It's been too long since I've done celebrity lookalikes! It's about that time!
I have three for you to vote on today, and I'm thinkin' they're all pretty freakin' good... But you be the judge.
The first thing I thought when I saw Snooki's new boyfriend Emilio was "Is that Dean?!" They've both got the pretty boy Jersey look, and I'm thinkin' they probably act the same, too.
I have no idea who this guy is, but when I saw him at a party the other night, I pulled up pictures of Evan Lysacek on my iPod and walked around holding it up to his face for everyone to see. They're twins.
Finally, someone to make all the boys drool and ask "Who the H is this girl and when can I meet her?!" I never noticed that my friend Sarah looks like Megan Fox until I was looking through her pictures.
True or false?! They're dead on or dead wrong?!
Maybe I'm biased, but I think I did pretty good. Just sayin'.
Remember, if you look like a celeb, send me a picture of you, and who you think you look like! Maybe people will be voting on you.
I can't remember how long ago it was that I posted the video of the guy who had painted Aubrey HO'Day on Photoshop, but I do remember how freakin' cool it was and I've wondered why no more have popped up.
Well, I've found some more!
This guy, Nico Di Mattia, is basically a Photoshop god and has a whole YouTube channel of his "speed paintings."
The most popular, and probably my favorite, is one of Megan Fox.
On a scale of 1-10, the awesomeness is absolutely at a 10. I can't draw on paper, let alone the computer!
This one of Michael Jackson is also pretty amazing:
Someone teach me to be amazing, please? This "job" shows me more and more how ordinary I am. Hmph.
Because you want to know, I'm going to tell you what I thought about last night's big game.
I'm going to completely skip over the halftime show, because that was just a waste of my time and I'm pissed about it. I'd rather not waste any more of my time on The Who.
As for the game- YAY SAINTS!!! I said I'd be rooting for them last week, I made a bet [for ice cream] during the game while they were losing, and sure enough, for once, the team I rooted for came through victorious!
I'm mostly excited for them because of moments like this that were seen afterward:
It was maybe the most precious moment I have ever seen in my life. All of the pictures of the team celebrating and Bourbon street going nuts give me chills.
It was a really great freakin' game. My eyes were glued to the TV the whole time. And like the Baltimore Sun says, there's a lot we learned from that game.
So, CONGRATS to the Saints! I believed in you! [Also- I know how to correctly pronounce "New Orleans," unlike all of the commentators and refs.]
Moving right along to the important part of the show... The commercials.
Maybe it's just me, or maybe it was the drinks successfully going down one by one, but all of the good commercials seemed to be within the first quarter. Correct?! Maybe the first half.
Anyway, here are my favorites [in no particular order]:
Doritos and their house rules:
So. Freakin'. Great. The kid is cute and hilarious, and... Well, that's enough for me.
Coca-Cola meets The Simpsons
Everyone has googly eyes for The Simpsons right now because of their anniversary, and leave it to Coke to capitalize on it. A job very well done.
Hyundai and Brett Favre's retirement
I love that Brett Favre can laugh about it, but I really am annoyed by his retirement actions. Anyway, this is absolutely my favorite commercial of the night. I laughed out loud... Very loudly.
Bud Light does the auto-tune with T-Pain
Ya know, it didn't seem like there were that many celeb cameos on the ads this year... Could it be the economy?! Everyone's jumped on T-Pain's autotune bandwagon, and though it's a little late, I say better late than never for Bud Light.
DefeatTheDebt.com and the kids
Maybe this commercial is attacking the government a bit, and maybe some people think kids shouldn't be saying such things... Pfffttt! I think this commercial was genius, hilarious, and completely unexpected. A+++.
Everyone is talking about their favorites today, of course.. And though I didn't LOVE any of these, everyone else does, so I figure I should share them:
I'm just over the whole late-night war thing.
Cool- alright. Amazing, blow me away commercial? Not at all.
Megan Fox-- Meh.
If you want to watch them all, I think most of them are right here... For your convenience!
