What holds your knockers in place, you ask? Oh. Just a "waterproof" adhesive on the inside, duh!
I have a sticky bra that is totally the same thing as these, but I don't know that I'd trust it to stay on in water... but I mean, look at the plus sides of this thing:
- No one will know how tan or not tan you really are.
- You'll be showing an epic amount of side-boob.
- Fake boobs will be easy to spot- They'll be the only ones truly perky in this thing.
- It's kind of like putting on a magic show.
BUT! BONUS! Hey sugar daddies- If you spend your money on this, I'll wear it, and you'll obviously benefit from it.
/sarcasm. For now.