the truth behind my sonogram

Hi, I'm Elizabethany. I go to sleep at 3am on an EARLY night. I normally try to sleep til 10, doctor's orders.

Today, I was woken up when my phone came out of silent mode because it thought there was an emergency going on with all of my notifications. Turns out, everyone wanted to congratulate me on my pregnancy thanks to this post.

My GRANDMOTHER got excited. My BEST FRIENDS asked why they didn't know before anyone else. My MOM said "Whose is it?!?!"

..... great, Mom.

I don't know if everyone had a case of the mornings or what but it made me lose my mind a bit.

I'm STILL baffled by how many texts I kept getting throughout the day. The people of the Internet seriously need to check their gullibility levels.

I can promise you I'm not scaring this world with a little EB ANY TIME SOON. No matter how much my family [insanely] begs.

#4condoms



They also hacked into my email, by the way.... sending emails about me dropping MASSIVE deuces. If you wanna see me barge in on the Kane Show, and then discover the emails and read them outloud, skip to 23:00 in this video.

Sigh.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: asking 100 people to bang you

It's only Tuesday, but I'm telling you right now- These are the videos everyone needs to see this week.

Everyone's always like "girls have it so easy; all they have to do is ask any dude to have sex, and they'll get it." First of all: Shut up. Second: Make a video or two to prove it.

I'd say 50% is a lot more accurate than saying "any guy will say yes," but look at her! Homegirl is freakin' HOTT! So she's bound to get at least twice as many dudes to say yes as your average girl... and she's risking getting arrested.

Now let's see if it's any easier for a dude.

Poor guy gets straight up laughed at! And wet! And straight up crushed. If I'm being honest, I'd probably take him up on it. If I were drunk. Maybe sober... He's not a bad looking guy!... Okay, I guess I'd only do it if he came to my place and someone could watch to make sure I don't get killed.

That's really all it is. Chics are just afraid of the dude doing something beyond sex. They're also worried about being perceived as a slut, but that's a stupid worry that we'll have to tackle some other day.

These people are really great for doing this, though. They're ballsy. They asked couples and families. They put a myth to rest forever. They educated the internet. Bravo, yo.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: couple pranks people by making out on them

Welp, here's another one of a kind prank that is fantastic.

You want a REAL, big reaction from someone? Invade their personal space. Wanna make it even crazier? Make it sexual, obviously.

This couple decided to make-out throughout the mall and Walmart, while literally touching strangers.


Goodness, black women have the absolute best reactions to anything ever of all time. Seriously, I love them.

I also love it when they bring out the sex doll. Can you IMAGINE seeing all of this go down?! I have tears.

And props to the dude who gave props. Now that's a guy who knows how to live life.

That couple has some serious balls. They deserve to be cupped. Frequently.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch etv: messing with people on the beach

Last Friday, the head of Hotourage and Brandon started a new weekly tradition... heading down to the beach and just doing things with the people there! I figure- I have no idea how long I'll be able to live at the beach and be able to do something like this, so I have to take advantage of it, right?!

To kick things off, we went out and just messed with some randoms and had others do some challenges for us. Oh, and I asked everyone, without warning, when they last saw their parents naked.

Also, the thing that made ME geek out the most, was making Brandon lay out a towel and completely invade two girls' personal space. They were NOT happy about it.



I need to get a microphone so you can hear some of the things they're saying... freaking hysterical.

We're planning some pretty awesome things to do out there every week, so be on the lookout for us and come hang! [Minus this week cuz homegirl is going on a mini vaca!]

And if you have any ideas for challenges/dares for us or fun things we can do, tweet me! You know I never say no to a dare!

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: fake zombie makes people poop their pants in miami

All of these zombie stories are making the nation freak the freak out. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little bothered too... how can we not be?!

I know it's a little early but this video of a fake zombie running around Miami and scaring a bunch of guys isn't scary, it will make you cry of laughter. Just watch all the poop dropping into their underwears.



Maybe a little scary having a freaking gun pulled at you, but DAMN he stayed in character for a long time! Oh my goodness, what a freaking genius.

Can we just take a moment to realize how epic Halloween could be this year? Hott damn. So much for not being afraid of "imaginary characters."

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: trailer for betty white's "off their rockers" will be my new favorite show

Welp. Forget Punk'd coming back. Forget about "Wipe Out" being kinda funny. This is totally about to be my new favorite show... INSTANTLY.

Betty White and all of her old friends are pranking us whippersnappers.



It's like all of the best YouTube videos, in one show, done by even MORE unsuspecting people. I'm going to laugh my ass off the entire time AND get tons of ideas for future videos. I freakin' love it already.

January 18th. My calendar has been marked... has yours?

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch etv: i wrapped my boss' office with christmas paper

I've been wanting to prank a boss for well over a year now, and with the holiday season approaching [and super cheap wrapping paper at the dollar store], it was the perfect time!

My boss comes into the office around 5:30am, so while he was somewhere in Dreamland, I covered everything in his office in wrapping paper. Then, naturally, set up two cameras to record his reaction.

I'm not going to lie... I was TERRIFIED for a minute this morning. My stomach literally dropped when I woke up around 5:30, knowing it was going down. If he had something important to do, he totally coulda fired me or hated my guts.

Thanks to him running late, he had to be shoved into his office... but considering he's normally a quiet, passive-aggressive type, he had more reaction than I expected him to....



Best part: Him unwrapping his monitor to see himself blown up on the screen. EXTRA SURPRISE!

Thank GOD I work in the industry I do... and that I have awesome coworkers.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: troy polamalu pretends to be a wax statue

You KNOW I love it when innocent people are messed with when they least expect it, so obviously I had to share this.

