weekly hangover 080612

I'll be the first to admit- I'm so all up in the Olympics excitement that I haven't talked about much else. BUT... the Internet goes on! So here's what we missed last week:

• LIFE LESSON OF THE WEEK: Don't try to catch fish by throwing a grenade overboard!
  
   
• Read this: 15 ways 20-somethings ruin their lives.
• What a former drug dealer has to say about "Breaking Bad"
• It's now illegal to tell a man "He has no balls"... In Italy.
• It's so hot in Oklahoma, they're street lights are melting!
  
   
• You're welcome, fellow ADD cat lovers. 25 cat vids in under 25 seconds.
• HOW TO: Make bacon-infused vodka!
• PICS: On the set of some of old school movies.
• Bravo, America. Now we have deep fried MASHED POTATOES.
• Neon+Saved By the Bell?! Wet N Wild's new nail polish is GENIUS.
  
   
• Speaking of 90s shows, which 90s Nick character are you?! I got Kel. haaa.
• and 90s anthems that will get you out of any funk
• AND as much as I love EVERYTHING about the 90s, I guess some things are better left there.
  
   
• 34 people you probably didn't know were on Seinfeld
  
   
• 10 types of dancers you'll ALWAYS see at the club
• LOVE this: Mom gives son everything he's ever left in his pockets in a lamp!
• If you have any of these movies on your shelves, consider yourself undateable.
• LOVE when Annie Liebovitz does these Disney photoshoots with celebs! 
  
   
• A real life Wall-E robot!
• DANG, GURL! Kellie Pickler strips to "Salute the Military"
  
  
   

And okay, there are still a lot of Olympics we need to talk about:

• What if all sports were shot like beach volleyball?
  
   
• Gotta follow that with facts about sex at the Olympics
• Get fashion-inspiration from the Fab Five!
• Meet Ryan Wieber, Jordyn's older and legal brother... YUM.
  
   
• One dude is sending 4th place medals to athletes who just missed out
• Where are they now?: The Magnificent Seven
• LOVE: A McKayla Maroney appreciation post
• When you see it, you'll giggle.
  
   
• Divers' faces mid-flip... another reason the Olympics are freaking great.
  
   
• OLD SCHOOL FUNNY: What happens when a dude does women's gymnastics.
  
  
   

Guess I need to get on these Hangover posts more often again. THERE'S SO MUCH GOOD INTERNET. 

love,

elizabethany

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morning hangover 012411

Good morning and Happy Belly Laugh Day, Beer Can Day, and Compliment Day... So, basically, we're celebrating the beauty of the beer gut.

More beauty please, Internet!

• Virginia is looking to legalize marijuana sales in liquor stores! Uh, whaaa?!
  
• Ladies, if you wear Uggs, that means you have Chlamydia... so...
• Emily from RWDC/the Challenges started a new blog all about being fit like her! Considering her body is amazing, I say "yes please."
• 18 funny women you should be following on Twitter
  
• THE SPICE GIRLS REUNITING!? Please be right, MTV!
  
• Channing Tatum's hottest moments. Mmmmm...
  
• Prepare yourself: The 5 types of moms your boyfriend could have.
• Should a mom get arrested if she lets her 10 year old boy get a tat? What if it's sentimental?!
  
• This German trucker lady just doesn't give an eff.
• Talked about on air last night: Worst first date foods. Consensus: Don't eat on the first couple dates.
• The most stressed out cities in America. Florida is not lookin' so fun right about now.
  
• Videos of football fans crying. Poor babies. [#getoverit #tryingbeingaredskinsfan]
  
• Yikes. Reallyy unfortunate sports tats, probably resulting from a bet.
• A mom gets banned from all the clubs in town.. and rightfully so. Apparently she always looks like this:
• I'd rather have Rihanna's thong-bikini bod.
• and I still love these pictures of colorful explosions!
• But then there's this:
• The Clueless closet is now the real deal
  
  
  
• Jim Carrey's daughter auditioned for American Idol!
  
  
  
• Miley Cyrus tributes Bob Dylan and it's really good.
  
  
  
• "His schlong" was a correct answer on Family Feud......
  
  
  

And that's that for now! Still campaigning to get on Ellen's show! She showed some last night, I was not included. Hmpppphhh.

love,
elizabethany

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monday morning hangover 012311

Good morning, and happy National Pie Day!

Break me off a piece of that, Internet.

• You can buy a piece of the GUTS Aggro Crag!!! ...for $1500...
  
