watch: lance bass' boy band's single "facebook official" is awful

Oh dear. When I heard Lance Bass was putting together a boy band, I was excited. Now that I see the result, I want to cry.

He could have put something awesome together... Instead, he formed "Heart2Heart" and gave them "Facebook Official" as their first single.

They were also gifted with amazing looks.............



Such QUALITY lyrics...

• 'Heart2Heart is back/ FB chat poppin’ on my Mac.'
• 'C’mon/ Myspace is dead/ I’m checking your page to see what you said.'
• 'Heart on your page/Heart, heart on your page/let’s make it official.'
• 'Can you confirm this request/Agree to my terms of service.'
• 'Status update/what/checking pics of your butt.'

Oofff.. At least it's entertaining... kinda.... right?

love,
elizabethany

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christina aguilera looks beyond scary and awful at michael jackson tribute

Woah, heyzeus! We knew Christina Aguilera was losing herself and looking a little rough, but I think this transformation trumps any that Kelly Clarkson, Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson could even have nightmares about.

Look at these pictures from her performance at the Michael Jackson tribute and try not to cry or vomit.

There is no excuse for letting yourself go like that. She needs a wake-up call.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: electronic pickpocketing is crazy and scary

Tweet Normally when my mom sends an email warning me about something that could happen to me, it's old news. This time it was something I've never heard of.

Apparently for under $100, someone can get a scanner that can scan your credit card that's inside your wallet, inside your purse or pocket, as they walk by you.

Seriously. Look.



Andddd this is why technology is really getting scary. Besides a sleeve or something to protect it, how else do you make sure that doesn't happen?! It's not like you can have a bubble around you on a crowded street.

Wow. Wowwowwow.

love,
elizabethany

i spy: a guy turning a dc intersection into his stage

Tweet I did a lot of running around while I was home last week. I love adventures! When my NYC adventure came to an end [after a way too long bus ride], it ended comically.

We pulled up at the intersection to find a man twirling and jumping around, shouting random things that sounded something like "New York", in the middle of a relatively busy intersection in the middle of DC.

As you can imagine, people were gathering, honking, laughing... and wondering what the H this man was doing and if he'd ever stop.



That's obviously only a quick moment of how long he went for. I was at that intersection for a good 20 minutes and he never once stopped or slowed down. The only thing that slowed down were the cars that couldn't move thanks to him.

Part of me wonders if he's still alive. I'd end up getting some pretty serious road rage and probably just trampling him. It was 4pm on a New Year's Eve Friday, after all.

I've always wanted to stumble upon the random craziness of people, and now I've caught one on tape. I hope he got his ish together.

love,
elizabethany

watch: miley cyrus high as ____

Tweet Seriously, though... Who didn't expect Miley to go head first over a cliff the day she turned 18?

Apparently it actually took 5 days after she turned 18 to get higher than Britney Spears and become the dumbest celebrity out there.

She got high off salvia and let her friends INTERVIEW AND RECORD her!



Okay so I about fell out of my chair from laughing so hard, but WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!

I'm sure she was thinking "if I let my friends record me and leak this to the internet, I won't be thought of as the Disney chic anymore."

You're right, Miley. No matter the drug you're smoking, you've officially lost all of your Disney fans... Which BTW- was 75% of your following.

Helloooo Lindsay Lohan Jr.

Now I will watch it again. And bookmark it for days I need a good laugh/proof that I'm pretty awesome.

love,
elizabethany

i spy: something that should not be hanging out

Tweet Last week I went to a "rap concert" [I say it in quotes because it was all of the guys who have those dumb rap dance songs on YouTube that make them big] and I am going to have the best I Spy's for you guys the next few weeks.

Up first: This girl who clearly has not a care in the world for letting it all hang out.


Sure, her undies are hanging out. It's nothing I haven't shown you on I Spy before, right?

Well, there's more to it. If you look closer, you see something really, terribly embarrassing. I'll let you see it by clicking here.

Oh, BTW- This happened at like 10:30 or 11. It wasn't even late yet.

Classy girls at rap concerts/bars... Not looking out for EB's camera. Shame on them, but thanks!

love,
elizabethany

watch: two reasons why drugs are bad... but hilarious

Tweet Okay, seriousy... Drugs are bad. Don't do them. They're illegal. No one should do anything illegal. Ever.

