join the club

Remember when I made a quick mention about Jessica Simpson's newest curves?!

Well, obviously, I wasn't the only one making mention of the look she suddenly had. Everyone has been talking about it.

And now, everyone's stepping up to defend her. Seriously, it's like they're stepping up and declaring their candidate they wish to endorse.

First it was her lil sis, Ashlee. No surprise here. She just doesn't want people picking on her big sis. Then Kim Kardashian got into the mix saying women shouldn't have to worry about their curves, and they're beautiful. [Of course she'd say that.. Her butt is giganto and carrying at least 20 different curves of cottage cheese inside of it.] THEN Heidi Klum sent her love and declaration that all women are pretty in their own skin.

Even at that point, it was a little much, and I was sick of it popping up on my screen that someone else was defending poor Jess.

But NOW... Ex-Newlywed Nick Lachey is showing Jess some support!

"I hope she's happy, whatever size she comes in. I wish her nothing but the best. I can't believe it's this big of a story and people are making such a huge deal about it. I'm never ceased to be amazed by people's reaction to things."

Okay, first of all, the reason this is getting blown out of proportion is because everyone feels the need to defend her, without her doing it herself. I mean really, is all of Hollywood going to protest us talking about her and dress like her? Because that won't be pretty.

Second.. Nick.. Really? You probably haven't talked to her in years. You have an awesome relationship it seems. And her own boyfried hasn't even said anything yet. Was this really necessary? Probably not.

This is nonsense. And I'm not backing down. Jessica, you looked terrible in that outfit. I'm sorry to say it, but you either need to get your whole act together, or fire your stylist. Just blame it on the economy.

love,
elizabethany

PS: UPDATE!!! Carmen Electra has ALSO stepped up, along with a lot of people on the red carpet for the "Push" premiere, to support Miss New Curves. She says "she's a gorgeous girl. A lot of women would kill for her curves." This is getting annoying.

wtf

Everyone has seen the Snuggie commercial. It's a product that's taking over the world!

But, when you first watch the commercial, especially if you were by yourself, you were probably thinking something along the lines of "what the eff?!"

So, some really smart people made this fantastic parody, that probably spoke exactly what your mind was, and probably still is, thinking.



You won't have a prom date. You'll ruin your child's self esteem.

And why does it come with a booklight?! She doesn't even need it!

Bahaha, and the side effects are really fabulous too. Social awkwardness, NEVER getting laid [even though it's "convenient"], and looking like a dick. So very true.

So, if you have this WTF Blank.. err.. Snuggie, I'm sorry. But you might be looking forward to a life of unhappiness at this point. [And maybe one day I will be leading one too because I still kind of want one. Just to say I have it, of course.]

love,
elizabethany

ugh

I've made it clear that I love the fact that Barack Obama is pretty involved with sports, most specifically football. And every time people have asked him a question about it, I think I've been ecstatic with his answer. Today, not so much.

When asked who he wanted to win the Super Bowl, he chose the Steelers.

Here's why I have a couple problems with this. First of all, he said he's been a long time fan of the Steelers. By saying that, he's classified into my top 10 pet peeves of football fans. He's hopped on the bandwagon, AND said he's a fan of two different teams. Support however many you want, but be a fan of one.

Sure, he said it's because the owner supported him, and Franco Harris did some campaigning, but whatever. Barack Obama is an incredible "Cinderella Story" and therefore I think he should support those of the same level. :)

This is what he said exactly:

"I have to say, you know, I wish the Cardinals the best. Kurt Warner is a great story and he's closer to my age than anybody else on the field, but I am a long-time Steelers fan. Mr. Rooney, the owner, was just an extraordinary supporter during the course of the campaign. Franco Harris was campaigning for me in Pittsburgh. So ... So I – you know, I wish the best to the Cardinals. They've been long-suffering; it's a great Cinderella story. But other than the Bears, the Steelers are probably the team that's closest to my heart."

Maybe this will just give the Cards a bigger boost and be like, "We'll show Mr. President that EVERYONE'S dreams can come true this year."

Then you'll have to congratulate them and say you were wrong for the first time, B. I hope you won't mind doing that.

love,
elizabethany

wake up ashton!

You know the times when there are terribly loud noises outside of your window and all you want to do is sleep?! Sometimes it's even super early, and all you want to do is cuss out whoever is doing it.

Well, when someone messes with Ashton Kutcher and his sleep-time, he's not going to be too happy. And since he's Mr. A-Lister, he can do something about it.. Publicly.

So when his neighbors decided to build a house at 7:00 yesterday morning, he posted a video about how he felt.



