real world san francisco: meet jamie larson

Don't worry, y'all... We have another model living in the house.

She's a little different than the others, but check out Jamie.

-22

-from Houston, TX

-listed as in a relationship on August 3

-real Facebook

-Facebook fan page

-Twitter

-Instagram

Based on pictures alone, I feel like I'll really like her. She said she doesn't like a lot of her pictures to be edited [even though I think it's obvious they are] so we see the real her... but other than that she looks like a fun chic. 

Some people are speculating she might be dating, but I feel like they might just have a friend in common or something... Unless she jumps relationship to relationship really quickly.

This is looking to be the best looking cast of all time.... Am I right?!

love,
elizabethany


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real world san francisco: meet west virginia model ashley!

We've been pretty lucky with the eye candy of the fellas so far, but don't worry.... You dudes are gonna like this one.

Meet Ashley Brooke Mitchell.

-24 [older than usual! not mad...]

-from WEST VIRGINIA! Now living all over Cali, mostly in San Fran so she'll be the pro of the city

-model [obviously]

-this is her Facebook fan page

-this is her Twitter

She looks really familiar to me, but I can't figure out where she's from in WV right away... and it looks like we only have two people in common so we'll see what they can tell me.

I will say she's effing hott, obviously. Watch out Ashley from RW San Diego... this chic is legit, and seems fun! And she's wearing WVU colors in one of those pictures, so... BONUS POINTS!

Also... here's a "better" look at the cast ensemble. Looks like we'll have more dudes this season, and one lesbian.

Also, a look inside the bright house: 

I've been RT'ing pictures and tweets I come across regarding sightings, and I'll continue to do so until we have something big enough to make a post about. In the meantime, you can always check out Vevmo and laugh at the people who are pissed that there's another Ashley. Lols.

love,
elizabethany

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real world portland: meet anastasia miller

Well well well... It's time to meet another roommate now filming in Portland!

Say hello to Anastasia Miller:

• Age unverified. Anywhere from 21-25, depending on which profile you look at.
• From the Detroit area
• Describes herself as: Very outgoing, extremely intelligent and talented! Is a people-friendly person looking to boost her career in entertaining. Has been singing entire life as well as some amaeture modeling. 

I was waiting to post about her because of the lack of definite information, but I couldn't wait any longer! Hopefully her singing is better than 80% of other Real World singers. She's totally gorgeous, and her non-modeling pictures make her seem like a blast. There's also this picture from Portland:

Well, maybe she looks mostly a little scary there... but I enjoy someone who will dance on a table, bar, whatever with me.

When I get more info on her, I'll totally update ya! And if you have any, feel free to leave it below anonymously!

ALSO, rumor has it someone has already moved out, maybe even weeks ago. All that's really known is that someone new has shown up-

And here's another picture of them filming, from @bstasia.

Ahh, I'm loving following this season during filming, but I hate not being able to get ALL the deets on some of these people! It's like a blue ball tease.

As always, I'm gathering information from Twitter, Vevmo, and the awesome Real World Portland spy... in case you wanna keep up with ALL of it too!

love,
elizabethany

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real world portland: meet jessica mccain

I'm still so giddy about Real World: Portland and all the stalking going on! It's a beautiful thing, and so is knowing that one of the roommates already got arrested! Bravo!

And people are, of course, complaining about them being rowdy:

Careful with them. In the two bars I was at and they showed up, they started two fist-fights, and one got arrested for the night. They're kind of a rowdy group. I don't know how much trouble they can get in during a Yoga class, but...I wouldn't put it past them, either.

Wah, wah... get over it! :)

Now, let's meet Miss Jessica McCain:

• Classy [insert my new "teehee" face that I wish I could put into words here]
• 21
• from Fayetteville, NC
• Ballroom dance instructor and model
• Sorority sister- Zeta Tau Alpha
• Apparently wanted to be an Army nurse, and was in ROTC

If I were to read that bio and have to match it to someone's pictures, I'd never be able to get it right. I feel like I'm having an identity crisis just trying to comprehend all of this! [Not saying she is! Don't get it twisted!] I really don't even know what kind of first impression I can/should have about her besides "lady in the streets and a freak in the bed" maybe.

Your thoughts?

love,

elizabethany

PS: Click here to catch up on all of my Real World: Portland posts!

