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I don't think I've ever been more excited to make it to Friday... as long as I get through today without getting narcoleptic in public, I'll be good to go!

Even though there are a ton of news posts on my HOT blog, here's some more stuff you should check out.

• A beautiful last goodbye with a former zoo worker and the giraffes. 
  
• Okay now let's laugh at the best Florida mugshots of all time.
• Today we learn about dildos. 
• And YUP: Reasons you're not getting that BJ you want
• Ya know what... let's go with some more fun sex facts. Learn about the "whipple tickle"
• 17 things a guy marrying your BFF needs to know. Print it out and hand it to him.
• Also... things only platonic BFFs understand... except that I learned it's all just a lie on the show last night and I'm STILL pissed.
• So many props to the dudes who pulled this prank on their roommates. 
  
• Let's counter that gigantic dick with babies and dogs... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CUTE. 
  
• Let's blow ya mind with THESE facts: 
• HOLY $#!T SNAKE IN A CAB PRANK. 
• And then there's this guy who gets blown of a bike, hit by a truck, and lands on a flying mattress. Not joking.
   

And that's that! I hope you have a fab weekend and if you're in DC- hope to see you at Shamrockfest! [but don't judge me for any actions you may or may not see me doing.]

love,
elizabethany

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