Imagine you're about to do a kissing test for some commercial for lip balm. The lady running the thing tells you you're going to kiss a couple of beautiful models.
Of course, you don't hesitate. You put that blindfold on and get ready.
But should you really trust her? I mean, who knows what could happen when the blindfold is on...
WOOPS! Gotchya! Those weren't the hott models you were expecting, were they?
At least they were cute though, right?
But dang, those monkeys were tryin' to get IN her mouth! They said "you come here and give me some sugar." Every day I'm learning more and more about the aggressiveness of chimps... But I'm not even mad about it. Weird?
Anyways, lesson of the day is.. Don't trust anyone when you have a blindfold on. Ever.
love,
elizabethany
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