Thursday, July 28, 2011

watch: insane barbershop beat down

What happens when the bossman at a barber shop goes out of town, and his employees use the place as their drug hub?

This.
[Be careful- language.]



Holy. Crap. Remind me to never sell drugs while the bosses are out, please. Woah.

love,
elizabethany

nifty: the perfect tan bikini

Well, ladies, the bikini gods have finally heard us talking about our tanlines and have come up with the perfect solution: A bikini without straps. None. Zero. Zilch.

What holds your knockers in place, you ask? Oh. Just a "waterproof" adhesive on the inside, duh!


I have a sticky bra that is totally the same thing as these, but I don't know that I'd trust it to stay on in water... but I mean, look at the plus sides of this thing:
  1. No one will know how tan or not tan you really are.
  2. You'll be showing an epic amount of side-boob.
  3. Fake boobs will be easy to spot- They'll be the only ones truly perky in this thing.
  4. It's kind of like putting on a magic show.
I mean really... the only downside is the price for me- A whopping $75. I'm a poor girl with a budget.

BUT! BONUS! Hey sugar daddies- If you spend your money on this, I'll wear it, and you'll obviously benefit from it.

OKAY DEAL!

/sarcasm. For now.

love,
elizabethany

morning hangover 072811


Good morning! Have you helped me share my Sun Drop commercial yet? I'll love you forever if you do. ;)

Tis all for now! Talk to you soon!

love,
elizabethany

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

the official sun drop commercial/campaign!

FIRST of all: Thank you all SO much for voting! A couple hundred of you let me know which clips I should keep, so thank you for making my decision-making easy. ;)

Now, watch the final, short, official product:



I don't know the best way to go about getting this on TV as part of or one of their full length commercials, but they say to get as many views and fans as possible "fans" on my Sun Drop page to be considered. [I'm sure comments, likes, etc wouldn't hurt, either! AKA they'd help.]

SO.... Friends, lovers, darlings, pretty people.... Watch the video, love it, share it with all of your friends and social media outlets, and tell them wassuppppp. Make sure you're sharing the CHANNEL link. I think that helps most.

Seriously... I love you. And I mean that.

Now let's make this happen! ;)

love,
elizabethany

watch: little kids have fight about marriage thats a little too real

Nothin' like a little pressure from your girlfriend to marry her, right? She wants the ring, you want the freedom... a huge fight happens, yelling, screaming... and the guy normally wants to cry and run.

These little kids have the fight, and it's INTENSE. It's also a little too adult-like in many ways.



She is NOT going to let him give up, and he's literally trapped on that stool, SCREAMING. Plus, she tried to win him over by cleaning up after him in the kitchen, then refuses him to look anywhere else but her eyes...

I guess we do learn all this stuff pretty early. Wowza.

love,
elizabethany

morning hangover 072711


Oh, hai! Good morning! Happy Walk on Stilts Day! I made my coworkers give my stilts a try... and obviously caught it on camera. Luckily they had some help unlike me.


That's all for now! Have a fantastic morning!

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

tunes on tuesday 072611


Happy Tuesday! Let's hop to it!


Alexandra Stan--> Mr. Saxobeat



I assume this will really take off as one of the house/international songs that we in radio have to jump on board with. I'm not a huge fan, but I'll have to get used to it.


Candyman 187 ft. Snoop Dogg--> High Off the Fame



Also not my favorite song I've ever heard. I don't think it'll become huge, but you'll probably hear it around.


Gavin Degraw--> Not Over You



I love it, but I'm a fan of this kind of music, and definitely of Gavin. I'm glad he's back, and I could totally listen to this song over and over again!


Lady Gaga--> You and I



I like that she's switching up her sound a bit, and I can definitely appreciate this song. I know, it's crazy. She shot the video in Nebraska, which also adds a hint of I'm-okay-with-this. We shall see how it does...


Patrick Stump ft. Lupe Fiasco--> This City



I for sure enjoy a song that shows city-spirit, no matter where you're from. I love the sound of this song, and I think it could do pretty well as a single. I dig him and his voice and his song.


Rihanna--> Cheers



I love the weekend-anthem theme, obviously, but what's with the Avril chime-ins for "yeahyeah"? A lot of things throw me off, but as a whole, it's kinda fun.... kinda.


Simple Plan ft. Natasha Bedingfield--> Jet Lag



I heard this in a store the other day and wondered who the relatively familiar sound was. At first I thought it was a little cheesy, but it grew on me quick. I enjoy.


The only new country music available on YouTube as of now:

Justin Moore--> Bait a Hook



Sorry I don't have more Country, but enjoy!

love,
elizabethany

celebrity lookalikes: ashley tisdale and mark zuckerberg

I was checking out my newest followers on Twitter today, and stumbled upon Allison, AKA @reignboXploshun. The first thing I thought was "holy wow... She looks like the brunette Ashley Tisdale.

