Friday, July 31, 2009

not nifty: lifelike urn

I'm going to apologize right now for being a little disturbing with some posts in the mornings, but some things are so ridiculous they must be shared.

I can't even call this thing nifty, because it's just plain creepy and not okay.


This is an urn. Ya know, the thing you put someone's ashes in after they are cremated? The thing that already creepily sits on your mantle.

Well, it just got way more creepy. Now you can get them to look exactly like the head of the person inside of them.

No. Way. In. Hell.

What the H man!!! Why would someone ever want this?! I understand trying to remember them or whatever... But can you imagine the haunting that would go on if you had to stare at the deceased person's head/face/whatever on a regular basis?! You would never get over it.

I can't even imagine the things that my imagination would make me see in the dark with this thing around. OMG. I'm freaking out just thinking about it.

Whoever created this is a sick minded person and I'm mad about it.
But, if you want to be psycho too... It'll cost you $2,600. No sugar daddy needed for this one.

love,
elizabethany

watch eTV: finding the rwdc cast episode 7

The time has come!! Episode 7 is shot, edited, and ready to be viewed!

It was Halo's 5th Anniversary and JD from Real World: Brooklyn was going to be there... It only made sense that we go and scope out the scene for the DC roommates, right?!



What. A. Night. Ahhh :)

Thanks for watching!

love,
elizabethany

PS: I have decided to make some sort of Companion Application, so be on the lookout for that in the next week or so! :)

Thursday, July 30, 2009

nifty: toy story legos

So apparently Disney and LEGO have some sort of partnership, so you can expect a lot of exciting and sweet LEGOs in the future!

The first group of LEGOs that I'm pumped about are these Toy Story guys! [Probably a huge promotion for the new installment for the series of movies and I'm totally okay with it!]



Seriously... How awesome?!? Not that I play with LEGOs or ever have, but I want the little alien guy!

I wonder how big they are...? Normal size of LEGO people? They're very detailed for such little people!

love,
elizabethany

watch: david blaine makes you say what the f

It's been a while since I've heard anything about David Blaine. I haven't even heard the name since last summer when the hanging upside down fiasco was going on.

Anyways, that's beside the point. People over at College Humor have a video parody of the magician and it's pretty funny.



For me, the best part about it all is all the "what the EYFF"s going on. I say and hear that so much and it's funny every time, including in this video.

Just a random video of the day... That's all!

love,
elizabethany

i spy: craziness

I started this a couple months ago, and I always have the intention of adding a bunch of random things to it, but I haven't.

Then this happened on Facebook a couple of minutes ago, and I found it absolutely necessary to post it.

I spy someone getting called out by their girlfriend!:



Two word: OH SNAP!!! She even posted these pictures to his profile:



This girl got her now ex-boyfriend GOOD! That's how ya do it, ladies! Bahaha.


I spy a homegirl who needs to be on "What Not To Wear":



YIKES! She also needs some buttcrack deodorant, and a new place to dance! A pole is probably necessary, and maybe a street corner.


I spy the coolest dog I have ever seen:



I forget what the lady said it was, but he was just walking around with no leash and totally okay! I want to say he's a terrier or something, but the giant kind. Who knows. All I know is, I was fascinated by him.


Watch out, people. I may spy you! ;)

love,
elizabethany

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

watch: what a kiss looks like on the inside

I love videos that are somehow produced by Asians. I have no idea what they are saying but that's probably what makes them even better.

Check out this anime cartoon and her first kiss. If you never knew what it looks like on the inside, this video will show you.



What in the h?!?! Oh my. The imaginations of these people are absolutely incredible. I love it. Minus the random monster taking her head off.

love,
elizabethany

another reality show star coming to the dmv

By now you've probably heard the news: Kate Gosselin bought a nice little condo in Rockville, MD. [Just 5-10 minutes from my current location, someone tells me.]

I may not be the first to tell you this, but I'm going to put in my 2 cents.

First of all... Here are some pictures of her new bachelorette pad in Rockville Town Square. [Sample pictures from their website.]






Yeah, no wonder they picked this place. [I mean.. no wonder she did......] It looks freakin' beautiful and totally roomy! Plus, it's right next to her supposed security guard lover.