Wow. I guess he's going to lose it on this jacka$$ neighbor guy, huh?! The guy better watch out after this little warning from one of the more popular guys in Hollywood.

Ashton, you're hilarious. I know this might not be funny to you, but it's fabulous for all of us. Thank you for giving us something GOOD to wake up to.

love,
elizabethany

PS: He's got a pretty sweet deck/porch, man!

the new fashion

Watch out guys! There's a new fashion coming out, bound to be a hit, and it's something you're probably not ready for.

Thanks to designer Marc Jabobs, ya'll might be wearing SKIRTS soon.

No, not kilts. Even better. Straight up skirts. Sometimes even with leggings! How special. Check some of the looks out that have been on the runways:



Okay.. So when I said they'd be a hit, I was lying. Or, at least I hope I was.

None of this looks remotely good. And not because it's a skirt on a guy, but the whole look is pretty feminine in general.

Marc Jacobs has on pink and black leggings underneath his, acting like the combat boots will help bring some masculinity. The second guy's is the most masculine, but it looks like he wrapped a brown paper bag around him. The third look IS a guy.. But you'd never know with that scarf over his face. And the last one has the Beyonce 'fro from Goldmember, and stilettos on.

HOW ARE ANY OF THESE OKAY?!?! They're not. And I hope that I don't see anyone I know wearing them, because if I do, I'm disowning them as my friend.

Sorry, but at least I'm honest, right?!

love,
elizabethany

get it on!

Oh... My... Goodness.

Forget any Trojan condom commercial you have ever seen. I don't care how good it is. Honestly, you probably can't remember one specifically at this point anyways.

But, I bet you'll remember this! It's a... Umm... "Cute" little commercial from Durex. And, you might want to be careful about who you watch it around. It's rather inappropriate, as you might imagine from a condom commercial.

And because of the inappropriateness of the still shot YouTube has picked, you're going to have to click here if you want to watch the raunchiness. [No kids allowed, of course!]

here comes another countdown

When I get pumped about things that I think you need to get pumped about as well, I make countdowns.

The latest countdown: The premiere of the new season of Making the Band 4. [AKA MTB4.]

Danity Kane is down to 2. No one has heard anything from Donnie besides on the show. And the guys are struggling to keep it together.



I'm SUPER worried they won't be able to stop fighting, and Diddy will do that snap of the fingers and kick some people out.

Also, Willie and Que were always the two that held everyone together. They are the mature ones. The ones who seemed like brothers from day 1. If they can't keep it together, I'm REALLY worried.

Anyways, get pumped! It's time to find out if Diddy can REALLY keep a group together or not!!! [Yes, it lies in his hands. He's just got to give them a chance and not give up on 'em. And... they need to be produced and promoted better. Period.]

13 days!!!!! February 12th baybays, mark your calendars!!!

love,
elizabethany

the worst

It's SUPER BOWL WEEK!!! So how does love, elizabethany get prepared for such an event? Well, a football themed Top 10 Thursday, of course!!

In order to pick what I wanted to do, I thought of the 2 teams in the World Championship of football.... And it clicked. One of the teams [I'm not going to say which, but it should be pretty obvious] has really obnoxious fans. What makes them so obnoxious? A lot of things. Some of them being within the

10 Worst Things an NFL "Fan" Could Do or Be


10. Doin' it For the Love of The Significant Other
I don't care if you didn't really have a team to begin with, or you just want to make your boyfriend or girlfriend happy... You should never become a "HUUUGEE" fan of a team just because you're with someone who is. Support them, fine. But just because your baby got you a Tom Brady jersey, doesn't mean you're a Patriots fan. You've still got a lot of proving to do.

9. Dishin It But Can't Take It

There needs to be a WRITTEN rulebook for all football fans, and one should read "If you're going to dish out all the smack talk, you have to be willing to take it, too." If you're going to be calling everyone in your phonebook saying "YOU'RE GOING TO GET CRUSHED!" you better be answering that phone when you lose. And if you're really a fan, you'll either have a good defense for it, or you can be a good sport and say "You're right. You won, and you deserved it." [I know.. Sometimes that feels like you're taking a knife to the stomach.]


8. Terrible Towels
I love traditions, and it's cool that the Steelers have a nice little tradition in their towel, but it's effing annoying. Seeing those bright yellow things twirling around is like seeing confetti or something. It's distracting! I don't know how the players don't think so, too. And yes, I DID hate it when the Redskins had their white towels for Sean Taylor, as well as the "white towel" idea during the White Out at WVU. It's obnoxious no matter who it is.