I did my research, and I think I was right. They even make the same face!


So naturally, I had to find another doppelganger for this post, and my ginger radio BFF has been trying to convince me that people think he looks like Mark Zuckerberg. It's time to get to the bottom of that opinion.


What do you think? Did I find Ashley's long lost twin? Does Zuckerberg maybe have a brother he didn't know about?



Check out past lookalikes here, and if you think you look like someone and want to find out for sure, holler at me!

love,
elizabethany

watch: stephen colbert takes on talking vagina ads with "hail to the d"

If you haven't seen the new Summer's Eve commercials, you need to. They start out by welcoming you to Vaginaland. 'Nuff said.



He decided to make his own version of the handsy, talking hoo-ha's and welcome you to Penisylvania.



Tears are coming out of my eyes right now from laughter. SO good.

Watch the full segment here, and thanks to DanChiz who always sends me things having to do with vaginas. What a good friend.

love,
elizabethany

morning hangover 072611


There's just so much to share and not nearly enough time these days. NONSENSE!

But, assuming you've weighed in on my latest baby, my Sun Drop video, let's get to other things that shall waste your time.
Tis all for now!

love,
elizabethany

Monday, July 25, 2011

etv poll: which clips should i use for my official sundrop commercial submission?

So I got dared to "Sun Drop" all over town, just like they do in the commercial. I was totally down to do it from the beginning, but I had no idea how late to the party I was. [FAIL!]

Anyway, one of my mottos, of course- "Better late than never!"

So yesterday I went all around town, from the mall, to the bar, to the library, to campus, and dropped it like it was hot [which it was, by the way- 107 degrees]. I can't decide which of these to put in my final submission, so watch and tell me your thoughts!


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I totally wish the underwater one had been clearer, but oh well. I did my damnedest!

I'm probably doing this all backwards if I want to be on a commercial... Actually, I KNOW I am. I'm supposed to get as many views and fans on my Sun Drop page as possible, but it has to be a video under a minute, which is why I need your help in choosing the clips.

AKA... get ready to share the shorter version as much as humanly possible once I make it based on your input in a few days.

Have I told you I love you? I do. Really. Xoxo.

love,
elizabethany

watch: first look at "one day on earth"

Remember a few months back, they asked everyone to shoot some video during one specific day and upload it to YouTube? It was for a movie called "One Day on Earth" that will literally show things that happened on that day, all over the planet.

I'm freakin' pumped. Even within one town so many things always happen on any given day... Imagine how huge this could be WORLDWIDE.

Here's the first look at the trailer:



SO. MUCH. CULTURE! Crazy. The people putting this together are putting in so much time and work, but it's going to be so worth it. I can't wait.

love,
elizabethany

monday morning hangover 072511


Good morning! It was a busy weekend for me [be prepared for some fun new videos this week], but here's what I didn't get to tell you about last week!:

First of all, it was Get to Know Your Customers Day. Feel free to play this little game and see what it says about you in the end:



And on the Candy site:
That's all for now! Be on the lookout for Dare videos this week!

love,
elizabethany

Friday, July 22, 2011

watch: couple has sex while driving

Well, damn... Just when I thought a BJ while driving was pretty inappropriate if people could see you, these people take it way further.

I guess it brings up the question: Why NOT bang while driving down a major highway?

[Don't worry. It's totally suitable for work... just don't have the volume up.]



Oh, right... CUZ IT'S DANGEROUS! AND GROSS!

...but it sure does make other people's drive pretty entertaining.

love,
elizabethany

Thursday, July 21, 2011

watch: guy gets punched after messing with strangers

Luckily I've been smart enough not to mess with old people when going out and using random strangers as my video prey. This guy either didn't know it's a bad idea, or he wanted to go viral.



WAIT A SECOND. If a guy is in a handicapped rider thing, how is he gonna GET UP AND PUNCH A DUDE?!

Awesome. Purely. Awesome.
Hopefully I don't get punched while completing a certain dare tonight.

love,
elizabethany

catching up with real world san diego spottings: there are lots of elizabethany-alikes

As far as how the locals are treating the filming of Real World San Diego, everything's looking pretty familiar. It's a lot like DC. Stalkers everywhere. Neighbors hating. And even a crazy blonde chic who keeps going to find them outside the house.

No, really. There's an EB-alike [or wannabe, depending on if you're a B or not] who's been making these videos of her going outside the house and then commenting on it.



Half of me is kinda obsessed with the fact that there's someone out there doing what I did, the other half has no comment. :) I'll leave that to you all.