Funny how people who have a show about struggling with 8 kids can afford to have a brand new mansion in PA, apartment in NY, AND bangin' condo in Rockville.

Hope you're enjoying this 15 minutes, people. Try and save some money while you're doin' it.

love,
elizabethany

PS: No, I will not be stalking this woman. She's crazy, a huge B, and has pretty awesome kids. If I see her, great. I'll throw her a high five. If not, totally cool. I don't stalk people, I just try and get to know them. This woman is someone I don't want to know.

pro-real world vs. anti-real world

Not sure if you guys knew this, but there's actually a blog against the Real World being in DC! [Anti-Real World] It's a pretty good blog, and they have a lot of info about what's going on because they live right across the street. [Part of me definitely believes they secretly love it but are being different... But you tell me.]

Anyways... The Washingtonian had the fabulous idea of pitting us against each other for their "Blogger Beat."


They asked us the same questions and it came out exactly how I expected it to. he was a little more intelligent and thought out with his answers, as well as more knowledgable about the city.

I was... Well... I was me. I heart RWDC, I know little about the city, and I'm not someone who tries to sound intelligent. I just type whatever goes on in my head.

That being said, check it out... Right now!

love,
elizabethany

watch: woman eats her child

If that isn't the most disturbing title I have ever posted on this blog, I'd like to know what else I have come up with. Yikes.

Here's a news story that doesn't need any type of introduction:



... But it definitely needs a follow up.

I understand people go crazy and it's all a chemical imbalance in their head or something.. But to cut off your own baby's head and eat their brains.... What in the H!!!! She MUST have been on drugs, too!

Crack is WACK people! Stay away from it and babies!

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

tunes on tuesday 072809

It's that time again, folks! Time to update the iPod with my help! It's Tunes on Tuesday!



Rich Girl ft. Chris Brown--> Smile and Wave



Eh.. Kind of a boring song... I need Chris to come out with a banger right now.


Vita--> Like Boom



This chic's voice is really annoying to me. I was over her before I got through the whole chorus. Apparently this song is going to be huge, though. Oh boy.


Kelly Clarkson--> Already Gone



This song is causing a lot of drama. Does the background sound familiar? Maybe something like Beyonce's "Halo"?? Apparently homeboy who wrote it gave it to both artists. Shame on you. Not a terrible song, but not very Kelly, is it?


Push Play--> Midnight Romeo



Hmmm... Something about this song makes me like it, but there's also something I don't like. I can't name either of the things, though. It gets a C+


David Guetta ft. Akon--> Sexy Bitch



Is it bad that I kinda like this song?! It's funny to me. Plus.. Akon= great.


Kristinia DeBarge--> Sabotage



I heart her. I'm rooting for her. She may be my number 2 to BritBrit soon because Rihanna lost that spot.


Blake Lewis--> Sad Song



Man... I think he could have done so much better post-Idol. I don't know why he didn't. Unfortunately I don't think I'm rooting for this song, but I am still rooting for him. C'monnn BLAKE!


Britney Spears--> Kill the Lights



This isn't the new single, it's just the contest winner for something she did on her page. [I love the song, but I'm uber glad this isn't a real music video for a single. It would not be a good look.]


Kaci Battaglia--> Crazy Possessive



This is also supposed to be a huge song. It's okay. I think I need to give it a couple more listens and then I'll love it. Yeah. I will.


Alan Jackson--> I Still Like Bologna



I love the point behind this song, but this is so.. Kindergarten or something. It sounds like a kid's song.


Dierks Bentley--> I Wanna Make You Close Your Eyes



Look at Dierks gettin' all hott and steamy!!! Oooh la laaa!!!!


Anthony Smith--> Bringing Back the Sunshine

A summer song a little bit too late, but I can dig it!


Okay, that is the end! Enjoy, my friends!

love,
elizabethany

the most outrageous star wars decor ever

I know nothing about Star Wars, nor do I care too much for them. I do care about cool things and people being really spirited and loving something, though. I think it's neat.

That being said, this out of control, absolutely ridiculous bed someone made for his son, is freakin' awesome!



The video is a little drawn out, and I didn't really know what I was looking at until I saw pictures of this so-called "AT-AT" machine thing... But once I looked at it, I realized just how epic this bed must be for the Star Wars wannabe.

