now and then: stars in the 90s and now

Time passes so fast, you forget what people looked like way back when!

Stars that have been around since the 90s, and whether or not they've changed for the better or worse:

Lookin gooodddd:








Yikes. Go back to the 90s. Pronto:






I'll take either:




[Please note Pauly Shore....]

I contemplated putting JT in the "go back to the 90s" category simply because he was just better then. With B Spears, making music, THOSE SWEET, FROSTED TIP JHERI CURLS... But I'll forgive him.. for now.

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watch: jimmy kimmel's hottie body hump club

Jimmy Kimmel FOR THE WIN on this one! Holy moly.

Jimmy K gathered some of the hottest gals in Hollywood and had them demonstrate the new way to get fit: Humping.

By hottest gals, I mean Jessica Alba. Jessica Biel. Sofia Vergara. ScarJo... to name a few. And oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan.

Normally I hate Jessica Biel, but I think she was the funniest for me in this. Something about her intensity was just outrageous!

And OH HEY LiLo. Is this your big comeback before going back to jail?!

Pure gold. I don't normally love Late Night stuff, but this one is freakin' fantastic.

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blonde hotties

I stumbled upon AIM's 100 Hottest Blondes today.... And I must say, I'm VERY unhappy with the list.

Some of the people they picked are okay, and I'm alright with their placements. Some, not so much.

First of all... The Olsen Twins. They have Ashley as #91 and Mary-Kate as #82. Tell me.. Do you think MK is hotter than Ashley?! I do not. They even put LiLo ahead of her. Not okay.

Also, Kristen Bell is number 99. She's flippin' gorgeous. That's way too low of a number. Brittany Snow is only 79. Pam Anderson is ahead of her, at 73, and they use this picture to state their case.... Hmmm...

Whitney Port (#58), Kristin Cavalieri (#90), and Heidi Montag (#26) all made it in there, but no sightings of star LC. Weird?

Amanda Bynes is only #51, with Aubrey O'Day being way ahead of all of the before-mentioned people at #42. WHAT! AND Brooke Hogan is ahead of ALL of them at 32, with PARIS at 28. Oh, and Kendra Wilkinson is 27, and Bridget is 24. Because she's definitely hotter than all of these people...........

Rat lookalike Taylor Swift made it above Kate Winslet (#21) to get the 17 spot. After her, I was okay with the selection. Reese Witherspoon, Blake Lively and Hayden Pannettiere followed. But then, HilDuff and Holly Madison made out with #11 and #10.. Interesting. Then it was okay again with Carrie Underwood and Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and Heidi Klum.

The top 3 killed me though. Anna Faris, Victoria Silvstedt, and SCARLETT JOHANSSON!

Seriously... Are these girls REALLY the hottest blondes they could think of?! Whoever made this list must have been drinking and forgot to take off their drunk goggles. Clearly they saw something I'm not.

My girl Britney was only #36 [although, I'm glad she was at least included] and Ellen isn't even on the list!

I'm going to have to redo this how I think for this week or something. Maybe I'll do a section of brunettes and red-heads, too. Suggestions are welcome.

AIM... You just lost all credibility for doing top-whatever lists. Congratulations.

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elizabethany

finally!

If you're anything like me, you love a good list of top-whatever.

Every year, AskMen.com comes out with the Top 99 Women of the year.. And 2009's version has FINALLY come out!

Rather than give you 99, I'll let you check most of them out on your own, but I'll present you with the top 20.

Also-- Kate Winslet was #99.. Which is not okay. She needs to be higher! She's ROCKIN' the awards shows!!



20. Cheryl Cole
19. Adriana Lima
18. Monica Bellucci
17. Selita Ebanks



16. Jessica Biel
15. Jessica Alba
14. Brooke Burke
13. Halle Berry



12. Emmanuelle Chriqui
11. Heidi Klum
10. Kate Beckinsale
9. Kristen Bell



8. Rihanna
7. Scarlett Johansson
6. Alessandra Abrosio
5. Anne Hathaway



4. Keeley Hazell
3. Marisa Miller
2. Megan Fox
1. Eva Mendez

Alright Mr. #1 Men's Online Magazine.. I hate to say it.. But I just don't agree with this list. I'm not sure if it's "all-around" women, or just their looks.. But based on this, I'm going to assume it's based on looks alone.

People have been voting on it for weeks, though.. So maybe it's the people I don't agree with.

First of all, who are Cheryl Cole, Monica Bellucci, and Keeley Hazell? Monica isn't even cute! But if we don't know them, how are they in top 20?!?

Second, I still don't understand the fascination behind Anne Hathaway and ScarJo. I don't think either of them are overly attractive.

Megan Fox is a big duh. The 2 Jessicas and Halle Berry are, too. I get that all of the Angels are absolutely drop dead gorgeous, too.. So I really can't hate on them. I just wish more "known" people were within the top 20 women of 2009...

And WHY is Eva #1?! I don't understand the fascination behind her, either. Yes, she's pretty.. But in no means in she #1 worthy. And I'm not sorry for saying that.

Also, the Emmanuelle Chriqui needs to be around more! i see her sometimes, but she seems cool and she's super pretty.. So I vote for her to be in more movies and tv shows. K great, thanks.

