watch: baby's first year captured in a one second video

Ever since I saw the one second a day video towards the end of last year, I've been fascinated by them and trying to make my own for 2013.

This one, is really great. I think if there's actually some significance to the year, it makes it even better... and this is the first year of a little boy's life.

It's so neat to watch him grow and all the milestones in one video! What a freakin' cutie, right?! I got goosies when he walked for the first time, not gonna lie.

As for mine... it's... coming. I thought I'd get into the habit of taking one every day, but when your life is pretty routine, it's hard to get creative and remember to capture the little things. Hopefully it turns out okay.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: alicia silverstone is one gross mommy

Alicia Silverstone has a gross way of feeding her child, and it'll probably change the way you look at her forever...

She chomps up food then spits it into his mouth!



Seriously, I just vomited. Everywhere.

That poor kid is going to forever be known for that, too. No more "oohh, Alicia Silverstone's kid, Bear [who has the name of a dog]!" It's now "Alicia Silverstone's dog-named kid Bear who ate like a bird growing up... SICK DUDE YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR MOM!"

Gross.

love,
elizabethany

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random pinterest funnies to make your monday better

Pinterest has been providing some serious funny for me and the coworkers lately. [Okay, so that's where I find it... it's the awesome websites creating this that should TECHNICALLY get the credit...]

Maybe it's the lack of medicines, but I've been LOL'ing at my computer a lot, and I just had to share some of the sillies on this fabulous Monday after Daylights Savings Time.

That freaking baby gets me every time.

Happy laughies!

love,
elizabethany

PS: Click here for my boards.. I have a couple of them for humor purposes!

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pic: pink holds adorable baby willow sage

This picture is too adorbs NOT to post on its own!

I've been so excited to see how Pink is as a mommy, and I love it just as much as I thought! Willow Sage is officially my new favorite celeb baby!


So presh.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: adorable narcoleptic baby

Reason # 349857 I want to adopt an Asian baby girl: THIS little thing!

Just like Big Hush said, she's kind of like me on my Birthday this year. She's happy and bubbly one second, and knocked out the next.



So. Freaking. Cute. I want her.

And proof that we're obviously meant to be from my Birthday:

Woops.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: heavy metal head bangin baby

This baby is about to start a heavy metal band with him as the front runner.... As soon as he can talk, of course.



Silly babies. Heavy metal is for scary men. [Woops. Did I offend anyone?]

love,
elizabethany

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watch: grown ass man acts like a baby 24/7

This CAN'T be real life. This has to be some funny trick this guy and National Geographic are playing on us... Right?!

He literally lives his life like he's an infant.



I'm literally speechless. It's real, and it's part of the "Fantasy Lives" series.

Not only is he a grown ass man, but he's a gigantic, grown ass man.

Wow. Wowwowwow.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: twin babies talk in their own language... about teen mom

Earlier this morning I found a video and flipping LOVED IT, but luckily it made some sparks go off in my brain.

These two babies were talking gibberish in their own language... Clearly about something that we would never know.

...Until now, duh!

Turns out they were talking about the Teen Moms, their babies, and then decided to declare a war!



[BTW- Even if you don't watch Teen Mom, it'll be entertaining after 45 seconds, so watch!]

For once I set my mind to making a video BEFORE anyone REALLY got the chance to do it! Let me know what you think and PLEASE- spread this thing like wildfire if you love it and me. [I know- it's dumb to ask for such things, but what if I said I love you?]

Teen Mom 2 finale tonight! HOLLA!

love,
elizabethany

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watch etv: it's like we're etrade babies!

I spent entirely too much time on this video NOT to share it! [Probably not something I'm supposed to admit, but whatevs.]

Today is "As Young as You Feel Day," and since we have no idea what that means, we decided we feel like babies half the time. Babies with dirty minds. Funny babies.



This is one of those times where I think I'm pretty darn clever and hilarious.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: hilarious bipolar baby

Baby videos make EVERYONE smile! This one will definitely make you laugh.

Baby mama blows her nose, and the baby is TERRIFIED, then starts laughing uncontrollably. If this doesn't make you laugh, you need to go get a drink and chill the f out, pronto.



Watch it again, you know you wanna. It's even a CUTE baby! Love.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: the power of bob marley

Tweet We've all seen the videos of a baby who's freaking out and one of the most random things saves the day and calms it down.

For whatever reason, this one is my favorite so far.

Watch how quickly Bob Marley can calm down the demon child.



Did anyone expect the dad or whoever to look/act like that when the video first started?! Cuz I sure didn't.

Their commentary is hilarious but seriously... That is some serious magic that occurred when Bob Marley came on.

