watch: movie trailer for jackass' bad grandpa

Normally I'm not jumping out of my seat or bed or anything to see a Jackass movie, but I might be there for opening night with this one.

It's kinda scripted, but it's real pranks, performed in front of real people, with their real reactions. AKA my favorite kinda videos on YouTube or anywhere.


I laughed out loud in the trailer three times. That doesn't happen. Ever.

I'M SO EXCITED! This is going to be so good.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: elders react to twerking

Okay, so we've seen old ladies try to twerk, but this is better. This is a batch of grannies and gramps of all varieties being exposed to twerking, and giving their epic reactions. [Yeah, I'm still saying epic- get off me.]

First of all, Don and Rock are the freakin' MANS! [Saying men seemed weird.] They made me laugh the most. [And Granddad's name is Don, so that's obviously where the awesome comes from.]

"I can't move like that, bro!" Oh my goodness, I almost lost it.

Then we get the "we get excited about an ankle or a wrist, but a booty, upside, shaking to the music? HELLO! We explode!" A little TMI, dude... but I loved every word of it.

My stomach seriously hurts from laughing. I love it. So much.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: old people rap about jesus

This is... well, I don't even know a good word for it. Just watch two old people trying to connect with the young whippersnappers by rapping that Jesus is their *n-bomb.*

Some "highlights":

• "I preach the word, and that's my gig, and I rhyme better than Notorious Big."
• "He's the son of the original G."
• "Turn the other cheek" AND SHE GIVES US HER ASS! I can't.

And the sunglasses and head nod?! Is that their hype man with the headphones?! Oh em gee what were these people thinking?! I seriously have no words. Can't stop laughing.

love,
elizabethany

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i spy: people in the club that need better friends

REAL friends don't let their friends leave the house looking like a fool... which is why these people I saw in the bars and clubs last week need to re-evaluate the people they hang out with.

Pull your mother effing pants up, bro. You're WEARING A BELT, that holds up up under your butt?! Excuse me if I sound all grandma-like, but no girl in her right mind is going to find this hott.

Maybe this guy just needs to consult his kids before he goes out. Not only is he at a place full of 21 year old girls, but he's wearing a COSBY SWEATER. Ugly sweater season ended a month ago. It's time to move on.

I don't even know what to say about this man. I couldn't stop staring. I still can't stop staring. That 'stache. The sneaks you can't see in this pic. The hair. It's... real.

This picture doesn't do this act justice, but homeboy was not just chair-dancing.... he was chair-banging. It was a full on NC-17 chair porno in the middle of the dance floor.

As for this guy, I am naturally drawn to the light-up shirts [in a good way], which are probably more d-baggy than I'm willing to admit. You tell me if this should be allowed or not.

I've been working on making some gifs for some of these people's dance moves, along with a lot more, and let me tell you.... They might give my dad a run for his money. It's been a long time since I've done I Spy posts, but I need to bring it back. People watching is much too fun not to share.

love,
elizabethany

PS: If you ever see any crazy people out and about, you know I expect you to let a girl know?! [FYI: "a girl" is me...]

PPS: I really shouldn't be allowed to judge these people, considering I was seen doing this in the bar the other night.....

It's my [drunken] Kim Kardashian impression......... Don't ask questions.

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watch: three grannies watch kim kardashian's sex tape

I know I normally steer clear of all things Kardashian, but this is too damn good NOT to watch.

Whether or not it's real/not scripted at all, I really doubt it... but that's not the point. When these three grandmas watch Kim K's sex tape with Ray J and make these hilarious comments, I can't stop laughing.



She's using two hands! It's purple at the top! JUST LOOK AT IT!!!!

"That's greek. That's what the Greeks do."

Oh my goodness. So freaking good.

I've been wanting to get my granddad on my show for years now to get him to talk about "in" things, and thought about bringing up the story I found about a grandparent's sex tips, but I don't think I'm ready for all that yet. As funny as he is, that's still weird...

...but ya never know.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: 86 year old gymnast competes on floor and p-bars

I'll never forget doing a handstand/headstand contest with my great-grandfather when he was in his 80s and I was in my gymnastics-prime, and he beat me! Some people grow old with numbers, but they stay strong!

This 86 year old German gymnast is the same way. She's been doing gymnastics for over 60 years. [SIXTY!!!] She stepped out onto the floor and on the p-bars [which is not a female event these days..] and killed it! Cartwheels, planches.. I'm impressed!





She's amazing! Her name is Johanna Quass and she's officially one of my heroes. I always had the goal of being 50 or 60 and doing cartwheels and handstands with my best friend, but now that has been upped. I better be doing them until the day I die.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: trailer for betty white's "off their rockers" will be my new favorite show

Welp. Forget Punk'd coming back. Forget about "Wipe Out" being kinda funny. This is totally about to be my new favorite show... INSTANTLY.

Betty White and all of her old friends are pranking us whippersnappers.



