on the racks: rihanna is breathtaking in gq

...and when I say breathtaking, I don't mean cuz she's just beautiful.... but the poses and pictures she took... DAY. YUM. GURL. As Russell Brand said on Ellen "I'm heterosexual as it transpires, but sometimes you gotta wonder 'why not?!'"

I'm not even gonna bother with words right now. Check out the article here if you want words. I'm just going to let you have a moment with these.

Werk it, girl. And stay Unapologetic.

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elizabethany

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boobies are flying everywhere during water polo!

Apparently we need to be watching more women's water polo, friends. According to Terez Owens, things are getting pretty entertaining.

First there was a huge nip slip, now one lady got her titty twisted big time.

Click here to see the pics!

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nip slip alert! 90210's annalynne mccord tweets one out

All the boys are all "OMG UPDATE YOUR XXX PAGE!" these days, so, you're welcome, fellas.

90210 hottie AnnaLynne McCord accidentally Twitpic'd a pic of her nippy, but luckily people caught it before she deleted.
Once on the Internet, always on the Internet.

Click here for the uncensored version!

My thoughts: Why is she TWITPIC'ING pictures of herself like that? Is she trying to sext the whole world? I mean, maybe that's how I can get some more followers and attention but like, I'll keep my shirt on in social media pics, thanks.

Silly girl...

....She is hott, though!

love,
elizabethany


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nip slip alert: jennifer lopez!

Uh oh! The Most Beautiful Woman in the World is showing her beautiful tata's to the world!

She was on a German TV show and apparently wasn't paying attention when this happened:


Click the pic to see it up close and personal!

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elizabethany

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khloe kardashian has wardrobe malfunction on fox news

You'd think if you were having an interview on FOX News Channel, you'd dress conservatively enough to cover your goodies.

...but we're talking about the Kardashian's here. They'd never be smart enough to do such things. Plus, there are too many other people getting attention for being nakey right now.

Khloe had a pretty epic nip slip this morning on Fox and Friends. And by epic I mean it lasted for the entire interview. It was just chillaxin there, under the mesh, but pretty obvious.



Idiot. Cover your stuff before you go on TV, hoe.

In case that video gets deleted, here are some screen shots. It's kind of like playing "Where's Waldo?"

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elizabethany

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poll: is this j-woww's topless photo?

Tweet There has been a LOT of talk of naked photos of J-Woww, and she's been fighting her ex and it's been a huge mess. Now, there are some photos on the internet that may or may not be her.

I'll let you be the judge, but you'll have to be a big kid to see them.

On another note, Jersey Shore is officially the biggest series ever in the history of MTV. Wow.

nip slip alert! paris hilton

I'm pretty sure no one really cares about Paris Hilton these days, I'm also pretty sure everyone's seen her boobs by now.

Just in case I'm wrong, I'm going to give you the first nip slip in MONTHS.

It's obvi not suitable for this blog, so click the pic to take you to the XXX page.

nipple tattoos are hilarious

Most of the time I think dumb, random tattoos are stupid and ugly and pointless and annoying.

When it comes to hilarious nipple tattoos, I will let it slide... Especially if it's these:

Okay... I lied. They're still atrocious. I would never date anyone with any of these. I would totally call them my friend, though. And laugh at them.

love,
elizabethany

wardrobe malfunction!: beyonce

It's been a long time since we've seen a good ol' fashioned "wardrobe malfunction." I guess with summer right around the corner, y'all are about to get lucky again.

Today's victim: Beyonce.

Before we get to what you really want to see, can we just take a look at her in a bathing suit?

Maybe I'm a hater, but I don't think she's lookin' too hott.

That suit is terrible on her. She looks like a granny. And I feel like the sand is acting as her natural Photoshop and covering up all the cellulite.

Not a good look. I think this is the worst I've ever seen her.... Agreed?

Anyway, back to what you clicked the link for- If you want to see her wardrobe malfunction, and you're allowed to, click the pic.

You're welcome.

love,
elizabethany

eva mendes is showin' some skin

There's somethin' about Eva Mendes that is hott, but in your not-so-typical way.

Anyway, that's a known fact. This week has been quite the skin-bearing week for her and it's only just begun!

It started with her racy Calvin Klein billboard in New York.

Apparently parents are going nuts over it saying it's inappropriate, and even officials are stepping in saying it's causing traffic jams and hazards and needs to be taken down right away.

So she's a little sweaty, grabbing a guy's underwear, spreading her legs, and wearing lace lingerie... So whattt?! It can't be that distracting.... Right?!

She also got caught letting a little somethin'somethin' slip out.

You should know what I mean, and understand why you're going to need to click the picture below to see what happened when she turned just a little too much.