khloe kardashian has wardrobe malfunction on fox news

You'd think if you were having an interview on FOX News Channel, you'd dress conservatively enough to cover your goodies.

...but we're talking about the Kardashian's here. They'd never be smart enough to do such things. Plus, there are too many other people getting attention for being nakey right now.

Khloe had a pretty epic nip slip this morning on Fox and Friends. And by epic I mean it lasted for the entire interview. It was just chillaxin there, under the mesh, but pretty obvious.



Idiot. Cover your stuff before you go on TV, hoe.

In case that video gets deleted, here are some screen shots. It's kind of like playing "Where's Waldo?"

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elizabethany

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listen: famous for nothing

Billy the Kidd is on the radio in Dallas, and, well, all over the nation. He recorded this song that is absolute perfection.

Teen Moms, Real Housewives, Kardashians, guidos... He slays them all. [And the first couple seconds of this song totally sets it up perfectly.]



Yes, yes, and more yes!

That is all I have to say about that.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: kim kardashian and avril lavigne debut new singles on new year's

Tweet We heard a few weeks ago that Kim Kardashian was in the studio recording singles with The Dream... and now we can hear the proof.

She took over the party at TAO Nightclub in Vegas on New Year's Eve to give a buzzkill get everyone dancing. It's kinda hard to hear considering it's obviously a cell phone video, but you can get the vibe. It's called "Turn it Up."



It sounds relatively decent... But I need to hear the real version. And please know that I refuse to say that I like it or play it, no matter how good it is. [Unless, of course, I have to...]


Kim's step-unofficial-sister-in-law Avril Lavigne also debuted a new single to celebrate the holiday! I hear she's hoping for a comeback. [Duh.] Will "What the Hell" do it for her?



It's very Avril-Pop. Again, I gotta hear the studio version, but I think I kinda dig it.

What do you think of both of them? Will it be a big year for Kim or Avril?! Do tell.

And sidenote- How weird is it to think that they're kinda sisters?! [Brody is like tooootally in love with Avril, remember?!]

love,
elizabethany

the "dead" celebs are really freaky inside coffins

Tweet I'm all for doing something creative to raise money for charity. I think Alicia Keys' idea of "dying"/removing her and other celebs from all social media until a certain amount of money is raised is genius. That's what they're doing as of today in order to raise money for Keep A Child Alive and World AIDS Day.

Lady Gaga, Khloe and Kim Kardashian, Usher, Elijah Wood, Justin Timberlake, Swizz Beatz, Ryan Seacrest, Serena Williams, the Buried Life boys, Jennifer Hudson, and Kimberly Cole are just some of the dead celebs.

What I think is maybe a little too far is the whole posing in a coffin thing.

Most of them got into a coffin, in a pretty lifeless position, and made themselves literally appear dead.

[More of the pictures can be found here.] I just think it's too much. It freaks me out. Maybe it's because I've been lucky enough to only have to attend one viewing in my lifetime, but now I'm going to have nightmares of the Buried Life guys not completing their list because people didn't donate money.

... I guess that's what they want though, huh?

What are your thoughts? Am I just a big baby? I can handle it if I am.

love,
elizabethany

on the racks: khloe and lamar do people's holiday issue

TweetIt may not be on the racks yet, but it will be soon... and thanks to the Kardashian's loving to blog, we've got a sneak preview of People's Holiday issue which will feature Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom on the cover.

I've always questioned their relationship and been waiting for the day that they break up, but to be honest- I think each episode and picture that I see pushes my "estimated date" back a little further. They're actually pretty darn cute together.

Apparently they're going to share all of their decorations and holiday spirit in the magazine:

I definitely think Khloe received the extreme short end of the stick when it comes to attractiveness in the Kardashian family, but there's something about her and Lamar being all happy together that makes her a little more attractive.

Okay. Now I need to barf.. I'm being entirely too nice to a Kardashian. [And NO, it's NOT because of the hate mail I got today.]

I'm interested to see how the article is. That's when I'll really decide how I feel about them once and for all. [/for a couple weeks..]

And while we're on the topic of the Kardashian clan- have you seen the pictures of Khloe, Kendall and Kylie at the Burlesque premiere?!

Kendall is gorgeous! Kylie's got something weird going on with her smile, but they seem to have gotten the good genes!

Now if they can find a happy medium between the scary skinny that they are and the too-much-goodies of their older sisters within the next 4 years [when Kendall's 18], we might have to countdown to their legality.

love,
elizabethany

on the racks: kim kardashian does fhm

April's issue of FHM [Australia] makes a pretty bold statement... They say their cover girl has the best body on Earth.

You should know by now my feelings for little Kimmy here. I'm not too big of a fan. [It may or may not be because of me being jealous that she's dating Reggie Bush. Mmm..] You should also know how I feel about this "award."

Actually, you may not. I think she does have a pretty smokin' body. Not uber skinny, not fat... A little Photoshop and she's good to go right?!

Here's the "proof" FHM offers inside the magazine:

True: Her body's hott. True: Her face isn't the most gorgeous ever. Debatable: She has the hottest body on the planet.

You tell me:



I think I could find people with a better, more toned, less cottage-cheesey body. I still think her sister Kourtney is better.. and so do many of you.

love,
elizabethany

no more twiggys!

[Clearly the UK is a way more interesting country with the amount of things I have been pulling from them lately.]

The UK did a study of some sort to find out what the ideal body types of women are when it comes to a woman's eyes and a man's eyes. It's really no surprise.. Women want to be smaller than what men want. It's all about comparison.