7. Copy Cats

Speaking of taking the idea of the terrible towel, I hate when a team has a signature cheer, look, idea, WHATEVER it may be.. And then other teams take the same ideas. Don't redo the terrible towel. Don't have every team start spelling their name for a chant. And don't everyone start getting one bright color to accent their jerseys/attire.


6. Switch-a-roo Fans
So your team lost. Maybe it even went 0-16. And yes, the Steelers are headed to their Super Bowl looking for their 6th Super Bowl win, the most in history. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT become a Steelers fan, or anything else for that matter, just because your team is losing. Each year, different teams get better and worse. Be patient. Be a true fan. Don't ever give up.

5. Lame Chants/Songs

Newsflash: Almost everyone over the age of 3 can spell "eagles." They can also spell "jets" pretty easily. So, we probably don't need to hear anyone spelling out their team names over, and over, and over again. We also don't need to hear you singing "Fly Eagles Fly," because let's be honest.. The lyrics are lame. "Here We Go" is also obnoxious, unless you know all of the words.. Then, I won't hate TOO much. If you have something great like "Hail to the Redskins," consider yourself blessed. ;)


4. Pink [or Black] Jerseys
You have team colors for a reason, and none of them include pink. So don't buy a pink jersey. If every team has a pink version of jerseys, which they do, you're not going to stand out by wearing it, and you'll actually just be saying "hey, I'm a fan who's not really a fan and just wants to pretend to wear a jersey." That being said, black jerseys are just as bad. [Unless, of course, you're a Raiders fan.] Where are your team colors? Those colors that are picked are the biggest part of being a fan and displaying your spirit and pride.

3. Bipolar Fans

It's natural for a team to have a downtime. They're going to miss tackles, and they're going to throw interceptions. They're also going to fumble, and miss field goals. It's going to suck, a whole lot, but you should NEVER start screaming at your team about how much they suck, how your quarterback is terrible, or... Whatever you do... Do NOT stop watching the game because you're so mad. The game is never over 'til the clock runs out, and there's always a chance of coming back. So what happens then? Are you going to start jumping up and down chanting and saying you love your team?! Probably. And that's wack. Love them, through thick and thin.


2. Ignorant Fans
I know a lot of people have been on one side or the other of this conversation: "O-M-G I LOVEEEE THE GIANTS!!!!!!!" "Really?! That's awesome! Who are your favorite players?!" "Eli Manning, duh." "Yeah but.. Who else?" "Oh you know.. They're all pretty good... I can't really pick more favorites......" You're lying. You don't know your team. You don't know your coaches, you can't name 10 players within 30 seconds, and you have no idea when the last Super Bowl was that you went to. You're not a fan. You're someone who says they like a team because their family, friends, boyfriend, or whoever does, too.

1. Rhinestoned/Altered Jerseys

I can't tell you how many times I have seen girls with bedazzled jerseys. Every time I want to shoot myself, and them. I have even seen an AUTHENTIC jersey cut up, and tied to look "fashionable." I wanted to throw up; I couldn't believe it. Do you see sparkles down there on the field? [Minus the grillz shining in the sun] Do you see them running around in heels or with different styled jerseys? No. You don't. So we shouldn't see you lookin' like that while watching football. Wanna see how out of control it gets? Click here.



So as Sunday comes along.. Just make sure you're not any of these things I just listed. No one likes these fans.

If you are one of them, hopefully you have someone just like you, or else you're watching the game alone. Have fun with that..........

love,
elizaebethany

toughen up, DC!

If you live in the DMV, you know that when snow comes your way, the town is about to freak their freak.

Sometimes schools are CLOSED just because it's 20 degrees out and a 10% chance of snow. Then they proceed to dump this SAND [no, not salt.. It seems to be more like a beach out here on these roads] all over the roads. Everyone suddenly doesn't know how to drive, and if they are, it's like they're off-roading on the beach.

So, when Barack Obama basically called DMV-ers a bunch of p-words, I can't say I blame him. I actually completely agree.

Before a press conference, he wanted to talk about the weather.. And how his daughters' school was cancelled for.. Ice?

Check it out: [Go to about :25]



Seriously, B, why are you SO smart?!?! You've been here for what.. 9 days? And you've already got us figured out?!

I love that he said Sasha and Malia would be playing outside for recess in Chicago. It really makes us look like some.. Mm.. Pansies.. If you will.

So DC, Maryland, Virginia... We need to A) Holler at WV and find out what kind of salt THEY'RE using.. Because whatever it is, it's like magic. And B) Learn how to drive/act/control ourselves when a dusting falls on the ground. [Because let's face it.. That's all that ever really happens around here, anyways.]

love,
elizabethany

finally!

