Two "big events" happened this weekend... The Kids' Choice Awards, and Perez Hilton's 31st birthday party.
It's weird... You'd think the people at the Kids' Choice Awards would be a little less worried about how they look than those who attend the most famous celebrity blogger ever. I mean, he's going to talk about how they looked, obviously.
Still, the pictures I see from KCA show people looking overall fabulously. Everyone at the birthday bash is looking... Well.. Terrible, for the most part.
Take a look for yourself:
On the ORANGE Carpet at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards:
Don't think you're a pedofile for checking some of these people out. Can I mention how hott Romeo has gotten? Woah. And Ashley Tisdale looks smokin' too!
And on the pink carpet before Perez Hilton's OMFB Party:
Ugh. Hooker O'Day is flashin' her goodies. Christina Aguilera thinks it's Halloween, Kim Kardashian seems to be hiding a belly bump, and Paris thinks she's the star of the Matrix. Aye yi yi.
Well done, kiddies! Perez, I think you need new friends. And a new stylist.