Apparently they were flaunting their love all weekend, and Paris said "I'm really in love and really happy... He's going to be my husband."
Who knew she even knew what marriage was?!
To make her conversations even MORE of a laughing matter, she talked about her ex-BFF from the MTV show that she's now shooting the second season to. [Yes, really.]
"It's really hard because I loved her and I trusted her, but sometimes people get too caught up and they change. I want a best friend who wants to be friends with me because I'm a good person and a good friend, not for any other reason. I've been fooled by so many girls. It's good having my boyfriend on set and watching. He comes up with funny ideas and production loves him."
My goodness. Shoot me now. This girl needs to become a real human. I don't see Mr. Dougie doin' that for her.