If you're anything like me, you love a good list of top-whatever.

Every year, AskMen.com comes out with the Top 99 Women of the year.. And 2009's version has FINALLY come out!

Rather than give you 99, I'll let you check most of them out on your own, but I'll present you with the top 20.

Also-- Kate Winslet was #99.. Which is not okay. She needs to be higher! She's ROCKIN' the awards shows!!



20. Cheryl Cole
19. Adriana Lima
18. Monica Bellucci
17. Selita Ebanks



16. Jessica Biel
15. Jessica Alba
14. Brooke Burke
13. Halle Berry



12. Emmanuelle Chriqui
11. Heidi Klum
10. Kate Beckinsale
9. Kristen Bell



8. Rihanna
7. Scarlett Johansson
6. Alessandra Abrosio
5. Anne Hathaway



4. Keeley Hazell
3. Marisa Miller
2. Megan Fox
1. Eva Mendez

Alright Mr. #1 Men's Online Magazine.. I hate to say it.. But I just don't agree with this list. I'm not sure if it's "all-around" women, or just their looks.. But based on this, I'm going to assume it's based on looks alone.

People have been voting on it for weeks, though.. So maybe it's the people I don't agree with.

First of all, who are Cheryl Cole, Monica Bellucci, and Keeley Hazell? Monica isn't even cute! But if we don't know them, how are they in top 20?!?

Second, I still don't understand the fascination behind Anne Hathaway and ScarJo. I don't think either of them are overly attractive.

Megan Fox is a big duh. The 2 Jessicas and Halle Berry are, too. I get that all of the Angels are absolutely drop dead gorgeous, too.. So I really can't hate on them. I just wish more "known" people were within the top 20 women of 2009...

And WHY is Eva #1?! I don't understand the fascination behind her, either. Yes, she's pretty.. But in no means in she #1 worthy. And I'm not sorry for saying that.

Also, the Emmanuelle Chriqui needs to be around more! i see her sometimes, but she seems cool and she's super pretty.. So I vote for her to be in more movies and tv shows. K great, thanks.

Anyways, this isn't a TERRIBLE list, but I think you men could have voted better, that's all.

love,
elizabethany

you can do it!... not!

What do you get when you cross a mini dirt bike thing, a kid 3 times the size of the bike, and a dirt jump?

Well, obviously it's going to be something disastrous. But maybe, just maybe, if we're lucky, we'll score some crack out of it!



Okay. I lied. Crack is wack!!

But HAHAHA he really just fell right onto those handlebars. No jumpage whatsoever!

[Is it mean that I'm making fun of him? Meh, who cares.]

Oh man.. He shouldn't have listened to his friends and not gotten on that bike. And he also should have pulled his pants up. Just sayin'....

love,
elizabethany

what happened?!

Remember little Miss Jessica Simpson when she was wearing those Daisy Dukes? At the time, I thought she was a little too skinny, but now, I guess Tony Romo is making her feel good enough about herself that she's not afraid to put a little more meat on her bones.

Here's the thing.. A lot of you might be saying what lil sis Ashlee is saying.. "All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms." I'm fully aware of this. And I'm not saying that she's FAT by any means.. All I'm saying is, she doesn't look good.

It could totally be this outfit she has on, or the fact that for some reason she looks a good 10 years older than she did the last time I saw a picture of her, but she needs some sort of fixing. Anything and everything that is going wrong in this picture needs to be fixed.

Seriously! She looks like a young grandma. I can't believe anyone let her PERFORM looking like this! We're not living in the 70s, and FUPAs are NOT cool!

Sorry, Jess.. I think you're beautiful.. But this is a bad look. Very bad.

love,
elizabethany

learn your lesson

I've been trying to convince my brother the importance of logging out of Facebook, AIM, ANYTHING you might leave up on a public of shared computer.. Maybe this will help him.

I am a sucker for leaving myself logged in on my computer, but do you know what could happen if you stayed logged in on a computer in the library or something?

Well, if your imagination isn't so hott, then Jeff Rosenberg is here to show you what can happen. He did the following things to people who left various accounts open on computers he used.

First, a girl left her school account open, including her class schedule. So what'd he do? Dropped every single one of her classes.


Maybe he was helping her since those classes didn't seem to be anything exciting, but I bet she wasn't too happy when she found out she wasn't in class anymore.

If you were Jeff and found someone's Amazon account left open, credit card information and all saved, what would you do? Personally, I'd probably get myself something great, or send something scandalous/raunchy back to their house. Apparently Mr. Rosenberg has a much better imagination than I do.


