Wednesday, October 15, 2008


With the inspiration of Spike's Top 10 Most Overrated Celebrities and AskMen's Top 99 Most Desirable Women, I present to you my list of..

Most Overrated Females of Today

Honorable Mention: Scarlett Johansson
Okay, don't get me wrong, I think she's a great person, great actress, yadda yadda. And if we were simply going on that for this list, I'd never put her on here. Mostly, I did this on looks and I'm sorry, I just don't see the beauty in her. And I feel that without makeup, it wouldn't be pretty.

10. Fergie
This one is based a little more on talent. I don't really like any of her songs and I think they are ALL terribly overrated. I think her face is kind of pretty, but it doesn't stand out at me. So that's why I wonder why she's so far up everyone's list of hott celebs.

9. Gwen Stefani
Combine my reasons for Fergie and Scarlett, and you get Gwen. I don't think she's a HUGELY popular celebrity in everyone's eyes, but to some she is. I don't think her face is pretty, and red lipstick, though it's a trademark, has got to go. Also, her music was always best when she was with No Doubt. Since then, no dice.

8. Taylor Swift
A lot of girls are going to fight me on this, I feel. I'm sorry, but I just think she's overrated. I don't think she's terrible. I do like some of her songs, I think she's, eh, relatively attractive [though someone once said she looked like a rat, and I might agree.].. But I don't think she deserves the reputation she has. She's got nothing on Carrie Underwood. She's also pretty annoying sometimes.

7. Mischa Barton
This one urks me SO much! As an OC fan, I hated that she got all of the attention. Her face is not pretty, her body is WAY too skinny, and she CAN'T ACT! No wonder she hasn't gotten a real job since leaving the OC. [Good decision on her part.. not.] I just don't understand why every magazine is obsessed with her.

6. Sarah Jessica Parker
I'm sorry to all of the Sex and the City fans, but SJP is not attractive, no matter how you look at her. Her face is long, wrinkly, and just not pretty. Her body is slackin' too. What feature does she have besides putting ridiculous clothes together to look "fashionable?"

5. Cameron Diaz
Ever since people in high school sweated her, I haven't been able to understand why. Personality wise, I don't think I have any complaints. Looks wise, I can't find anything great about her. [Granted, I don't know that there is anything I hate, it just doesn't come together well.] Still, she remains near the top of every list.

4. Beyonce
Here is when I'm really going to start to get some haters. BEYONCE IS NOTHING SPECIAL. Her face is relatively pretty, and she's got a booty she knows how to shake, but for some reason, it all rubs me the wrong way. She has no variety with how she looks/dances/presents herself which bothers me. Also, her attitude of "I'm the best" has got to go.

3. Paris Hilton
I don't think I need to explain this one. She has no talent, yet she's on covers of magazines and now has her own reality show of people begging to be her best friend. WHY!?

2. Angelina Jolie
Now I've lost you, I bet. I understand people love her lips, but I don't. I know she has the "exotic" look or whatever, but I don't think it's a pretty one. I don't like how she presents herself either. She always comes off as too cool, or not happy, etc. It's just a bad vibe she sends off. [I am happy with AskMen, though, who rated her at 35.]

1. Kim Kardashian
Seriously, I get speechless when people tell me she's the hottest thing ever. HOW SO?! Who saw the episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians where she went to get all of the cellulite out of her butt? That's not attractive. Her face looks incredibly fake. She talks awkwardly. I heard she's nice, which is cool, but WAY too many people worship the ground she walks on, and I'm not feelin' it. I don't see any out of control sexiness about her. I see average. If that.

Please FEEL FREE to comment. Try and convince me I'm wrong. I can't say I'll change my mind, but you can try. I'd love for you to. :)


PS: This list was compiled based on polls I conducted along with searching through TONS of top female celebrity and most overrated celebrity lists online.


Anonymous said...

NOT ANGIE!!! LMAO How Could You?!?!?!
hahahahaha...her too cool thing is what makes her...she's the tomb raider...the only woman every guy actually WANTS to whoop their ass lol! so know that was coming hahahaha =D

Anonymous said...

Pretty good list. I don't know if I would have put Gwen on the list, but I can see why you would.

Thanks for digging my site, btw!

Anonymous said...

I can absolutely get on board with every single one of those comments, but Angie? I'm sorry, I just can't even take that one in! But then I see that "cool" edge as confidance, which is pretty damn sexy if you ask me. Plus, she actually CAN act, and while I know alot of this list is looks, it surly must way in to some degree. sigh.