I hope if I ever have a baby that Britney Spears or NSYNC has the same effect.

love,
elizabethany

watch: baby scared by own fart

Tweet Apparently this video is a few years old, but it slipped under my radar somehow, and it's pretty freakin' great.

Consider it your absolutely adorable but hilarious video of the week: A baby is terrified by its own fart.



Silly baby... Everyone farts!

Giggle on!

love,
elizabethany

happy weekend

Tweet Just wanted to say I hope you all party hard and have an AWESOME weekend.


But please... leave the babies in the crib.

love,
elizabethany

reason to smile: these baby animals are precious, weird, and awesome

It's time for a completely random post. Its should make you smile. Check out these bebes... [that word is pronounced beh-behz, of course.]

Hispaniotan Solenodon



Porcupine


Pygmy!



One of my fave animals!! Capybara!



Sloth!



Platypus :)



Pangolin



The cutest thing you'll ever see?! Probably. Hippo!!!



Aardvark! How cool, right?!

That is all.

love,
elizabethany

watch: two-faced kitten

This is weird. Really weird.

Without much introduction, I will just tell you to watch this video of a newborn kitten that has two faces...

WOAH. Crazy! TWO faces and they BOTH function normally!

I seriously don't know what I would have done if Slutty Cat had a kitten like that... Do you keep it because it's special, or freak out and probably end up taking it to the pound or shelter in the end because no one wants it?! OR would you be the one to save such a kitten from a litter like this?!

I honestly don't know what I'd do. It really freaks me out... Plus I would hate for it to die after I got attached. Gah.

love,
elizabethany

alicia keys is going to make beautiful babies

It's officially confirmed! Alicia Keys is going to be the most beautiful mama ever!

She confirmed tonight that her and Swizz Beats are engaged AND expecting a lil one! The baby bump pictures were totally real!

Seriously, though... Imagine how beautiful their baby is going to be. SB isn't THAT hott, but her perfection will totally come through and match with his and danggg... Their baby could totally become my new favorite Hollywood baby... [Especially since Suri is getting old now.]

I can't freakin' wait to see her all big and preggers... And imagine her wedding pictures!

...Okay, I need to calm down. I'm pumped, that's all.

love,
elizabethany

watch: toddler rape

Okay... That title is totally either going to make you be like "Woah, gotta check this out" or "that's terrible."

I'm not sure how else to explain this video! This little Asian girl apparently knows what she wants, and she wants it now. She doesn't even care that there are people watching.



What in the H has this little girl been watching?! How would she learn to even think about doing such a thing?! Seriously... She's forcing herself upon that boy.

...Doesn't she know boys don't like their girls to be easy?!

Yikes. Thank you, Internet... And Asians.

love,
elizabethany

watch: what miley does to babies

Finally, babies are starting to realize what watching Miley Cyrus videos could do to them and they're afraid of it.

This little girl is starting a revolution against the Hannah Montana world... She's leading the pack.



I am absolutely a fan of Hannah Montana, and Miley is a bit of a guilty pleasure... But little girls should not be watching her.

This little girl should be turned into an educational video for little girls. "How to act when Miley comes on the TV."

Then they can figure out how to sneak into another room and watch her when no one knows like the rest of us.

love,
elizabethany

baby diaper ad imitates david beckham

It's no new revelation that Asian companies have odd ways of advertising things. Their new ad for GoodNites diapers is no exception.

For some reason they thought it'd be a good idea to grease up a little boy and put a rope around him, imitating the ad that David Beckham did for Armani over the summer.

Uhhh, yeah. I'm creeped out. First of all- I'm not looking at the diaper, I'm wondering why the H this baby is looking at me the way he is.

Then I'm trying to help him out of that diaper because he's obviously freaking out and sweating because it's uncomfortable, smelly, or he's constipated and it's not going to be pretty.

Please, someone help him.

And no.. I don't want anyone to help Korea learn how to advertise because it's entertaining... And probably working in some weird twisted way. Ugh. Those smart Asians... They always got it figured out.

love,
elizabethany

totally cool: animals inside the womb

This isn't something I'd go Googling or anything, but when I came across it, I realized maybe I should have!

Look at these pictures of animals inside the womb! [Yes, they're real!] They're not only super cute, but really fascinating and incredible.

Okay, so maybe the shark is actually still pretty scary, but whatever.

They're all a part of a new documentary from National Geographic called "Extraordinary Animals in the Womb." They used all sorts of cameras to take these pictures and a bunch more from the beginning of their creation until they were born!

You can count me in on trying to find time to watch this!

love,
elizabethany