Do you see what he got the guy? "The Internet for Dummies." Hopefully it says something in there about staying logged in.

How about an email account? What do you think could be sent if you left your email open?

He didn't do anything too terrible. He just asked her daddy for some extra money for books. No big deal, right?


Oh, right. No big deal minus the fact that "she" said she needed it for friends who she gave loans to guys she's been "hanging out with" who are really "kewl." WOOPS! Awkward. [PS: My favorite line is "kiss kiss muah muah." Bahaha]

Okay, and for the grand finale, OBVIOUSLY someone left their Facebook open. The possibilities with this are ENDLESS. So what happened to the guy who did? Well, a lot of things.


Jeff went to TOWN with this! And as he should! Suddenly Mr. Too-Lazy-To-Log-Out is single, drunk, giving away thongs, and asking all of his now ex-girlfriends' friends to "hang out" soon. I'm guessing his girl wasn't too happy.

So, Jeff, for this "PSA," I'm giving you the genius of the week award. This is fabulous, and I hope everyone, including my brother, will learn the importance of logging out.

And if they don't.. It at least taught us smart ones what we can do to those who don't.

love,
elizabethany

tunes on tuesday 012709

It's Tunes on Tuesday!!! And since I missed last week [I'm sorry, I know I suck] I feel as though this week's edition is going to be fabulous. :)

First up--> Pleasure P--> Boyfriend #2



This guy is from the group Pretty Ricky [which I didn't know was a group until like, less than a year ago.. Wow.], and I enjoy this song. Yep, sure do. I also enjoy the video, and the girl in it is really pretty. I feel like it's kind of an x-rated version of something Tyler Perry, except not really. We don't need a #2 boyfriend, just a good #1, right? Anyways, good song, officially downloaded.


Savage ft. Angel Dust and Baby Bash--> Wild Out [Chooo Hooo]



First of all... Interesting video....... Second, I don't think I'm a HUGE fan of the video. If someone played it, I wouldn't be mad, and I'd probably dance or something, but I don't think I'll ever play it again for my own pleasure. I'm disappointed. I thought something called "Wild Out" would be a lot more upbeat and fun. Guess not.


Lil Wayne--> Prom Queen



This is the first song off of "Rebirth," his upcoming rock album! Hopefully this is the real, legit version of the song [not video, obvi] because a lot of them have to be sped up/slowed down in order to do okay with copyright issues. My question is though.. Do you think he'll make it in the rock world based on this song? Honestly, I think I'd be disappointed if he did. This whole microphone technology thing and changing people's voices is getting overrated. If we're going to sound like robots, why not just have robots entertain us all the time? The lyrics are there, but if he can write, he should just stick to writing. I don't think I'm supporting this little "gone rock" thing he's doing. Sorry.


Leona Lewis--> I Will Be



This song was written by AVRIL! The girl that disappeared, ya know? Apparently she recorded a version of it too, but for some reason, I'm thinking Leona's is going to skyrocket, unlike Avril's. You know any Leona song is going to get overplayed on the radio, and I don't think this will be any exception. I think it's my favorite from her so far, though. And maybe that's because it's not overplayed yet, or maybe it's Chase Crawford in the beginning of it, but I still really enjoy it. And you will too.. for now.


Keyshia Cole--> You Complete Me



She's a tremendous singer, and I'm kind of disappointed that I don't like her BET show.. I think it makes her look worse, rather than better. But anyways, there's not much to say except that this is a beautiful song. 'Nuff said.


Se7en ft. Lil Kim--> Girls



This song has parts from Jay Z's "Girls," and I'm totally okay with it. This guy is an R&B singer from KOREA! When I saw that, I'm sorry to say, but I wasn't expecting anything good. [I thought something like the Teriyaki Boyz.. Which I think are terrible.] Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised! :) I actually really like this song, too! Sweet!


Pink--> Please Don't Leave Me



I need to get Pink's latest album, because I love every song from it so far. I love the lyrics, I love that it's a little less angry, and she's actually blaming herself. I don't love the "da da da da" over and over again in the background, but I can get over that. Downloaded? Check.


Darin--> See You At A Club



I can totally get used to this song! HE'S a SWEDISH singer! Check out the diversity in today's post! This is a good get down song, once you get used to it! The beat sounds familiar, but I might be imagining things, who knows. All I know is, I'm okay with this song.


The Dream ft. Mariah Carey--> My Love



The Dream has such a pretty voice.. He really does. I don't think he's amazingly talented or anything, but I definitely like his sound, and his songs. This song isn't anything AMAZING when it comes to the lyrics or anything, but it's pretty! And Mariah's in it! Their voices are a lot alike, which is kinda cool for this song. But the best is when Mariah gets it, of course.


