wardrobe malfunction!: sofia vergara bares her butt

The sexiest woman on TV showed off why she's got that title during the Emmy's last night.

No, not just on the red carpet in that awesome dress.

She also had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction when her dress split 20 minutes before Modern Family accepted their award... and she had no problem sharing it with the world.

And that moment made boys everywhere need to change their pants or hide under their desk a little more.

Like I've always said [especially when it happened to me], if something embarrassing happens to you, show it off to the world and laugh about it in unison.... or drool, if you got an ass like hers.

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elizabethany

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watch: jimmy kimmel's hottie body hump club

Jimmy Kimmel FOR THE WIN on this one! Holy moly.

Jimmy K gathered some of the hottest gals in Hollywood and had them demonstrate the new way to get fit: Humping.

By hottest gals, I mean Jessica Alba. Jessica Biel. Sofia Vergara. ScarJo... to name a few. And oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan.

Normally I hate Jessica Biel, but I think she was the funniest for me in this. Something about her intensity was just outrageous!

And OH HEY LiLo. Is this your big comeback before going back to jail?!

Pure gold. I don't normally love Late Night stuff, but this one is freakin' fantastic.

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elizabethany

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watch: ellen and celebs prank innocent people

Tweet You all know that I've wanted to make a lipdub and really anything viral for a while, but what you don't know is I really, REALLY want to pull this kind of prank on people. I just have to find a place to let me do it.

Dennis Quaid was the first [and still the best] to do it, but lots of celebs love pulling these pranks on random, innocent people in stores around the WB lot.

Here are the latest:

David Beckham-



Sofia Vergara-




And Ellen actually got Jeff Foxworthy!




Someone, anyone in the BCS who has the power to let me do this in a fast food place, or any public service place, PLEASE let me do this. Email me!

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elizabethany