watch: the audrina patridge show trailer kinda sucks

Audrina never really had a great story to add to The Hills, but she's gorgeous and I liked her anyway. Plus- she can make a line at Sears look AMAZING.

Now she's got her own show on VH1 [even though no one will pick up LC's.. dumb] premiering this weekend, and we have an extended trailer.



She lost me after talking about how big of a celebrity she is. That's not cool. You're famous for looking good and being emotional- don't sit here and call yourself a celebrity. We know what you are.

Her mom makes the family dysfunctional, so maybe that'll be interesting, just like all the Housewives... but other than that it doesn't look like a show I'll be needing to keep up with every day. I'd probably rather watch the Kardashians.

I'll give it a chance, but I definitely don't like her after the looks of that trailer.

love,
elizabethany

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holy hott! audrina's new bongo ads

Tweet If there's anyone that will ever make K-Mart and Sears look amazingly attractive, it's going to be Audrina. I don't think anyone else could do it [even though K-Mart does have a good selection of shoes online].

Check out her latest photoshoot for Bongo, which is sold at those stores, and tell me you don't wet your pants.

I mean DANG GIRL!

I totally want that bathing suit, too. She makes it look classy and sexy at the same time. Too bad I don't think I could do that.

And now I've realized that this has turned into a relatively lesbian blog. Whatever. Tell me she's not hott and sellin' the ISH out of these clothes, and I'll prove you wrong with everyone else.

love,
elizabethany

watch: final season of the hills trailer

I didn't watch the last season of The Hills at all. Not even one episode. I'm pretty anti-Kristin Cavallari taking over.

That being said, after watching this trailer, I'm definitely going to be watching the final season. [Plus, I'll have an MTV void after this week.]



Kinda crazy seeing it start out the old way and then BOOM! Heidi Mutant is all plastic...

It's also interesting that they're finally commenting on reading the tabloids and stuff. Could this season actually be real?!

It looks good, that's all I'm saying. I will also enjoy all the Brody-ness. Mmmm...

love,
elizabethany

watch: heidi montag's against plastic [surgery]

I don't know if I'll ever get over Heidi's change. In fact, from now on I shall call her Heidi Mutant.

Anyway... Now she's "laughing with everyone" in her Funny or Die video that says no to plastic. Plastic credit cards, that is.



I mean... I guess it's great that she's laughing about not being able to move her face... But she's still freakin' me out.

Wowza. She's a female MJ. All she needs to do is turn into a black girl or something.

Remember when she looked like this on TV:



RIP Heidi Montag. Happy Birthday Heidi Mutant.

love,
elizabethany

on the racks: heidi montag does playboy

I saw Heidi Montag/Pratt tweeting about her Playboy issue coming out and thought "really? The pictures haven't leaked yet?!"

Welp, true to internet/Hollywood/whatever form, they sure have!!

How clever, Playboy. Giving everyone "the dirt" and covering her in dirt. Too bad you forgot to put even a little dirt on her face so it looks very awkward.

The inside pictures are a lot better, thank goodness.

The second one she really looks good in! The first- Eh.. Still a little corny with the dirt and stuff but at least it's still hott!

I'm sure there are more pictures in the issue that is hitting the stands tomorrow, so check it out and let me know what you think.

In the meantime, I'm sticking with my "this is rather awkward because the cover picture is terrible" opinion.

love,
elizabethany

lauren conrad's wiggin out

Confession: I love LC. She's the girl that I want to look like these days, and who inspires a lot of how I do my hair/makeup/etc. [It used to be the Olsen twins, then Lizzie McGuire, and now her.]

This is the first time I have seen a look of hers I truly, truly don't like though. [The Movie Awards also scared me.. Now I'm even more worried about my look's inspiration.]

She sported a wig for a photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar, and I'm just not a fan.

It may be growing on me, but it's very obvious that it's fake. I like her with the darker blonde hair better, and uh... WHAT ARE THOSE SHOES?! [The denim ones.. I like the purple/black outfit.] They're hideous, AND she CLEARLY can't walk in them.

Come on girl, you're better than that!!! And this!:

love,
elizabethany

audrina loves carl's jr

Who knew that Audrina loved Carl's Jr.?? And no, I don't mean some random, bad boy Hills character. I mean the burgers.

Yeah. I had the same reaction; "What the heck? She doesn't even eat!"

She's the latest campaign hottie for the burger joint just like Paris Hilton did before, and yes, she looks hott, but she's also very, very fake.


I mean really. She's so skinny her hands are straight from a skeleton. Somehow her hair seems to be perfect, and is she really even biting into that thing?! It looks like it's pushed to the side. She says she ate it though:

"I had an absolute blast shooting. It was my first experience shooting a spot with food, and when I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!"

Yeah, I just don't believe it. And the airbrushing in this thing is out of control. Apparently her goodies are just uber golden.

