Thursday, July 28, 2011

nifty: the perfect tan bikini

Well, ladies, the bikini gods have finally heard us talking about our tanlines and have come up with the perfect solution: A bikini without straps. None. Zero. Zilch.

What holds your knockers in place, you ask? Oh. Just a "waterproof" adhesive on the inside, duh!

I have a sticky bra that is totally the same thing as these, but I don't know that I'd trust it to stay on in water... but I mean, look at the plus sides of this thing:
  1. No one will know how tan or not tan you really are.
  2. You'll be showing an epic amount of side-boob.
  3. Fake boobs will be easy to spot- They'll be the only ones truly perky in this thing.
  4. It's kind of like putting on a magic show.
I mean really... the only downside is the price for me- A whopping $75. I'm a poor girl with a budget.

BUT! BONUS! Hey sugar daddies- If you spend your money on this, I'll wear it, and you'll obviously benefit from it.


/sarcasm. For now.



Panty Buns said...

I wonder how good that waterproof adhesive is and what it costs? Would it be good for realistic breast forms if I wanted to wear some over my man boobs? If so, that might help me avoid the extra embarrassment of having my boobies in the wrong place if I go out in partial drag.

Cathy Anderson said...

I'm getting married in 3 months and purchased 4 different bras. I am a B cup, but they hang low, they wobble to and fro. So I wanted something that would defy gravity without forcing me to wear a corsette. I can't stress to you how seriously I love this bra. Bali 3235