watch videos: not a good day for news anchors

The Super Moon must have gotten the best of the news anchors/reporters/meteorologists this weekend! I had a pretty fun morning/day looking through the crazy amount of screw-ups they had!

First, a weather-lady who's terrified of spiders has to face her fear... BIG time.



Then the lady who can't stop laughing during a really serious bunch of stories...


I like it so much better when they don't apologize... but I guess if they wanna keep their job they have to do it. Dumb.

As if I haven't laughed enough [people laughing makes me laugh, duh]... there's this woman who's just trying to get closer to the story... but she should know that people are a-holes.


But, if I'm being honest... my favorite one of the day/week/maybe even year so far... is this lady dropping the f-bomb twice. It's not her doing it that makes me laugh... that mostly makes me wanna punch the photographer/editor in the face for letting that go through to the show... The anchor's face as soon as it cuts back to her- that's priceless.



Oh man. I love them all. Thank you, news people everywhere. These are reasons I didn't get into hard news. I can't just yell "DRINK!" every time I mess up.

love,
elizabethany

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my quick celebration of national gymnastics day

Saturday was National Gymnastics Day, and I really wanted to do a video of myself and tons of other people doing gymnastics all over the town, nation, world, whatever... but I didn't get sent anyone's pictures/videos! Sad face. 

It's nothing new to see me doing cartwheels and handstands in public, but the first time I did one on camera on Saturday, this happened: 

Shoe. In the fountain. In Georgetown in DC. I was then barefoot for the walk to the car.. but that's also not unusual.

I'm a klutz. Welcome to my life. 

love,

elizabethany

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wardrobe malfunction!: sofia vergara bares her butt

The sexiest woman on TV showed off why she's got that title during the Emmy's last night.

No, not just on the red carpet in that awesome dress.

She also had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction when her dress split 20 minutes before Modern Family accepted their award... and she had no problem sharing it with the world.

And that moment made boys everywhere need to change their pants or hide under their desk a little more.

Like I've always said [especially when it happened to me], if something embarrassing happens to you, show it off to the world and laugh about it in unison.... or drool, if you got an ass like hers.

love,
elizabethany

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nip slip alert! 90210's annalynne mccord tweets one out

All the boys are all "OMG UPDATE YOUR XXX PAGE!" these days, so, you're welcome, fellas.

90210 hottie AnnaLynne McCord accidentally Twitpic'd a pic of her nippy, but luckily people caught it before she deleted.
Once on the Internet, always on the Internet.

Click here for the uncensored version!

My thoughts: Why is she TWITPIC'ING pictures of herself like that? Is she trying to sext the whole world? I mean, maybe that's how I can get some more followers and attention but like, I'll keep my shirt on in social media pics, thanks.

Silly girl...

....She is hott, though!

love,
elizabethany


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watch: girl nose dives off local bar

A girl falling off the bar- ALWAYS funny. A girl falling off a bar, hitting their head on a light, and then having to pull down their dress afterwards- Freaking GREAT.

Add in the fact it happened in a local bar here in Virginia Beach [Mojo Bones, apparently], and we've got ourselves a real winner.



She gets back up and raises the roof! Oh, girl... I appreciate your effort to brush it off!

...but it's still up for the world to see.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: oven planking epic fail

Now that there's owling and toothpicking, among other things, I'm going to go ahead and say planking is on its way out... Especially since Richard Simmons did it.

Plus... It's just dangerous! Hilariously dangerous, though.



Idiot girl. That's a door.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: nbc 4's jim vance geeks out on air

Gotta love it when a news anchor loses it on air. Composure- broken. They're actually real people!

It's even better when it's someone local. Washington's NBC 4's Jim Vance geeked out when they started rolling lottery-truck toys across the screen.



It's not that crazy of a thing to happen, but his laughing made me LOL, too.

