Now, let's celebrate with an Internet party!
- YES. All the words Ben Franklin used to describe drunk people. My vocab just got so much bigger.
- If you wanna do me a favor and click like on my 90s TV shows video on Buzzfeed, maybe it'll help me spread it more. I'd love you forever if you shared it....
- Louisiana looking to ban pajamas in public. BTW it IS 2012.
- Ohhh snap. Burger King is trying out delivery services in DC
- Scary, but good idea- an app that gives you incentives to go to the gym
- Portraits of historic people and paintings as hipsters
- The most un-intimidating mascots ever.
- 7 "baffling facts" about women's clothing
- The 50 most powerful people in DC
- Don't let your girl get to close to your friends... it'll make your sex life suffer
- Facebook ads reveal users' sexual preferences
- The 6 lies salespeople tell you all the time
- How to feel younger every day
- OMGGGG LIFE IS OVER. Billy Ray NEVER did the Achy Breaky Heart dance.
- Jay Z definitely not having a bitch of a problem.. he's vowed to never say the word again
- In case you haven't seen any recent Pokemon, I'd say they're running out of good ideas.
- 32 pictures that will make you say AWWWW
- Michelle Williams in her undies for GQ
- Really cool: Pictures of skylines through windows and people's silhouettes.
- You saw Steve Carell's luscious hair the other day... Jim Carrey also has it in the same movie.
- Hoodlum kid in VA stabs three people... over a juicebox.
- Dude plays prank on his mom that he got a girl preggers.. and she flips the f#@$ out!
- Over a minute of Brad Pitt eating out in movies.. cuz I mean.. why not?!
- This Slutty Cat lookalike is WALTZING UP THE STAIRS.