listen: a song about the longest penis

**WARNING: This song is absolutely ridiculous, but will get stuck in your head right away. And by song, I mean clip of it.**

The dude with the longest penis in all the land has decided to make a pop song about it.... Listen to my clip from the show:


LOL WHAT and WHO does this guy think he is?!

I kinda want to, but I won't buy the entire song. If you're into that sorta thing, click here.

UPDATE! 5/6! He now has a music video for the song.......



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elizabethany

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watch: stephen colbert takes on talking vagina ads with "hail to the d"

If you haven't seen the new Summer's Eve commercials, you need to. They start out by welcoming you to Vaginaland. 'Nuff said.



He decided to make his own version of the handsy, talking hoo-ha's and welcome you to Penisylvania.



Tears are coming out of my eyes right now from laughter. SO good.

Watch the full segment here, and thanks to DanChiz who always sends me things having to do with vaginas. What a good friend.

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elizabethany

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check out chris brown's goodies

I went away for a weekend and Chris Brown decides to send a pic of his johnson to someone who was smart enough to leak it to the Internet. Either I need to go away more often, or I always need one eye open to the Internet, no matter what.

Click here if you wanna see the goods.

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just another kanamara matsuri... aka penis festival

It's that time of the year again!

No, I don't mean time for April showers and allergies... I mean the time to worship and celebrate the cock!!

Seriously. I'm not kidding. Last year I was just as shocked as most of you when I found out that every year at the beginning of April Japan hosts Kanamara Matsuri, AKA the Steel Phallus Festival.

I'm still not sure exactly what all goes on. There's a parade of schlongs, lots of weiner-shaped foods, and thousands of people worshiping the biggest wangs you'll ever see.

There's even dong shaped novelties and rides!

It's all about celebrating fertility, and what other object is the root of such evil?! Nothing.

They're probably the scariest johnsons I've ever seen. I think I'd run far, far away if they came near me. Then again, I'd totally want to get some very inappropriate pictures and make sure every prude American sees it.

Leave it to the Asians to do such a thing, right?! Silly Asians...

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elizabethany

PS: Can someone remind me next March about this?! I won't remember, but I absolutely want to be in attendance... No matter how scary it may be.

greg oden's junk is for the ladies' pleasure

Oh boy.

It's been a long while since I've had a NSFW post for the ladies.. They're very few and far between, unfortunately.

Welp... Ladies... Here ya go. NBA star Greg Oden's stuff is front row and center in a couple pictures that were leaked by some girl he probably cheated on. [When are people going to learn that A) you should never send nakey pictures, period. and B) if you're going to, you better treat that person right for life.]

It's XXX rated so uh.... Yeah. Click here.

[I still don't know how to talk after looking... Yikes.]

You're welcome.

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elizabethany