• Taco Bell is starting to serve breakfast! Those Cinnabon bites will be the death of me
  
• Funny read: A pre-apology for bad sex.
• The G-spot doesn't exist?! BUT WHYYYY?!
• God's favorite athletes
• Dude shot 3 inch nail into his brain and had no idea
• and another dude is blaming his crime on a ghost.... right...
• 6 least impressive ways people ever got rich
  
• 2gether is getting back together! A-whaaaa!?
• 25 things to do before you turn 25
  
• Can I get paid to get drunk?! Well, I guess I kinda do sometimes...
• Giselle and Tom Brady's new $20 million home is beyond amazing.
  
• 12 things happy people do differently
• Facebook could definitely be the reason you're single..
  
• Some things are getting yarn bombed in NYC!
• Check out the FBed.
• The most unforgivable Facebook statuses
• More amazing Super Bowl foods... even though I'm boycotting the game.
• The LL Bean boot car is a real thing
• Here are some cute animals for you this morning
• but I'm sorry to ruin that with the terrifying Beavis and Butthead IRL
• Random hilarity with a dope zebra
  
  
  
• This guy's 3 minute paintings are incredible!
  
  
  
• LOL, don't watch this at work... "Orgasms in movies"
  
  
  

And fingers crossed we see this video of mine on Ellen this week! Wahhh, I so hope it happens. Thanks to everyone who has helped share it! Don't stop! ;)


And that's all for now!

love,
elizabethany

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morning hangover 011912

Good morning and Happy Get to Know Your Customers Day! I plan on asking a lot of questions about YOU on Twitter and my show today, so answer them! [I know, I know... you're not a customer... but you're the closest I got to one.]

Let's get to know the Internet, shall we?

• 11 famous movie lines that are commonly misquoted
• Taking the Apple store vid to a whole new level.. by going topless.
  
• And ladies- here's pics of Travis Barker's man muscle. AKA penis.
  
• How to break into and out of almost anything. SCORE.
• and the best places to have a quickie
• Valentine's Day gifts that are different and under $50
  
• Americans are now more willing to try weird foods. What would you try?
  
• 14 celebs who are at least 90 and still kickin it
• 18 things women and men don't understand about females
• How to really tell if they're interested in you without asking.
  
• The largest brewing company is... Yuengling?!
• Man had to burn money to stay alive in the snow
  
• What American Idol alums are doing now
• but THESE are the auditions you'll always remember, and where they are now.
• Dude married his dead girlfriend.
• and a couple tried to blow up a car with flaming... tampons?!
  
• What the efffff. 12 cheerleaders from the same school suddenly developed Tourettes.
• Someone got a 9 foot tall Harry Potter cat house. That's what we call obsessed.
  
• MTV doin' good for the peeps by offering scholarships on their new Facebook app
  
• Hott damn. Imagine having THIS as your bar tab...
• and hott damn, RIHANNA!
• This would be Jessica Simpson in a penis mask
• HAHA
• Wow. Teacher gave assignment of acting like a slave. She was fired.
  
  
  
• The EYES!
  
  
  
• I know, I know... the fad is over.. but like... Sh!t DC Says.
  
  
  

And that's that for now! I'm going out to shoot a video for Ellen's Dance Dare, and will need your help with spreading that like wildfire! Have I mentioned that I appreciate ya?!

love,
elizabethany

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hump day hangover 011812

Good morning and a very happy Birthday to my mama! Even though I tell her to stay far away from this here blog, maybe she'll actually see this.

Now, let's celebrate with an Internet party!

• YES. All the words Ben Franklin used to describe drunk people. My vocab just got so much bigger.
• If you wanna do me a favor and click like on my 90s TV shows video on Buzzfeed, maybe it'll help me spread it more. I'd love you forever if you shared it....
  
• Louisiana looking to ban pajamas in public. BTW it IS 2012.
• Ohhh snap. Burger King is trying out delivery services in DC
• Scary, but good idea- an app that gives you incentives to go to the gym
  
• Portraits of historic people and paintings as hipsters
• The most un-intimidating mascots ever.
  
• 7 "baffling facts" about women's clothing
  
• The 50 most powerful people in DC
• Don't let your girl get to close to your friends... it'll make your sex life suffer
  
• Facebook ads reveal users' sexual preferences
  
• The 6 lies salespeople tell you all the time
  
• How to feel younger every day
• OMGGGG LIFE IS OVER. Billy Ray NEVER did the Achy Breaky Heart dance.
• Jay Z definitely not having a bitch of a problem.. he's vowed to never say the word again
• In case you haven't seen any recent Pokemon, I'd say they're running out of good ideas.
  