As a side-note: The show after the game, Undercover Boss-- GREAT show so far! I definitely enjoyed it and the idea behind it. Bravo, CBS!
That's all for this year's football. Gah. Excuse me while I go cry for a few months.
The month of November features Kate Beckinsale on the cover declaring her the sexiest woman alive right now, even though she doesn't get that much attention for being sexy.
I'll be honest... When I think of hott women in Hollywood, she doesn't come to mind right off the bat. I think of all the cliches, plus a few of my favorites. After checking out this photoshoot, I think I might change my mind. You'll probably feel the same way.
To make it all better: She has a good sense of humor. This is what she said about getting the title:
"This whole notion of being named Sexiest Woman Alive is going to earn me quite a beating. You can't have that title with four brothers. I'll get wedgies. Headlocks. Noogies.... If you're any kind of a human, you know the title is utterly ludicrous..... But I like the idea of it, too. I do. I'm feeling that I must earn this. I need to go out and become much better at pole dancing or something."
On another note, Esquire is also mentioning some of the ladies they loved in 2009. Here are a few of them:
A bit of a random list, I feel... But Katy Perry looks uber hott, I love Blake Lively, and the last girl is Anna Chlumsky, the girl from "My Girl."
Alright boys, your dream is even CLOSER to becoming a reality.
You use Megan Fox's pictures, movies, whatever to uh.... Well, you know... Now, you can have her talk to you. In her dirty voice. And she will say whatever you want.
I know, I know. "Elizabethany, get to the point! How the H do I make this happen?!"
Do you know who Jessie James is? Many of you probably don't, but she's a hottie!! And she has a totally killer voice that sounds a bit like Christina Aguilera.
If you haven't heard her song "Wanted" yet, here... Listen:
I enjoy the song. I didn't know much about what she looked like until now, though. I saw the video, but she had a bunch of makeup on and stuff.
Then a certain HOT 99.5'er showed me these videos of her in Maxim Magazine.
Yeah, she's hott. Is it just me, or does she look like a brunette Hayden Panettiere?
I also think she could give Megan Fox a run for her money... What do you think?
Boys, if you're at work, maybe this qualifies as NS4W, but either way, keep your junk inside your pants. Megan Fox is about to hit the cover of the British GQ next month!
In the article, she says acting is just like prostitution...
"When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner."
I don't even think I need to say anything more... I'll just let you check out what is probably the most desirable female in America right now.
You're welcome. I'm just glad she doesn't look like she did at the MTV Movie Awards anymore:
The lack of internet in my home and Dooms Day being 5 days away [graduation] it's hard to update as usual.
Here are some things that are definitely worth your time, but not mine when it comes to blogging about it. [Just kidding, duh. I WISH I had the time, but I don't.]
Holy crap! I want to do a whole post on this! Megan Fox admits she's BISEXUAL! Let the fantasies begin, fellas. [ICYDK]
A man gave birth to his own twin... And no, I'm not kidding. [TheSun]
Jamie Lee Curtis wants to be like crazy Britney? [BunnyWithFangs]
Your husband kills you by taking off your head with a chainsaw. His excuse? "It was an accident." [WoodTV]
Lady GaGa does a pretty sweet version of PokerFace on Ellen... While looking like a planet-head.
Angelina Jolie is depressed and cutting herself on the set of her new movie. [BunnyWithFangs]
Teen drivers are about to be screwed. They might put tracking devices in their cars that alert important people when they're speeding or doing something wrong. [Freep]
Enjoy checking them all out, and feel free to leave me YOUR opinions!
Whether or not she's really single or not is still up in the air. Apparently she moved out of the house her and her fiance shared, but they still might be together. Who knows.
What we do know is that Megan Fox is looking super hott on DT Magazine this month!
The eyebrows are kind of throwing me off, but she still looks good! [Obviously.] Plus, it's a spanish magazine, so, thick eyebrows are sexier, right?
Because you want to know, I'm going to tell you what I thought about last night's big game.
