watch: spongepop squarepants xxx parody is real

Remember when the Simpsons porn parody came out? I'm not going to lie, it's one of the most visited posts on my blog, and was totally freaky when I first found out about/saw it.

Well, now we can thank some more pervs for creating "SpongeKnob SquareNuts," the Spongebob porn no one asked for.


The fact that his voice is pretty great is the creepiest part. If you heard someone else watching this, you'd be totally bothered.

Any BTW, I totally went to the website and watched the real deal, obvi. It's disturbing, and probably not going to do anything for you unless you're one of those people who has fantasies about childhood cartoon characters. [We need to talk, if you are...]

I will tell you this much: "If you keep on sucking on me, you'll be able to breathe," was a real thing that was said after Sandy lifted up her mask/helmet thing. Also- "keep going and I'll give you a spongebaby!" Also, don't expect anything beyond poor Sandy giving special kisses.

Now I will forever sing "Spongeknob Squarenuts." Thanks a lot, jerks.

love,
elizabethany

PS if you wanna get more disturbed, here are more shows that have been turned into porn parodies.

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super britney fan chris crocker is.... hott now

Hott damn! Who I once thought was maybe one of the most hideous infamous men on the Internet, is now pretty sexual, and I kinda wanna lick.

Take a look at Chris Crocker nowadays:


Seriously... he doesn't look the same AT ALL! Yum. [If only he thought I was yummy too.]

Nowadays he's getting ready to start a porn career [if you wanna see nakey pics of him, they are easily available, and some are here], making Britney-esque music, and premiering documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival.

You can check all the deets on that stuff in this interview with him, but as for how he feels about Britney now:

I'll always have a soft spot for Britney because I've loved her since I was in third grade. I'm not inspired by her the way I was as a kid, but I'll always care about her as a person, which is why I made the "Leave Britney Alone!" video in the first place.

It's a pretty interesting interview, but I'm mostly just shocked in his appearance transformation. I'm a picture book kinda person.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: kane show watches their listeners' sex tapes

The Kane Show is based out of Washington, DC, but is syndicated all over the nation, and I get to say they're the reason I'm in radio. [I interned with them 3 years ago, and they've helped me rocket since then.]

If you don't know about them, first of all- Give them a listen on the iheartradio app, or on their website. Second- Die of laughter when watching this video.

This is hysterical. They had their listeners send in some sex tapes, and they video'd themselves watching them. Getting distracted and disgusted, but watching them... [Don't worry.. it's totally SFW. You won't see the bad stuff!]



Yes, that's real life. People really did send in their tapes, and now I just wish people would send me theirs! Shoot... I wish someone would even send me their version of a sext so I could judge it.

If you want to grow some you-know-what and try me, you know where to send em.

Kane, Erick, Sarah et al- You guys rock my life. This. Is. Awesome.

love,
elizabethany

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