there's a twist! real world: EX-plosion!

Well, this explains some of the confusion of why so many people were constantly pictured with the original cast....

BMP has switched it up for this season of Real World... they're secretly letting the casts' exes move in too! They also let them have social media for a select group of people, and it'll be used on the show!

Bravo, producers. I think you tricked most of us.... unless I was just completely oblivious to some ramblings which is entirely possible since I've been focused on other things. Shall be interesting to see the dynamic it all brings.

See the full story on EW here!

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elizabethany

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on the racks: christina aguilera does maxim

If you told me Xtina was posing in Maxim a year ago, I would have cringed a little and said something along the lines of "we see more than enough of her on "The Voice." But now, she's looking damn good.

Welcome her to the cover of the October issue.

She's showing off what looks good and hiding her "trouble spots," as every woman should learn how to do... even though I think she has very few trouble spots these days.

Seriously, I love this! She's not the skinny little girl she used to be, but her body's gorgeous! She's a woman now, not a teen pop princess. 

Also love: Her quote about being sexy. 

"I'm such a down-to-earth girl, I'm comfortable in just a jersey and boy's underwear. Trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing you can do. Sexiness should be effortless." 

And when they asked her about Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling back in the day:

"They were both very charismatic, but I think I have to shy away from the question. I don't want this to bite me in the butt later. They were tight, you know. They'd walk around together all the time, same as me and Britney [Spears] would. Now look at us. It's funny how that played out."

Are you saying you guys still can't be friends, Xtina?! Come onnn.......

There's plenty more sexy and fun in the article, out in a week or so.

love,
elizabethany

PS If you haven't heard her latest song, you should. I'm kinda in love with it.

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real world san francisco: meet west virginia model ashley!

We've been pretty lucky with the eye candy of the fellas so far, but don't worry.... You dudes are gonna like this one.

Meet Ashley Brooke Mitchell.

-24 [older than usual! not mad...]

-from WEST VIRGINIA! Now living all over Cali, mostly in San Fran so she'll be the pro of the city

-model [obviously]

-this is her Facebook fan page

-this is her Twitter

She looks really familiar to me, but I can't figure out where she's from in WV right away... and it looks like we only have two people in common so we'll see what they can tell me.

I will say she's effing hott, obviously. Watch out Ashley from RW San Diego... this chic is legit, and seems fun! And she's wearing WVU colors in one of those pictures, so... BONUS POINTS!

Also... here's a "better" look at the cast ensemble. Looks like we'll have more dudes this season, and one lesbian.

Also, a look inside the bright house: 

I've been RT'ing pictures and tweets I come across regarding sightings, and I'll continue to do so until we have something big enough to make a post about. In the meantime, you can always check out Vevmo and laugh at the people who are pissed that there's another Ashley. Lols.

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elizabethany

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on the racks: lady gaga is naked head to toe for v magazine [nsfw]

It's obvious we're going to get a whole new Lady Gaga this time around, and... I don't know if I'm intrigued or really just don't care.

Either way, she stripped down everything for a recent shoot with V Magazine. She [seemingly] has little to no make-up on and not many clothes, either.

[Images via V Magazine]

There will be four different covers for every little monster to collect, but it seems like this could be one of them [unless I suck at research and this is actually old].

There are also more pictures over yonder, between a bunch of words from another language that totally don't matter.

I also can't decide if I think these are beautiful or not. I do think she looks great in the last one, even though she's failing at covering up her nips. Stripping down and showing the real you is always more beautiful than wearing a meat dress, but why the mud? The dark hair isn't working for me either.

...Don't mind me... I'm just over-judging these pictures way too much... and am going to continue to do so.

love,
elizabethany

PS This is her latest date night outfit, so she's not stripping off all of her weird.

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on the racks: ruthie camden is proving she's all grown up again in maxim

Ruthie Camden, AKA Mackenzie Rosman, really likes to prove that she's grown up. That's fine, cuz she's mostly hott, but I wish the girl would do something great with her life beyond trash things that just get people talking. [See: Ghost Shark, coming soon to Syfy.]

Oh well. Let's look at her bod in Maxim.

 And here are some pics she posted: 

I'm underwhelmed. She's cute, but...meh. I was more shocked/impressed when we found these pictures four years ago. BUT, if you want more, holler at the September issue of Maxim.

FYI: 7th Heaven only stopped airing five years ago. Also: Miss Mackenzie is now 23 years old. Woah. 

