watch: the news slams perez hilton

I haven't paid one second of attention to Perez Hilton ever since his little fight and ordeal with will.i.am, but apparently he has a book out nowadays. When he went to promote it at a morning news program and showed up a little late, things went very wrong, and he threw a typical Perez fit.

That's not what's worth noting. KTLA News won 43987234 points in this battle when they called him a "talentless dope."



The fact that this little feud was talked about, and put to sleep on a news program is awesome. This is the kind of news program I want to be on!

Perez, you're havin' one hell of a year, eh?!

love,
elizabethany

a tragic week in hollywood

I don't even know where to start or where to take this.

There's no point in telling what happened, you already know.

3 icons... Gone.

When Ed McMahon died, I was going to do a post, but then I figured everyone knows the tragedy, why reiterate it?

When Farrah Fawcett died, I thought "I don't know how I would post about this."

Now that Michael Jackson died too, I'm just at a loss for words, and really upset.

It's true what they say, people. Things come in 3's.

I want to honor all of these people, but I just don't know how besides keeping them on my mind, which won't be hard.

There are two things that not everyone knows about, though. Both relating to the King of Pop, and both terrible things that should have never been done.

First, Perez Hilton posted this on his blog:


If it's hard to read, click here.

Who the H does this guy think he is?!?! NO WONDER he got punched in the face this week! I don't care how much you think someone may be faking something or how weird they are, you never, ever express that in this way. Especially when their father had just released that he was "NOT OK."

Perez has gone from hero to zero in just a couple of days.

Also, Entertainment Tonight posted a picture that should never be shared. You probably don't want to see this, but your curious side will. It's a picture of Jacko in the ambulance on the way to the hospital as the EMT workers are trying to revive him.

I can't believe it. The things people are leaking these days are absolutely terrible.

There are a couple more things I want to share, but I shall add those tomorrow. I just wanted to say Rest In Peace to these 3 amazing, American icons, and shame on you to Perez and ET.

love,
elizabethany

updates on everything

My goodness I picked the wrong day to work a double. SO much happened in the celeb world, and I couldn't be there to update as it all happened, and I am very sorry.

[PS: For future reference, I will update via Twitter on days like today... So follow me! ;)]

Anyways, here we go... Everything all in one blog.

PEREZ vs. WILL.I.AM

Did they fight? Will.i.am says no way....




He's cool, calm, and collected. Not disrespectful at all. Perez.... Is not. And little does he know, he basically says that it was someone else WITH Will.i.am, not him.




I'm confused, Perez. What did Will.i.am lie about?! The fact that he didn't hit you? You admitted that. And... I still don't understand how hurt you could have been if you were all over Twitter.

Look, I'm a blogger, too. I may not be as big as Perez [though I am clearly cooler] but I know that no matter how much publicity you have, attention is always wanted. If anyone relatively famous did something to me, you can bet your bottom dollar I'd do what Perez is doing. The only problem is... I am a Will.i.am lover, and I am pretty positive he's way too cool to be hitting anyone like Perez.

The end of my rant on this.


CHRIS BROWN IS FREE TO LIVE AT HOME

Speaking of fights... Apparently I'm always in support of the person doing the fighting.... Or supposedly doing the fighting. Whatever.. I give people the benefit of the doubt.. Especially when I like them.

If you didn't hear, his court date was today, and thanks to a plea bargain, he's not going to jail! Instead, he has community service to do, and 5 years of probation. The community service will be done in... dun dun DUNNN... VIRGINIA! [Should I stalk him, too?! Hmmm.]

He also has to stay further than 50 yards from Rihanna, which she didn't like. She actually wanted a less restrictive restraining order on him.... Interesting.

I'm happy for him... And yes, I still find her psycho. Shoot me for liking the "bad guy" if you want. Who cares.


JON AND KATE MADE THEIR ANNOUNCEMENT

They're getting a divorce. Big freakin' surprise. NOT!

I don't need to say much else.. I've said my peace. Kate is a bee-hotch and Jon needed to leave her. The kids will now make both of their lives a living Hell, and it will be rather funny.


Whew. Glad I got all of that out for you guys. Feel free to talk about how you feel below, of course! How does it go? "1..2.. Sound off.. 3..4.."

No, that's not it..... Oh well.

love,
elizabethany

perez got beat up by will.i.am

Wowzers, Twitter went CRAZY last night while I was sleeping. I woke up to about double the tweets I normally do overnight, and it's all thanks to an event that happened after the Much Music Video Awards in Canada last night.