It's like all of the best YouTube videos, in one show, done by even MORE unsuspecting people. I'm going to laugh my ass off the entire time AND get tons of ideas for future videos. I freakin' love it already.

January 18th. My calendar has been marked... has yours?

love,
elizabethany

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i spy: granny gettin down and crunk at the club

You may have seen my Twitpic over the weekend describing the grandma we had at our club event on Friday night, and my promise to put up a video.

I have kept my promise! This grandma was taking shots, droppin' it like it's hot, and backin' it up on all the boys in the club.

No, really... I'm not kidding.



Some grannies know how to party, some don't. This one clearly did.

She was with some younger ladies [by younger, I mean about 40-50 years old] who were all about her having the time of her life. No one cared I was videoing/taking pictures.. In fact: she high-fived me when she caught me!

Bobby Hollywood kept calling her out on the mic, and she would just drop it even lower or shake it even faster. The finger in the mouth that moves down her shirt and into her cleavage: It happened. It. Was. Amazing.

If only I hadn't forgotten my camera in my car this night, of all nights. Thank goodness my phone has a decent one.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: "i'm callin the internet police!"

If this lady's appearance isn't enough to get you to watch the video, maybe the fact that her grandson is screamin' and hollerin' about his account being hacked while she threatens the Internet police will be.



Godblessamerica I'm crying in my office at 8am. What a beautiful way to start my morning.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: old ladies do crazy things on public transportation

Just when I thought I had posted everything crazy that you love to see in NYC, a woman has to go and shower on the Subway. I mean... she just needed to wash up real quick, I don't know why people had to go and tape it! [THANK YOU.]


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That of course sparked more videos of crazy ladies over on Buzzfeed, and I'm proud to say I have posted most of them on here before!

One I missed- this old lady straight fuh-REAKING out when her plane is landing.



Can you imagine being homeboy sitting next to her?! Next to EITHER of them! I would have lost it RIGHT AWAY!

Oh, old ladies, thank you for providing me with laughs once you go batsh!t crazy.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: oldest couple to ever get married

I can't decide if this is funny, cute, scary, or what... But it goes to show ya that it's never too late to fall in love!

This couple got married on the man's 100th birthday, dancing and everything included!



They're totally cute, and DANG! Lookin' healthy!, minus his face that's freaking me out a little bit.

I wonder if they had guests at their wedding. I'm sure they had to, right? It's probably awful of me to even ask that. I'M SORRY!

love,
elizabethany

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i spy: granny sneaking a beer

Tweet We've all learned the trick of putting alcohol in a water bottle and sneaking it into the football stadium.

I didn't learn it from my parents. They'd never get caught doing such a thing. [Well, not mom anyway...]

But this must be the coolest, most badass granny on the block because I sat and watched her pour her beer into this water bottle, drink a little, and then fit some more in.

She definitely shoved it in her purse and left the tent right after... and you KNOW they're not going to go questioning Granny at the gate!

If Granny does it, it makes it totally okay for everyone, so sneak and drink on, my friends!

love,
elizabethany

watch: old lady dancing in walmart

I might have to dare myself to do this.



She is having the time of her life in the middle of Walmart, not worried about the people looking at her. That's how you know you're A) Happy and B) Confident.

Imagine if I did this with my oh-so-fabulous white girl dance?! I wonder if my dare-tagalong BFF will be okay with that...

love,
elizabethany

watch: breakdancing granny

OMG! If you've never seen a grandma breakdance[which I'm assuming you haven't], you need to watch this so that your life will be complete.

And don't you dare stop it early. She gets dowwwnnn! Literally.



She's so serious about it!!! Amazing.

Apparently this happened at a block party in NYC. I can only assume it was the Mad Decent & Jelly Block Party in Brooklyn this past weekend. The one we thought about going, but didn't. Ugh. Always go with your gut or you miss out on greatness!

Granny, you're my hero.

love,
elizabethany

watch: boom, boom, POW!

So you watch this video, and you see the couple dancing around a bunch of other people...

If you're like me, your initial reaction is probably something like "OK, they're not half bad!"

Then they start doing something awkward... Meh, it's forgivable.

But then.. What the H?!?!?



Did he really just start slapping her?! On the RANDOM?! I mean, is that a part of the dance? I highly doubt it.

I mean... YIKES!

And you better believe if any guy tried to pull this "dance move" on me, he'd get slapped right back, even harder! So don't try it, fellas.

love,
elizabethany

watch: grandmas play sex game

Oh no no no no. This can not happen....

I've always said when I get older, I'm going to stay the same and be funny and ridiculous, but now that I watch this video, I'm disturbed.

These grandmas take a plunger and a toilet paper roll, and play the raunchiest sex game a group of grannies can play.



Seriously... Thank goodness one of them isn't mine. What would you do if you noticed one of them was yours?! Join in or cry?

On another note, it's a hilarious game, and I'd like for my BFF to take mental note of it so we can play it at my bachelorette party in 10 years. Thanks.

love,
elizabethany