watch: vine champion knows how to make people uncomfortable

By now you should know how much I love messing with people, making them feel uncomfortable, etc... and I especially like watching other people do it, even if I get jealous that they're getting all the attention.

Jérôme Jarre deserves every bit of attention for his Vine. In 6 seconds he can make anyone squirm and it's a beautiful thing.

 "Really?"

 

Pretty sure this is a must-try.

 And definitely doing this the next time someone tries to give me something.

He's got to have the biggest balls in the world... like bigger than the 142 pounder. Or he just likes to have fun... and combine all that with his voice... I just wanna know if he'll marry me.

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elizabethany

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i spy: me being stoopid this weekend

I've been trying to come up with more I Spy posts lately, and it seems as though when I'm drunk, I think everything is worthy of a post.

After going through my pictures from this weekend and remembering the things I said to people, I've finally come to the realization that I am absolutely ridiculous. Here are some of the happenings:

I was extremely fascinated by this guy's outfit. I couldn't believe he was seriously wearing it in public. The fedora, the blue and white striped linen pants, and that pink polo was even popped at one point. After a couple failed attempts at taking a sneaky picture, I walked by him said "HEY, SMILE, YOU'RE ON EB's CAMERA!" ...and quickly ran away. He tried asking questions, but he got no further information besides "INTERNET!" 

Drunk goggles were in effect here. I SWORE this dude looked just like RGIII from the back, so I walked up to him, said a couple sweet-nothings, then asked for a picture. He had no idea I was making the damn-it's-not-RGIII face on the right, and when I told him to turn around for the second picture, I made him not ask any questions. I then skipped away and avoided him for the rest of the night. Why do people trust me?!

Now THIS was funny. The station is at Luckie's in Hampton on Saturday nights, and they had this and many other signs throughout the place. I needed to entertain myself, so I tried to find the most awkward couples and conveniently placed the sign above them. I said zero words, did everything I could not to make eye contact, and damn near got kicked out of the bar. [I hate using the "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" line, but it had to be done to save my ass from security this time.]

So, basically, I'm pretty sure I'm a huge dbag these days, but I do crack myself up. [Which I guess makes me a bigger one....] It's just SO FUN to mess with people and leave them wondering "WTF just happened to me?!"

Oh... you got EB'd. Sorryboutchya.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: fabulous dancing throughout the subway

Oh, looky here... Another video of someone busting out with random acts in front of random people.

This oh-so-fabulous man named Phil dance-walked throughout the Subway, taking random's hats and sitting with strangers along the way.



It's funny because New Yorkers are probably so used to this by now that when they see a camera, they just deal with it. They make no reaction. HOW CAN YOU NOT LAUGH AT THIS?! Silly New Yorkers. Loosen up, would ya?

I'm surprised it's not DanChiz who did this. It reminds me of him booty droppin.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: the password prank

You know I like watching people mess with people. [Shoot, I like messing with people.] This guy had a pretty great idea.

He told people in random stores that he heard about a secret password discount. It would be some bizarre saying, and they'd have to say it at the counter.



SO good. This is why I need a hidden mic. He did it perfectly.

Thanks for another "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT" moment, dude.

love,
elizabethany

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