Friday, August 17, 2012

real world portland: meet jessica mccain

I'm still so giddy about Real World: Portland and all the stalking going on! It's a beautiful thing, and so is knowing that one of the roommates already got arrested! Bravo!

And people are, of course, complaining about them being rowdy:
Careful with them. In the two bars I was at and they showed up, they started two fist-fights, and one got arrested for the night. They're kind of a rowdy group. I don't know how much trouble they can get in during a Yoga class, but...I wouldn't put it past them, either.
Wah, wah... get over it! :)

Now, let's meet Miss Jessica McCain:


  • Classy [insert my new "teehee" face that I wish I could put into words here]
  • 21
  • from Fayetteville, NC
  • Ballroom dance instructor and model
  • Sorority sister- Zeta Tau Alpha
  • Apparently wanted to be an Army nurse, and was in ROTC
If I were to read that bio and have to match it to someone's pictures, I'd never be able to get it right. I feel like I'm having an identity crisis just trying to comprehend all of this! [Not saying she is! Don't get it twisted!] I really don't even know what kind of first impression I can/should have about her besides "lady in the streets and a freak in the bed" maybe.

Your thoughts?

love,
elizabethany



100 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jess is a sweetheart and has the ability to accomplish whatever she sets her mind to! Real World made a great choice in casting her and America is going to love her ;)

Anonymous said...

Jessica is an amazing young girl! She has a warm heart and an IRON fist, So dont get on her bad side. I wish her the best! We are all proud of her!

elizabethany said...

sounds like she's the perfect girl, then!!! hott AND a good person! Good to know, thanks anons!

Anonymous said...

Actually very self centered, fake, dumb, and put her parents in debt because of her failed attempt at school. Dropped out and tried to be a bar tender....didn't work out and now she's trying to be hott, under that makeup and photoshopped/perfect angled pictures she's another Snookie!!!

Anonymous said...

So not true! Bright, beautiful, fun loving and a zest for adventure! She loves everyone she meets....even those hates!! You just like the one that made the last comment!!

elizabethany said...

Hey now. I said I don't know what to think about her! I'm letting all of you tell me what's up! So far, more people are saying she's awesome.. Guess I'll have to wait til the premiere to see who's right!

Anonymous said...

She is a big stuck up bitch! Kayla didn't like her at all.

Anonymous said...

So not true! you must not know her!!

Anonymous said...

Met her at splash, she have such an stuck up bitchy attitutde

Anonymous said...

WOW! Photoshop does miracles in person she chubby and have a butter face to go with the ugly slutly stank attitude.

Anonymous said...

She is dating some white dude , I don't know if he is part of the cast. met her at Splash and This bitch though she was an A-List Celebrity.

Anonymous said...

I know Jessica and you haters really must not know her. She is sweet, beautiful, fun loving, family oriented, hard worker. She has worked so hard to build her modeling career. I think the haters are jealous.

Anonymous said...

In person she is is ugliest from the cast. She looks like a midget compare to the other girls.

Anonymous said...

Does she have some kind of emotional problem? She always look sad or like she is crying.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she is playing for the cameras but this bitch have a stank attitude or when she drink she acts different than a ''sweet'' person.

She thinks, her sh*t doesn't smell.

Anonymous said...

She is crazy and slutly.

Anonymous said...

The show will reveal all!! Jessica is beautiful!

Anonymous said...

Yeah u can tell shes ,classy" by her sarcastically "classy" (but seriously slutty) modeling photos. I'm sure cast mates will have a ball about her at the reunion

Anonymous said...

Well, rumor has it that Anasstasia and Her are the out cast of this season.

Anonymous said...

Met her weeks ago during filming this bitch have an stank attitude a eit show is not going to change my opinion about her.

Anonymous said...

She must have a double personality with her family because she is a BITCH.

Anonymous said...

I don't think she is sweet/perfect like her family is describing her as, since she made it on the real world. She must be:
A. Be crazy.
B. Outcast.
C. Whore.
D. Bitchy Attitude.
E. Hiding a secret.
F. Have a mental disorder or STD.

Anonymous said...

I have never talk to her, but she does give the vibe that she thinks she is better than everyone else.

The tall Anorexic girl give the same vibe as her.
Marlon is always dunk trying to fight everyone.

Anonymous said...

Drunk*

Anonymous said...

