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My name is elizabethany and I'm here to get you through the final workday of the week... with the help of the Internet.

• 51 backyard DIYs that we all need to do/have. 
  
• Girl cleaned her man's room and found a bit of a penis obsession. I'd be so bothered. 
• Kinda related: 10 guys every girl should date before getting married... even though it'll suck. 
• Words that have a different meaning when you turn 30. 30 has never seemed so terrible.
• A look at what we were wearing in the 90s summers proves that the 90s are in fact back.
• Happy Capital Pride Weekend! Look back at the first Pride festivals ever!
  
• 16 things you probably didn't know about shopping at Target and obviously need to
• This guy won life when texting his cheater ex with a bunch of memes.
• I'm into it: Sex tips you'll only hear from a porn star
• GENIUS: Bathroom tricks everyone needs to know.
  
• I am every single one of these drunk alter egos throughout the month.
• Weird drinks from around the world. Example: Penis wine.
• Sometimes shadows are doing more than what's really happening.
  
• Can we talk about how FANCY the TI calculators are now?! Talk about feeling outdated..
• This cover of "Pony" is SO good... adding it to my Birthday playlist. 
• Things about love that we should learn from "the other woman"
• You could use an Iron Gym to work out... or to work your tolerance. I'd choose the latter. It looks cooler. 

TTFN, ta ta for now!

love,
elizabethany

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You should know that it's exactly one month until my birthday. Write it down, get me a gift, and plan on a rager that weekend.

K.. now... Waddup Internet?!

• A great gift idea would be any of these drinking gadgets. Duh.
• One hit wonders of the 2000s that are guaranteed to make you happy
• We're all terrible people and these thoughts are proof.
• Time to go to NYC and visit this hot tub cinema because yes.
• Things people born in the late 80s are currently experiencing. 
• If your food spoke the truth
  
• More stock photos that there's no way anyone will ever use. 
  
• There's something about abandoned places that is really interesting to look at. 
  
• A girlband tries to sing while have an orgasm. It's awkward and hott at the same time.
• Then there's this... 
  
• And this weekend... no matter what, make fast decisions and have as much fun as this fella. 

Have a fab one!

love,
elizabethany

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Woof, it's been one of those weeks that felt like I was stuck in a white water rapid without a float and no one around... but luckily it seems as though there's a branch in sight for me to grab and get to the weekend!

Okay...that was one of the most ridiculous analogies to ever come out of my mouth... but I'm not sorry.

Let's just have some Internet.

• 30 beautiful photos of DC that'll make you wanna move here [or fall in love with it all over again].
• Insane sex myths that are actually true... like you can end up literally STUCK TOGETHER. 
• Because this stuff really gets me- the most heartbreaking things 24 people found on someone's computer after they passed.
• The most ridiculous fried foods you can find at state fairs this year
• 5 new record-breaking roller coasters/rides to find in the U S of A this summer
• Song lyrics that are used often, but never said in real life. [So if I DO use some of these in real life... what does that say about me?]
• 10 types of sex dreams and what they say about your life happenings
• These are the drunk purchases people should not regret, but I MOSTLY like the gallery at the bottom of weird things people have come home to.
  
• DUDES: [Most of] these are sexier things you could send a picture of than your dick.
• Uh oh... what your most popular Pinterest board says about you.
• This artist puts pictures on eyelids and it always amazes me. 
• Rough day? Watch this over and over again. You'll feel better. 
• Also... animals on trampolines.. because.. you're welcome.
  

And of course, even when I'm not posting on here, there's plenty to look at on my HOT blog. 

love,
elizabethany

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It's been a few weeks since I've been able to catch you up on the best of the rest, so these might be a little older than just this week... but you won't complain because I said so. And cuz they're awesome, duh.

• Important for a Friday: Facts about Fireball you didn't know.
• What it's actually like inside a single girl's mind.
• 50 best qualities every modern girl should have. I have a lot of "growing" to do.
• LOOK AT THIS AWESOME COW SQUIRREL
• Sad Desk Lunch is the Tumblr of my every day life.
• Lots of people suffer from chronic/resting bitch face. These are the problems those people face.
• An excuse to shop: 13 items every girl should have in her underwear drawer
• 29 things that will make you grin like an idiot no matter how bad your day is
• 101 things you cared about 10 years ago but don't anymore. [Well... some I still care about...]
• The best kept secrets about flying, according to flight attendants and pilots.
• Fun reading: People sharing their awkward teen sex stories.