Any Star Wars fanatics out there? What do you think? Are you jealous?!

love,
elizabethany

kanye west is absolutely ridiculous

I don't think I've ever really wanted to spit on someone unless they dared me and didn't think I would do it, but I want to spit on Kanye.

He absolutely disgusts me. I hate everything that comes out of his mouth... And yes, that includes his music.

Homeboy decided it would be a good idea to name him the new King of Pop, just one month after MJ died.
You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It’s so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to take that on. There’s nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael’s crown and become the new King. First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century its Kanye’s time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there’s nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop.
Get out, dude! Seriously... Leave the country and the world. You are NOTHING compared to Michael Jackson.

Can you dance? Can you sing? Can you be a decent human being that cares for something other than himself? No, no and no.

Besides the fact that Justin Timberlake is the reigning Prince of Pop, and Chris Brown is the Prince of R&B or something, isn't he?! They get first dibs on the crown if it were to ever be up for grabs, HOWEVER, it won't be... Ever.

Ugh. I'm mad. If I were outside I would spit right now.

love,
elizabethany

watch: alice in wonderland trailer

Oh snap! The trailer for the new Disney movie directed by Tim Burton is out!!

If you haven't heard, they're redoing "Alice in Wonderland." It looks like it's going to be on the same creepy level that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is.



I'm not going to lie, though... I'm pretty amped to see it! I just hope they don't make it too scary because then it'll take away from the preciousness it always was.

It's definitely going to be a movie for druggies though, eh?! I bet yes.

March 5, 2010... Calendar marked.

love,
elizabethany

what's goin on with madonna?!

Have you guys seen Madonna lately?!

For those of you who haven't, and those of you who haven't seen this picture, you need to look at it right now.


Ummm... Madonna... Girlfriend... This is GROSS!!

She's gotta be on some serious drugs or not eating or maybe a combination of both. Her veins are nasty and she's just way too skinny. Nastynastynasty.

In the news: Apparently erotic voicemails and love letters that she gave to an ex are now being auctioned off online. They're expected to go for $40,000!!

I don't even have anything to say in reaction to that. I can't stop staring at that terrible picture. Someone help this woman before we lose another icon.

love,
elizabethany

morons on monday 072709

So it's technically Tuesday, but whatever! Just pretend!

I have a rack of stories of people being really, really smart so it's POP QUIZ time! Are you as smart as them??

1. If you're 11 years old and out riding your skateboard around, what should you be worrying about?
A) Not having your helmet and pads.
B) Falling off and getting hurt.
C) Breaking your skateboard.
D) Bullies
E) Bullies with guns who want to rob you.

If you thought something simple like regular bullies or getting hurt is normal for an 11 year old to worry about, you're wrong! E is indeed the correct answer!

An 11 year old boy robbed a 10 year old at gunpoint for his skateboard in New Jersey. He's now being charged with armed robbery, robbery and weapons offenses.

Leave it to Jersey to bring out the hoodlums. I mean.. Uhh.. What?


2. If you need a little time off from work, what do you do?
A) Take some vaca time, duh.
B) Fake sick for a couple days, *cough cough*
C) Stab yourself

DING DING DING! C is for correctamundo! Homeboy decided in order to get off of work for a little while, he'd take a scalpel to himself. After all, it's not easy to quit or lose your job in these tough times.

The police have been investigating the situation since it happened in May because he claimed someone else did it. Now he's looking at insurance fraud, making a false report, and tampering with physical evidence charges.


3. When you're robbing a place late at night, what is the number one thing you should worry about?
A) Getting stuck on your way out
B) Breaking things
C) Leaving traces of evidence
D) Someone coming back during your raid

Switchin' it up! A is the right answer! A man robbed a local bar one night and on his way out of the window, he somehow got stuck.

When an employee came to check on the bar, he found the burglar half in and half out of the bar in a window. The sad part: He was dead.

Apparently he grabbed $700 from the bar and tried to get back through the window by stepping on the sink. The sink broke, the man [who is "heavy-set"] fell onto the window and got wedged between, and the money and a firearm fell outside of the bar below him.

I hope the $700 was worth it, dude. Somehow, I don't think so. RIP.