Marlon lives up to stereotype of being the black angry man.

This girl act like her sh*t doesn't smell and she have Daddy issues.

I can't wait for them to leave.

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Anonymous said...

She is not a nice person or maybe she just acting for the camaras. But this bitch was stupid crazy at splash the other night because someone took a picture of the cast and crew.

Anonymous said...

Everyone is going to see her true colors, once this show airs.

She is an attention whore, home wrecker and a big ass liar.

Anonymous said...

Most of these people are judging someone they have never met....hmmm! As for her Cousin you obviously aren't close to her to even know her or you would talk to her and voice your concerns. What a pathetic family member! Not to mention what you are hearing isn't even truth. The public will say what they will and no one can stop them, but it sounds like alot of crap to me! No one is perfect. Let's watch the show for sure!

Anonymous said...

haha that's funny that all these people see how she actually is, she tries to make people think that she is this sweet innocent church going little girl that doesnt do anything wrong...but in reality she is the total opposite..the previous comments are dead on because she sleeps with pretty much anyone who gives her attention and she thinks she this perfect princess that deserves her prince charming which every girl does but you are not going to find him acting like a immature whore and cheating on all the good boyfriends you get..

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Anonymous said...

the only people that get cast to be on the real world is crazy, drama, partying wannabes that suck at life and just want attention..

Anonymous said...

OMG! This people need to leave me town already especially this bitch and Marlon.

The only likable cast members are Johnny, Averey and Jordan.

Anonymous said...

Do they do Psychological and Drug tests for the Real World? If they do I don't know, how she is on it. Since she failed both test that's why she didn't make it to the army.

Anonymous said...

She is the fakest person, I have ever met.

Anonymous said...

You know you suck in life, when you don't succeed at being a model and being on the military.

Your only option to succeed to get cast on a show thanks to her your bitchy I am better than your personality and her being promiscuous.

#Pathetic

Anonymous said...

WOW! I didn't expect a lot of people to dislike her, like I do. She slept with my x-bf even though we were "Friends".

Anonymous said...

I couldn't believed when my co-worker told me that she was going to be on it.

But now that I think about it, it make sense. This bitch have a stuck up personality at work and she flirts/fuck the supervisors.

So bitchy attitude and a whore make a great character for the real world.

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Anonymous said...

If you really knew her you would know she is not perfect, but she does not cheat or lie or talk bad about people. She is not a whore or a bad person. I am her friend and I know the real Jessica. So will you once you watch the show. And all this publicity even of bad is still publicity!! ;0)

Anonymous said...

She is a whore, she have cheated on her boyfriend multiple times while he is in the military.

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Anonymous said...

She would do anything and everything for attention. She would sleep with anything, so it will be kind of fun to watch her on TV making a fool of herself. Even though she does it in person all the time.

Anonymous said...

Then u must not be the friend she tells u u are bc she's lied to u if she claims anything other than these comments. I personally know her too and shes told me herself over half this crap. But in a more bragging proud way. she likes to try to get guys that already have gfs to prove to herself she's better even tho we all know most guys will hook up with neone who practically throws themself in ur lap

Anonymous said...

And she ran her mouth about MY friend to me bc she was jealous i talked to her . such a dirty trashy mouth for supposed to be sweet girl....and jessica always bad talked my friend bc my friends bf didnt choose her instead. Just proves she tries to outdo everyone else

Anonymous said...

She is a two face backstabbing fat bitch with a butter face.

Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure, we will find out the REAL Whoressica... Rumor has it that she is one of the reasons one of her cast member left.

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Anonymous said...

Not true! I actually was her roommate! She is kind! No perfect, but kind! Loves Melissa and her brother! Those who say bad are indeed jealous and need to be a bit more secure! Another thing she does not and will not be with another girls guy...ever! She is not perfect and the rest of you aren't either!

Anonymous said...

Ask Greg about Jessica! He respects her....they are friends and he is friends with her family! No sex was involved in their relationship...sound like this is coming from a jealous person who couldn't get Greg or Jessica!

Anonymous said...

Lol we will see how much ''kind'', ''sweet'' and ''goodie tissues'' she is on the show,once it airs.

I hope she doesn't went the entire show with her fake personality of ''kindness'' which I highly doubt. The mask had to fall sometime.

Anonymous said...

