watch etv: making drake's "hotline bling" video better

Drake put out his rather boring and "Dad Dancey" video for "Hotline Bling" last night and I immediately knew he needed the help of my fantastic White Girl Dance skills.

Figured @champagnepapi could use some good dance moves in his video so I offered up my services for free. #hotlinebling #whitegirldance

A video posted by elizabethany (@luvelizabethany) on Oct 20, 2015 at 10:31am PDT

You're welcome, Drake.

And damn does it feel good to be able to get some quick creativity going.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: breaking bad, the romantic comedy

This probably should have been in the Hangover because I'm assuming a lot of people have already seen it, but it deserves its own post, even if I'm a little late.

It needs no further introduction.

INCREDIBLE! TWO THUMBS UP! BEST PARODY OF 2013!

Seriously... they really are having an interesting love affair. I'm surprised it took this long for someone to make such a trailer.

I can't believe it's finally back. I'm so scared to see how their love story ends.

BONUS!: 6:30pm. 
There's also this here video of a dude playing the intro/theme... on METH MAKING INSTRUMENTS. If that's not a genius idea to go viral, I don't know what is anymore.


love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: parody makes alanis morissette's song actually ironic

When you listen to today's Flashback song on my show, you'll probably realize that it's not all totally ironic.

Well, 27 years later, one girl is making the lyrics 100% ironic.

While she's trying a bit too hard with it and it's not perfect, it's still funny! And I'm glad someone is finally speaking out about the fact that 10,000 spoons when you need a knife isn't ironic.... it's just real life.

love,
elizabethany

PS: Thanks to Mike for pointing this out to me!

Tweet

watch: the compton version of "mean girls"

I've admitted many times I love me some Todrick Hall... and now his latest creation is another piece of pure LOL genius.

A Mean Girls parody gets all 'hood... straight from the real life to a 2Chainz video.


HAHAHA I CAN'T EVEN PICK MY FAVORITE LINES! ALL OF IT! SO GOOD! SO GOOD I'M USING CAPS LOCK LIKE IT'S MY RELIGION!

BOOTLEG PRECIOUS HAS ME ROLLIN'.

BRB I'm going to watch it again.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: spongepop squarepants xxx parody is real

Remember when the Simpsons porn parody came out? I'm not going to lie, it's one of the most visited posts on my blog, and was totally freaky when I first found out about/saw it.

Well, now we can thank some more pervs for creating "SpongeKnob SquareNuts," the Spongebob porn no one asked for.


The fact that his voice is pretty great is the creepiest part. If you heard someone else watching this, you'd be totally bothered.

Any BTW, I totally went to the website and watched the real deal, obvi. It's disturbing, and probably not going to do anything for you unless you're one of those people who has fantasies about childhood cartoon characters. [We need to talk, if you are...]

I will tell you this much: "If you keep on sucking on me, you'll be able to breathe," was a real thing that was said after Sandy lifted up her mask/helmet thing. Also- "keep going and I'll give you a spongebaby!" Also, don't expect anything beyond poor Sandy giving special kisses.

Now I will forever sing "Spongeknob Squarenuts." Thanks a lot, jerks.

love,
elizabethany

PS if you wanna get more disturbed, here are more shows that have been turned into porn parodies.

Tweet

watch: "look at this instagram" parody

This. Is. Perfect.

It's combination instagram hate and Nickelback hate, in one of the best parodies I've seen in a while [like at least a couple weeks or months]!

If you're a typical instagram'er, I recommend not watching it. You'll get real mad.


Thanks for the call outs on the cat pics, dudes. I THOUGHT EVERYONE LIKED CATS! Look at the likes!!

No but seriously.... those lyrics are just perfection. And now I won't be taking any instagram pics for at least a day.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch etv: a parody of the nicki minaj/mariah carey american idol fight

It was beyond obvious that someone was going to die at the new American Idol table as soon as they announced who'd be sitting there... I'm just surprised Mariah doesn't have the balls to fight back.

Anyway, we saw what happened in real life, now see our ridiculous recreation:


I mean... Just LOOK at my weave. But you know damn well Nicki has worn that before.

Yes, I get paid to do this kinda stuff.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: beauty and the beast goes to the ghetto

I've posted videos from former American Idol contestant Todrick Hall on here before... they're always pretty good! But this one.... is somethin' special.

First of all, I get to see my boo Antoine Dodson for a split second... second of all, Todrick gathered a bunch of YouTube stars [and another former Idol girl Vonzell Soloman] to do a straight up ghetto version of "Beauty and the Beast." No more "bonjour," it's all about the "what's good," and being holla'd at by Jerome.



People on YouTube are wah'ing about it making fun of the stereotypes and not cool and blah blah blah. You shut your mouths right now. That ish is GOOD.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: funny lmfao parody "i'm santa and i know it"

How 'bout another Christmas video to get ya in the mood? OKAY!

They redid the biggest song of right now [according to the requests I get on my show] into "I'm Santa and I Know It."

If there's anything you must watch this for, it's the gold pants. Wait for it, wait for it.....



love,
elizabethany

Tweet

the official sun drop commercial/campaign!

FIRST of all: Thank you all SO much for voting! A couple hundred of you let me know which clips I should keep, so thank you for making my decision-making easy. ;)

Now, watch the final, short, official product:



I don't know the best way to go about getting this on TV as part of or one of their full length commercials, but they say to get as many views and fans as possible "fans" on my Sun Drop page to be considered. [I'm sure comments, likes, etc wouldn't hurt, either! AKA they'd help.]