Other stalkers have gotten some other good video of the cast, though. Here's another one of them at the Bird Rock Coffee Roasters:



Looks like someone found some boyfriend material, and then the ever-so-exciting coffee talk outside with all of the roommates! Weee.
[Side note: Apparently the Asian girl is only 19! I enjoy the idea of the stories she'll bring.]

And here they are inside Hodad's, sitting at a table, trying to avoid the papz.




They made the same reaction the DC'ers did- covering their face, looking pissed off, stopping their conversation. Looking back, I realize how obnoxious I was, but let's be real- they don't need to be all dramatic about it.

As for story lines... doesn't look like they have figured much out. Sightings have been pretty lame. There are a TON of tweets out there from strangers saying they hung out, signed waivers, made out, etc with the cast... but who knows what's real or worthy of anything.

I'll continue to keep ya updated on what I find on Vevmo/Twitter! If you know anything and want to share, you know how to get in touch with me.

love,
elizabethany

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

watch: crew saves whale and it thanks them

How bout a little bit of warm and fuzzy feelings? This is AMAZING.

This group finds a whale that looks like it's struggling, then they realize it's on its last couple breaths of life thanks to being caught in a net. They free it, and it thanks them with an awesome show of flips and slaps.



Goosebumps, for sure. Absolutely incredible... like it's out of a movie.

love,
elizabethany

morning hangover 072011


Ahhh! So much Internet has been missed! Here's what I didn't get to share yesterday!

That's all for right now! Have a great morning!

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

tunes on tuesday 071911


Happy Tuesday, folks! New music, hollaholla!


Tammy Fey--> Got It Like That


J.Lo--> Starting Over


Ke$ha--> Shots on the Hood of My Car


Swedish House Mafia--> Save the World


Demi Lovato--> Skyscraper


Lloyd--> Dedication to My Ex [Miss That]



Red Hot Chili Peppers--> Adventures of Raindance Maggie



Leaving it up to you for opinions again! Enjoy!

love,
elizabethany

real world san diego update: meet ashley and sam

Whew, it's been too long since I've done a full catch-up on all things Real World San Diego. I guess I got lazy with the boringness of stalking last season, but this season is proving to be full of hot tub wannabes!

Because of that, and thanks to the people on Vevmo for getting ALL of it posted on their forums, I can introduce you to two of the girls in the La Jolla house!

Meet Sam McGinn.

  • 21 years old
  • From Chesapeake, VA [More DMV'ans! ...kinda]
  • Lesbian
  • Current school unknown, but rumored to be CNU or a community college in the area
  • Ran track in high school
  • Here's her Twitter page
All her friends from home have been commenting saying she's a really awesome person, and if you can tell by a smile and Ke$ha Halloween costume, I'd say I agree. I'm excited for her!


Also, meet Ashley Kelsey.

She's flipping BEAUTIFUL... and she has the "girl next door" type of beautiful about her, plus seems pretty likable in that video. I can't hate, that's for sure, and I know the boys definitely won't.


There have been some other cast sightings that I will put up in a separate post. I'm just here doing all I can to keep y'all in the loop without having to search through millions of posts like I do to get the info to ya! [And, duh, I kinda miss my stalking days.]

Let me know what ya think about these two ladays!

love,
elizabethany

the best of #whitepeoplehobbies and #blackpeoplehobbies

Two of today's Twitter trending topics are hilariously "racist." I say it in quotes because I think it's a really good sign that we can publicly talk about ridiculous things white and black people do and laugh about it together.

We all know what stereotypes come with different races, and most of us have accepted them. Yay, America!

Here are some that I just stumbled upon that I thought were just fantastic.



There are a lot that I expected to see like stereotypical foods and straight up insults, but there weren't many of those, which probably makes it a better topic.

Feel free to send me your fave!

love,
elizabethany

watch: oven planking epic fail

Now that there's owling and toothpicking, among other things, I'm going to go ahead and say planking is on its way out... Especially since Richard Simmons did it.

Plus... It's just dangerous! Hilariously dangerous, though.



Idiot girl. That's a door.

love,
elizabethany

Thursday, July 14, 2011

watch: this live music mixing is unreal

This is so crazy good, I really don't know if I can believe it's legit!

This guy has over 30 songs on different buttons, and makes an awesome mixed up song!



Seriously... uhh.. DJ Earworm, watch out. All I'm sayin.

love,
elizabethany

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

watch: prostitutes fight it out on the streets

Everyone enjoys a good girl fight. They're far too hilarious not to. Imagine the possibilities of entertainment if it's a couple of real life hookers on the streets of San Francisco...

Then watch it become a reality.

[PS- It's not that graphic video-wise, but the language is totally NSFW.]



I really don't know that I've ever heard the b-word yelled so many times, nor have I heard someone compliment a girl for being pretty while fighting her, but still the highlight was the guy coming out of NOWHERE and singing.