She does look hott, though. I'll admit that. But no girl should ever believe that they will look like her after eating these burgers regularly. IT'S A TRAP, LADIES!!

love,
elizabethany

goodnight gossip 050609

Here's tonight's Goodnight Gossip that I recorded for WVAQ! 4 stories in one minute! How convenient, right?!

I'm doing 3 hits in 3 days, and it's only day 2! Look forward to tomorrow night's edition!

love,
elizabethany

celeb quick hits 042809

Here are a couple of things going on that I want to share, but don't have the time to go into in detail...

Bow Wow may have quit rapping, but he's going full force with acting... In Entourage. Also, he's looking very different these days.. Hmmm... [EZStreetShow]

Call me a hater, but I'm not a fan of Ne-Yo's girlfriend. Not based on this picture anyways. He could get a girl way more fly than her.

Lady GaGa looked mighty different in high school. Someone released some pictures and let's just say you'd never recognize her in a class picture. [OhNoTheyDidn't]

The Hills WILL continue... Minus LC. And with Audrina having her own show, while also being on The Hills. Because, ya know... That always helps a show... Losing the main girl. [InCaseYouDidn'tKnow]

That's all for now! More tomorrow, my friends! Bent Willy's is calling me, I think. It's saying "Beth.... It's Tuesday... Blackout Tuesday........"

love,
elizabethany

i now pronounce you speidi

It's official... Again. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tied the knot [again] this weekend... For all the cameras to see.

Forget about selling their wedding pictures to the magazines, it was uber public from minute #1.

Everyone from The Hills was there [yes, including LC] and even some Laguna Beach-ers!

No point in telling anything else... I'll get to the point. Here are the pictures.. From the rehearsal dinner to the wedding:

It looks like Kristin Cavallari was out catching the bouquet while LC was dippin' out in true LC fashion. I'm sure it's going to be a fabulous episode of 10 minutes of showing LC walk out of the wedding.

As for her dress-- Not a fan. But everyone in this whole wedding is absolutely gorgeous, so why take away from that with a wedding dress, right?! Ugh.

Congrats, I guess.

love,
elizabethany

no new ideas

Congratulations, MTV. You're officially going downhill just as far as VH1 when it comes to reality shows. Why are both of your mottos "Why make new shows when we can drag out our hit shows for 23948273 seasons, no matter how many "different" series we can make?!

The Hills may be coming to an end, but Whitney already has her own show, and TA-DA! So does Audrina.

No word on what it's called yet, but it's all about her life, duh. The difference from The Hills is that it'll show more of her "Hollywood lifestyle" with all of the paparazzi, filming her new movie, and working on her jeans line.

So I guess it won't just be a lot of awkward stares... It will be awkward "I'm so famous" moments.

"It’s my life after The Hills, my journey. It’s going to be a little spicier, edgier, older."
--Audrina

She also says that she's sad to be leaving the Hills, but everyone is pretty much ready to move on... Besides Speidi. They want to be on it forever. ....Ya don't say.........

I think it has the potential to be okay, but I'm really over the spinoff after spinoff thing. Even the challenges are getting old. [The same people fight, and it gets crazy every season... So what?] We shall see.

love,
elizabethany

goodnight gossip 041309

Here is your TRASH for today! Over 6 stories in 2 minutes! Enjoy!

That's all for tonight! Hopefully I'll get to do this tomorrow night, too! It's nice and easy for you guys, right?!

love,
elizabethany

gotchya!: speidi's a smoker

Speidi LOVES the publicity, so the fact that this picture was posted on Spencer Pratt's Twitter [who annoyed the #&$!#@&!$# out of me last night] is no surprise. I'm sure a certain something was actually conveniently placed, rather than "forgotten about."

Can you see it? What's a little... Not PG rated, if you will, about this picture of Heidi's possible wedding updo?


Don't see it? How about now?


Yeah, that's a bong back there on the counter. To smoke the reefer. Woopsies, guys! I guess now we know who the REAL Spencer and Heidi are now, huh?! [I think people could have figured it out before now though, right?]

So, purposely or not, we saw it. You bad, bad kids.

love,
elizabethany

will paris settle down?

Paris Hilton dating Doug Reinhart from the Hills/Laguna Beach is a joke in itself. Them talking about marriage is an even bigger joke.

Apparently they were flaunting their love all weekend, and Paris said "I'm really in love and really happy... He's going to be my husband."

Who knew she even knew what marriage was?!

To make her conversations even MORE of a laughing matter, she talked about her ex-BFF from the MTV show that she's now shooting the second season to. [Yes, really.]

"It's really hard because I loved her and I trusted her, but sometimes people get too caught up and they change. I want a best friend who wants to be friends with me because I'm a good person and a good friend, not for any other reason. I've been fooled by so many girls. It's good having my boyfriend on set and watching. He comes up with funny ideas and production loves him."