Now that we've gotten that outta the way.... be prepared to laugh.

This guy apparently thinks it feels good and safe to roll his lard around in the middle of the road... in the middle of the day.



And this chic apparently thinks that she's the only one in the pool... Unless she thinks a synchronized swimming team is with her somewhere.



Both of those seriously had me shedding tears from laughing so hard. Imagine it being your friend. Now you're laughing harder, huh?

REMEMBER, KIDS: D.A.R.E. taught us to say NO!

Unless of course you're saying YES to YOUTUBE!

love,
elizabethany

nifty website: terez owens

Tweet I'm not sure why I've never heard of this website, but everyone I've mentioned it to hasn't heard about it either, so it's time to spread the word.

What's better than sports or gossip news?! A combination of BOTH!

This blog, "Terez Owens," who must be involved with the Perez Hilton circle somehow because of the look and name of the blog, takes sports news to a whole new level of interesting. It's not the stories you read on ESPN, it's probably the stories my readers would be interested in.

For example, here are some of the latest:

• Brett Favre Dong Pics Released: Might Face Suspension
• Kim Kardashian Looking to Date Yankees Players
• Former MLB Star Roberto Alomar Hid HIV From Wife
• Matt Kemp and Rihanna On the Rocks
• The Yankees Robinson Cano is a Pimp
  

BRETT FAVRE HAS PEE-PEE PICTURES BEING RELEASED! What!!!

I just found this website a few days ago and I'm addicted, and I'm thinkin' you might be too. You're welcome.

And thank you, Terez... For making sports interesting for even the girly girls. [Not me, the other silly girls who'd rather bedazzle their authentic jerseys than wear them as is.]

love,
elizabethany

life lessons 100510

Tweet This is definitely my favorite segment on my show.

Just listen. And learn lessons. And don't be dumb.



love,
elizabethany

watch: bffs break up on x factor

Tweet It's never fun to fight with your BFF. It gets ugly when there's physical fighting involved. It's even worse when it ultimately results in a break-up of friendship.... But it's the worst when it's on national [or should we even consider this global at this point?!] television.

Watch what happens when two girls want to make it big on X-Factor, but things go wrong:



Girls, girls, girls..... Don't you know you're supposed to pull the hair and throw a couple slaps?! That way it gets really interesting!

Here's to hoping they work things out! And here's a toast to Simon for being on point and hilarious, as always.

love,
elizabethany

i spy: a girl who needs more clothes on

Tweet It's been a VERY long time since I've played this super fun game I call "I Spy."

In case you've never been a part of it here on love, e, I show you things that I see out in public that are "OMG" worthy.

It needs to come back... and today, it is. Thanks to some hooker girl deciding it was okay to wear a shirt as a dress in Northgate the other night.

Ladies... Darlings... Friends.... Wearing shirts as dresses is not okay. I know I'm no style expert, but seeeeeeriously. Dress a little classier, will ya?! I've noticed girls hike up the skirts and add some inches to their heels around here, but sometimes enough is enough.

Also- beware of EB on the streets. Hopefully homegirl doesn't read this. Or... hopefully she does, gets the hint, comments back hating my guts, and never does it again.

And to any girls who have friends that wear things that aren't so great- For the love of God, TELL THEM!!!! You wouldn't want to look a hott mess in public either, would you?!

love,
elizabethany

PS: In case my ex-friend who once left me stranded still reads this, I think someone should tell you that it's time to switch up your wardrobe choices so that it better suits your body ASAP. You're welcome.
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miley's gone real, real bad for her new movie

TweetEveryone should know I'm a big fan of Miley, but all this becoming uber-slut so soon thing is not okay with me.

Whether she likes it or not, she started on the Disney Channel, and she needs to respect her younger fans. Instead, she's taking a role in a movie that is a bit controversial, to say the least.

Apparently Lola [AKA Miley] loses her virginity, smokes pot, gets wasted, kisses girls on the lips, and shows her mom Ana, played by actress Demi Moore, her Brazilian wax in her new movie "LOL: Laughing Out Loud."

Yikes.

