real world portland: meet jessica mccain

I'm still so giddy about Real World: Portland and all the stalking going on! It's a beautiful thing, and so is knowing that one of the roommates already got arrested! Bravo!

And people are, of course, complaining about them being rowdy:

Careful with them. In the two bars I was at and they showed up, they started two fist-fights, and one got arrested for the night. They're kind of a rowdy group. I don't know how much trouble they can get in during a Yoga class, but...I wouldn't put it past them, either.

Wah, wah... get over it! :)

Now, let's meet Miss Jessica McCain:

• Classy [insert my new "teehee" face that I wish I could put into words here]
• 21
• from Fayetteville, NC
• Ballroom dance instructor and model
• Sorority sister- Zeta Tau Alpha
• Apparently wanted to be an Army nurse, and was in ROTC

If I were to read that bio and have to match it to someone's pictures, I'd never be able to get it right. I feel like I'm having an identity crisis just trying to comprehend all of this! [Not saying she is! Don't get it twisted!] I really don't even know what kind of first impression I can/should have about her besides "lady in the streets and a freak in the bed" maybe.

Your thoughts?

love,

elizabethany

PS: Click here to catch up on all of my Real World: Portland posts!

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nifty website: check out all the celebs' houses

Be prepared to waste entirely too much time looking at things that A) are relatively pointless and B) will probably make you a little mad or jealous.

This website, Celebrity House Pictures, knows exactly where all the big celebs live and is letting you know too. Not only will you know, but they make it easy to look down on their house and check it out.

I looked at some of my faves, some of the most extravagant, but mostly the relevant and local celebs. Here are just a few:



I want to hurt someone because of Dan Snyder's huge house. Can't he just share a little more?! Goodness.
Of course Willie Nelson is secluded amongst the trees.
Pharrell has a nicer house in Virginia Beach than Missy... I think something's wrong there, but that's just my personal opinion. And DAMN, I need to be his friend.
Also- Jazzy Jeff lives right down the road from my friend and that's pretty damn awesome. I think I should schedule a visit soon.

Stalking just became SO. MUCH. EASIER.

love,
elizabethany

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catching up with real world san diego spottings: there are lots of elizabethany-alikes

As far as how the locals are treating the filming of Real World San Diego, everything's looking pretty familiar. It's a lot like DC. Stalkers everywhere. Neighbors hating. And even a crazy blonde chic who keeps going to find them outside the house.

No, really. There's an EB-alike [or wannabe, depending on if you're a B or not] who's been making these videos of her going outside the house and then commenting on it.



Half of me is kinda obsessed with the fact that there's someone out there doing what I did, the other half has no comment. :) I'll leave that to you all.

Other stalkers have gotten some other good video of the cast, though. Here's another one of them at the Bird Rock Coffee Roasters:



Looks like someone found some boyfriend material, and then the ever-so-exciting coffee talk outside with all of the roommates! Weee.
[Side note: Apparently the Asian girl is only 19! I enjoy the idea of the stories she'll bring.]

And here they are inside Hodad's, sitting at a table, trying to avoid the papz.




They made the same reaction the DC'ers did- covering their face, looking pissed off, stopping their conversation. Looking back, I realize how obnoxious I was, but let's be real- they don't need to be all dramatic about it.

As for story lines... doesn't look like they have figured much out. Sightings have been pretty lame. There are a TON of tweets out there from strangers saying they hung out, signed waivers, made out, etc with the cast... but who knows what's real or worthy of anything.

I'll continue to keep ya updated on what I find on Vevmo/Twitter! If you know anything and want to share, you know how to get in touch with me.

love,
elizabethany

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EXCLUSIVE real world back to vegas update: meet roommate michael ross

Tweet Ohh, I feel so scandalous and stalker-like again! I've got some deets on a roommate in the Real World: Back to Las Vegas suite thanks to some sleuthing and mutual friends!

Those of you in the DMV may have heard of him. He's Michael "Mike" Ross, former Woodbridge, VA Catholic school boy [Aquinas, for you locals], apparently went to Brentsville High for a little while, and is now living the dream in Vegas.

Some more deets:

• He's 23
• Goes to school at University of Maryland [and I assume is graduating relatively soon]
• President of the Undergraduate Communications Association at UMD
  
• Seems to have a few "hometowns"- moved a lot
  
• Single
• Jewish and conservative. So conservative, this was one of his Facebook statuses:
• And apparently he was the President of UMD Students Against National Healthcare
• The mutual friends have told me he's crazy, hyper, and going to be interesting to watch, no matter what first impressions may give off... So we shall see.

Here are a few more pictures:

And Vevmo has that picture I showed you before of him looking hella awkward while helping Cary Hart/Dew Tour.

Anyone from the DMV have some more deets? I kinda sorta like being a news-breaker again! ;) Email me if you'd like! elizabethanyy [at] gmail [dot] com.

I'm pretty pumped to watch someone from the DMV area on the show again! [And I was worried they'd be afraid of taking someone from my home for the show...] Should be interesting to see if the conservative thing becomes an issue. I assume he'll be just like an "Andrew from DC" personality-wise. All signs point to "absolutely."

love,
elizabethany

nifty: things from my new favorite asian company

TweetThere's a new fashion item for guys in the office that is winning the hearts of people all over the WORLD by a company called "Thanko." It's the necktie fan.

As ridiculously awesome as that is and I think I shall buy it for someone, I couldn't help but get more excited about what else this Japanese company has to offer.

Basically- they make spying/stalking/whatever a whole lot easier.

They have a LED flashlight that records video and takes pictures! So people may think you're just trying to find your way through the dark, but really you're gettin' their naughty business on file!

Then there's the spy pen that records HD VIDEO [!!!] from the pen! Oh hey let me just write something down real quick... wait, can you move this way? Got it, thanks.

Finally, my favorite of them all, the HD video recording SHIRT BUTTON! It goes inside your shirt, looks like a button from the outside, and records bangin video without anyone thinking twice about you moving your chest around in awkward ways. Hey, it's the latest dance move, right?

The only problem- I have no idea how to translate Japanese money into dollars. I have no idea how much this stuff is! Hmph. Do I have any friends in Japan who wanna be my bestie and send me early Christmas presents? I'd heart you forever.

As for Thanko- You da freakin' bomb!

love,
elizabethany