friday morning hangover 030714

If only you could see me walking right now. I look like I've been beaten up then had the best sex of my life. I guess getting back in the gym will do that to ya, but I'll obviously have to take the day off.

Anyway, I shall now focus on bringing you the greatness of the Internet.

• You need to watch these old TV promos from the 90s/00s and be so happy.
• Related important lesson of the day: What your favorite 00s song says about you.
• These are jobs that you've never thought of pursuing, but you should because they pay well.
• This is blunt and it's true: 9 texts females send and what they actually mean
• 9 weirdest theme parks around the world
• Things only second semester seniors know about
• Some WVU frats went at it on the hill and it's hilarious [and makes me wish I still lived on that hill to have a front row seat to the action]
• Cosmo actually got something right: 10 things women should know/do by 25
• New items added to the bucket list: These bars in the middle of oceans
  
• PRANK OF THE WEEK: Dude wears yoga pants as other bros freak their freak
  
• These old men dancing at a basketball game win at life.
  
• So this is basically how dudes react to articles in Cosmo, right?
  

And I also discovered one of the best captions ever: 

And since this is so terrifying: 

I give you this: 

Have a beautiful weekend, hopefully filled with early St. Patty's Day celebrations!

love,
elizabethany

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