The movie sounds like a good plot, though:

"The film focuses on communication gap between Lola and her mother, due to the increasing use of YouTube, iTunes and Facebook. Lola's mom, Anne, "accidentally" reads her teenage daughter's racy journal and dicovers Lola's wild ways."

It's supposed to debut next year, but expect lots of criticizing people. I'll probably be joining them.

What do you think?!



Please, Miley, for the love of all the little Disney lovin' girls out there, calm your ass down and ease into things, will ya?!

love,
elizabethany

watch: unforgivable lion king

Remember the Unforgivable videos that swept the nation a couple years ago? Ya know, the black guy in the woods saying just about every wrong thing he could possibly say and talking about wanting free Chicken-fil-a?!

Well he's bacckkk!

...Kinda, anyway. I found this video of the Lion King version of it, and it's pretty freakin' good. It makes it funny all over again.



So inappropriate, but so good.

love,
elizabethany

on the racks: heidi montag in people again

Ya know when there's that freak in the room that it's rude to stare at but you just can't help it? That's what Heidi Montag is to me. I can't stop looking at before and after pictures of her. I even brought my laptop to the dinner table the other night to show my mom.

This week there's a fantastic full-body shot of her in People Magazine:

Seriously. I can't keep my eyes off of her. [And no, you perv.. Not in that I-want-you-now way] Her boobs are ridiculous. Her eyebrows give me that scary why-are-you-looking-at-me-like-that feeling. Even her hair looks terrible!

Here's how she feels about her transformation this week:

“I’m very fragile. I’m not in a great place right now. I was hysterical the whole time. It was so hurtful.... [But] I’m thrilled. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life.”

How the eff can she honestly think she looks better now?!

This feeling I feel when I look at her must be the way some people felt watching Michael Jackson change, only worse. Wow.

What do you think?! Is she crazy for all the changes, or does she really look better now?!



PS: No basing your judgment on her boobs alone, boys!

Remember when she looked like this?

Yeah, she was way cuter back then... And definitely looked happier than she does now. I'm not sure she can even pretend to smile these days.

love,
elizabethany

watch: i am tiger woods

I've been pretty anti-posting things about Tiger just because I think there's enough of it everywhere else, but this video is pretty funny. [It's also NSFW language-wise...]

Don Glover does his best impersonation of Tiger Woods and explains what Tiger does besides play golf.



I mean... Wow... Okay. Way to just throw it all out there, right?!

This video reminds me of something my raw BFFs would totally say/do, naturally, on a daily basis. Out of control.

At least you got it off your chest, right Tiger Don?

love,
elizabethany

PS: Steve Harvey was on Ellen the other day and gave a quick tip for Tiger: "Stop eating out."

the jersey shore is causing death threats

MTV's "Jersey Shore" may be some people's new favorite show, but it's causing some serious repercussions!

The show is absolutely ridiculous... Everyone knows it. [Although, my I'm-so-awesome-I-can-backstab-friends ex-friend of mine thinks these people are actually attractive... WHAT?!] I think the only other people genuinely liking the stereotypes portrayed are the people who fit right in, and are proud of it.

The other people, who may or may not fit in but are stereotyped the same way, are furious.

"MTV is providing a one-dimensional, dramatized version of a very small group of visitors’ summer experiences in one Jersey Shore town. We're flattered that MTV thinks we're an interesting enough destination to warrant an entire reality series, but the national TV audience is hardly getting the full story."
- Daniel Cappello, Executive Director of the Jersey Shore Convention and Visitors Bureau

"Their behavior is reprehensible and demeaning in all respects. I don't see any redeeming value in the show. They are an embarrassment to themselves and to their families."
André DiMino, President of Unico National

They've gone as far as to submit death threats to MTV and its staff, stand outside of the Times Square studios to threaten the company, and even pull advertising [Dominos].

MTV doesn't seem to be too worried about it, though. They're going along with the show, probably getting tons of people wanting that advertising space because of the outrageous ratings, and standing by their concept.

"We understand that this show is not intended for every audience and depicts just one aspect of youth culture. Our intention was never to stereotype, discriminate or offend."

I'll be the first to admit, the show is absolutely an embarrassment to Italians and people of Jersey, but so what?! Even my hickey-contest-havin' BFF is a proud Italian [that doesn't fit this stereotype] and admits it's a hilarious show.