• 32 pictures that will make you say AWWWW
• Michelle Williams in her undies for GQ
• Really cool: Pictures of skylines through windows and people's silhouettes.
• Awesome.
• You saw Steve Carell's luscious hair the other day... Jim Carrey also has it in the same movie.
• Hoodlum kid in VA stabs three people... over a juicebox.
  
  
  
• Dude plays prank on his mom that he got a girl preggers.. and she flips the f#@$ out!
  
  
  
• Over a minute of Brad Pitt eating out in movies.. cuz I mean.. why not?!
  
  
  
• This Slutty Cat lookalike is WALTZING UP THE STAIRS.
  
  
  

love,
elizabethany

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morning hangover 011712

Good morning, beautiful! I hope you were lucky enough to have a three day weekend, but now let's get back into the Internet, shall we?!

• Argument SOLVED. Women ARE better drivers than men! HA.
• LOVE: All your favorite shows, and the stars' and writers' Twitter feeds to follow
  
• Terrifying things you'll learn in this month's Cosmo
• Ryan Gosling's complete discography. And lemme tell ya, he has a lot more than you probably think.
  
• Beyonce has a fly species named after her now. Real life.
• 10 TV shows that outstayed their welcome
• Woman stands outside McDonalds and offers sexual favors for McNuggets.
  
• Dude just HAD to have morning sex in the car... and ended up getting arrested for it.
  
• The most rage inducing grammatical errors... with cats.
• What the Ladies Home Journal thought life would be like in 2011.
  
• I don't think Facebook's new headquarters impress me as much as I thought it would..
• 5 reasons you should work for Kanye's new company, DONDA
  
• CareerBuilder's most outrageous excuses for being late
• Extreme recipes you'll want at your Super Bowl party... like maple-chili-beer wings.
  
• 8 single types to run away from.... fast.
  
• High five! Americans drank more wine last year than anyone else!
• And these are the people bringing the entire American population down. They disgust me.
  
• Scientists have discovered we have 6 tastebuds, not 5.
• Ohhh, snap Rih-Rih!
• 21 pieces of furniture that shouldn't exist
• Now there are Tebowing pretzels.
• Nothing but cat gifs. You're welcome.
• The Community board game. YES.
• 3 closed bottles of beer chugged with no hands in 37 seconds. He's my new hero.
  
  
  
• Newspeople are terrrrrified of spiders! And they get a large visitor after the 1:10 mark.
  
  
  

Tis all for now! Talk soon, kk?

love,
elizabethany

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friday the 13th hangover 011312

Wahhh, it's Friday the 13th!! You'll find me in hibernation for the rest of the day.

Why not have some Internet things to look at while in hibernation?

• This girl lost her virginity twice... because she has TWO vaginas!
  
• Another great list of memories from the 90s
• Texas and Virginia both represented in "states with the dirtiest sounding towns." Hilarious! I wanna live in Onancock, VA.
  
• Male celeb stars that have fake hair and you probably didn't know
• Neat: The drawings that marked the beginning of creating "Up."
• I think I need these temporary boob tats for Mardi Gras
• Sure, it totally makes sense for the government to give alcoholics free booze...........
  
• Dale City, VA- the worst commute in the US.
  
• Homeboy put a picture of his bike on eBay, without knowing his girlfriend was mooning the camera.
• Target is launching specialty boutiques in-store!
• and bald Barbie, coming to a store near you?
  
• How women want to be proposed to. [Future husband- don't do it at dinner.]
  
• Mercedes is putting Facebook into all of their new cars
• Common myths of bisexuality
• Couples that spank each other are closer to each other
  
• Why he wants to jizz on your face. AhhhHHAHHH$#@(*&$@
• AT LEAST stop doing these really annoying habits if you wanna even consider that.
  
• NFL has really gone gaga for Tebow. In fact, they even morphed his face with tons of celebs to see what his kids would look like.
• Should "hip hop terms" be in crossword puzzles?
  
• Also EW: Girl gets Kanye's name tattooed on her butt. Too nasty for putting on here.
• 26 really strange Google Image search results
• Insane shoes that will make your feet hurt
• Where all the trees are in America
• Woah, Steve.
• These cans are coming to the US... will it make guys stop drinking them?
• What in the hell. THERE IS NO FIGHTING ON THE GO KART TRACK!
  
  
  
• The Golden Voice man is doing just fine these days
  
  
  

That's all for now, but check back at the homepage! I've been on my grind again this week, and I think you're going to like what I'm bringing to you this afternoon!

love,
elizabethany

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