So there ya have it! How do you measure up? Hopefully I won't have to be writing about your decisions in the near future. Or maybe that would put a nice local spin on things, eh?

love,
elizabethany

Monday, July 27, 2009

watch: barney and kids brush their teeth

I don't think I'm going to say much about this. I'm just going to let you watch, take it in, and have a good laugh because you know you were probably right there doin' the same thing with them as you watched back in the day.



No wonder our parents could watch it when we did. They got good laughs out of things we didn't even notice.

Oh Barney, you dirty B. I love you.

love,
elizabethany

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Friday, July 24, 2009

who wants to come trapezing?!

So there's this thing that caught my eye in DC, and I am determined to give it a whirl.

It's the Trapeze School of NY, right here in DC!! It's outside where everyone can watch, which is good and bad, and you only have to pay $50 for 2 hours!

Here's a video that the Washingtonian did on it:



And some pictures from the Washington Post's Express:




Seriously.. How awesome does that look?!?

I mean, of course I'm petrified just looking at it, but I think it would be AWESOME! Once you go one or two times, I'm sure it's just all fun!

So here's my question: Who wants to go with me to take a class?!?

Obviously I plan on doing a video all about it, too! It should be very interesting!

Let me know, people!

love,
elizabethany

watch: naughty korean commercial

I've been to antsy waiting to put this commercial up! Finally I have the time!

It's another one from a country far, far away that just proves America can't handle the sexual innuendos like everyone else can.

Take a look for yourself... Can you figure out what it's for before it shows you??



I had NO idea what it was beforehand! But it's freakin' CLEVER if you ask me!

1- It's always going to get your attention. 2- It totally makes sense in the end.

Earth to America... Stop banning commercials that are relatively sexual and just let people laugh a little.
...And maybe get turned on if their into that kind of thing...

love,
elizabethany

nifty: the pocket shot

I've been thinking lately about my need for a flask. They save you a lot of money when you go out drinking. Why spend $23987 on a mixed drink, when you can get free refills on sodas, and spike it yourself?!

Well, with these nifty little things, I don't have to have a flask, I won't get caught in a metal detector, AND I'll still get the job done!

I introduce to you... The Pocket Shot.



They have basically every kind of liquor you may want: Vodka, whiskey, spiced rum, tequila, rum, gin and brandy. They come in a little pouch that you can stick anywhere. You could probably even throw them in your bra for a little extra "padding" if you need it!

Unfortunately, the closest liquor store to the DMV that sells these is in DE!! NY, CT, MA, and FL have them too to represent the East Coast, but that's about it.

I'm bummed. I guess I'll have to call up all of my BFF's in Delaware and tell them to send me a care package. Thanks, guys!

love,
elizabethany

Thursday, July 23, 2009

watch: best wedding entrance ever

OMG. This is exactly how I want my wedding to start out, and I'm not kidding.

[Minus the song being by a guy who hits his girlfriend... That may not be a good idea.]



Seriously.. How hilarious/great/fabulous/fun/interesting/different is that?!? Why make a wedding ceremony something that everyone is saying "This is precious, but can we get to the reception already?!"

I absolutely love every second of that, even the girl who clearly had no rhythm whatsoever.

Now... who wants to marry me?!

love,
elizabethany

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

watch eTV: finding the rwdc cast episode 6

The time has come!!!!

Another week, another episode of elizabethanyTV's Finding the Real World DC Cast!



What an adventure this has been, and is going to be!

love,
elizabethany

who are vh1's 2009 divas?

A couple years back VH1 stopped doing their "Divas" concert that featured "some of pop music’s most talented female artists." This year, they're back to do it again.

They have picked 4 of today's most popular and talented female artists to star in the concert... Or so they say.

Who have they picked? Adele, Leona Lewis, Kelly Clarkson and Miley Cyrus.



Uhh.. WHAT?!?! Sure, everyone thinks Adele is talented, and Miley is running the teeny bopper charts, but are these 4 really the divas of right now?!

In the past it's been people like Beyonce, Diana Ross, Tina Turner, Cher, Mariah Carey, Aretha Franklin, Mary J. Blige, and Shania Twain. Does Leona Lewis' 2-hit-wonder really match up? What about Adele's not-so-famous-in-the-US self? Does she?

Don't even get me started on Miley's childish self. Kelly- I love her... But she won Idol 6 seasons ago. She's no longer the most popular one.