So, all of you freaking out about the show, calm your life. It's comedy. These people are ruining their lives and images, not you.

love,
elizabethany

watch: football players gouge out eyes now

Alright, I’ve heard of a few things happening under the pile in a football game. Ya normally just get a few dirty words and maybe a pinch or a scratch.

But not the Florida Gators All-American Brandon Spikes. Nope. He took it to a whole other level Saturday as he tried gouging the eyes of Washaun Ealey during the Gators’ rout to victory Saturday.

Take a look for yourselves.

To watch the video and read more from Mikey P, click here!!

nighttime hangover 110409

So... It's a little late to be getting over a hangover but ya know.. Sometimes it happens to the best of us. I personally put the blame on WTF Tuesday at McFadden's.

Anyway, Happy Hump Day!!!

• I'm starting with this because it's really, really good, and made me laugh out loud.... Things women think during sex.
  
• Who's the worst influence in Hollywood?! Apparently Miley Cyrus.
• There are some things that under no circumstance should a woman under 30 even think about doing.
• If you're really desperate for a job, you could always watch people wash their hands for hours.... 'Cuz that's always fun.
• I have never looked forward to Black Friday as much as I am this year... And I'm ready to know the deals!
  
• The whole Jon and Kate thing really urks me, and the fact that Jon is talking about all of this on Twitter is even more bothersome. Yet, I'm posting it and telling you to read.
• One of the first impressions you get of a man is his bedding. [Assuming you go to his house.] What does it say about him?!
• Any item that claims to have someone's sweat on it should be included in the most hilarious Ebay auctions of all time.
• We all know how much I love the 90s... So here are the top 20 style icons of my favorite decade.
  
• Brett Favre injured his groin, and his coach loves to talk about how they rubbed it.
  
• Want to know what your poop says about you? There's an app for that.
  
• I 100% disagree with this survey, but maybe it's because the Americans didn't conduct it. It's the sexiest accents in the world.
• Just some more Lady Gaga WTF
• If I ever saw my family or neighbors doing this, I'd run for my life.
• This just looks like something I want to do right now
• Before you hop a fence, you might want to know what's on the other side first.
  
  
  
• I shall share this for two reasons- My ginger ex-roommate, and so I don't feel so alone with my Narcolepsy.
  
  
  
• Top Chef got a little raunchy with Natalie Portman!
  
  
  

That'll do it! I think I'm feeling refreshed already! Expect some late-night blogging! Sorry for today's delay!

love,
elizabethany

what i have to say about the redskins: week 7

Well, I don’t even know what to say anymore about my beloved Washington Redskins. I mean, when someone tells me “Redskins suck!” I really can’t argue it like I used to.

They lost 27-17 but that last touchdown was handed to them as a sign of thanks by the Eagles. And once again, the Redskins score 17 points tying their season high which actually rises their average to 13.7 points per game.

Now, there were some positives I saw within the game, but very few.

To read more of Mikey P's response to the game click here!

sexy halloween costumes... for guys?!

A college girl's favorite search on Google right now is "sexy Halloween costumes." It's a fact. I don't know who has proven it, but it's a true statement.

Anyway... It's something we expect. College girls to run around in costumes that don't mean a thing and required no effort or creativity besides maybe trying to lose a few pounds.

Did you know there are tons of sexy costumes for guys, too?! I don't mean a good, thought out, sexy man in uniform... I mean showing some skin, the goods, etc. Most of them even have a matching version for the female. [Not that any girl would find it sexy for a guy to match another girl, though...]

I..... I'm speechless almost. Is this real?! Are these models real?!

I can't decide if it's the model or the actual costume that makes me drop by jaw is disgust, but either way... Every single one of these guys and their costumes might as well come with a really big D-BAG or TOOL temporary tattoo to be placed on the forehead. I'm sure any moron who would buy these would fall for it.

Like... WHAT?!?!? These are even worse than STRIPPER costumes and guys are going to go out "trick or treating" in them?! Oh my word, Lord please help whoever actually does so.

Yeah... I can't even say anything else. I can't take it. These are nuts.

Boys- You wear these as a grown man, and you might as well commit suicide. [Although I imagine most Jersey Halloween parties come with plenty of these guys in the crowd.]

love,
elizabethany