Lol sureeeeeee he respect her, but she didn't respect herself. She is a dirty fake two face slut.

Anonymous said...

She is not as bad as make her, but she is not trustworthy at all. She would smile to your face and destroy you on your back.

Anonymous said...

That thing about her is that she would make you think she is this sweet angel first, but then after hanging with her for a while you will noticed that she is this classless bitchy brat

Anonymous said...

She is not a lady at all lol she is freak in bed and on the street

Anonymous said...

cyber bullying? #Pathetic

Anonymous said...

Not really being on the show bring consequences. So she need to get used to it, she wanted attention like she always do. Guess what? she is getting it.

Believed me getting exposed is not going to hurt her, instead is going to get her happy :)(:

She is pathetic little whore, you guys are going to see once the show air.

Anonymous said...

She is being manipulative home wreck bitch :)

Anonymous said...

I really hope this experience help her growth becaus e she need to stop being an spoiled easy whore.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone now her background story?

Anonymous said...

Other that she is a two face stuk up fake dirty hoe, no.

Anonymous said...

She is BIG ass whore lol

Anonymous said...

She a back stabbing hypocrite Bitch

Anonymous said...

DAMN...Some many negative comments hopefully she is entertaining.

Anonymous said...

She is a lost case...

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Anonymous said...

I have worked with her, she is not normal.
I think she have a double personality disoder or something. Maybe she is just hiding her other life from her family. But i swear she acts sweet sometimes and other times she acts like a stuck up fake bitch.

Anonymous said...

She is the biggest idiot (y)

Anonymous said...

Here is a verbal fight between her , The replacement girl (Naya) and Johnny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5A40wyQAoM

Anonymous said...

After watching that, I am glad that she is still the same stupid spoiled brat on the show. She is horrible in person, she always cry to make people feel sorry for her.

Anonymous said...

hahaha "cry fat b*tch." I am going to love that guy for calling her hypocrite ass out.

Anonymous said...

She loves to play the victim card, even when she deserved it. This girl is the biggest back stabbing two face bitch

Anonymous said...

She is so annoying, viewers are going to hate her.

Anonymous said...

I have no opinion, but I cannot help but notice all of the comments trashing her have the same bad grammar and spelling. You look kinda stupid trash talking someone when you can't even speak english correctly.

Anonymous said...

She is honest to a fault! Not fat! Not a whore! A little annoying because she is silly! She is not who you haters are describing! Be jealous!!

Anonymous said...

Ya know, it never surprises me to see how many people talk about someone they have never met, and go off only what they have heard. So, here's the truth from someone who has known her for 2 years now, and is from her hometown.

Although at times she can seem somewhat clueless and naive, Jessica is actually perceptive and intelligent. She has a heart of gold, and means well. I'm not sure what "the scene" has done to her in Portland (or what she has allowed it to do to her), but she is on my small list of one of the most genuinely nice people I have ever met. She cares nothing of what people look like, judging them not by their appearance, social status, or economic situation, but only by how they treat others.

I've been out to a club here in Fayetteville with her, called Lido's, and everyone knows her by her sweet demeanor and good heart. Not one person in this town would say a bad thing about her, females included.

It doesn't make me mad or angry to see what a lot of people post about her (most of which are untrue), because I know most of these people have never met her, and it’s much more difficult to say good things about someone than bad things. But do consider one thing...when you are being filmed 24/7, 3 months straight, try not to make a mistake yourself.

Be in a party house with almost no rules placed on you, where you have no privacy from cameras and an almost unlimited supply of alcohol. Be in an environment where it more than encourages you to drink profusely and establishes you within the living quarters of someone who you have never met before, and not far from the opposite sex. Conflict and mistakes can and will be made by anyone (including YOU).

So, before you people post about someone like this (mainly the females), think about what you have done in your life, but more importantly, what you WILL do in your life...and...take comfort in the fact of knowing that your life does not involve a camera in your face 24/7, for I'm sure your friends and family members would feel differently towards you if they saw you in the same situation.

elizabethany said...

I appreciate that last post. Thanks for leaving something positive!

