watch: the audrina patridge show trailer kinda sucks

Audrina never really had a great story to add to The Hills, but she's gorgeous and I liked her anyway. Plus- she can make a line at Sears look AMAZING.

Now she's got her own show on VH1 [even though no one will pick up LC's.. dumb] premiering this weekend, and we have an extended trailer.



She lost me after talking about how big of a celebrity she is. That's not cool. You're famous for looking good and being emotional- don't sit here and call yourself a celebrity. We know what you are.

Her mom makes the family dysfunctional, so maybe that'll be interesting, just like all the Housewives... but other than that it doesn't look like a show I'll be needing to keep up with every day. I'd probably rather watch the Kardashians.

I'll give it a chance, but I definitely don't like her after the looks of that trailer.

love,
elizabethany

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holy hott! audrina's new bongo ads

Tweet If there's anyone that will ever make K-Mart and Sears look amazingly attractive, it's going to be Audrina. I don't think anyone else could do it [even though K-Mart does have a good selection of shoes online].

Check out her latest photoshoot for Bongo, which is sold at those stores, and tell me you don't wet your pants.

I mean DANG GIRL!

I totally want that bathing suit, too. She makes it look classy and sexy at the same time. Too bad I don't think I could do that.

And now I've realized that this has turned into a relatively lesbian blog. Whatever. Tell me she's not hott and sellin' the ISH out of these clothes, and I'll prove you wrong with everyone else.

love,
elizabethany

gabourey sidibe would "hit" gerard butler

Ya know the sudden superstar of Precious, Gabourney Sidibe?! Well, she's not a shy one.

It's been a week since the Oscars, but somehow this story slipped under my radar so it's absolutely shareable.

When she was getting interviewed by Billy Bush after meeting Gerard Butler, Gabby told Billy "I'd hit that."

I'm sure she didn't expect it, but Gerard then popped in and asked her to repeat it, and she did, with no hesitation, loud and proud!!!

His response: "I'm here. I'm available. Let's go!"


Oh... My... Goodness. First of all, now Gerard is not only hott, but obviously a cool guy... And I never thought I'd say this, but I'm jealous of Gabby. Wow.

These are the things worth watching for at the Oscars. Stupid work for making me be there and not watch such moments.

[Now I need to make sure I don't imagine said "hitting" occur. That'd be.... unpleasant.]

love,
elizabethany

PS: Other celeb news worth chatting about:

• I'm a huge Kelly Clarkson fan, and I think she should be at a natural weight, but girrrlllll...
• Kelly Osbourn sure has changed over the years, eh?!
• Nahla Berry could soon be taking my "favorite Hollywood baby" title over Suri soon.
• Audrina really only dates losers, huh?! Look how d-baggy Ryan Cabrera looks... still.
• Whitney got it right and is demonstrating reason #32987 I want to be on MTV: I can date other hott MTV stars.

on the racks: audrina does maxim

Who's the latest hottie to grace the cover of Maxim? She's an MTV reality star with a super hott bod...

Audrina Patridge!!!

I'm not even going to say anything else. She's currently in the lead for my most desired bod poll, so I'll just let you drool.

Yeah, she's hott... And she does have a rockin' bod. I just wish her eyes looked like they were looking at me, instead of above my head. [/haterade.]

love,
elizabethany

no more twiggys!

[Clearly the UK is a way more interesting country with the amount of things I have been pulling from them lately.]

The UK did a study of some sort to find out what the ideal body types of women are when it comes to a woman's eyes and a man's eyes. It's really no surprise.. Women want to be smaller than what men want. It's all about comparison.

Keeping in mind that they're sizes are one bigger than ours [an 8 is actually a 6..], this is apparently the answer they came up with:

I will agree with the women's ideal on this, I think. As long as she's got some sort of shape when you look at her sideways, the flat tummy is totally desired.

Why does the size 12 look bigger than the 16 to me, though? Hmmm...

Let's take a love, elizabethany poll. We don't do it based on gender because that's annoying... We'll just take the overall average of desired size for a woman.

Use these as an example:

Jennifer Love Hewitt/Kim Kardashian

Miley Cyrus/Mel B

Kara DioGuardi/&/Bikini Girl

Audrina/Britney Spears

Kourtney Kardashian/Heidi Montag

I'm keeping my vote a secret until, and I bet you have no idea, but feel free to guess!

love,
elizabethany

watch: audrina loves carl's cheeseburgers

I showed you the picture of her Carl's advertisement, but now the full commercial is out for everyone's pleasurable viewing.



That first shot of her butt and vajayjay is certainly something that will catch your eye, eh?! She does look uber hott eating that cheeseburger but again, how long do you think it took her to find a bathroom and throw up in it after she took all of those bites?

Once again I do something to make the boys smile. You're welcome.
I really need to do more for my ladies.

love,
elizabethany

audrina loves carl's jr

Who knew that Audrina loved Carl's Jr.?? And no, I don't mean some random, bad boy Hills character. I mean the burgers.

Yeah. I had the same reaction; "What the heck? She doesn't even eat!"

She's the latest campaign hottie for the burger joint just like Paris Hilton did before, and yes, she looks hott, but she's also very, very fake.


I mean really. She's so skinny her hands are straight from a skeleton. Somehow her hair seems to be perfect, and is she really even biting into that thing?! It looks like it's pushed to the side. She says she ate it though:

"I had an absolute blast shooting. It was my first experience shooting a spot with food, and when I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!"

Yeah, I just don't believe it. And the airbrushing in this thing is out of control. Apparently her goodies are just uber golden.

She does look hott, though. I'll admit that. But no girl should ever believe that they will look like her after eating these burgers regularly. IT'S A TRAP, LADIES!!

love,
elizabethany

celeb quick hits 042809

Here are a couple of things going on that I want to share, but don't have the time to go into in detail...

Bow Wow may have quit rapping, but he's going full force with acting... In Entourage. Also, he's looking very different these days.. Hmmm... [EZStreetShow]

Call me a hater, but I'm not a fan of Ne-Yo's girlfriend. Not based on this picture anyways. He could get a girl way more fly than her.

Lady GaGa looked mighty different in high school. Someone released some pictures and let's just say you'd never recognize her in a class picture. [OhNoTheyDidn't]

The Hills WILL continue... Minus LC. And with Audrina having her own show, while also being on The Hills. Because, ya know... That always helps a show... Losing the main girl. [InCaseYouDidn'tKnow]

That's all for now! More tomorrow, my friends! Bent Willy's is calling me, I think. It's saying "Beth.... It's Tuesday... Blackout Tuesday........"

love,
elizabethany

i now pronounce you speidi

It's official... Again. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tied the knot [again] this weekend... For all the cameras to see.

Forget about selling their wedding pictures to the magazines, it was uber public from minute #1.

Everyone from The Hills was there [yes, including LC] and even some Laguna Beach-ers!

No point in telling anything else... I'll get to the point. Here are the pictures.. From the rehearsal dinner to the wedding:

It looks like Kristin Cavallari was out catching the bouquet while LC was dippin' out in true LC fashion. I'm sure it's going to be a fabulous episode of 10 minutes of showing LC walk out of the wedding.

As for her dress-- Not a fan. But everyone in this whole wedding is absolutely gorgeous, so why take away from that with a wedding dress, right?! Ugh.

Congrats, I guess.

love,
elizabethany