AND FINALLY!!! A premiere date for Girl Meets World and a more in-depth look at the show! 

As always, the really good stuff is found on my HOT blog! 

love,

elizabethany

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For those paying attention, I'm terribly sorry about the lack of posts this week. All I can say about that is... TGIF. Can someone get me a drink?

And maybe a little fun on the Internet.

• Smells that 90s lovin' chics will never forever. Never. ever. 
• 21 things to look for in the person you marry [because perfection is real, duh]
• These are sex toys for dudes.. and they're all way too weird for me to handle.
• Called out: What 20-somethings say vs. what they actually mean
• Reasons we are really very sorry about 2004. 
  
• Women who [should have] immediately regretted their tattoo decision.
  
• A scale: How drunk you are based on the dance move you're doing. 
  
  
• Here are 23 things that look like penises [but they're not, so it's SFW.]
  
• And I have no idea where this came from but I'd like to figure it out because like.. HOW PINTEREST-PERFECT IS THIS RING?! 
  
• This is a cement truck tipping over and crashing into a car with dash cam.. in my old home of College Station.
  
• This is one hell of a "Save The Date." They may have tried too hard.. to make everyone like me jealous.
   
• There's gonna be a movie about bloggers... and it seems very unrealistically beautiful and terrible.
  

Now please forgive me for this week... and for that tat pic up there.

love,
elizabethany

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I've realized that most of the links I don't get to post throughout the week have something to do with sex or the 90s... so it's a healthy dose of being an adult and remembering your past. You're welcome.

Let's get to it, Internet.

• Example: Weird sex traditions from around the world
• Also.. this "keep track of all your sex" app is the most genius thing ever
• Always interesting and a little heartbreaking: Reality show writer shares stories and secrets from the process
• Things from the 90s that definitely messed us up for life
• It's a bit warmer in DC today.. so romantic things to do this season that are free
• These are metaphors only Milennials/lovers of the 90s & 00s will understand.
• Today we find out what each city is masturbating to... and I look extremely confused.
• CRAY-ZEE. Facts about classic Disney movies you should know
• Things no one should ever do at a wedding.
• A very important and really hard quiz to answer: Which Full House character are you?
• JUST LOOK at this adorable mama liger and her baby play!
  
• How identically perfect is their baby?!
  
• This is Cee-lo Green. Fo reals.
  

BTW Sunday is National Honesty Day. I'm going to take it to a whole new level of blunt. Join me?

love,

elizabethany

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I don't think I've ever been more excited to make it to Friday... as long as I get through today without getting narcoleptic in public, I'll be good to go!

Even though there are a ton of news posts on my HOT blog, here's some more stuff you should check out.

• A beautiful last goodbye with a former zoo worker and the giraffes. 
  
• Okay now let's laugh at the best Florida mugshots of all time.
• Today we learn about dildos. 
• And YUP: Reasons you're not getting that BJ you want
• Ya know what... let's go with some more fun sex facts. Learn about the "whipple tickle"
• 17 things a guy marrying your BFF needs to know. Print it out and hand it to him.
• Also... things only platonic BFFs understand... except that I learned it's all just a lie on the show last night and I'm STILL pissed.
• So many props to the dudes who pulled this prank on their roommates. 
  
• Let's counter that gigantic dick with babies and dogs... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CUTE. 
  
• Let's blow ya mind with THESE facts: 
• HOLY $#!T SNAKE IN A CAB PRANK. 
• And then there's this guy who gets blown of a bike, hit by a truck, and lands on a flying mattress. Not joking.
   

And that's that! I hope you have a fab weekend and if you're in DC- hope to see you at Shamrockfest! [but don't judge me for any actions you may or may not see me doing.]

love,
elizabethany

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If only you could see me walking right now. I look like I've been beaten up then had the best sex of my life. I guess getting back in the gym will do that to ya, but I'll obviously have to take the day off.

Anyway, I shall now focus on bringing you the greatness of the Internet.