Troy Polamalu did his best to look like a wax statue and went into Madame Tussaud's and freaked people out when he came to life.



I guess it's a good thing Steelers fans travel well in this case... I'm sure plenty of people wanted to take their picture with him all the way in LA.

Stupid Steelers fans.. falling for it... Pffftttt. [/sh!t talk]

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: the floating dollar drive thru trick

Obviously I'm now a pro at the whole drive-thru-prank thing, so I can judge others.

But this guy is actually the customer, and doing magic tricks, and I'll be honest- I don't get how he's making a dollar bill just float there.



There must be a spider web or something... It's OBVIOUSLY hanging... but it's invisible! And he gets rid of the string so swiftly!

Man.. now I need to learn magic.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch etv: i worked the sonic drive thru to play pranks

When I say I wanna do something, I normally do everything in my power to make sure I do it. It's taken me over a year to be able to do this, and it was everything I hoped it would be.

I finally convinced Sonic to let me work their drive through for an hour or so, and say whatever my little heart desired to the people coming through. They were not forewarned, they had no idea what was going on, and I had no idea what I'd say.

I set up a camera that was mostly hidden at the drive-thru ordering station, and had Alli film me inside. I also had Niblett call from the station, where he could see/hear nothing but what I was saying, and tell me random things to relay to the customers.

It. was. EPIC.



You'd think they'd be like HELL NO you're never coming back, but the bosses at Sonic LOVED it and said I could come back any time! They even gave me an award! WHATTT.


So much fun... seriously. When I first edited this video, it was almost 20 minutes long... Obviously I cut it down.

Would you judge me if I said I'M SO COOL for doing this?! Cuz I feel like I am... just sayin.

YAY! Bucket list item CHECKED.

love,
elizabethany

PS: See more pictures on their FB page! :)

Tweet

youtube channel of the week: edbassmaster the prankster

Once again my RWDC-producer BFF came through and sent me a hysterical video right when I needed it today.
Even more lucky for me: The whole channel is gold.

edbassmaster does all sorts of pranks on randoms people in places ranging from the library, to the drive-thru, to Craigslist.


Here's the original one he sent me, of him talking to a guy selling a car:



Turns out the "WOULD YA JUST LOOK AT THAT!" line is one of his faves. Here's a recent one:



And who DOESN'T laugh at someone farting?! ESPECIALLY in the library:



Catching people off guard: GOLD.



And because I HATE when people talk on their Bluetooth, this made me mad and laugh at the same time:



He has all sorts of characters throughout his almost 400 videos, so seriously... You know you have some time to kill, do it on his channel.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: the password prank

You know I like watching people mess with people. [Shoot, I like messing with people.] This guy had a pretty great idea.

He told people in random stores that he heard about a secret password discount. It would be some bizarre saying, and they'd have to say it at the counter.



SO good. This is why I need a hidden mic. He did it perfectly.

Thanks for another "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT" moment, dude.

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

watch: fake gorilla makes football players poop their pants

Tweet Okay, the title might be false. BUT. When seniors arrived in Florida for the combine, they were told a gorilla was set loose from the Animal Kingdom...

You'd think football players would be all manly and not afraid, but everyone gets scared sometimes, right?



If only I could identify any of those guys assuming there's SOMEONE from WVU.

It's okay, boys... No one will ever know you got so scared.......

love,
elizabethany

watch: ellen does more pranks with dennis quaid and j lo

Tweet One of my favorite things Ellen does is prank innocent, random people. ESPECIALLY when Dennis Quaid is involved. He's the king of doing it. [Watch the proof!]

She brought him back for more pranks! Except this time, he was telling her what to say! AND, a couple episodes later, had Jennifer Lopez try to be as successful.





I'm still working on trying to do this myself. If anyone can help make this happen, I'd love you forever. Kthanks.

love,
elizabethany

watch: ellen and celebs prank innocent people

Tweet You all know that I've wanted to make a lipdub and really anything viral for a while, but what you don't know is I really, REALLY want to pull this kind of prank on people. I just have to find a place to let me do it.

Dennis Quaid was the first [and still the best] to do it, but lots of celebs love pulling these pranks on random, innocent people in stores around the WB lot.

Here are the latest:

David Beckham-



Sofia Vergara-




And Ellen actually got Jeff Foxworthy!




Someone, anyone in the BCS who has the power to let me do this in a fast food place, or any public service place, PLEASE let me do this. Email me!

love,
elizabethany

hilarious drawbridge prank

There's no real reason for me to post this besides the fact that it made me chuckle out loud while sitting alone in my office.

Someone decided to pull a little prank with the help of a drawbridge and graffiti.


Bahaha. It's a shame this wasn't at a school so it could be a senior prank. It'd rule the world of best senior pranks.

I give whoever did it props. I'm sure hundreds or thousands of people chuckle on their way to and from work now, and that's something not everyone can say they've done to help society.

love,
elizabethany

the real world dc: as we saw it, erika teaches how to be a prankster

Oh man. The second to last week of The Real World: DC! As much as I'm starting to get a little depressed, it's not slowing us down!

This week for our podcast, we talked to Erika! Though she wasn't on the episode, she was on The Sh!t They Shoulda Shown, and definitely seemed to add to the fun.

I wanted to find out all the pranks that went down that weren't shown, who was behind them all, and who was too much of a p-word to break the rules a little. She also helped to give us the Guide to Livin' It Up and Breakin' the Rules on The Real World.



Stay tuned! We have a big week coming up!

As always, like I said... Thank you. And... You're welcome. ;)

love,
elizabethany