Perez Hilton was bleeding, needed the popo's, and was in shock. Will.I.am supposedly beat him up.

Read some of Perez's tweets:

• I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.
• I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.
• Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.
• I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.
• The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.
• Thank u all from the bottom of my heart for ur concern. The police are investigating the assault now. I did the right thing by reporting it.

Hmmmm... Will.I.am?!?! I just can't imagine him doing anything like that! [And yes, in case you were wondering, I do in fact know him personally, and we're BFF's so I know what he would and wouldn't do... Duh.]

I guess we'll find out what really happened eventually. All I want to do is see the pictures, though. I know for a fact I would laugh out loud... At least a little bit.

But uh.... If this IS true... You can bet Will.I.am and the Black Eyed Peas will get some not-so-nice names and posts from Perez.


In other news, here are some pictures from the event, which is said to be a lot like the MTV VMA's. It involved Lady GaGa's boobies exploding in flames and her cooter almost falling out, Fergie's creepy fingernails, Kelly Clarkson looking huge, and JoBro ridiculousness.. Including them making an obscene gesture.

Looks like an interesting night, that's for sure.

love,
elizabethany

20+1 glam music men

Check that out! Someone actually used a "+1" like I do a lot with my top 10's! [Which it's been a LONG time since I've done one. I need to do one today!]

MTV did this list of 20 of Music's Glam Guys, plus Adam Lambert. [WHY is HE the plus 1?!] They're even saying he's the glammest guy on TV right now. Which, hm.. Okay. Maybe that's true. And I shall use this for his name forever now: Adam Glambert.

Anyway, here are the rest of the high maintenance, super fab men of the past, present, and hopefully not the future:

• Kanye West
• Boy George
• Marilyn
  
• Backstreet Boys
• NICK Jonas
• Perez Hilton
• Diddy
• Chance and Real of VH1
• Prince
• Freddie Mercury
• Bill Kaulitz
• George Michael
• Twisted Sister
• Kajagoogoo [What!?!?]
• The Blonds
• Liberace
• Jim Verraros [Season 1 of Idol.. He looks SO different!]
• Rick James
• El DeBarge
• and... Lady GaGa.....

Their reasoning for Lady G is that Christina once asked who she was and if she was a man. Um... Weird.

I think it's a pretty legit list, though. All the people of today are definitely right on. So as much as I hate having to mention Mr. Glam himself, it was for a good cause.

love,
elizabethany

i now pronounce you speidi

It's official... Again. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tied the knot [again] this weekend... For all the cameras to see.

Forget about selling their wedding pictures to the magazines, it was uber public from minute #1.

Everyone from The Hills was there [yes, including LC] and even some Laguna Beach-ers!

No point in telling anything else... I'll get to the point. Here are the pictures.. From the rehearsal dinner to the wedding:

It looks like Kristin Cavallari was out catching the bouquet while LC was dippin' out in true LC fashion. I'm sure it's going to be a fabulous episode of 10 minutes of showing LC walk out of the wedding.

As for her dress-- Not a fan. But everyone in this whole wedding is absolutely gorgeous, so why take away from that with a wedding dress, right?! Ugh.

Congrats, I guess.

love,
elizabethany

watch: another miss usa gasper

So Perez Hilton was a judge for Miss USA last night, and as you can expect, he caused quite the stir.

Okay, so HE didn't do anything to get everyone talking besides ask the question that Miss California answered... In the not so great way.

How does she feel about gay marriage? Well, let's just say she's not looking out for EVERYONE in the US.



Apparently it was the first time a contestant has ever been booed. Rightfully so! It's fine if people believe whatever they believe... But if you're trying to please everyone, you're going to need to fix your thoughts. And seriously... Who DOESN'T lie on Miss USA just to please the judges and everyone?

Anyways, she ended up falling to first runner-up because of it, giving the crown to Miss North Carolina, Kristen Dalton.

Well done, P-Hil! [Hmm, not sure I like that, but I love abbreves, so I'm sayin' it!]

love,
elizabethany

oh goodness

Heidi Montag is still going through with this music thing. It's all over her Twitter, and now she's releasing it all over the internet as her "BIG NEWS" of the day. I thought, and was hoping, it was an April Fool's joke, but apparently not.





Why did Perez say he LIKED it?! I think he's sucking up to her. There's no way anyone can genuinely like this as a REAL song.