Keeping in mind that they're sizes are one bigger than ours [an 8 is actually a 6..], this is apparently the answer they came up with:

I will agree with the women's ideal on this, I think. As long as she's got some sort of shape when you look at her sideways, the flat tummy is totally desired.

Why does the size 12 look bigger than the 16 to me, though? Hmmm...

Let's take a love, elizabethany poll. We don't do it based on gender because that's annoying... We'll just take the overall average of desired size for a woman.

Use these as an example:

Jennifer Love Hewitt/Kim Kardashian

Miley Cyrus/Mel B

Kara DioGuardi/&/Bikini Girl

Audrina/Britney Spears

Kourtney Kardashian/Heidi Montag

I'm keeping my vote a secret until, and I bet you have no idea, but feel free to guess!

love,
elizabethany

kim kardashian is not pretty

Call me a Kardashian hater if you want, but I speak the truth: Most of the sisters are not hott.

I know I said I liked Kim's new blonde hair, and I still may, but this picture confirms that homegirl is unattractive.

Some amazing paparazzi caught her out and about with no makeup on!

I'm sorry, but her butt is not attractive, either. Big- Yes. Nice- No way.

Seeing these pictures make me think one about one thing: How amazing would I look if I had an amazing stylist and makeup artist?! I mean, really... I'm more attractive without makeup than she is. [No, I'm not cocky at all, but I know this is a true statement after seeing this picture of her.]

Kim... Seriously.... Keep the make-up on and fix your hair before going in public. Thanks.

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elizabethany

PS: On another note, her sister Kourtney [the only hott one] was featured on the cover of US Weekly with Kendra showing off their baby bumps! How precious!

kim kardashian went blonde again

The Teen Choice Awards are on... Are you watching?!

Did you see Kim Kardashian and her blonde hair?!

She did it before and I absolutely hated it. After seeing these pictures last night on her Twitpic, I think I'm changing my mind on her as a blondie.

I don't think it's very her, but I do think she looks freakin' hott.

WOAH! Hold the press!!! I said Kim Kardashian looks hott. That won't ever happen again.

What do you think, though?! Agree or disagree with me?!



I say keep it, Kim! After a break-up, it's always fun to switch it up!

love,
elizabethany

hot or not: khloe isn't fat anymore

Finally Khloe Kardashian looked at her sisters and said "Yikes! I'm the fat one!" and did something about it.

In fact, sissy Kim helped her lose 20 pounds so she could look good again! Or... So she thinks, anyways. She's even flashing her new body on the cover of Life & Style.

The thing is, I think she looks good, yes... But wasn't she always saying that her butt was bigger/better than Kim's?! My opinion is that the lower half of her body is incredibly awkward.

Maybe it's just the pictures, but it looks a little saggy and Grandma-ish. Her poses are also incredibly awkward.

She does mention being picked on for being the fat one in the article, so I guess she did know. I think she's also the least attractive in the face, too, but this weight loss did help a little.

What do you think?!



For the record, I still think that Kourtney blows both Kim and Khloe out of the water.

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elizabethany

LOL: sucks to be kim kardashian

Maybe Kim Kardashian thought she was perfect to the point nothing could happen to hurt her looks, or maybe she's just an idiot, but either way, the picture she posted on her MySpace last week is hilarious.

She fell asleep under the sun in MEXICO, with her ultra-Hollywood sunglasses on, and came out looking like an ugly raccoon:


What an idiot. She's not untouchable. She's also not pretty without make-up and needs to do something about that ASAP. This picture is scaring me in way more ways than one. Ahh, help!

love,
elizabethany

bad timing

Last week we heard about Travis the chimp, who went nutso on his owner's best friend.

This week we have more chimp news. Featuring the Kardashians.

They adopted a pet chimp, named Suzy, who is only 3 years old.

And it seems like little Suzy is fitting right in. She loves to steal their Blackberry's and jump up onto the bed with it.

As much as this is bad timing, and I feel like having a chimp isn't the best idea, the pictures are so freakin' cute, and I can't help but be jealous. She's SMILING for the camera!

Whatever will they do if little Suzy claws off one of the Kardashians' faces, though? Or worse.. What happens if she bites off Kim's booty?! Oh my.. The world might just come to an end.

love,
elizabethany

no thanks

The moment guys have been waiting for!!!

The hottest Kardashian sister's NAKED advertisement for PETA!!

Apparently she'd rather be nakey than wear animal's fur.

Oh wait... Did I say hottest Kardashian sis? I meant the complete opposite... My bad.

Here's Khloe.


Okay, I'll be honest, she looks a lot better than I would have expected. But, we live in a world with Photoshop, and I'm PRETTY SURE they went wild on this picture. Just sayin.

Either that, or they got a good angle. But I'm going with my first thought.

What do you think? Hott or not?!

I'm sorry Khloe. But you'll never be Kourtney.

love,
elizabethany

disney is so good for kids

First Miley has some scandalous pictures, then comes Vanessa Hudgens, and now Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon is revealing herself to the world.

Basically-nude pictures have surfaced on the internet.. So you know it's only downhill from here.

Apparently they were private pictures for her boyfriend Rob Kardashian. (DUH!) But someone stole them from her laptop. Woops.

I say that's what passwords are for. But, hmm.. How do these accidentally get taken from a laptop from someone random?! I'm just not sure.

On the upside, you look good, girl!

love,
elizabethany