My goodness. Shoot me now. This girl needs to become a real human. I don't see Mr. Dougie doin' that for her.

love,
elizabethany

perfect impressions

The Osbournes have a new show, if you didn't know.

Yes, they're still alive and the exact same as we remember them from MTV.

In order to promote the show, they did this little Hills spoof... With help from LC!



How great is that?! It makes no sense, just like the real deal!

And Ozzy as Audrina?! Priceless!

Ohh, this could be good.

love,
elizabethany

blonde hotties

I stumbled upon AIM's 100 Hottest Blondes today.... And I must say, I'm VERY unhappy with the list.

Some of the people they picked are okay, and I'm alright with their placements. Some, not so much.

First of all... The Olsen Twins. They have Ashley as #91 and Mary-Kate as #82. Tell me.. Do you think MK is hotter than Ashley?! I do not. They even put LiLo ahead of her. Not okay.

Also, Kristen Bell is number 99. She's flippin' gorgeous. That's way too low of a number. Brittany Snow is only 79. Pam Anderson is ahead of her, at 73, and they use this picture to state their case.... Hmmm...

Whitney Port (#58), Kristin Cavalieri (#90), and Heidi Montag (#26) all made it in there, but no sightings of star LC. Weird?

Amanda Bynes is only #51, with Aubrey O'Day being way ahead of all of the before-mentioned people at #42. WHAT! AND Brooke Hogan is ahead of ALL of them at 32, with PARIS at 28. Oh, and Kendra Wilkinson is 27, and Bridget is 24. Because she's definitely hotter than all of these people...........

Rat lookalike Taylor Swift made it above Kate Winslet (#21) to get the 17 spot. After her, I was okay with the selection. Reese Witherspoon, Blake Lively and Hayden Pannettiere followed. But then, HilDuff and Holly Madison made out with #11 and #10.. Interesting. Then it was okay again with Carrie Underwood and Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and Heidi Klum.

The top 3 killed me though. Anna Faris, Victoria Silvstedt, and SCARLETT JOHANSSON!

Seriously... Are these girls REALLY the hottest blondes they could think of?! Whoever made this list must have been drinking and forgot to take off their drunk goggles. Clearly they saw something I'm not.

My girl Britney was only #36 [although, I'm glad she was at least included] and Ellen isn't even on the list!

I'm going to have to redo this how I think for this week or something. Maybe I'll do a section of brunettes and red-heads, too. Suggestions are welcome.

AIM... You just lost all credibility for doing top-whatever lists. Congratulations.

love,
elizabethany

the end

The trailer for season 5 of The Hills is out... And it's going to be the final season. Or so LC says.

She says she's bringing it to an end because she wants to end it while it's still on top.

I'm thinkin' she's lying. I'm going to say it's because her and Heidi are sick of fighting, now is the time to be friends again, and what would the show be AFTER they became best friends again?! It'd be boring.

All of the staring and everything they do right now, would be even more! What would they talk about?!

Oh, and if you don't believe me about them getting over their "differences," and MAYBE the end of Speidi, check out the trailer:

Ohhh man. I'm sure this is going to be just SO FABULOUS and INTRIGUING!!!!!!............

love,
elizabethany

PS: You think the taroh card lady is REALLY a fortune teller.. Or has just seen a few episodes of the show?!

MORE scandal!

Okay, people are clearly still very sexually charged after Valentine's Day. This week has been so scandalous I feel!

Now, I have even MORE for you!

A HOTT pop star had a bit of a nip slip.

Wait. I lied. A HUGE nip slip. As in huge aureola.

Also, a hott actress was found down on her knees, if you get what I'm sayin'!

If THAT'S not enough to get your attention, I don't know what is. But, there is a hott reality star caught baring almost everything in an itsy-bitsy bikini.

Old enough to handle it? Click here!

Can't? Keep on movin'.

little bit of slippage

Uh ohhh!

One of our favorite reality stars had a little mishap at the beach recently..

I guess when you go to the beach in a string bikini, the whole having a microphone attached to you might cause some problems.

To figure out who this person is, and see more of the "woopsies" moment, big kids can click here.

not legit

Uh oh! Can you believe it?! Something that The Hills cast did wasn't exactly legit! Woahh.

The wedding that Speidi had in Cabo last week, wasn't made legal!

Because it was done out of the country, it could be recognized here, but only with steps that must be taken.

Not only do they have to have a marriage license, but in order to get married in Mexico, they had to get blood work, provide birth certificates and other paperwork.. Which they didn't do. None of it.

They have 10 days to get it done in Cali after they're back from their honeymoon, so we'll see.

Oh, and is it any surprise that the MTV cameras WERE with them?! And it will be on an upcoming episode?! Who woulda thunk! A not fully real marriage, with cameras catching everything on tape!

I guess we'll see how they handle it once they're back, but for now they are not Mr. and Mrs. Speidi.

Ohh, The Hills. How I love it...

love,
elizabethany