What holds your knockers in place, you ask? Oh. Just a "waterproof" adhesive on the inside, duh!
I have a sticky bra that is totally the same thing as these, but I don't know that I'd trust it to stay on in water... but I mean, look at the plus sides of this thing:
- No one will know how tan or not tan you really are.
- You'll be showing an epic amount of side-boob.
- Fake boobs will be easy to spot- They'll be the only ones truly perky in this thing.
- It's kind of like putting on a magic show.
BUT! BONUS! Hey sugar daddies- If you spend your money on this, I'll wear it, and you'll obviously benefit from it.
OKAY DEAL!
/sarcasm. For now.
love,
elizabethany
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I wonder how good that waterproof adhesive is and what it costs? Would it be good for realistic breast forms if I wanted to wear some over my man boobs? If so, that might help me avoid the extra embarrassment of having my boobies in the wrong place if I go out in partial drag.
I'm getting married in 3 months and purchased 4 different bras. I am a B cup, but they hang low, they wobble to and fro. So I wanted something that would defy gravity without forcing me to wear a corsette. I can't stress to you how seriously I love this bra. Bali 3235
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