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elizabethany

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the covers of entertainment weekly in 1993 were just weird

I was trying to come up with the perfect word to describe this collection of magazine covers, but I just don't know that I can. As much as I always read about the 90s and remember them and love them, these all seem to come from a different planet now.

Marky Mark Wahlberg, shirtless, carefree, and rapping. As much as I know it happened, I still can't imagine it anymore.

CAN YOU BELIEVE MICHAEL JACKSON?! Well, yeah... but do we get it?! Still no.

So what you're saying is... it's just a cult hit, it'll never go anywhere, and it's got nothing to offer to pop culture? Oh.

Here's the thing... I feel like nowadays, people go from good-bad, not bad-good. All those Disney girls? They wanna be as much anti-Disney as possible now. Were good girls actually sexy back then?!

Sex and family shows sharing the spotlight... well, maybe that's not so weird nowadays.

OMGOMGOMG CONEHEADS! IT'S GOING TO BE SO GOOD! [Side note: At least all these movies were original! Aren't we just getting remakes and sequels in the summer these days?]

You rock that all denim and plaid, Tom! ...Wait.... he's a leading man NOW?! [Makes me wonder who will end up becoming a legend like him in another 20 years. Any bets?]

WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT REINVENTION?! Did everyone hate themselves? Was there a depression or something I'm unaware of?! 

Quite simple why this one's weird: Radio people never make the headlines of this level for something they did themselves these days. Everyone's too afraid of getting fired or getting fined. It's sad, huh? Trust me, I know.

Considering I don't know who he is, I guess it never really worked out for him. I'm sure he appreciates the effort though, EW. 

BTW These are the past 6 covers.... I don't think I need to prove the lack of originality anymore.... but props to Dexter.

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elizabethany

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on the racks: topanga covers maxim

Just when we thought Topanga was the JTT of 90s past [ya know, super hott way back when but just a memory now], they brought Girl Meets World into our lives and put Topanga on the cover of this month's Maxim.... in UNDAPANTS!

Well HOTT DIGGITY DAMN, TOPANGA! Good thing Cory snatched you up early and didn't let you get away. It'd be a shame for him to show up to the reunion and see you like this.

Her body isn't perfect, but she's one of the most beautiful women ever. Imagine if all housewives brought the groceries home or cleaned the house like that. No one would ever get divorced. 

I can't wait to learn more lessons from her and see her all grown up! If you can't wait either, check out more from her Maxim article!

love,

elizabethany

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on the racks: rihanna is breathtaking in gq

...and when I say breathtaking, I don't mean cuz she's just beautiful.... but the poses and pictures she took... DAY. YUM. GURL. As Russell Brand said on Ellen "I'm heterosexual as it transpires, but sometimes you gotta wonder 'why not?!'"

I'm not even gonna bother with words right now. Check out the article here if you want words. I'm just going to let you have a moment with these.

Werk it, girl. And stay Unapologetic.

love,
elizabethany

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i was in the "local's hottest" magazine!

There's a relatively new publication in Hampton Roads called "The Local's Hottest." It's a free little mini-mag that tells people all about the coolest things to do and places to go, happenings, and people they should know.

In the October issue, I was featured in the "Locals Hottest DJs" section! Just a quick little blurb about who I am and where to find me [and a quote from my Facebook bio].

Look around for the print version all over Hampton Roads, but you can also check out the website any time!

And I have to thank Leslie Woodruff of Woodruff Photography who took some pictures of me a couple months ago for it! Even though my hair is completely different now, I'm loving some of these shots she got!

Obviously I had to get one with my BFF Justin Bieber [and the photobombing Taylor Lautner. Rude, dude.]

I love photoshoots! :)

love,

elizabethany

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pics and video: the cast of clueless reunites!

EEP! I love that casts are starting to reunite! It's totally the cool thing to do. And Entertainment Weekly capitalized on that with an entire issue devoted to them, featuring our faves from Clueless. [Minus Brittany Murphy, of course. RIP. Hmph.]

Thankfully Travis is cleaned up and uber hott now, but you definitely can't say the same thing for Christian. Homeboy let himself go.

Before, obvi....

And after. See what I mean about Christian? Oof. 

But the best part: This video of them talking all about filming, the fashion, and the ridiculous hat Dionne wore.


Now can I get a reunion of "That Thing You Do?!" It's like, my favorite movie of all time, and I'd really enjoy a karaoke sesh with all the guys. Make it happen, world. Thanks.

love,
elizabethany

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