And remember when he did the same thing before? TWICE?! Bahaha, love him.

love,
elizabethany

PS: Thanks! :)

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watch: reporter can't make it through fart story

True statement: Even the WORD "fart" is hilarious, and that's taking away the fact that it represents smelly air coming out of your butt.

It's no wonder this news lady couldn't make it through the story about passing gas. I would have geeked out, too.



The guy is just kickin' back like "HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE TO DO THIS, NOT ME!" And then he can't do it either. Awesome.

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elizabethany

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nip slip alert: jennifer lopez!

Uh oh! The Most Beautiful Woman in the World is showing her beautiful tata's to the world!

She was on a German TV show and apparently wasn't paying attention when this happened:


Click the pic to see it up close and personal!

love,
elizabethany

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khloe kardashian has wardrobe malfunction on fox news

You'd think if you were having an interview on FOX News Channel, you'd dress conservatively enough to cover your goodies.

...but we're talking about the Kardashian's here. They'd never be smart enough to do such things. Plus, there are too many other people getting attention for being nakey right now.

Khloe had a pretty epic nip slip this morning on Fox and Friends. And by epic I mean it lasted for the entire interview. It was just chillaxin there, under the mesh, but pretty obvious.



Idiot. Cover your stuff before you go on TV, hoe.

In case that video gets deleted, here are some screen shots. It's kind of like playing "Where's Waldo?"

love,
elizabethany

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watch: girl on webcam has an audience

Let this video be a lesson or two or three to everyone. Always make sure you have BLINDS, not just a sheet covering your bedroom window. Double check that it's closed before you do anything naughty. Have quick reflexes.

[PS: I don't recommend watching this in your cubicle... Just sayin.]



I must have watched this video 20 times in a row this weekend with my brother BFF. The old guy who moves out of the window with the quickness is HILARIOUS! The other one just stands there and chills. He ain't ashamed!

Silly girls. Gettin' all slutty for the world.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: break dancers knockin' people out... including themselves

I've changed my ways of finding "bloggable content" since being on the radio. I gotta make sure I get everything posted the day it leaks or else I'm behind. Sometimes that sucks. A lot.

Tonight I've been surfing around like the good ol' days and found some gold in the break-dancing department of videos.

First up: I know you feel invincible when you're drunk but like, you probably shouldn't think you're the best break-dancer in the whole world. Nor should you be throwing your body around.



Congrats, homeboy. You officially KO'd yourself.

And then there's the boy trying to impress the ladies....



Hmmmm.. Call me crazy, but I don't see that being the way to get the girl. Just sayin'.

Next time you think about break-dancing in front of people.... rethink it. Then rethink it again, cuz I know the first rethink probably told you to just go for it.

love,
elizabethany

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world cup broadcasting woopsies

It was only a matter of time that a spelling error or something would happen when broadcasting a Niger soccer game... You'd think broadcasters, producers, everyone would be on their toes and paying attention to what was being shown.

Apparently not.


Yikes. It's funny, though... Ya gotta admit that! As much as I hate that word, it's fun to point and laugh at the dumb people who let it happen.

love,
elizabethany

watch: chris brown got a little excited

When I say that Chris Brown has a lot of sexual songs, and that he's a sexual person, I don't expect you to gasp and say "OMG NO WAY!" It's a duh statement.

So, should we really blame him for what went down during his concert the other day?!

Or I guess I should say what went up....



The best part: He didn't attempt to hide it... Not even a little bit. It's stickin' straight out like he's the prince in The Little Mermaid. Wow.

If I were a boy, and he did that to me, I think I'd have the same reaction... So I can't even be mad.

love,
elizabethany

watch eTV: my second time on jumping stilts

This is definitely going to be an ongoing "segment" or whatever... Until I become the best jumping stilts'er in all the land!

I tried it again, and well.... You can watch to see how "good" it went...

My dad also decided to try them because that's what he does. He tries new things, and he becomes a pro at them within 5 minutes.