Kat DeLuna ft. Lil Wayne--> Unstoppable



Ummm... I don't know how I feel about this. Honestly, I don't. The beat is okay. The lyrics are okay. The sound is.. Eh. Someone make up my mind for me! Let me know!


Danielle Peck--> Can't Behave



Danielle Peck is really good. But in country music, I think you have to be good to make good music.. Just sayin'. :) It's kinda one of those songs like, I have to leave you if you keep doing this.. So please don't do it. It's like, half love song, half power ballad.. Kinda. It's good, though.


And finally, Craig Morgan--> God Must Really Love Me



This is going to be a good, safe single for Craig. It's a typical country song, if you will, that's upbeat and looking back on life like "Wow, I've lived a good life, this is awesome." [No, country isn't all depressing, I swear.] I'll keep listening to it. :)


PS--> Darryl Worley's "Sounds Like Life To Me" is also a good listen for country fans.


So that's going to wrap up this week's Tunes on Tuesday! Hope you found a COUPLE you enjoy! :)

love,
elizabethany

Pop quiz time!

If you want to commit arson.. Ya know, catch a building on fire.. How do you go about doing it?

True or False: You should spread gasoline all around the bar, in which you are standing around, and then light and drop a match.

TRUE!!! Well, true for one guy, anyways.

He decided this would be a good idea until, dang. He went up in flames with the bar. Imagine that.

Okay, so what should happen next? What should you do once you're on fire, because you committed arson?

A) Stop, drop, and roll.
B) Try and find a fire extinguisher.
C) Run out of the building and jump into your car and drive away.

I hope you guessed C because that is the CORRECT answer! This guy seriously ran out, and jumped into his car, which also has gasoline in it, duh.

Don't believe me that there really are dumb people like this out there? Check out the surveillance video:



I don't even know what to say to this guy. I just want to know why Smokey the bear never came and taught him about fire safety. What a dummy.

love,
elizabethany

magic 8

Woah.. Talk about a baby BOOM!

A couple of hours ago, within just FIVE MINUTES, eight babies were born. To one woman.

Yep! OCTUPLETS!!! How crazy, right?! That means one baby way born about every 36 seconds!! Holy moly!

The Southern Cali doctors say that all of the kids should be a-OK in the end, even though one weighs just 1 pound 15 ounces, and the heaviest is only 3 pounds 4 ounces!

Talk about TINY babies, by the way!

There are no identities for the parents or the kids yet.. But as soon as they're released, you can bet they'll be posted!

Wow. Lady, you are some kinda trouper.. That's all I gotta say. More power to ya!

love,
elizabethany

love, elizabethany exclusive interview: Badio

It's time for another EXCLUSIVE love, elizabethany interview!

This time, Badio, a rapper from Liberia, called in to talk about his new single, girls he'd like to take home, and to clear up the confusion on his hometown.

He also gives me, and all love, elizabethany readers, an exclusive listen!

Check it out NOW! You won't find it anywhere else! [Except imeem, of course.]

Again, to check out more from Badio, including his NEW single "Suicide Doors", click here to visit his MySpace.

love,
elizabethany

speaking of cheaters

Raise your hand if you're Team Angelina.

K, keep it raised. And listen to what I'm about to tell you.

Lil Miss Innocent "I Didn't End Brad's Marriage," isn't so innocent. Surprise surprise.

Her ex-bodyguard is about to put out a tell-all book about her, since he didn't have to sign a confidentiality agreement, and is telling all about her antics.

Those antics include cheating on Brad with a "famous female pop star," and catching her and Brad in their dressing room, seducing him with sex toys, paddles and whips and dressing up in latex, just 3 weeks into taping.

Ohh. Wait. Angie... I thought you said it slowly developed? I thought it happened AFTER him and Jenn's wedding was already dissolving.

Oh.. Not true? Yeah. Didn't think so. And now all of you people who had your hands up, better have put them down by now.

I don't think there's any question about how I feel about her and this topic. But I can't say this was a surprise. I just can't wait 'til it comes out and it's proven. That'll be a beautiful day.

love,
elizabethany

cheaters always cry

Okay, so this "Principal's Office" show is fabulous. But as much as I'd like to say I'm going to watch it every week, YouTube is just fine with me.

This one I have for you today is.. Well, downright hilarious. [If you didn't catch last week's Dirty Dancing clip, you need to watch it. Now.]

This kid gets caught cheating and he just doesn't want Mr. Principal to call his mom.



"She's going to flip out."