SO.... Friends, lovers, darlings, pretty people.... Watch the video, love it, share it with all of your friends and social media outlets, and tell them wassuppppp. Make sure you're sharing the CHANNEL link. I think that helps most.

Seriously... I love you. And I mean that.

Now let's make this happen! ;)

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: stephen colbert takes on talking vagina ads with "hail to the d"

If you haven't seen the new Summer's Eve commercials, you need to. They start out by welcoming you to Vaginaland. 'Nuff said.



He decided to make his own version of the handsy, talking hoo-ha's and welcome you to Penisylvania.



Tears are coming out of my eyes right now from laughter. SO good.

Watch the full segment here, and thanks to DanChiz who always sends me things having to do with vaginas. What a good friend.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

etv poll: which clips should i use for my official sundrop commercial submission?

So I got dared to "Sun Drop" all over town, just like they do in the commercial. I was totally down to do it from the beginning, but I had no idea how late to the party I was. [FAIL!]

Anyway, one of my mottos, of course- "Better late than never!"

So yesterday I went all around town, from the mall, to the bar, to the library, to campus, and dropped it like it was hot [which it was, by the way- 107 degrees]. I can't decide which of these to put in my final submission, so watch and tell me your thoughts!


http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif


I totally wish the underwater one had been clearer, but oh well. I did my damnedest!

I'm probably doing this all backwards if I want to be on a commercial... Actually, I KNOW I am. I'm supposed to get as many views and fans on my Sun Drop page as possible, but it has to be a video under a minute, which is why I need your help in choosing the clips.

AKA... get ready to share the shorter version as much as humanly possible once I make it based on your input in a few days.

Have I told you I love you? I do. Really. Xoxo.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: all of the whites parody

I'm not sure if DJ X sent this to me because he's making fun of me for being white or because he knows on the inside I'm really not white, and either way I'm going to find this hysterical.

This guy did a parody of Kanye West's "All of the Lights," and it's all about white people and the stupid s#!* we do. Make sure make it to verse 3, that one is my favorite.



I mean, III don't like the beer for its taste... But I might get in your face for one reason or another after two cases. SO WHAT?!

It's a shame the chorus is the worst part, but I'm not mad about it. Someone texted me last night saying I should never be embarrassed of being white and I'M NOT! [Mostly because I'm not white, duh.]

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch etv: it's like we're etrade babies!

I spent entirely too much time on this video NOT to share it! [Probably not something I'm supposed to admit, but whatevs.]

Today is "As Young as You Feel Day," and since we have no idea what that means, we decided we feel like babies half the time. Babies with dirty minds. Funny babies.



This is one of those times where I think I'm pretty darn clever and hilarious.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

listen: EPIC charlie sheen parody to "bennie and the jets"

I really wish I could take give credit to who made this, but I have no idea who's to blame for making my day with this!

Charlie's on top of his quote-game right now, and there are parodies going up all over the place. So far, none top this one.

Listen to "Charlie's Really Nuts."



On a day where I needed a laugh, I'm glad I can thank Charlie Sheen, some goddesses, and WINNING for helping me out.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

what if ads were made by bullies?

Advertisements are always a whole lot of positivity. The company has to look good, and it has to make you feel good.

But what if they were straight up honest made by bullies?

They'd be a lot more comical.







Hey, I'm against the bullying thing but like... sometimes it's just really funny.

This made me LOL loudly in the morning, so thank you to LiLu for tweeting it, and College Humor for making it happen.

I wonder if any company will ever really have the balls to make such ads. They'd get a lot of attention, which is the goal, right?

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: ellen "joins" the real housewives of beverly hills

Tweet Oh, Ellen... how I love thee.

Ellen loves the Real Housewives just like she loves the Jersey Shore. Whether or not she really watches them in her free time, I don't know, but I do know she's able to mock it pretty perfectly.



I'll let you laugh for a second. If you're not laughing, you're lame. Move on.

Ellen, please do more things like this. And by "like this," I mean join the Jersey Shore next. Kthanks.

love,
elizabethany

update: nfl logos get tragic makeover

Tweet A couple weeks ago I showed you the NFL t-shirts that gave the logos a tragic [and hilarious] makeover.

Lucky for us, we have more to choose from!

Thank you, Jon Defreest, for making these epic shirts... And more importantly- putting the Redskins' arrows through the Dallas star. I need one of those.

Also a win: The Colts' and the Giants'. Bahaha.

I'll keep em comin' as they're premiered!

love,
elizabethany

watch: brett favre spoof- what should i do?!

Tweet Rememeber Lebron's epic Nike commercial asking people what he should do?!

Someone did a remake of it, with a touch of Brett Favre... and it's HILARIOUS.

Retire? Not retire? Send pics of his dingaling?! WHAT SHOULD HE DO?!



SO good. I love Brett Favre but he's definitely made a mockery of himself in the past few years. It's pretty sad.

love,
elizabethany

watch: matty b says whats up to the haters with "hold it against me"

Tweet I've kinda fallen in love with little Matty B, even though everyone tells me I'm ridiculous.

His parents may be a gigantic influence. He may never see the money he's making off his YouTube hits. He may suck. Whatever. He's speaking out to all his haters with his latest parody- to Britney's "Hold It Against Me."

And that's how you make money after school and tell the haters to suck it when you're 8 years old.

He's trying to get the Bieber swag, and he's almost got it. [Seriously- they look a LOT alike.] The hoodie, the wannabe moves. Yeah, he's set.

And the good thing- He's got a FEW more years til puberty and the voice change.

Keep it up, lil homie! ;)

love,
elizabethany