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dare: take sexy model pics

**DISCLAIMER TO MY MOTHER, FATHER, BROTHER, GRANDPARENTS, AND OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS: This is one of those posts that you're going to yell at me about. This is why I tell you not to read this. If you continue reading this post, you agree that you will not lecture me, tell me I'm inappropriate, or be disgusted. Instead, you will laugh.**

A year ago I got a dare that I attempted to complete, got nervous, and put it on the back burner. While at the pool over the weekend, I told some friends about it, we drank some beers, and they helped me make it happen.


If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I'm not sexy. I can't look sexy. I can't act sexy. I can't do a sexy voice. I'm way too awkward.

SO... I decided to do what all of the sexy bathing suit models do, with a touch of EB, of course.

Models make ridiculous faces, stick out their goodies, and suck in other areas. Sometimes they make themselves wet. Sometimes they sexually put things into their mouths. They might think they're keeping it classy, but let's be real- Adding Bud Light cans to a model shot is just as classy as what they have to offer, right?!

Oh, and don't forget the hair in the face. Britney taught me that is the epitome of sexy.

So... How'd I do?!

Don't answer that.

love,
elizabethany

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on the racks: cindy crawford does instyle

I remember growing up when I knew nothing about models, celebrities, or fashion beyond the newest, coolest, velvet leotard, I knew of one model: Cindy Crawford.

I think my mom used to tell me that my "beauty mark" on my nose was beautiful, and would prove it by showing me pictures of Cindy Crawford, as if I resembled her in any way.

Anyway.. She seems to be out of the main spotlight these days, but that's not keeping her out of InStyle Magazine next month.

She's not the cover girl, for whatever reason, but she's all over the inside talking about how to stay beautiful.

"...I don't want people to say, 'WOW you're make-up looks great!' That's actually an insult. I'd prefer them to say 'You look great.'"

Let's take a look at the last time she was on the cover of InStyle back in 1995:

I'd say time has made her better... Agreed?!



She's absolutely the definition of beautiful. Just sayin'.

love,
elizabethany

cheering up the redskins fans

I don't even know if it's worth it to say it's tough being a Redskins fan right now. That's pointless. First of all- It's always tough being a 'Skins fan, and second- At this point, it's almost funny how terrible we're doing. I literally laughed when Rabach hit the ball on his ass and fumbled it.

I guess the only good thing about our team at this point are our cheerleaders. And by good I mean good looking because they're not very talented.

So, fellow Redskins fans, I want to give you something to look at, that has to do with our beloved Washington team, that won't have you crying.

The Redskins cheerleaders in Maxim:

Sigh. They're not even the most attractive girls I've ever seen cheer in the NFL.

How about some funny pictures? Something that you're supposed to laugh at...

Okay.. Actually... I'm just getting depressed.

Hail... to the.... Redskins........ Always.......

love,
elizabethany

watch: beer commercial with a fart

What's the best way to sell a beer? Well, you show off its natural-ness... With a hott girl and... Well... I'll let you watch.



I... Ummm... Don't think I'm traveling the same line of thinking as those advertisers did when creating this commercial.

Tell me, fellas... Does seeing this hott girl in a bikini fart turn you on? Does it make you want to buy the beer? I'm genuinely curious here...



BTW- I'm not one of those girls who "never farts"... But seriously, leave the room before you toot!

love,
elizabethany

PS: If you need to escape a fart, there's this Japanese video that helps you figure it all out. We all know how great Asian videos are!

on the racks: audrina does maxim

Who's the latest hottie to grace the cover of Maxim? She's an MTV reality star with a super hott bod...

Audrina Patridge!!!

I'm not even going to say anything else. She's currently in the lead for my most desired bod poll, so I'll just let you drool.

Yeah, she's hott... And she does have a rockin' bod. I just wish her eyes looked like they were looking at me, instead of above my head. [/haterade.]

love,
elizabethany

if guys modeled cars

This is completely random, but it's so hilarious.

These guys decided to take pictures of girls modeling cars and do it themselves to give everyone a taste of what it would be like for guys to model them.

These guys need their own show or movie. I feel like they remind me of some Superbad or The Hangover characters!

So amazing. I love every second of it. I'm down for men modeling cars if it's like this!

love,
elizabethany