on the racks: justin timberlake talks britney and jessica in vanity fair

I haven't been able to decide how I feel about Justin Timberlake these days. He's hilarious on SNL, was great in "The Social Network," but I don't think I like him as a person.

Him being in Vanity Fair this month didn't help me decide, but he did have some interesting things to say about his exes.


On Jessica Biel-

“She is the single-handedly most significant person in my life. In my 30 years, she is the most special person, O.K.? … I don’t want to say much more, because I have to protect things that are dear to me—for instance, her.”

On Britney Spears-

“I wish her the best—that goes without saying. We haven’t spoken in 9 or 10 years. We were two birds of the same feather—small-town kids, doing the same thing. But then you become adults, and the way you were as kids doesn’t make any sense. I won’t speak on her, but at least for me, I was a totally different person. I just don’t think we were normal; there was nothing normal about our existence. We spent way too much time being the biggest thing for teenyboppers.”

On being awesome at a young age-

“It was exciting that we were having so much success and we could do whatever we wanted. And I mean that about everybody: Backstreet Boys, ’NSync, Britney, Christina. At that time, we could literally go, ‘Oh, man, let’s go to Bali,’ and we’d be on a plane to Bali. We were little kids with big toys. You do the math—that’s not going to last. Ryan [Gosling] and I used to steal golf carts and go driving in the middle of the park to get milk shakes, and we never got in trouble for it. We thought we were big shit.”

He doesn't exactly come off as a huge a-hole or d-bag, but he's not the coolest person either, am I right?

I miss the old JT... but at least he recognizes he has changed. And I think it's obvious in every aspect that J-Biel is to blame.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: jimmy kimmel's hottie body hump club

Jimmy Kimmel FOR THE WIN on this one! Holy moly.

Jimmy K gathered some of the hottest gals in Hollywood and had them demonstrate the new way to get fit: Humping.

By hottest gals, I mean Jessica Alba. Jessica Biel. Sofia Vergara. ScarJo... to name a few. And oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan.

Normally I hate Jessica Biel, but I think she was the funniest for me in this. Something about her intensity was just outrageous!

And OH HEY LiLo. Is this your big comeback before going back to jail?!

Pure gold. I don't normally love Late Night stuff, but this one is freakin' fantastic.

love,
elizabethany

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morning hangover 090409

Good morning!! Because it's FRIDAY [WOOHOO!] and you probably need an extra boost to make it to the weekend, and I didn't get this up yesterday, this should be a pretty hefty post.

• Kathy Griffin is channelling her inner Kate Gosselin, and it's hilarious.
• There's a portable urinal, or pee bag if you will, for women. It's pretty disgusting and resembles a weed leaf for some reason.
  
• If you thought redheads couldn't be hott, you're wrong! Here are 101 of them! I wonder if it includes my ginger ex-roommate?
• Consider this your guide to living a good single life, or the things you should have done when you were single. Or... Things you'd do if you re-lived the single life.
  
• It may be old news to some, but for those not in the DMV- You should know we are home to a real-life TJ Henderson. Well, okay.. Howard University is.
• I thought kids stealing cars was something only seen in movies but apparently not.
• Ever wonder if you're a huge d-bag? No worries, you can find out by comparing yourself to these 10 signs.
  
• Need some help getting some ladies this weekend? Here are five things we can't resist.
• On the contrary, here are things that are immediate turn-offs. [Preview of last night's Vibe Show podcasts to be posted later today!]
• I thought I had bad luck but I was wrong. This lady got arrested 3 times.. In ONE DAY!
  
• Ladies: Print this out and give it to you man. It's your PMS Bill Of Rights.
  
• Madonna's little girl Lourdes isn't so little anymore... And she's looking more and more like her mom every day.
• I love chimps. I love animals. I love different animals pairing up. These two are amazing.
• What does the Texas State Fair have to offer you? How about deep fried butter?! Mmmm...
• Sometimes it's better to use your noggin and think of what would make your team actually look better, than what matches or what someone else may think is a good idea.
• This is creepy, but what it represents is so ridiculously great and hilarious.
• If one picture could accurately sum up the 90s, I think this would be it
• You remember the "Harold and the Purple Crayon" book? It was one of my favorites, and they're trying to turn it into a movie. I am 100% supporting this idea, but it definitely needs some work.
  
  
  
• I always thought cats hated water, but this one loves taking a shower in the sink and drinking the water. How smart! Multitasking!
  
  
  
• Want an Apple computer? How about a whole store of them? Grab a couple friends and give yourself 31 seconds because apparently that's all you need.
  
  
  

Everyone enjoy your LONG weekend!!! I know I will!

BUG OUT at Old Dominion Speedway on Sunday in Manassas, VA!! It's a HUGE VW event that I and my family race at! Come check out some VWs and the Ploger Racing Team!!

love,
elizabethany

someone tell jessica biel to shut up.

Yeah, Jessica Biel is officially heading towards the top of my most hated list. [Joined by Aubrey O'Day and Kim Kardashian..]

Not only was she running her mouth about how she's too pretty to get any work, now she's saying she has to ALWAYS be done up when she leaves her house because the paps follow her around and she can't be seen looking rough.

[Then why did I find that picture on the internet?]

So she takes hours to get ready and look good, just so she can not get a job? Yeah, that makes a LOT of sense, Jess. Syke.

Justin, get rid of her before she ruins your image because of her UGLINESS!

love,
elizabethany

jessica biel is a conceited b in allure

Once upon a time I loved Jessica Biel. I loved 7th Heaven. I was a little upset when she left the show to do other things, but I let it slide.