Great. My dad is already better than me. Freakin' fabulous.

I decided to make a rule that he was too heavy for them so that he can't surpass me too much... Cheating?! Nahhh...

Plus! I never had any help! Not once! So HE totally cheated by using Mama Ploger! Right?! Right! Okay. Glad that's settled.

love,
elizabethany

watch eTV: i finally got my jumping stilts

I've literally been waiting for YEARS to get these stupid jumping stilts. [Obviously by stupid I mean the best thing ever created in life.] Ever since I saw them on some Diddy VMA performance, I've had them on my Christmas list.

Finally they arrived at my home last week.

Just to give you an understanding on how freaking ridiculously amazing these things are, look:

Yeah. I know. You want some now, too.

They say I should be able to be running and jumping and whatever else I may think of within 5 days/tries/practices whatever. So that's what I shall do. I'll be flipping around Woodbridge in no time.

Of course I've got to bring the Flip with me each time. Sooo, let's get to it.

Last Wednesday they came at 9AM, and I wasted NO time giving them a whirl. [Though now looking back I think I should have waited at least a few hours until someone got home....]

.....Yikes. Yeah. First time= not so easy.

Second time coming soon, for sure! These things are way too epic to stay off of for long or get me discouraged. I learned that a little help from the ceiling is always welcome... and sometimes very necessary.

BTW- If anyone in the area has some, let's set up a play date! I want jumping friends!

love,
elizabethany

wardrobe malfunction!: beyonce

It's been a long time since we've seen a good ol' fashioned "wardrobe malfunction." I guess with summer right around the corner, y'all are about to get lucky again.

Today's victim: Beyonce.

Before we get to what you really want to see, can we just take a look at her in a bathing suit?

Maybe I'm a hater, but I don't think she's lookin' too hott.

That suit is terrible on her. She looks like a granny. And I feel like the sand is acting as her natural Photoshop and covering up all the cellulite.

Not a good look. I think this is the worst I've ever seen her.... Agreed?

Anyway, back to what you clicked the link for- If you want to see her wardrobe malfunction, and you're allowed to, click the pic.

You're welcome.

love,
elizabethany

life lessons 032410

Spring brings out the crazy in everyone, but I'd rather not see everyone act like complete fools all the time.

Okay... That's a lie. I'd actually enjoy that quite a bit.

Still... I'll try and save you from it a little with these life lessons, thanks to others' misfortune.



1. If you're too cheap to buy a home-gym, don't assume your friend will do the trick.



Friend FAIL. At least they'll be sore for a couple days, right?!


2. If you're going to blow something up, use your noggin.



Hey... Uh... Dude... You know when you blow things up they normally explode right?! Like... outwards...


3. As a professional cheerleader/dancer, make sure to practice what to do when there's a woopsies.



At least she got back up, right?! Another friend fail, though?


4. Be afraid. Be very afraid of revolving doors.



Did you jump out of your seat like me?!


Moral of today overall is trust no one, including yourself.

love,
elizabethany

ian poulter gives one extra little birdie

This past weekend was just any other golf outing without Tiger Woods. But something did manage to catch the medias eye.

Ian Poulter, basically a no-name golfer from England, had a quick and not so subtle message for the fans.

To read about the only thing worth talking about in golf these days, Mikey P's got the scoop! Thanks, bro!

watch: reporter poops herself

This is one of the most awkward videos I have ever seen.

Ya know the feeling when you have to find a bathroom like... pronto?! Don't lie. It's happened to you. And stop acting like this is gross that I'm talking about it. Fact: It happens to everyone.

Poor reporter lady had that feeling at the wrong time: When she was interviewing someone. Instead of finding a bathroom, she took a risk, and straight pooped herself.

No... Scratch that. She dia'd herself.

Poor lady. She's never going to live that down. White pants, too?! Yikes. I feel like I'm watching someone's nightmare.

It is funny, though. Don't deny it.

love,
elizabethany