nip slip alert! paris hilton

I'm pretty sure no one really cares about Paris Hilton these days, I'm also pretty sure everyone's seen her boobs by now.

Just in case I'm wrong, I'm going to give you the first nip slip in MONTHS.

It's obvi not suitable for this blog, so click the pic to take you to the XXX page.

check it all out

The lack of internet in my home and Dooms Day being 5 days away [graduation] it's hard to update as usual.

Here are some things that are definitely worth your time, but not mine when it comes to blogging about it. [Just kidding, duh. I WISH I had the time, but I don't.]

• Holy crap! I want to do a whole post on this! Megan Fox admits she's BISEXUAL! Let the fantasies begin, fellas. [ICYDK]
• A man gave birth to his own twin... And no, I'm not kidding. [TheSun]
• Jamie Lee Curtis wants to be like crazy Britney? [BunnyWithFangs]
• Your husband kills you by taking off your head with a chainsaw. His excuse? "It was an accident." [WoodTV]
  
• Lady GaGa does a pretty sweet version of PokerFace on Ellen... While looking like a planet-head.
  
  
• The 1-millionth English word- Noob. [FOX5]
• Paris Hilton is gross [Duh] and needs to fix her bathing suit before I vomit in my mouth. [Superficial]
• Miss Rhode Island also has uber scandalous topless photos. It must be the new trend.

• Miss Cali is keeping her crown, and we're checking out MORE topless pics of her.
  
• Angelina Jolie is depressed and cutting herself on the set of her new movie. [BunnyWithFangs]
• Teen drivers are about to be screwed. They might put tracking devices in their cars that alert important people when they're speeding or doing something wrong. [Freep]

Enjoy checking them all out, and feel free to leave me YOUR opinions!

love,
elizabethany

on the red carpet: the kentucky derby

Newsflash: The Kentucky Derby was this weekend. AKA Ladies walked around in ridiculous hats as if they were fashionable and had any idea what was going on. And oh yeah, people bet money... Lots of it.

Who walked the red carpet at the event? TONS of people. Not to drop names or anything but the Lachey brothers, Nancy O'Dell, Brooke Shields, Douris [Doug and Paris, of course], Travis Tritt, Kid Rock, Donna Summer, Gretchen Wilson, Kim Kardashian, Eli Manning, Danica Patrick, and Larry Birkhead were just a few.

I didn't realize the guys get so dressed up! Lookin' good fellas! I love that 3 of them are ex-boy band members. Ohh the good ol' days.

As for Kim Kardashian... She said on her Twitter that she was "channelling her inner Aubrey Hepburn." So much for going a day without barfing in my mouth. Ugh.

And should I even get started on Paris and Doug? Ugh. Who do EITHER of them think they are?! She's got an interesting 1920's hat on, too.

love,
elizabethany

will paris settle down?

Paris Hilton dating Doug Reinhart from the Hills/Laguna Beach is a joke in itself. Them talking about marriage is an even bigger joke.

Apparently they were flaunting their love all weekend, and Paris said "I'm really in love and really happy... He's going to be my husband."

Who knew she even knew what marriage was?!

To make her conversations even MORE of a laughing matter, she talked about her ex-BFF from the MTV show that she's now shooting the second season to. [Yes, really.]

"It's really hard because I loved her and I trusted her, but sometimes people get too caught up and they change. I want a best friend who wants to be friends with me because I'm a good person and a good friend, not for any other reason. I've been fooled by so many girls. It's good having my boyfriend on set and watching. He comes up with funny ideas and production loves him."

My goodness. Shoot me now. This girl needs to become a real human. I don't see Mr. Dougie doin' that for her.

love,
elizabethany

this weekend on the red carpet

Two "big events" happened this weekend... The Kids' Choice Awards, and Perez Hilton's 31st birthday party.

It's weird... You'd think the people at the Kids' Choice Awards would be a little less worried about how they look than those who attend the most famous celebrity blogger ever. I mean, he's going to talk about how they looked, obviously.