Yikes. It reminds me of terrible, little girl, 90s pop from a bad, straight to DVD movie. Even IIII don't like that stuff!

love,
elizabethany

this weekend on the red carpet

Two "big events" happened this weekend... The Kids' Choice Awards, and Perez Hilton's 31st birthday party.

It's weird... You'd think the people at the Kids' Choice Awards would be a little less worried about how they look than those who attend the most famous celebrity blogger ever. I mean, he's going to talk about how they looked, obviously.

Still, the pictures I see from KCA show people looking overall fabulously. Everyone at the birthday bash is looking... Well.. Terrible, for the most part.

Take a look for yourself:

On the ORANGE Carpet at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards:

Don't think you're a pedofile for checking some of these people out. Can I mention how hott Romeo has gotten? Woah. And Ashley Tisdale looks smokin' too!

And on the pink carpet before Perez Hilton's OMFB Party:

Ugh. Hooker O'Day is flashin' her goodies. Christina Aguilera thinks it's Halloween, Kim Kardashian seems to be hiding a belly bump, and Paris thinks she's the star of the Matrix. Aye yi yi.


Well done, kiddies! Perez, I think you need new friends. And a new stylist.

love,
elizabethany

it was amazing

I'm sure you've been sitting on the edge of your seat just waiting to hear about the Britney Spears concert that I went to last night in Pittsburgh. Have no fear... Your wait is over. ;)

It was every sort of great that I thought it would be.

No, she didn't sing. Not even one word. But everyone should know that going in. And no, she doesn't look as great as she did in her prime, but hey, everyone grows up a little, right?! Plus, given what she's been through, you have to give her a little leeway.

She put on one helluva good show.

The Pussycat Dolls opened, looking like 5 disco balls dancing around a stage... In a good way. They were so sparkly, you would be able to see them from a spaceship, had there not been a roof. They DID sing, and they danced, and it was all pretty good.. I was impressed.

My only issue: Nicole really runs the whole show. Not only is she the only one that got to talk a whole lot, but they literally put her in the middle of their prop/stage thing, and raised her SUPER high, WAY above everyone. I've heard the group is having issues because of her getting all of the attention, and I have to admit, I don't blame them.

She wasn't the most scantily dressed one, which was surprising, but she also wasn't the most talented, I don't think. Then again, it was hard to tell. But Kimberly did the crazy leg thing where she stands there, and all of a sudden her leg is well above her head. Crazy.

Then we had a little break of circus-acts. All of them were pretty cool. A flexible, balancing girl. Some flipping karate guys, a hula hooper, a juggler.. The usual. Then, the finale. A girl flipping on a flexible beam-type thing, that two men held. I called every skill she did, but I'm still impressed.



Now onto Britney. But first, Perez Hilton must open the show. It was probably the most creepy opening... Scratch that. The most creepy video I have ever seen. Just the way he was dressed and talking and everything. Woah.



The show was literally a circus. Throughout the entire thing, people are hanging from the ceiling, doing crazy stunts, and even MAGIC! It was super cool.

Britney did at least 2398072 wardrobe changes, but I'm not mad at her. In between we got to see different videos. One of some rockers singing "Sweet Dreams," and then her coming in and finishing it her way...



...And a montage of all of her videos ever, which was definitely cool. Ahh, I love her.

What I learned is that Britney is one extremely sexual being. She had men coming from the ceiling to her on top of a bed, then lifting her up in the hanky panky position, IN THE AIR! Plus, the booby tassels, and every lyric she sang added to that discovery.

Her p-word DEFINITELY hangs out during "Piece of Me." And I got a picture, sort of. No wonder she yelled it, though! It's because of they Beyonce-esque leotard she was wearing! Ugh.

Honestly, there's so much I could talk about, but I'm not. Just know that the show was awesome enough for me to say that everything was amazing, despite the fact that she didn't sing, and didn't do a WHOLE lot of dancing. She did, however, break it down numerous times, in which I definitely screamed "GET IT BRITBRIT!!!"

[Her dancers also broke it down during one wardrobe change, which may have been one of my favorite parts of the night. I wish I had that video.]

As for my favorite parts that I haven't mentioned... I loved the soldier skit/show, and when she sang "Everytime" on the umbrella. But really, I loved it all.

I can't believe that was the first time I have ever seen her. You can bet your bottom dollar that I'll never miss her show again, though. I'll also remember to budget at least $40 dollars and 30 minutes of my time to get a t-shirt, since I didn't last night. Wow.

love,
elizabethany

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