Ah. What a beautiful night-scene.

love,
elizabethany

tunes on tuesday 071211 [country included!]


Waddup, TUESDAY?!

Super crazy busy this week, so I'm just going to list this out and have you sample it on your own!

K Drew--> Body and Soul




Lights Over Paris ft. Game--> I'm Not a Gangsta




Michael Africk--> Make it Loud




Theophilus London--> I Stand Alone




Bera--> Favorite Things




Pia Toscano--> This Time




Wallpaper--> StupidFacedd




Taylor Swift--> Sparks Fly




Steel Magnolia--> Without You




Blake Shelton--> God Gave Me You




Enjoy! Let me know your thoughts!

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

watch: nbc 4's jim vance geeks out on air

Gotta love it when a news anchor loses it on air. Composure- broken. They're actually real people!

It's even better when it's someone local. Washington's NBC 4's Jim Vance geeked out when they started rolling lottery-truck toys across the screen.



It's not that crazy of a thing to happen, but his laughing made me LOL, too.

And remember when he did the same thing before? TWICE?! Bahaha, love him.

love,
elizabethany

PS: Thanks! :)

watch: adorable narcoleptic baby

Reason # 349857 I want to adopt an Asian baby girl: THIS little thing!

Just like Big Hush said, she's kind of like me on my Birthday this year. She's happy and bubbly one second, and knocked out the next.



So. Freaking. Cute. I want her.

And proof that we're obviously meant to be from my Birthday:



Woops.

love,
elizabethany

Monday, July 11, 2011

nifty: the world's longest bridge in china

I remember hearing about the plans for this bridge four years ago, and I'm in shock that it's already done! Those Chinese peeps know how to get it done.

It's the world longest bridge. It's 26.2 miles long over the Jiaozhou Bay.










I'm not going to lie... I don't know if I'd be able to drive over that thing. It looks like it's never going to end! There's no sign of anything in sight! Yikes.

It is exciting in the sense that we'll be able to see the possibility of driving over longer bodies of water, though.... if you're brave.

love,
elizabethany

watch: a kid's reaction to a gay couple

If there's going to be a video that shows there's nothing to worry about when it comes to kids having gay parents, this is it.

This kid learns two guys are married, and he takes it perfectly... Then just wants to play ping pong.



Too cute. Share this.

love,
elizabethany

monday morning hangover 071111

I told you I had more to share, so here I am! Happy Monday, and FYI- If you have a 7/11 or a dozen nearby, it's Free Slurpee Day! [Drink some for me too, please.]

And over on the Candy blog last week:
That's all for this morning! But you bet I'll share more soon! Time for work!

love,
elizabethany

Friday, July 8, 2011

friday morning hangover 070811


Good morning, Happy Friday, and Happy Birthday to my brudder tomorrow! [You should totes follow him as a gift from me. Especially if you're a Redskins/WVU/sports fan, or like following people like me who will one day make it big.]

Anyway, didn't get to do any daily Hangovers this week, so here's a bunch! [And I'll probably have to do another one on Monday so I don't overwhelm you!]:


That's all for NOW. Enjoy!

love,
elizabethany

Thursday, July 7, 2011

watch/listen: a capella group does zac brown band

I told you about the a capella group Hyannis Sound when they did a song for the tsunami in Japan, and now my friend sent me their version of Zac Brown Band's "Colder Weather" and I'm in LOVE.

I may be partial to it because I love the song and the person singing it, but seriously... It'll give you goosebumps.



Love, love, love. I recommend checking out more... Just sayin'.

love,
elizabethany

watch: taylor lautner saves the nfl lockout

As each day goes on, I start to hyperventilate a little more. This NFL lockout business needs to END and I need my Sundays to be complete come August.

FunnyorDie did this amaze-balls movie trailer starring Taylor Lautner and NFL stars, and I just really wish it would come true...



Of course, when I say I wish this would come true, I mean in MY apartment and MY side yard/field. Yes. That'd be fun.

love,
elizabethany

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

monkey steals camera and acts adorable

#FunFact: Monkeys are my absolute favorite animal in the freaking world, and even though they rip humans to shreds, I still want one in my home.

So when I see stories like this of a monkey using a photographer's camera in the wild, playing with it, and hamming it up for the lens, I MELT.

This little guy was apparently fascinated with his reflection and the sound the camera made, so he took a bunch of pictures of himself! SMILING!



And then took a picture of the GUY!



I want to see more. I want to see the rest. NOW. Seriously. It could get dangerous if I don't see them. Apparently it happened three years ago but no one knew about it, but still.. where's the book?!

Too. Freaking. Cute.

Monkeys- You're so smart. I would say stop it, but it's too cute.

love,
elizabethany

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