• You need to watch these old TV promos from the 90s/00s and be so happy.
• Related important lesson of the day: What your favorite 00s song says about you.
• These are jobs that you've never thought of pursuing, but you should because they pay well.
• This is blunt and it's true: 9 texts females send and what they actually mean
• 9 weirdest theme parks around the world
• Things only second semester seniors know about
• Some WVU frats went at it on the hill and it's hilarious [and makes me wish I still lived on that hill to have a front row seat to the action]
• Cosmo actually got something right: 10 things women should know/do by 25
• New items added to the bucket list: These bars in the middle of oceans
  
• PRANK OF THE WEEK: Dude wears yoga pants as other bros freak their freak
  
• These old men dancing at a basketball game win at life.
  
• So this is basically how dudes react to articles in Cosmo, right?
  

And I also discovered one of the best captions ever: 

And since this is so terrifying: 

I give you this: 

Have a beautiful weekend, hopefully filled with early St. Patty's Day celebrations!

love,
elizabethany

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I don't have nearly as much as I'd like this week thanks to being hella sick, but I always have something to share!

 Let's do it, Internet.

• 17 things you didn't know about condoms... mostly that America needs to adopt the condom-bulance idea.
• If it's your last semester of college, you need to try these atypical bucket list items.
• Funny: What terrible things did YOU do to your Barbies?
• If you were a teen in 00s, you had every single one of these accessories.
  
• 17 kids who are partying harder than your old ass. 
                                         
                             
• Lea Michele's new single is about Cory [duh] and heartbreaking but good.

I can't even handle the cuteness of ANY of these this week! [Click the pic for more]

And this weekend... think outside of the box... get crazy... do something...different.

And for the love of our sanity, pray this winter storm goes straight to Canada, and we don't see snow until 2015... March is for colorful things.. like Mardi Gras beads.

love,

elizabethany

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Happy Valentine's Day!! I hope you get spoiled today... even if it's you or a stranger doing the spoiling!

These are things I've been lovin' on the Internet.

• Even if you hate today [which is stupid], these pictures of kids reading to shelter kitties will warm your heart,
• Or fine.. here are the worst things about couples.
• Also.. WHY DO THESE SEX GIFTS EXIST
• PERFECT: 16 things that go through an Internet commenter's mind.
• I'm liking these slang terms we should start using.
• The one thing in the world I want most- this liquor library.
• I do NOT want to try any of these sex positions inspired by the Olympics. [Okay.. maybe a couple]
• I had SO MANY of these Valentines from the 90s. 
  
• The fashions we wanted most in the winter of 1996. Yikes. 
  
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• Everything you know about penises is wrong... or you just didn't know this.
  
• Just a squirrel trying to hide his nut in a dog... while the dog is all "you're weird, bro."
• I WANT A PENGUIN TO CHASE ME AROUND!

Can we also talk about how AWESOME this wedding pic is from NYC? 

And two things of pure truth: 

Also... I'm bringing back What Ya Wearin' for Valentine's Day! Post pics of outfits/nails with #WYWVD and I'll post it on Monday!

love,

elizabethany

PS I love you, and I mean it.

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I feel like calling it just the Hangover now is weird... because sometimes they're not from the current week. And I'm going to start adding in some things on Pinterest that I've become obsessed with in the past week and AH! I'm so indecisive these days. It's a problem. Why am I rambling?! WTF was I even saying?

Just give it to 'em, Internet.

• GOOD READ OF THE WEEK: 11 rules to live by to get what you want in life.
• And the must watch: Former football player reflects on his "Brokeback Romance" with teammate
• These brothers recreating their baby pics makes me want to marry them because they're obviously hilarious. 
  
• Disturbing sight: Brony plugs literally insert a My Little Pony tail into you.
  
• And THE TRUTH: The 18 people you will date in your life.
  
• DUH MOMENT: Reasons women live longer than men
  
• RELATED: Animals that have just made a huge mistake. 
  
• What you want in your life: Gladys the Gorilla on her 1st birthday.
  

And some Pinterest treasures: 

And as always, I was a blogging machine with all the share-worthy things on my HOT blog! 

[My #1 recommendation is the Full House reunion on Jimmy Fallon, in case you somehow missed that.]

love,

elizabethany

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