Still, the pictures I see from KCA show people looking overall fabulously. Everyone at the birthday bash is looking... Well.. Terrible, for the most part.

Take a look for yourself:

On the ORANGE Carpet at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards:

Don't think you're a pedofile for checking some of these people out. Can I mention how hott Romeo has gotten? Woah. And Ashley Tisdale looks smokin' too!

And on the pink carpet before Perez Hilton's OMFB Party:

Ugh. Hooker O'Day is flashin' her goodies. Christina Aguilera thinks it's Halloween, Kim Kardashian seems to be hiding a belly bump, and Paris thinks she's the star of the Matrix. Aye yi yi.


Well done, kiddies! Perez, I think you need new friends. And a new stylist.

love,
elizabethany

goodnight gossip 032609

7 stories in under 2 minutes! Here is your celebrity news for today!! WVAQ's Goodnight Gossip style!

Also! 2 of Britney's crew members were arrested in Pittsburgh last night for a fight! Ut oh! Hopefully she gets them replaced ASAP!

I get to see her tomorrow!!! AHHH YESSS!!!

love,
elizabethany

still not talented

Paris Hilton is... Well, I don't know the word for her. Not talented. Stupid. Annoying.

But, she thinks she can freestyle with Snoop Dogg, apparently.



"Loves it!" NO! No loves it! Hates it!

It is funny though. So maybe loves the funniness about it. Loves laughing at you but now with you.

Okay I'm done with the loves. You should be too, Paris.

love,
elizabethany

not the first time

What happens when you give all of the United States a tour of your home without having any security device installed inside?

Well, it gets robbed.. Duh.

Paris Hilton has always been smart, and her smarts got the best of her this morning.

Or, should I say that the burglar got the best of her?

Someone broke into her house, stole over 2 million$ worth of jewelry, and then left.. While she wasn't home.

A security guard supposedly called about the incident, but it was too late. They do, however, have video of all of it on her surveillance cameras. So now, it's just a matter of time.

But really.. Seriously.. Paris... How are you going to be as "famous" as you are.. And giving advice to people on how to be famous.. And you don't even have a security system?!?!

Genius.. Such a smart girl... Not.

love,
elizabethany

didn't see this coming

Uh oh. Just as we may have thought, there's trouble in paradise for Paris and Benji.

And by trouble in paradise, I mean there is no paradise anymore. They have officially broken up.

But it's not because of Paris' weekend, apparently. They're saying it's because of schedule conflicts....

Yeah, okay.

Sorry to hear it, guys... Kinda.

love,
elizabethany

you got caught

Sucks for Paris Hilton because she got caught canoodling with her ex this weekend!

Her and Stavros Niarchos were reportedly together the WHOLE Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, being close, holding hands, hugging, snuggling, flirting, KISSING.. "Back to their old ways," an eyewitness said.

So, I know, I know.. Why should you care?! Well, I don't like hearing about her either..

BUT! I think it's hilarious that she's been all over the media declaring her LOVE for BOYFRIEND Benji Madden. She's so in love, and she's changed her ways, blah blah blah.

So where was he this weekend, Paris? Oh, at the TRL finale? You weren't with him? Oh, you were with your ex?!

You'd think she'd know by now that the paps are ALWAYS around, and she's going to get caught.

Guess not, though. You're such a smart girl, Paris. I can't wait to hear your "apology"/another declaration of infatuation for Benji.

love,
elizabethany

overrated.

With the inspiration of Spike's Top 10 Most Overrated Celebrities and AskMen's Top 99 Most Desirable Women, I present to you my list of..

Most Overrated Females of Today

Honorable Mention: Scarlett Johansson

Okay, don't get me wrong, I think she's a great person, great actress, yadda yadda. And if we were simply going on that for this list, I'd never put her on here. Mostly, I did this on looks and I'm sorry, I just don't see the beauty in her. And I feel that without makeup, it wouldn't be pretty.

10. Fergie
This one is based a little more on talent. I don't really like any of her songs and I think they are ALL terribly overrated. I think her face is kind of pretty, but it doesn't stand out at me. So that's why I wonder why she's so far up everyone's list of hott celebs.

