watch: people in sports being straight up awesome

Sometimes people look at videos and see something over a minute and think "I'm too ADD for this."

No one is too ADD for this video. Not even me. It's quick clips of TONS of people from ALL sports being straight up awesome at life.


Those people flying through the air and flipping a bajillion times- Awesome. Flips over people on the football field- awesome. Breaking a TON of tackles like "Get OFF me!"- Awesome. FLIPPING AROUND A BAR WHILE HOLDING ONTO YOUR FRIEND- AWESOME. You guys are neat.

love,
elizabethany

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boobies are flying everywhere during water polo!

Apparently we need to be watching more women's water polo, friends. According to Terez Owens, things are getting pretty entertaining.

First there was a huge nip slip, now one lady got her titty twisted big time.

Click here to see the pics!

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watch: motorcycles crash, dance, and cause temper tantrums

Obviously motorcycle crashes should never be funny, but this one has me in tears because of laughing. Woops.

What happens when two racers crash, their bikes find each other, and decide to put on a show of their own? Just watch:



What the bikes are doing is not the funny part at all! The funny part: The multiple FAILED attempts at trying to get the bikes, then the temper tantrum that followed.

Hey dude, you fell off. Sit back and enjoy the show as much as you can.

love,
elizabethany

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budweiser's new sport: poolball

Who better to invent an awesome new sport than a bunch of people whose jobs are to get themselves and people all over the world drunk?! NO ONE.

Budweiser came up with the concept of "Poolball." Part soccer. Part pool. ALL AWESOME.



I'm awful at soccer, and I typically think it's the most boring sport out there... but I betchya I could have a BLAST with this!

Someone find me a bar who is willing to install this and let's make it happen!

love,
elizabethany

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watch: the 2011 us pole dancing champion

The US Pole Dancing Championships have always fascinated me, and now they've crowned their latest champion.

Check out Natasha Wang, who makes pole dancing look elegant, intense, and painful.



Homegirl has some serious strength and probably deals with crazy raspberries on her body. I don't know how she puts up with that metal pulling on her skin! Ouch.

It's definitely hott, though... And I'm jealous I can't do it like she does.

Shoot, I can't do what ANY of them do. It's incredible.



And I've added them all to my list of heroes. Dang gurls.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: 2 snowboards, a jump, and a backflip

Tweet Not only is it an X-rated week, it's a very video-strong one, too!

This is quick, but way too cool not to share. This guy does a backflip off a jump where he starts on one snowboard, and ends on another!



CRAZY right?! I used to help train skiers and snowboarders with flips, but I never prepared them to do something this awesome! Fail on my part.

love,
elizabethany

the world series of beer pong is coming!

Tweet Every year I miss the sign-ups and say "Next year I'm going, damnit."

Well... I know it's time to sign-up, but I'm poor. So I want YOU to go for me!

I want my readers/friends/fam to go experience the World Series of Beer Pong, take lots of videos, send them to me, report on it for me, and maybe even tell the world about love, EB.

What I'll give ya to do it: A hug. And that's pretty freakin' valuable.

Here are the deets if you want in this amazing, once in a lifetime, pretty good deal:

ANYONE can sign up. Even if you suck. But please, don't suck.

It's in VEGAS from January 1-5 [Hello AWESOME start to the New Year!]

The rooms are pretty cheap and look HELLA nice! This is the cheapest room, which is $450 per teammate for a 4 night stay The Flamingo and entry into the tournament, which guarantees 12 games, and all the alcohol you'll need.



The winning team gets $50,000.

Do I need to say that again?! $50,000!!!!!

Oh man, I really wanna go. I've never been to Vegas! Hmph. I'll have to settle for living vicariously through others.

If you sign up- let me know! Seriously. I'll rep you HARD.

love,
elizabethany

top 10 reasons to play sports in washington dc

So recently, many players have left DC for new homes in all different sports. The Redskins let go of ten veterans, the Wizards recently let go of some of their top talents, and the Georgetown University is having trouble in basketball this year due to lack of recruiting.

So, in order to bring in some new names, I decided to make a little list of all the reasons D.C. is the place to be when it comes to playing a professional, or collegiate, sport.

Top 10 Reasons to Play Pro Sports in Washington

#10. Hellloooooo, Real World D.C. was just there! Okay so it's not a huge deal to athletes, but really, not many Real World towns have five major sport sporting teams such as D.C.. Just sayin.




To read the other reasons, click here!

ian poulter gives one extra little birdie

This past weekend was just any other golf outing without Tiger Woods. But something did manage to catch the medias eye.

Ian Poulter, basically a no-name golfer from England, had a quick and not so subtle message for the fans.

To read about the only thing worth talking about in golf these days, Mikey P's got the scoop! Thanks, bro!

olympic gold medals love each other

Ooh lookie here! Two Olympic-related posts today!

Apparently there's something new playing cupid these days: The Olympic gold medal!

Nastia Liukin won it in the All-Around for gymnastics in 2008, and now she's dating Evan Lysacek! [He's the first one to win a gold for men's figure skating in 22 years!] Apparently it's been going on since last summer! Looks like the world missed the memo.

When I first saw him, the first thing that came to mind was "Woah. He looks just like a Ken doll. I hope he's dating Barbie!"

Well, I think he is. Look at the resemblance!

Ohh, the irony! It's only right that Olympic gold medal Barbie date Olympic gold medal Ken. Too bad they don't come in the same box... I'm more of a money-saver, all-in-one-deal kinda girl.