VH1 is just plain stupid nowadays. Their shows are stupid. They pick stupid people to be divas. And they only have ridiculously stupid people on all of their programming.

Congratulations, VH1. You suck at life.

love,
elizabethany

PS: The show will air on Sept. 17 at 9/8c. Yes, I'll be stupid watching.

watch: monkey steals drugs

Monkeys are geniuses. Period.

Someone may have trained this monkey to go in and steal from a store, or maybe he just knew it on his own. Either way, homemonkey [Can I say that's the equivalent of homeboy??] ran into the plant place and stole Salvia plants... Which oh by the way, is a newly legal drug.



I'm mad you can't see much, but I'll agree that it's definitely a Chimp or some kind of monkey.

Man oh man I want one of those things. ASAP.

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

somethin for the ladies [and some guys]

Finally! I have something for my ladies to drool over! [And some of you guys! ;)]

I don't know how I missed this when it was first released, but did you know Gilles Marini posed butt-naked for the UK's Cosmopolitan magazine?! He definitely did, and he definitely looks effing HOTT.



I think I just drooled a little bit.

I never found him that attractive but.. Holy wow.

I love that it's for a cause too. It's supposed to be for cancer awareness!! Sexy.

You're welcome, ladies. Now go to the bathroom and clean yourself up.

love,
elizabethany

Monday, July 20, 2009

watch: chris brown apologizes

The time has come for Chris Brown to finally speak out about the Chrianna Drama.

He issued a video online today saying he's sorry, and knows what he did was 100% wrong and that it will never happen again.



I guess this means some really bad things did happen, despite me hoping that it wasn't true.

Some of what we heard could still be untrue, but he definitely hit her.

A lot of people are saying this is scripted and not from the heart, but I disagree. I know it was scripted, but I'm sure he wrote it down like a letter, then memorized it or had it fed through a teleprompter. He seemed legit. You can tell, and have been able to tell since then, that he feels awful about it.

Hopefully now everyone can really move on from this and get excited for his new album. I know I am!

love,
elizabethany

PS: What do you think?! What will you do when it comes to supporting C. Brown in the future?!

nifty: cupholder flip flops

These could be my dream come true.

I love flip flops. Most girls do. Once it hits about.... 45-50 degrees, that's all I'll wear.
I also love the beach. Most people do. I love drinking on the beach, no matter what the beverage is. [However... A Corona with lime is obviously the most fitting...]

Finally someone used the ol' noggin and invented flip flops that double as a cup holder!




Thanks to Quiksilver, we can now walk out onto the beach with just our flip flops, keep our feet from getting burnt, and our drinks from getting sandy... Without bringing anything extra!

Oh my goodness. I need these in my life. I also need a beach in my life. Pronto.

love,
elizabethany

free stuff!: starbucks pastry

Check this out!! Tomorrow if you go into Starbucks and buy a drink, you'll get a free pastry!!

All you have to do is have a certain coupon, and lucky for you, I have it for ya!


Just print that sucker off, buy a cheap drink, and you got yourself a delicious pastry that will normally cost you a lot more than what you should pay for one of those stupid things!

This is probably going to be the first time I ever go to Starbucks in the morning and get a drink. Normally I'm there in the afternoons to take a chill pill.

love,
elizabethany

PS: You're welcome! ;)

watch: homeboy makes faces on the news

YES!! Another fabulously entertaining and hilarious video dealing with live news!

Andrew WK, who is apparently some "famous" musician?, is being questioned by FOX News, and he's really just not into it.



That truly is one of the best things ever. I want to try it one day.

Bahaha, so great.

love,
elizabethany

michael jackson in the year 2000

I know I KNOW.... Michael Jackson died, let's all get over it. I'm with ya on that.

But today a certain birthday boy and #1 fan of mine shared this with me, and it's fascinating... Even if he was still alive today.

Apparently Ebony Magazine thought they knew what MJ would look like in the year 2000 way back when. Obviously, as we all know, it was impossible to predict how the King of Pop would turn out, so this picture, is completely inaccurate:


Yeah... Uhhh... Not even close.