9. Gwen Stefani

Combine my reasons for Fergie and Scarlett, and you get Gwen. I don't think she's a HUGELY popular celebrity in everyone's eyes, but to some she is. I don't think her face is pretty, and red lipstick, though it's a trademark, has got to go. Also, her music was always best when she was with No Doubt. Since then, no dice.

8. Taylor Swift
A lot of girls are going to fight me on this, I feel. I'm sorry, but I just think she's overrated. I don't think she's terrible. I do like some of her songs, I think she's, eh, relatively attractive [though someone once said she looked like a rat, and I might agree.].. But I don't think she deserves the reputation she has. She's got nothing on Carrie Underwood. She's also pretty annoying sometimes.

7. Mischa Barton

This one urks me SO much! As an OC fan, I hated that she got all of the attention. Her face is not pretty, her body is WAY too skinny, and she CAN'T ACT! No wonder she hasn't gotten a real job since leaving the OC. [Good decision on her part.. not.] I just don't understand why every magazine is obsessed with her.

6. Sarah Jessica Parker
I'm sorry to all of the Sex and the City fans, but SJP is not attractive, no matter how you look at her. Her face is long, wrinkly, and just not pretty. Her body is slackin' too. What feature does she have besides putting ridiculous clothes together to look "fashionable?"

5. Cameron Diaz

Ever since people in high school sweated her, I haven't been able to understand why. Personality wise, I don't think I have any complaints. Looks wise, I can't find anything great about her. [Granted, I don't know that there is anything I hate, it just doesn't come together well.] Still, she remains near the top of every list.

4. Beyonce
Here is when I'm really going to start to get some haters. BEYONCE IS NOTHING SPECIAL. Her face is relatively pretty, and she's got a booty she knows how to shake, but for some reason, it all rubs me the wrong way. She has no variety with how she looks/dances/presents herself which bothers me. Also, her attitude of "I'm the best" has got to go.

3. Paris Hilton

I don't think I need to explain this one. She has no talent, yet she's on covers of magazines and now has her own reality show of people begging to be her best friend. WHY!?

2. Angelina Jolie
Now I've lost you, I bet. I understand people love her lips, but I don't. I know she has the "exotic" look or whatever, but I don't think it's a pretty one. I don't like how she presents herself either. She always comes off as too cool, or not happy, etc. It's just a bad vibe she sends off. [I am happy with AskMen, though, who rated her at 35.]

1. Kim Kardashian

Seriously, I get speechless when people tell me she's the hottest thing ever. HOW SO?! Who saw the episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians where she went to get all of the cellulite out of her butt? That's not attractive. Her face looks incredibly fake. She talks awkwardly. I heard she's nice, which is cool, but WAY too many people worship the ground she walks on, and I'm not feelin' it. I don't see any out of control sexiness about her. I see average. If that.


Please FEEL FREE to comment. Try and convince me I'm wrong. I can't say I'll change my mind, but you can try. I'd love for you to. :)

love,
elizabethany

PS: This list was compiled based on polls I conducted along with searching through TONS of top female celebrity and most overrated celebrity lists online.

what's worse?

So, I guess for everyone who is worried about Sarah Palin being president.. what would you do if say.. Paris Hilton won?!


Not sure if you've seen any of the videos of "Paris Hilton for President".. but now she has done an interview with Bazaar Magazine about her policies.

And no, I'm not kidding.

Who's her veep pick? Rihanna. "She's hott."

How will she celebrate victory? A Rockband party. Expert only. Her on drums.

Who's in her cabinet? No one. She won't have one. She's going to have a closet instead.

And, what's her advice for Mrs. Palin? "My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."

Homegirl is out of control. But it is pretty funny, I guess. I still just don't know what would be worse, her or Sarah Palin....... :-P

You never cease to amaze me, Paris. Yet, I'm never surprised either... if that makes sense.

love,
elizabethany

PS: Anyone sick of hearing about Sarah Palin? Sometimes I definitely get sick of typing her name 238947 times a day on this blog..