update: celeb news in the past 48 hours

Quick updates on some thangs... Of course it seems like 239473324 things happen when I CAN'T be at my computer.

• If you didn't already get the memo, SamRon and LiLo are done son! And Sam is thinkin' Lindsay is going to do something crazy. [As if that's something different. Maybe Sam IS the better one of the two?! Who knows. I see a Britney-freak-out-type thing happening here real soon, though.] [People Mag]
• Patrick Swayze, who's dealing with pacreatic cancer, is down to just 105 pounds!!! It's absolutely terrible looking at the pictures and makes me want to cry... But he's not crying! Apparently he's still hangin' in there, so everyone pray uber hard for him! [National Enquirer]
• Thanks to Twitter, I was really starting to like Soulja Boy. I felt like he wasn't the ridiculous young, annoying rapper that he originally came out to be. Then he had a "Twitter Photoshoot" with his new grill. Welcome back, ridiculousness. [Twitter]
• Also thanks to Twitter, we have seen how PRECIOUS baby Bronx Mowli is! [Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's baby!] He may be taking my top spot soon! Oh snap! [Twitter]
• While Ashlee showed off the baby though, Pete was showing off his partying skills. He was pictured dancing on the tables with some not-so-clothed girls. This is not a good sign. [Star Mag]
  
• And, speaking of pictures, a certain nobody posed in bikinis for OK Magazine. I would have NEVER expected her to look decent in one, but she's definitely rockin' it! Kathy Griffin! It's a little awkward, but not terrible! [Celebslam]
• Miley has been everywhere promoting the Hannah Montana movie [out today!] including Good Morning America. She did pretty good! Her voice is definitely getting better, and hopefully she'll start acting like a real 16 year old again and not some crazy wanna-be 21 y/o girl. [BunnyWithFangs]
  
• There's another celeb baby on the way! And it's about time for this couple! Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar, who have been married for 6 years now, are due in the fall! They're such a 90's couple, I'm surprised it took so long! But I have no doubt in my mind it'll be a precious baby, with a relatively normal name. Good. [People Mag]
• Kanye got raped on South Park, and he responded quickly. It's pretty funny.. But we all know how I feel about Kanye anyways. [BunnyWithFangs]

That's it, I think! For now, anyways!

love,
elizabethany

join the club

Remember when I made a quick mention about Jessica Simpson's newest curves?!

Well, obviously, I wasn't the only one making mention of the look she suddenly had. Everyone has been talking about it.

And now, everyone's stepping up to defend her. Seriously, it's like they're stepping up and declaring their candidate they wish to endorse.

First it was her lil sis, Ashlee. No surprise here. She just doesn't want people picking on her big sis. Then Kim Kardashian got into the mix saying women shouldn't have to worry about their curves, and they're beautiful. [Of course she'd say that.. Her butt is giganto and carrying at least 20 different curves of cottage cheese inside of it.] THEN Heidi Klum sent her love and declaration that all women are pretty in their own skin.

Even at that point, it was a little much, and I was sick of it popping up on my screen that someone else was defending poor Jess.

But NOW... Ex-Newlywed Nick Lachey is showing Jess some support!

"I hope she's happy, whatever size she comes in. I wish her nothing but the best. I can't believe it's this big of a story and people are making such a huge deal about it. I'm never ceased to be amazed by people's reaction to things."

Okay, first of all, the reason this is getting blown out of proportion is because everyone feels the need to defend her, without her doing it herself. I mean really, is all of Hollywood going to protest us talking about her and dress like her? Because that won't be pretty.

Second.. Nick.. Really? You probably haven't talked to her in years. You have an awesome relationship it seems. And her own boyfried hasn't even said anything yet. Was this really necessary? Probably not.

This is nonsense. And I'm not backing down. Jessica, you looked terrible in that outfit. I'm sorry to say it, but you either need to get your whole act together, or fire your stylist. Just blame it on the economy.

love,
elizabethany

PS: UPDATE!!! Carmen Electra has ALSO stepped up, along with a lot of people on the red carpet for the "Push" premiere, to support Miss New Curves. She says "she's a gorgeous girl. A lot of women would kill for her curves." This is getting annoying.

what women want

Ladies- If you could make your body from an array of parts from different celebrities, what from whom would you use?
Fellas- Whose body parts would you want your lady to have?

Well, apparently the NY Post knows the answer.. Or answers, if you will.

The lips women want are, can you believe it?!.. Angelina Jolie!! Imagine that.

And the boobs women desire aren't a huge surprise either. Duh-Duh-Dunnn.. Jessica Simpson!

Okay, nothing you haven't heard before. But! The nose. Whose nose would you want in all of Hollywood?! They say Jessica's little sister Ashlee. Ya know, the one who got a nose job! So it's totally fake, and I consider it cheating, but fine.

But, they end there! What a tease. I mean whose butt do we all want? [J. Lo's please.] Whose legs? [Maybe Beyonce's?! But don't tell anyone I said that..] Abs?! [I vote Jessica Alba.. Before OR after the baby!] What would you want?!

Do guys ever look at celebs and wish they had their nose, or is this a default with women?! Hmmm.. I bet you do, secretly.

Thanks for showing me almost nothing I haven't already seen, NY Post. I appreciate it.

love,
elizabethany

it's about time

We can now add another name to the "weird and not cute names celebs give their babies" list.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz was born last night to mama Ashlee Simpson and daddy Pete Wentz.. Finally.

It seems like she's been about to pop for 2 years now.

PS: Mowgli is the boy from Disney's Jungle Book. And their baby shower was Winnie the Pooh themed. Oh, also.. They're wedding was Alice in Wonderland

Disney lovers much? I am, but that's some SERIOUS Disney-ness in one couple.

I just hope the boy's cute, cuz the name sure isn't.

love,
elizabethany