elizabethanyTV: making my coworkers smell my armpits

I've decided I'm sick of talking about these cool random products that I find on the internet... and I'm going to start buying them. Unless someone wants to send them to me but lol that's funny.

Native is an all natural deodorant company and they've made a pumpkin spice latte scented deodorant because they're smart and know how to capitalize on the basics.

When it came in, I did the only thing I know how to do: make other people uncomfortable.

I asked people in the office to smell my pits and guess what the scent was. It didn't go over well.

Fun fact: I also did gymnastics today. I made a video AND did gymnastics in one week. I feel so happy-EB right now and I just hope I can keep it up!

love,

elizabethany

the truth behind my sonogram

Hi, I'm Elizabethany. I go to sleep at 3am on an EARLY night. I normally try to sleep til 10, doctor's orders.

Today, I was woken up when my phone came out of silent mode because it thought there was an emergency going on with all of my notifications. Turns out, everyone wanted to congratulate me on my pregnancy thanks to this post.

My GRANDMOTHER got excited. My BEST FRIENDS asked why they didn't know before anyone else. My MOM said "Whose is it?!?!"

..... great, Mom.

I don't know if everyone had a case of the mornings or what but it made me lose my mind a bit.

I'm STILL baffled by how many texts I kept getting throughout the day. The people of the Internet seriously need to check their gullibility levels.

I can promise you I'm not scaring this world with a little EB ANY TIME SOON. No matter how much my family [insanely] begs.

#4condoms



They also hacked into my email, by the way.... sending emails about me dropping MASSIVE deuces. If you wanna see me barge in on the Kane Show, and then discover the emails and read them outloud, skip to 23:00 in this video.

Sigh.

love,
elizabethany

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watch etv: i was a terribly mean cupid to coworkers and shaggy

What do you do to celebrate the holidays at work? Hand out some cards? Bring in some goodies?
I choose to get mostly naked and shoot a Nerf bow and arrow gun thing at my coworkers.... and Shaggy. Like Mr Boombastic Shaggy. Who randomly walked in when I was dressed like a frickin weirdo. He loved it.

This is the real way to show love in 2015, duh.



I wish you coulda seen the whole run-in with Shaggy. Homeboy came through the door and I had no idea he was early. "Oh... heyyy Shaggyyyy....."

Side note: Do you see that huge dent in my thigh?! That's not cottage cheese, that's an actual dent I got when I fell down the stairs during Santacon a year and a half ago. Sexy.

Sorry I'm not sorry to my coworkers. There will be more of this coming.

love,
elizabethany


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watch: corey gets revenge on me

This is about to become an epic war....

Remember when Corey so rudely left his phone right in front of me [it's torture not to look through it!] and I posted the hilarious pictures of him "Biebering?!" Well.... he got me back.

A studio FULL of Taylor Swift pictures. EVERYWHERE. I've never walked into a studio with worse energy.

Seriously, I was shaking... for like an hour. Everywhere I looked there were more, I was late for my show.. SHE'S THE WORST!

Ugh. Now I gotta come up with something to ruin his show... or something to make him rage like that. He's hard to piss off, though... I'll accept any and all ideas you have.

Game on, Corey. GAME. ON.

love,
elizabethany

PS: Once I did get my show under control, I came up with a new game I call "Dared or Scared." Someone calls in with a dare, and we give that to the second caller. If they complete the dare, they win. If they don't, the other person wins! Homegirl was dared to say things while someone else's toes were in her mouth. BARFTASTIC.

Seeing people post videos/pics/tweets/whatever about listening to the radio or even cooler- being on it, is the coolest thing for us. People should do it more often. :)

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watch: asking 100 people to bang you

It's only Tuesday, but I'm telling you right now- These are the videos everyone needs to see this week.

Everyone's always like "girls have it so easy; all they have to do is ask any dude to have sex, and they'll get it." First of all: Shut up. Second: Make a video or two to prove it.

I'd say 50% is a lot more accurate than saying "any guy will say yes," but look at her! Homegirl is freakin' HOTT! So she's bound to get at least twice as many dudes to say yes as your average girl... and she's risking getting arrested.

Now let's see if it's any easier for a dude.

Poor guy gets straight up laughed at! And wet! And straight up crushed. If I'm being honest, I'd probably take him up on it. If I were drunk. Maybe sober... He's not a bad looking guy!... Okay, I guess I'd only do it if he came to my place and someone could watch to make sure I don't get killed.

That's really all it is. Chics are just afraid of the dude doing something beyond sex. They're also worried about being perceived as a slut, but that's a stupid worry that we'll have to tackle some other day.

These people are really great for doing this, though. They're ballsy. They asked couples and families. They put a myth to rest forever. They educated the internet. Bravo, yo.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: couple pranks people by making out on them

Welp, here's another one of a kind prank that is fantastic.

You want a REAL, big reaction from someone? Invade their personal space. Wanna make it even crazier? Make it sexual, obviously.

This couple decided to make-out throughout the mall and Walmart, while literally touching strangers.


Goodness, black women have the absolute best reactions to anything ever of all time. Seriously, I love them.

I also love it when they bring out the sex doll. Can you IMAGINE seeing all of this go down?! I have tears.

And props to the dude who gave props. Now that's a guy who knows how to live life.

That couple has some serious balls. They deserve to be cupped. Frequently.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: invisible ghost driver in the drive thru [prank!]

Oh. My. GOD. I saw this "costume" on Pinterest, but now seeing it in action with this prank video, it's the best prank I've seen in a year. [And I don't mean the "it's only been 9 days in 2013 kinda year]

Watch people FREAK THEIR FREAK when a car pulls up with "no one" in it.


I'm crying. Tears. Coming out of my eyeballs. That is so good.

"AM I TRIPPIN'?!"
And the dude who keeps closing and opening the window as if he's playing peek-a-boo with a baby! Oh my goodness.

I'll be back, I wanna watch that again.

love,
elizabethany

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