I hope it lasts! They're pretty.

love,
elizabethany

really embarrassing sports moments

I haven't done much celebrating the Olympics on here! No bueno. With only 6 days left, I guess I better step up my game.

In honor of Vancouver 2010, we shall take a look at some really embarrassing moments in the land of sports when cameras are around.

Worse than a soccer mom: A cock grabbing dad.



I did hear that a majority of NFL players are gay or have gay tendencies...



She's way too ugly to be letting that happen in public.



This is a vision I saw every time I was about to vault, I kid you not.



Ohh, this is just not good.



I officially just barfed in my mouth. Several time. OMG.



Getting bullied on the field?! Fail.



Owned.



Uh, honey.... I think your leotard is a little too small. Glad you shaved, though.



I guess she's trying to make her go weak in the knees or something...

To the Vancouver athletes: I hope you don't get a picture taken like this... For your own sake. I, of course, would love it.

love,
elizabethany

tiger woods is back on the prowl

It's okay to talk about Tiger twice in one week for a couple reasons: One was hilarious, one is written by Mikey P so it's not technically me talking about it, anddd... He'll tell you the rest.

Find out the latest with Tiger Woods by clicking here!

nifty: tail of the tiger golf balls

I know, I know... No more Tiger Woods. I'm bringing up a topic that was otherwise finally put to sleep, as far as I can tell. I have to!

Check out these golf balls. They each have a painted image of one of Tiger's mistresses and their motto:

"He likes to play a round with them... Now you can too!"

Absolutely genius.

I'm not sure how much golf balls are, but these seem a bit expensive at about $50... Then again, you can't put a price on being constantly reminded about the most annoying story of the end of 2009!

love,
elizabethany

watch: i am tiger woods

I've been pretty anti-posting things about Tiger just because I think there's enough of it everywhere else, but this video is pretty funny. [It's also NSFW language-wise...]

Don Glover does his best impersonation of Tiger Woods and explains what Tiger does besides play golf.



I mean... Wow... Okay. Way to just throw it all out there, right?!

This video reminds me of something my raw BFFs would totally say/do, naturally, on a daily basis. Out of control.

At least you got it off your chest, right Tiger Don?

love,
elizabethany

PS: Steve Harvey was on Ellen the other day and gave a quick tip for Tiger: "Stop eating out."

watch: trick bicycling

This is absolutely insane and incredible! Apparently there's an indoor cycling sport where women compete on bicycles and basically do synchronized trick routines on the bikes!



How the eff do they do that?!?! I thought I was cool for riding without holding onto the handle bars and maybe popping a 1.5 second wheelie before falling... Now I feel like a loser.

I'm still in awe. That's crazy awesome.

love,
elizabethany

jimmie johnson= his own dynasty

NASCAR’s Jimmie Johnson has officially become the most dominant racer the sport has ever seen. Although he finished fifth Sunday in the final race, it was easily enough for him to grab his fourth trophy.

Four championships in a row just seems out of this world. I’m pretty sure nobody else has ever done that... Ever. Not in any other sport, either.

To read more from Mikey P about the dominator that is Jimmie Johnson, click here!!

watch: women's college soccer is brutal

Mikey P posted a video yesterday about the crazy brawls that happen in a dogpile, and now I have a crazy video of female college soccer players.

I'll be honest... I don't know much about soccer. I don't watch it. This video has be wantin' to check out all the brutality, though!

I didn't know they got so violent, but apparently soccer players love to pull hair and bitch-slap just like the hoes in the high school cafeteria.



Forget the name calling and causing a scene... They're doin' it big, and trying to hide it. That is, until, someone ends up on the ground with their "weave" still in tact.

I don't know who to root for! The underdog girl who's on the ground, or the girl who's a beast of some sort and did that to her!

Way to get people to pay attention to girls' soccer, ladies.

love,
elizabethany

watch: soccer hero

So they actually call this Football Hero, but that's because they don't have the fantastic thing we call American Football.

Anyway, these guys rigged up Guitar Hero so that they had to kick the soccer balls and hit the colored square that would stroke the guitar keys.

Sound confusing? It did to me at first, too. Just watch the amazingness:



How crazy awesome is that?! Talk about GREAT practice, and totally fun!

We should make a floor version for gymnasts... And by we, I mean someone else who has a lot of time on their hands.

love,
elizabethany

watch: move lady, i'm runnin' here!

Another fabulous suggestion from my #1 fan, this video is good.

You'd think if you were a track runner, you'd know when it's a good or bad time to cross the track. Apparently not.



I seriously thought this was fake until they collided. Like... WHAT?! There's a guy coming at full speed toward you, and you have NO idea?! How dumb can you be?!

You're about to run right into someone, and you don't see them at all?!

This is crazy. The fact that it's slow-mo makes it even crazier. But, as we all know, crazy= fantastic.

Please look before crossing the track, my dears. I don't want anyone getting hurt.

love,
elizabethany

watch eTV: papa ploger races

As you might know, my family and I drag race Volkswagens twice a year. Every Memorial Day and Labor Day weekend we head to Old Dominion Speedway for the Bug Out, which is one of the biggest VW events on the East Coast.

Unfortunately I couldn't race this past time thanks to me blowing the engine in May. Instead I took lots of pictures and videos so that I could make videos like this one I shall share with you. I combined it with video from a camera that my dad rigged to his race car. It takes you into the perspective of the racer and the spectator.



Random, I know... But it's a quick little eTV video for ya! I have to show off fellow members of the Ploger Racing Team!!

love,
elizabethany