"I'd offer you a tissue but I don't keep them in the office... Maybe I should."

Oh my goodness. So fabulous. The principal just looks at him and doesn't know what to do. BAHAHAHA.

I don't even know what else to say except that if this kid is going to cheat, he needs to MAN UP!

Or, actually.. Don't. Because this is funny. Thanks, kid.

love,
elizabethany

calling all football players

Let's see.. Reality TV offers us a chance to be a top model, a fashion designer, a singer, a dancer, a party planner, fall in love with prince charming, a business person, and basically anything you could ever want to be.

You could even be on the show that shows you trying out for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad.

What a coincidence! Reality TV + Dallas Cowboys is what I was going to tell you! Now, if you want to be an NFL football player, you can be that too thanks to reality television!!!

Spike TV and Michael Irvin have teamed up to give you a show that brings "football neophytes" a chance to play for the big guys on "America's Team." The show is not yet titled, but it will air this spring, and consist of 80 football players who would give anything to make their dream come true.

In the end, it will be 6 receivers vs. 6 defensive backs, and the winner will get a spot on the Cowboys' training camp roster. [The money is not so hott, but that's not what matters, right? Not until they're drafted, anyways. It's all about the DREAM!]

Owner Jerry Jones is all about the idea, too. He, along with people like Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith, and Deion Sanders will likely make guest appearances. They will also judge along with former players and coaches.

Oh and PS-- They ARE still taking applications to be on the show! So if you've always wanted to play football for the pro's.. Get your butt to michaelirvin.com!!!!!

I really, really like this idea. I think it's a shame that it's only 2 positions, but there really are TONS of guys out there, with a lot of talent and ability, that never get discovered or had to quit early on for whatever reason.

Plus, it's a lot different than watching someone make clothes, take pictures, or sing. We're used to those shows.

And who doesn't love a show about football? ESPECIALLY in the off-season! It'll be a nice fix.

So thank you reality television, Michael Irvin, Jerry Jones, and ugh.. The Cowboys.. For making this possible!

love,
elizabethany

woaahhhh

I've learned over the years that when you're attempting to do tricks, it's normally not a smart idea to bail out of them mid-trick. [Unless, of course, you are sledding and aimed right for a fence. Then, you need to bail out immediately.]

Apparently this skiing trickster didn't learn that lesson. That is, until now.



WOWSERS. That's a LOT of air to be falling through to be just not going for skills. I have no idea what happened to him in the end, but I imagine it can't be good.

That landing was something else. And by something else, I mean something really terribly painful.

I think it's safe to say he won't be bailing anymore. But, it might also be safe to say he won't be skiing anymore either.

love,
elizabethany

Due to recent events, the interview with Badio and all other posts are going to be postponed at least until tomorrow.

Rest In Peace Kevin Simpson. <3

gotchya!

Imagine you're about to do a kissing test for some commercial for lip balm. The lady running the thing tells you you're going to kiss a couple of beautiful models.

Of course, you don't hesitate. You put that blindfold on and get ready.

But should you really trust her? I mean, who knows what could happen when the blindfold is on...



WOOPS! Gotchya! Those weren't the hott models you were expecting, were they?

At least they were cute though, right?

But dang, those monkeys were tryin' to get IN her mouth! They said "you come here and give me some sugar." Every day I'm learning more and more about the aggressiveness of chimps... But I'm not even mad about it. Weird?

Anyways, lesson of the day is.. Don't trust anyone when you have a blindfold on. Ever.

love,
elizabethany

COMING TOMORROW!!!!! [Friday]

EXCLUSIVE interview with Liberian rapper BADIO!!!


His new single "Suicide Doors" is out and it's time for you to get to know him!

Check back later in the day to see what he has to say!!!!

love,
elizabethany

take these celebrities home to mom

Are you sick of finding the bad guys? Are you scared of bringing home your girl because she's a little more "scandalous" than Mom may like? Well, you might want to take a look at these people then, because they are the

Top 10 Celebrities To Take Home To Mom

10. Blake Lively
If Mom can look right past all of the racy ads for "Gossip Girl" last year, this girl is perfect to bring home. She always looks great, without showing too much off, and always has a smile on her face. People say she is one of the nicest celebrities to talk to on the red carpet, so Mom will have to agree. Besides, if she does have a problem with ads, just remind her that Serena is the character that cleaned up her act.

9. Jamie Foxx

There's nothin' like a good, multi-talented guy to bring home to Mom. Especially if he can break the ice and have everyone laughing right away. When you were told to raise your standards, I don't think anyone would expect you to raise them this high.. The man is unstoppable in every type of business! Sure he may have a few dirty jokes up his sleeve, too, but everyone will be too focused on his ability to do ANYTHING in the world to care.