Anyways, this isn't a TERRIBLE list, but I think you men could have voted better, that's all.

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elizabethany

unusual item

What is the weirdest thing you have ever bid on on Ebay? Or, if you haven't ever done it, what is the most off-the-wall thing that you desired?!

Maybe, was it by any chance, a tissue? No? What about a tissue that Scarlett Johansson blew into while on The Tonight Show...?

If it didn't catch your interest, I don't blame you. I do, however, blame the people who bid over $5,000 for such a thing.

Yeah, apparently Scarlett was on with Jay Leno and had to blow her nose. They then decided to save the tissue and put it on Ebay, then donate the money to charity.

There were over 80 bids for this stupid, snot infested tissue, and the closing bid was $5,300. Don't believe me? Click here.

Uhhh... That's outrageous. And ridiculous. And stupid. And flat out DUMB.

Who does that?!? Who is this person that won? Ugh, at least the money is going somewhere good.... I hope.

To whoever bought this... thing... If for some reason you HAPPEN to stumble upon this page, I'd love to hear why you wanted it so bad.. Thanks.

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PS: This is officially my 500th post!!!! Time to celebrate!!!! And maybe I should even put the rights to my first ever post on Ebay and make some money.. No? It won't work? Darn. Cheers, anyways!!! :)
Also, soon I will have my 10,000th visitor! I wish I had a way of knowing who it was and rewarding you. Meh, just let me know if it IS you.

overrated.

With the inspiration of Spike's Top 10 Most Overrated Celebrities and AskMen's Top 99 Most Desirable Women, I present to you my list of..

Most Overrated Females of Today

Honorable Mention: Scarlett Johansson

Okay, don't get me wrong, I think she's a great person, great actress, yadda yadda. And if we were simply going on that for this list, I'd never put her on here. Mostly, I did this on looks and I'm sorry, I just don't see the beauty in her. And I feel that without makeup, it wouldn't be pretty.

10. Fergie
This one is based a little more on talent. I don't really like any of her songs and I think they are ALL terribly overrated. I think her face is kind of pretty, but it doesn't stand out at me. So that's why I wonder why she's so far up everyone's list of hott celebs.

9. Gwen Stefani

Combine my reasons for Fergie and Scarlett, and you get Gwen. I don't think she's a HUGELY popular celebrity in everyone's eyes, but to some she is. I don't think her face is pretty, and red lipstick, though it's a trademark, has got to go. Also, her music was always best when she was with No Doubt. Since then, no dice.

8. Taylor Swift
A lot of girls are going to fight me on this, I feel. I'm sorry, but I just think she's overrated. I don't think she's terrible. I do like some of her songs, I think she's, eh, relatively attractive [though someone once said she looked like a rat, and I might agree.].. But I don't think she deserves the reputation she has. She's got nothing on Carrie Underwood. She's also pretty annoying sometimes.

7. Mischa Barton

This one urks me SO much! As an OC fan, I hated that she got all of the attention. Her face is not pretty, her body is WAY too skinny, and she CAN'T ACT! No wonder she hasn't gotten a real job since leaving the OC. [Good decision on her part.. not.] I just don't understand why every magazine is obsessed with her.

6. Sarah Jessica Parker
I'm sorry to all of the Sex and the City fans, but SJP is not attractive, no matter how you look at her. Her face is long, wrinkly, and just not pretty. Her body is slackin' too. What feature does she have besides putting ridiculous clothes together to look "fashionable?"

5. Cameron Diaz

Ever since people in high school sweated her, I haven't been able to understand why. Personality wise, I don't think I have any complaints. Looks wise, I can't find anything great about her. [Granted, I don't know that there is anything I hate, it just doesn't come together well.] Still, she remains near the top of every list.

4. Beyonce
Here is when I'm really going to start to get some haters. BEYONCE IS NOTHING SPECIAL. Her face is relatively pretty, and she's got a booty she knows how to shake, but for some reason, it all rubs me the wrong way. She has no variety with how she looks/dances/presents herself which bothers me. Also, her attitude of "I'm the best" has got to go.

3. Paris Hilton

I don't think I need to explain this one. She has no talent, yet she's on covers of magazines and now has her own reality show of people begging to be her best friend. WHY!?

2. Angelina Jolie
Now I've lost you, I bet. I understand people love her lips, but I don't. I know she has the "exotic" look or whatever, but I don't think it's a pretty one. I don't like how she presents herself either. She always comes off as too cool, or not happy, etc. It's just a bad vibe she sends off. [I am happy with AskMen, though, who rated her at 35.]

1. Kim Kardashian

Seriously, I get speechless when people tell me she's the hottest thing ever. HOW SO?! Who saw the episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians where she went to get all of the cellulite out of her butt? That's not attractive. Her face looks incredibly fake. She talks awkwardly. I heard she's nice, which is cool, but WAY too many people worship the ground she walks on, and I'm not feelin' it. I don't see any out of control sexiness about her. I see average. If that.


Please FEEL FREE to comment. Try and convince me I'm wrong. I can't say I'll change my mind, but you can try. I'd love for you to. :)

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elizabethany

PS: This list was compiled based on polls I conducted along with searching through TONS of top female celebrity and most overrated celebrity lists online.