Sunday, July 19, 2009

nifty?: the ghetto basket

Well this is just awkward. And maybe a little funny.

There's something called the "Ghetto Basket" that is a "basket filled with the ghetto-est goods we could find. Everything a broke-ass mofo could want. A great gift for any occasion. This basket is sure to brighten anyone’s day."

I mean... Wow.. Does the description make you want to know more because it definitely had me asking some questions.

As for what's in it-- Well, they have a number of sponsors and it's a complete surprise on what you're going to get. BUT! These are what the main sponsors, or "shaky contacts" as they call them, donate for the baskets:
  • Hot Sauce
  • Pregnancy Test
  • Grape Drink
  • Batteries
  • Beef Jerky
  • Potted Meat
  • Pork Rinds
  • Noodles in a Cup
  • After Shave
  • Plastic Commemorative Plate
  • Religious Candle
  • Porcelain Figurine
  • Kung-Fu DVD
  • Cassette or VHS Tape
  • Doo Rag
  • Vapor Rub
  • Energy Drank
  • Soap
  • Outdated Calendar
Wow.. Just... Wow. This is freakin' HILARIOUS!

The two best parts about it are the people who are pictured on the website:

...And the price: $39.39. OR! You could pay 45.99 for the "Ghetto Fabulous Basket" which adds a nice bow to the front.

I seriously just started laughing out loud. This is great. And it's so real! You could totally buy this for someone and die laughing while they open it!

Please... Someone do it and tape the whole thing and send it to me. I want a good laugh! PLUS!! It's totally like getting those secret gift bags when you were a kid. You didn't know what was inside until you left the store and had already bought it!


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