8. Taylor Swift
If your mom wants you with a little princess, Taylor is your girl. She's sure to come home and make everyone feel warm and fuzzy inside. She is certainly a wholesome young lady, and never shows off any of her goodies. And when Mom asks what she does for a living, just tell her she writes her own songs. Then make sure you throw in the fact that they're pretty much guaranteed to hit #1 on several different charts. She'll get the Mommy stamp of approval in no time.

7. Ryan Gosling

If your mom has seen "The Notebook," he's in. No matter what. No questions asked. The perfect man for you. And just in case Mama needed any more convincing, make sure she gets a good look at his adorable face, and infatuation with you. [Assuming he feels the same way about you as he does/did Rachel McAdams.] So far, he's done no wrong.. And he won't with you either.


6. Carrie Underwood
Talk about someone who always looks absolutely perfect every day of her life. Wait nevermind. Every SECOND of her life. When she walks through the door she'll take Mom, and everyone's, breath away. Then on Christmas when she sings carols, everyone in the room will probably melt and watch in awe. Plus, she's confident, but knows where she comes from, which is always a plus. You can't have Miss I-Know-I'm-Great coming home with you.

5. Ryan Seacrest

If Mama Dearest wants you to be with Mr. Money, Mr. Talented, Mr. Nice, Mr. Family, or Mr. Funny, you don't have to settle with just one. You can have all of these Mr's in one package! He's got his own radio show that's funny, he's the host of American Idol AND E! News, he's super close with his mom, and, well, I'm thinking he makes a good amount of money. Did I mention he's been on the lookout for a nice lady to tag along with him while he travels all over the country for his jobs.. Daily..? It'd be a fun ride, and Mom would probably want to come too.


4. Kate Hudson
Does your mom like the girl next door type? Well, Kate might be perfect for you, then. Even though she's a huge A-list star and acts in TONS of movies, she's not one to show off. [Not that she has a whole lot to show, if you get what I'm saying...] Mom will catch her spunkiness, but in a good way. They'll be best friends in no time. Plus, she plays in all sorts of love stories that always seem to work out in the end, so why not make her movies a reality?

3. Zac Efron

Make sure he watches his cheeks when he walks in, because they just might get pinched with the look he's got. He's a hottie to many, but to a lot of moms, the idea of being a Disney star couldn't be better for their little girl. Mr. High School is certainly a big kid now, and you know that, but Mom will never know.


2. Reese Witherspoon
Even though Mom might not like the idea of bringing home someone who already has a couple kids, let them get to know each other and I'm sure everything will be perfectly fine. She's already proven she can be faithful in relationships, and she seems to be a great mom. And come to think of it, if things do work out, all of her awards will really make for some great decoration throughout your house.

1. Shemar Moore

When you walk in holding his hand, and he's smiling, Mom will melt right into his hands too. Then he'll tell her about his relationship with his mother, and she'll trust him with everything she's got. He's one of the most sincere men out there [All you have to do is watch a Tyler Perry movie or two to prove it] and he's got a great sense of humor too. If you don't believe me, just watch him on Ellen. And he, like Ryan Seacrest, is out lookin' for a woman. So, uh, Shemar baby! I'm right here!




Now, I understand maybe some of these people aren't exactly available at the moment.. But I don't see any of them getting married into a super successful relationship anytime soon, either.

However, there are 2 people that need to be on this list. So, I will consider them the 2 people that are worth becoming a homewrecker for..

Ellen DeGeneres
Well, good news here is, girls can take her home. Or, if you want to play pretend, guys can take her home too! She's funny, witty, smart, has a People's Choice Award winning talk show, knows everyone in Hollywood, and, most importantly, knows how to dance. I've yet to meet anyone who is anti-Ellen, and I don't think any mom would be either. [That is, of course, unless you're surprising her with your new-found sexual preference. Woops.] It's just a shame [well, actually I'm pretty happy for her, but still...] that she's married to her soulmate, Portia.

Will Smith

Does the guy need ANY explanation?! He's the biggest money-maker in Hollywood, first of all. He's attractive, multi-talented, and a fantastic father and husband. Now it's just a matter of making him YOUR husband. Mom won't need to give you the official stamp of approval for this one. It's a given. I mean seriously, who COULDN'T love the Fresh Prince?!



So there ya have it. 12 celebs that are perfect to be sitting right next to you at the family reunion dinner table. Now it's just a matter of making it happen.

Until next Thursday! [Kinda..]

love,
elizabethany