nifty: the shitten is the new way to wipe

It's been a while since a product has literally left me speechless or just straight up shocked, but the whole existence of this one is just.... wow.

The Shitten... it's a wet, disposable mitten... that you wipe your ass with... so you "don't get caught brown-handed."

Brown-handed.

First of all, if you're getting poop on your hands when wiping, you're doing something wrong. Consult your parents, and yell at them for potty training you like that.

Now, if you really think this is something you can't get over... I guess you could consult the Shitten.

Of course they have Jenny McCarthy on the website saying they're awesome.... I don't even wanna imagine her trying to remove these damn things after she's used them though.

Seriously.. what in the eff is this?! Don't get it. Like ever... Unless you're using it as an extra protectant while changing a babies diaper... but I'll still judge you.

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elizabethany

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10 most embarrassing nightclub photos

I love it when people share quality things with me that they know I'll love! [Especially if they're not doing it to promote themselves, and because it's actually something I've talked about loving before.]

One thing we all know I love: Spying crazy people in public, specifically in bars/clubs. 

My friend Mojo put a link on my Facebook for a new page "Embarrassing Nightclub Photos," and it is GOLD. Here are some of my faves, that aren't gross enough to make you barf: 

That is one seriously large, orange head... and a fantastic photobomb.

I can only imagine what they're thinking; "This is so hott. We know what's happening, but with the help of the dress and purse, no one else does. And certainly no one is photobombing a pic of us right now."

Man, woman or horse... that is the question.

I thought I had ridiculous poses... Glad Miss Blue Skirt is clearly not impressed.

That is in fact a guy lifting up your dress... Miss Smirnoff.

If this girl's outfit isn't enough to make you wanna take a picture, just imagine the lapdance-ee's thoughts the next day.

This is one sexy ass couple. *Ass Ass Ass Ass.* 

Contrary to what you may think, lady, squeezing a cage-bar with your cheeks is not a good look.

One word: Yummy. Pictures everywhere!

This outfit totally rivals the neon mesh outfits of College Station.... I don't even know who wins.

There is a serious amount of showing tampon strings, awkward sweat-spots, pukes, and pees... but I thought I'd let you find those on your own. There's also a whole website for it.

If you ever wanna share something with me, always feel free to tweet it or post it on the Facebook group!

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elizabethany

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human hair necklaces make me wanna vom

I found out about the all new designer slap bracelets yesterday and got pretty excited... then I saw how expensive they were. Instead of looking at them some more, I looked at other new "fashions" and stumbled upon necklaces made of human hair.

I thought it was some sick joke or some weirdo on Etsy, but it's actually a real jewelry artist with a degree in making accessories! 

 

Gross. If you would ever wear these, we can't be friends. Sorry boutchya.

There's just one question I have: WHYYYY?!?!?! Sure, I'll admit that I think it probably takes some serious skill to make these designs out of hair, but can you imagine wearing them?! Holy uncomfortable! Extra hair everywhere already makes me vom, and aren't girls supposed to have as little as possible on their bodies?

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elizabethany

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watch: alicia silverstone is one gross mommy

Alicia Silverstone has a gross way of feeding her child, and it'll probably change the way you look at her forever...

She chomps up food then spits it into his mouth!



Seriously, I just vomited. Everywhere.

That poor kid is going to forever be known for that, too. No more "oohh, Alicia Silverstone's kid, Bear [who has the name of a dog]!" It's now "Alicia Silverstone's dog-named kid Bear who ate like a bird growing up... SICK DUDE YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR MOM!"

Gross.

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elizabethany

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nifty?: dirty undies hiding place

I understand the need to have a place in your luggage where you can keep things safe from whoever may decide to snoop through it...

What I don't understand is why you'd want that safe place to be dirty underwear.

Sear's is selling these "Brief Safes" that look like streaked up dirty undies so you can keep your belongings in them without someone wanting to go through it.

Sure, I think it'd probably work... But what if you were with someone you hearted, they didn't know, and saw you diggin through them... They probably won't say anything, but they'll still judge, and you'll be effed.

Also: I'm not one to rat people out, but don't ya think this is something all the druggies are going to catch onto and try all the time?!

I don't know... Maybe I'm crazy... Maybe this is a genius idea... But tell me if I'm wrong...



Yuck. Gross.

love,
elizabethany

50 cent looks really scary and gross

Oh my God. This is really not okay.

50 Cent is apparently filming a movie right now called "Things Fall Apart" about a football player who gets Cancer [which sounds pretty good to me!].

In order to play the part, he had to lose some weight... and by some, I mean a LOT.

As a quick reminder, here's the Fitty you probably know and love:

Now here's the new one:

It's one of those things that's really gross to me and I don't want to look at, but I can't stop staring. He looks disgusting.

I understand it's the role he's playing but damn... That's some serious weightloss! He lost SIX INCHES around his weight, and about 50 pounds within 9 weeks.

OMG. I really can't stop freaking out about this. What if he can't get back up to his normal weight?! What if this really damages him?! I feel like it would!

Yikes. I hope I don't have nightmares tonight.

love,
elizabethany

watch: reporter poops herself

This is one of the most awkward videos I have ever seen.

Ya know the feeling when you have to find a bathroom like... pronto?! Don't lie. It's happened to you. And stop acting like this is gross that I'm talking about it. Fact: It happens to everyone.

Poor reporter lady had that feeling at the wrong time: When she was interviewing someone. Instead of finding a bathroom, she took a risk, and straight pooped herself.

No... Scratch that. She dia'd herself.

Poor lady. She's never going to live that down. White pants, too?! Yikes. I feel like I'm watching someone's nightmare.

It is funny, though. Don't deny it.

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elizabethany