But how weird is it to think that this is probably exactly what he should have looked like 10 years ago?! Wow.

love,
elizabethany

Sunday, July 19, 2009

lady gaga is just plain weird

I'm sorry guys... I still don't get Lady Gaga.

Her music is catchy and all... But she's just really out there, and it's obviously all for show, but I don't like the awkward/fake/literally unbelievable-ness about her.

Anyways, apparently she's taken the orbit off of her head and is now wearing random objects on her shirts/jackets/whatever.

Not only did she think it was a good idea to wear heels on her shoulders and chest--


...But she also decided that a jacket made entirely of Kermit the Frog would be a good idea.



WHAT, Lady Gaga?!?! WHO ARE YOU?!?! What is this nonsense that you like to wear that creeps me out?!

Seriously.. Can you even imagine the trainwreck this girl is going to have in like a year. Aye yi yi...

love,
elizabethany

nifty?: the ghetto basket

Well this is just awkward. And maybe a little funny.

There's something called the "Ghetto Basket" that is a "basket filled with the ghetto-est goods we could find. Everything a broke-ass mofo could want. A great gift for any occasion. This basket is sure to brighten anyone’s day."

I mean... Wow.. Does the description make you want to know more because it definitely had me asking some questions.

As for what's in it-- Well, they have a number of sponsors and it's a complete surprise on what you're going to get. BUT! These are what the main sponsors, or "shaky contacts" as they call them, donate for the baskets:
  • Hot Sauce
  • Pregnancy Test
  • Grape Drink
  • Batteries
  • Beef Jerky
  • Potted Meat
  • Pork Rinds
  • Noodles in a Cup
  • After Shave
  • Plastic Commemorative Plate
  • Religious Candle
  • Porcelain Figurine
  • Kung-Fu DVD
  • Cassette or VHS Tape
  • Doo Rag
  • Vapor Rub
  • Energy Drank
  • Soap
  • Outdated Calendar
Wow.. Just... Wow. This is freakin' HILARIOUS!

The two best parts about it are the people who are pictured on the website:



...And the price: $39.39. OR! You could pay 45.99 for the "Ghetto Fabulous Basket" which adds a nice bow to the front.

I seriously just started laughing out loud. This is great. And it's so real! You could totally buy this for someone and die laughing while they open it!

Please... Someone do it and tape the whole thing and send it to me. I want a good laugh! PLUS!! It's totally like getting those secret gift bags when you were a kid. You didn't know what was inside until you left the store and had already bought it!

love,
elizabethany

paula abdul may really be leaving idol

She's leaving. She's not leaving. She's leaving. She's not leaving. I wonder how many petals this flower has..?!

As of now, it's looking like Paula Abdul may really be leaving the judges' table on Idol.

Apparently she's super sad and mad and emotional because she's not getting a new, better contract like Mr. Seacrest did. [45 million dollars for 3 years. Not too shabby....] She feels betrayed and is saying she doesn't want to get back on the show this season.

Honestly... Paula is a major part of the entertainment of the show. She's absolutely nutso. She's crazy. Unpredictable. Pair her with Simon, things get even more ridiculous. I'm not saying her leaving the show would make me stop watching, but it would definitely take away some of the enjoyment.

Someone please get this lady some drugs or something so that she's happy again and will stay on the show. Seriously... Do it.

love,
elizabethany

watch: whooty music video

Alright people... I have a word that should be added to your dictionary.

Whooty, n; White girl with a booty.

It may seem kinda stupid at first, and the song may seem odd, but it'll grow on ya. Soon, we'll all be saying whooty!



No really... I'm going to start saying it because I think it's fun.

I'm a little mad every single one of those girls is super tan, though. Why couldn't they get some pasty whooty up in there?!

love,
elizabethany

x-rated little kid

So it's Sunday night after the biggest weekend of the summer for me [besides my Birthday, of course] so to get me into this blogging mood, I thought I'd throw something your way that's completely random, and uber quick on my part.

This little kid may have just been holding a doll, or maybe his family tricked him into taking this picture, but either way... It's freakin' funny.



"What you lookin' at?! Can't you see I'm doin' my thing over here?!"

Oh man. What a little man-whore.

It's almost as bad, or maybe even worse, than the video my friend showed me yesterday of his 1 year old son continuously humping a pillow. Atta boy! ...Uhhh... What?!

love,
elizabethany