real world san francisco: meet west virginia model ashley!

We've been pretty lucky with the eye candy of the fellas so far, but don't worry.... You dudes are gonna like this one.

Meet Ashley Brooke Mitchell.

-24 [older than usual! not mad...]

-from WEST VIRGINIA! Now living all over Cali, mostly in San Fran so she'll be the pro of the city

-model [obviously]

-this is her Facebook fan page

-this is her Twitter

She looks really familiar to me, but I can't figure out where she's from in WV right away... and it looks like we only have two people in common so we'll see what they can tell me.

I will say she's effing hott, obviously. Watch out Ashley from RW San Diego... this chic is legit, and seems fun! And she's wearing WVU colors in one of those pictures, so... BONUS POINTS!

Also... here's a "better" look at the cast ensemble. Looks like we'll have more dudes this season, and one lesbian.

Also, a look inside the bright house: 

I've been RT'ing pictures and tweets I come across regarding sightings, and I'll continue to do so until we have something big enough to make a post about. In the meantime, you can always check out Vevmo and laugh at the people who are pissed that there's another Ashley. Lols.

love,
elizabethany

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a chart: the smartest party schools

Reading articles and clicking through a million galleries: Not for me. Seeing a bunch of information all on one graph: Perfect.

Buzzfeed put together this graph of all the major colleges, and where they stand in the academics and party rankings. I'm proud to say WVU is at the top of one side, and not at the total bottom of the other!

You can make it bigger by clicking on it if you're blind. 

I still think WVU should be even further to the right, but whateva. Hataz gon' hate. 

UVA #1 overall though when adding up the points?! GTFOH. They wear ties and dresses to football games. [Yeah, that's all I got on them, really.]

I also find it interesting that the most popular squares are the best of both worlds and the worst of both worlds. Sorry boutchya Kent State people. 

Now let's get sports mixed in here too. Would that make it 3-D. They have 3-D printers now....

love,

elizabethany

PS: I should probably go back to school to learn about graphs.

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photo diary: my annual trip to morgantown

Last week I wondered if it was as "uncool" to go back to college after graduation and party like you're still a student... cuz ya know, the college kids going back to high school parties is like SO LAME.

Too bad I didn't care. I've been going to Morgantown at least once a year SINCE I graduated, and still owning the town.

I didn't plan on posting anything about the trip, but I got some pretty amazing pictures that I just have to share.

This is us olds' "victory pic," after beating the youngins in a game of what I call "Relay For Life." [I know... a drinking game called that... it's just wrong.]

As my BFF Mandy said- You know sweet baby Jesus is a Mountaineer when there's a sunset like that. Perfection. 

Corey and Rob's first experience in Morgantown! 

Silly school officials putting up "NO OPEN FIRES" signs and acting like we won't change them. #CouchBurnerForLife

Both of those are from my brother's house. Pictures don't even do the views justice most of the time.

I was too busy pretending like I'm not a grown-up with a "professional" job to take crazy party pics, but I like all of those better anyway. I can party any time. I can't burn off all my drinking calories from one night in one single walk home every weekend.

love,
elizabethany

PS: I refuse to acknowledge the outcome of the game, so you shut your mouth, mmmmkay?!

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watch: west virginia girls

Tweet OMG. I've been in one of those "help me with some motivation please" moods, and this video just became my muse.

Lady Bunny, some famous drag queen, does a parody of California Gurls.... about the fine ladies of WV.



Oh, what a proud Mountaineer I am.

love,
elizabethany