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Anonymous said...

i really wonder if the same person didn't post on here a billion times due to the exact same spelling and grammar errors in every post.
But, i've known jessica for years, and YES she is a spoiled brat, and yes, she gets a LOT of attention from guys and enjoys that attention. what woman in their right mind wouldn't??
And honestly, the whole boyfriend stealer and homewrecker crap...Really?? i've actually witnessed her stop talking to a guy she really liked because she found out he hadn't "finalized" his divorce. so you people should really get a clue.
Jessica has many faults, just like the rest of us. But she is a genuine good person. she's full of joy, excitement, passion, enthusiasm, pride, and love.
Not to mention she's THE MOST HONEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET, which sometimes is not a good thing. She's 21, single, and beautiful, she's doing exactly what she's supposed to be doing, having the time of her life.
i really think you all will be sorely surprised that you have misjudged her. in fact i wish i could see the look on your faces when you realize your own ignorance.

Anonymous said...

that is funny because she tried to break up my best friend and her boyfriend when they were dating, and she didnt even want to be with the guy, she just wanted to prove to herself that she was better than the girl he was with and see if he would choose her...luckily he caught on to how she really was..not like most guys that would just sleep with anything that gives them attention, and its funny how all the nice comments are after jessica got home, hmmmmmm??

Anonymous said...

haha well that is funny because she tried to break up my best friend and her boyfriend. and she didnt even want to be with the guy, she just wanted to prove to herself that she was better than that girl and to see if he would actually leave her, luckily he caught on to how jessica really is..not like most guys who would just sleep with anything that gives them attention...i admit, Jessica is a very beautiful girl, but her stuck up fake attitude is what makes her an ugly person...so she can say the reason why people hate on her is because their jealous all they want, whatever makes her sleep at night.

Anonymous said...

haha well that is funny because she tried to break up my best friend and her boyfriend. and she didnt even want to be with the guy, she just wanted to prove to herself that she was better than that girl and to see if he would actually leave her, luckily he caught on to how jessica really is..not like most guys who would just sleep with anything that gives them attention...i admit, Jessica is a very beautiful girl, but her stuck up fake attitude is what makes her an ugly person...so she can say the reason why people hate on her is because their jealous all they want, whatever makes her sleep at night.

Anonymous said...

This is nothing more than a child and her best friend coming on here everyday to write the same thing over and over again. YAWN! #youreastalker #jealousmuch #stopcyberbullying #checkyourman . THAT IS ALL (:

Anonymous said...

oh and by the way, that last comment is from an outsider looking in... not Jess!

Anonymous said...

Jessica Mccain= Fat, Pathetic, Obnoxious, midget, Spoiled, slutly, attention whore, stupid butter face and dirty bitch.

I can tell that some of her roommates didn't like her for those same reasons.

Kayla, Averey, Johnny and most likely Anastassia.

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Anonymous said...

She is delusional and fake.

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Anonymous said...

Does she have an STD?

Anonymous said...

For Johnny and Anastasia to not like her, she sure is friends with them on facebook... #youdontknowwhatyouretalkingabout #cyberbullying you're obviously #obsessedwithjess #sitdown #stfu #giveitup #jealousmuch #youcantwin #muahahahaha #takeyourinsecuritieselsewhere That's right I said it... you're #INSECURE

Anonymous said...

Jessica does not need to write about herself because she has a great group of friends and family that love and support her. She is beautiful inside and out. This negative talk keeps this blog going and as a result...everyone wants to know!! So, good publicity/bad publicity is still publicity! Not a secret most on this show want a career or a start into the show business industry so keep it up! The only thing you are accomplishing is making your negative self look and sound ghetto because in the end the show will reflect whatever the producers want it to!! Really for the cast they are laughing all the way to the bank!

Anonymous said...

How about Kayla? I am pretty sure she doesn't like her.

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Anonymous said...

Seattle, Washington*

Anonymous said...

I've known Jess for about 4 years now. Went to school with her. Great person that is beautiful. She wasn't always the most confident but when the best looking guys on campus are interested in her that probably sparked her confidence. From a guys stand point, she is definitely not a "home wrecker". She is very trusting and your BF is probably sending her a bunch of BS!! She's a 21 year old girl that wants to have fun just like the rest of us. She was scared to death going through auditions, not talking about how much 'she was the sh**'.. This is a great opportunity for her, I'm excited to watch it! Like they say, "Carolina girls, best in the world" and "only the best get crowned!"

sim490 said...

The trailer is premiering sometime in the next 3 weeks :)

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Anonymous said...

Oops accidently deleted comment... interested to see how the show turns out...