another reality show star coming to the dmv

By now you've probably heard the news: Kate Gosselin bought a nice little condo in Rockville, MD. [Just 5-10 minutes from my current location, someone tells me.]

I may not be the first to tell you this, but I'm going to put in my 2 cents.

First of all... Here are some pictures of her new bachelorette pad in Rockville Town Square. [Sample pictures from their website.]

Yeah, no wonder they picked this place. [I mean.. no wonder she did......] It looks freakin' beautiful and totally roomy! Plus, it's right next to her supposed security guard lover.

Funny how people who have a show about struggling with 8 kids can afford to have a brand new mansion in PA, apartment in NY, AND bangin' condo in Rockville.

Hope you're enjoying this 15 minutes, people. Try and save some money while you're doin' it.

love,
elizabethany

PS: No, I will not be stalking this woman. She's crazy, a huge B, and has pretty awesome kids. If I see her, great. I'll throw her a high five. If not, totally cool. I don't stalk people, I just try and get to know them. This woman is someone I don't want to know.