Then I heard she was dating Justin, I was happy about it... Until I heard they were always ignoring fans and whoever else. Not cool.

Now, I'm just sick of her and I think she's being added to my hate list. She's in Allure for the June issue, and instead of making her look good [as a person.. She looks fabulous physically..], she sounds like a stuck up B.

She actually thinks she's not getting any movie opportunities because she's too hott.

“Yeah, it really is a problem, I have to be blunt. I’m in there with everybody else, fighting for the good parts. Yes, The Illusionist has made a difference — but a huge, massive difference, so I can pick and choose what I want? No.”

Hey stupid. Maybe they don't want to see you because they DON'T like your look! Not because you're too hott. Or, imagine this.... Maybe... They don't think you're good enough! *GASP!*

Seriously, she does look good in the magazine, but it's not hott enough to be talking like this. There are way cooler people out there that aren't as hott... And THAT'S who people like.

Take the hint JESS... You need to be more personable, and you might get hired.

love,
elizabethany

PS: Here are more pictures of her in the magazine:

the j's kiss it out on the jumbotron

I'm not a fan of the Justin-and-Jessica match up at all. He's basically fallen off the map since she came along, unless someone's talking about how rude they are to fans or people in public.

But.. I'll admit.. This is kinda funny. JT put on a show for the jumbotron cameras at the Lakers/Jazz game Tuesday night. Not only did he kiss her, but he stood up, mounted her, and THEN kissed her.

She looks a little embarrassed, doesn't she? Or, maybe that's just the hater in me coming out... Who knows.

Justin is proud of it though...

"They were playing Sonny & Cher's 'I Got You Babe,'" Timberlake explained. "And we were watching all these sort of elderly people kiss -- it got kind of weird there for a second, I'm not going to lie -- but it was really endearing....they cut to us, and I was not to be undone. So I mounted my girlfriend in front of 18,000 people."

Ohhh Justin. By the way... What are these new glasses? Not sure I'm a fan...

love,
elizabethany

MORE scandal!

Okay, people are clearly still very sexually charged after Valentine's Day. This week has been so scandalous I feel!

Now, I have even MORE for you!

A HOTT pop star had a bit of a nip slip.

Wait. I lied. A HUGE nip slip. As in huge aureola.

Also, a hott actress was found down on her knees, if you get what I'm sayin'!

If THAT'S not enough to get your attention, I don't know what is. But, there is a hott reality star caught baring almost everything in an itsy-bitsy bikini.

Old enough to handle it? Click here!

Can't? Keep on movin'.

finally!

If you're anything like me, you love a good list of top-whatever.

Every year, AskMen.com comes out with the Top 99 Women of the year.. And 2009's version has FINALLY come out!

Rather than give you 99, I'll let you check most of them out on your own, but I'll present you with the top 20.

Also-- Kate Winslet was #99.. Which is not okay. She needs to be higher! She's ROCKIN' the awards shows!!



20. Cheryl Cole
19. Adriana Lima
18. Monica Bellucci
17. Selita Ebanks



16. Jessica Biel
15. Jessica Alba
14. Brooke Burke
13. Halle Berry



12. Emmanuelle Chriqui
11. Heidi Klum
10. Kate Beckinsale
9. Kristen Bell



8. Rihanna
7. Scarlett Johansson
6. Alessandra Abrosio
5. Anne Hathaway



4. Keeley Hazell
3. Marisa Miller
2. Megan Fox
1. Eva Mendez

Alright Mr. #1 Men's Online Magazine.. I hate to say it.. But I just don't agree with this list. I'm not sure if it's "all-around" women, or just their looks.. But based on this, I'm going to assume it's based on looks alone.

People have been voting on it for weeks, though.. So maybe it's the people I don't agree with.

First of all, who are Cheryl Cole, Monica Bellucci, and Keeley Hazell? Monica isn't even cute! But if we don't know them, how are they in top 20?!?

Second, I still don't understand the fascination behind Anne Hathaway and ScarJo. I don't think either of them are overly attractive.

Megan Fox is a big duh. The 2 Jessicas and Halle Berry are, too. I get that all of the Angels are absolutely drop dead gorgeous, too.. So I really can't hate on them. I just wish more "known" people were within the top 20 women of 2009...

And WHY is Eva #1?! I don't understand the fascination behind her, either. Yes, she's pretty.. But in no means in she #1 worthy. And I'm not sorry for saying that.

Also, the Emmanuelle Chriqui needs to be around more! i see her sometimes, but she seems cool and she's super pretty.. So I vote for her to be in more movies and tv shows. K great, thanks.

Anyways, this isn't a TERRIBLE list, but I think you men could have voted better, that's all.

love,
elizabethany

makin the change

Barack is causing all kinds of people to make changes.

Even celebrities like Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. The two claim they have never publicly endorsed someone before, but they certainly are now!

They rallied for Presidential Candidate Barak Obama in Vegas Saturday.

"We've never publicly endorsed before. But we've never been so inspired by one person.....
I'm not here as some dude who writes goofy songs. Me and Jess, we're here as Americans. We're here as humans because this is something we had to do."
--Justin Timberlake

They talked about women's rights to abortion, as well as the troops in the Middle East.

This video apparently shows the crowd getting amped afterwards, which is definitely something Barack needs from Nevada. [I say apparently because I can't watch videos on my computer right now for some reason, but that's what it says.. ;)]



I think it's great that so many celebrities are out endorsing candidates this time.. I just hope it doesn't hurt someone's chances. You never know how much someone might look to celebrities to make decisions.

I like the effort though, guys! Keep it up!

love,
elizabethany