listen: johnny bananas talks champs stars

DAYUM it has been a while since I went back to my Real World/MTV roots! I've thought about it a few times, but I would ultimately rather talk to people who deserve to have an ego than those who are on one or two reality shows and think I need to go through some super fancy secret agent to talk to them.

When it's Johnny Bananas, though.. I'll make an exception. This is like a former bucket list item!

Johnny's been cursed since he took all the money from Sara, but he won't admit to that of course. Will he admit to having ONE person he'll never hurt in the game?

Before a mini series of challenges begins with "Champs vs Stars," he called me so I could test his ego and see how calculated he really is. Also- Terrell Owens. Turns out he's not going to be a big fan of Johnny like he had hoped. Shocker. 

Will I do more of these? Meh. I don't HATE it... but I've got bigger plans coming... you'll see. [Unless of course this gets thousands of listens....]

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my thoughts on real world: ex-plosion

It feels incredibly weird to be writing my first real post about a season of Real World after the finale has aired. Truth is, I didn't get a chance to put much effort into getting interviews. [And not to sound cocky, but I shouldn't have to beg and jump through a bunch of hoops for them at this point.] I definitely missed doing the podcasts and really wish I could have talked to a select few of them, but life happens.

THE BEST: Jenny. 

How can you not laugh hysterically at everything she did and said? I can't think of anyone who's been as funny [in all sorts of ways] as she was. I wanna be her friend just so I could actually sit back and watch someone else be entertaining for once.

Easily one of the best moments of the past 5+ seasons.

THE GOOD: The production becoming the final "roommate"

Showing the production laughing behind the camera, calling to interrupt something that would get them sued, and essentially tucking the cast into bed at night was a major win and step forward in being more real in reality TV... while also exposing the fake.

THE BAD: Confusion in character

It's hard to really get to know/get attached to everyone when there are so many people in the house, but I felt like they did a pretty decent job. I think Arielle's Ashley is the only one we didn't really get to know much about. BUT... during the reunion, did anyone else feel like the people they had seen all season weren't the real deal? Jay was called out big time, and Jenny not only ran back to Brian, but she broke her bond with Cory. This is a big reason why I wish I had gotten to talk to some of them. WHO THE EFF ARE THEY?! I feel like I'd never doubt anything that came out of Arielle's mouth, and Cory seems to keep it pretty real... so I'll go with what they say is true.

THE UGLY: Brian. 

I should maybe just call this the AWKWARD. It was awkward to see him try so hard to be friends with the guys. Awkward to see him throw his dignity away. Awkward to see him be so into himself. His "deep thoughts" and sentences were awkward... oof.


I wanna also mention Arielle. She was the refreshment of the season. She was a real friend for people, she helped out, seemed intelligent, but wasn't trying to play mommy of the house. There was nothing you couldn't like about her, and that deserves some props! [Plus, my blog had some pretty unfortunate first impressions of her based on what I had read and I need to recognize that and give another apology beyond a few tweets.]

Let me know how you felt about it all! Were all the changes enough to save the show?! What other twists can they come up with? Holler at ya girl cuz I miss having the convos about this!

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watch: real world ex-plosion trailer!

We already know it's going to be a very different season in terms of relationships and dynamics with all of the exes in the house.. but now it's time to get our first real look!

Can you imagine the awkwardness of having your ex live in a house where you're also living with your new lover, though?! Haaaa, this could be really good, y'all. 

Also... Jenny made me LOL at the end. win.

What YOU think?!

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there's a twist! real world: EX-plosion!

Well, this explains some of the confusion of why so many people were constantly pictured with the original cast....

BMP has switched it up for this season of Real World... they're secretly letting the casts' exes move in too! They also let them have social media for a select group of people, and it'll be used on the show!

Bravo, producers. I think you tricked most of us.... unless I was just completely oblivious to some ramblings which is entirely possible since I've been focused on other things. Shall be interesting to see the dynamic it all brings.

See the full story on EW here!

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real world san francisco: meet arielle patrice scott

Finally, the last piece to the puzzle. [Unless one of them may have moved out and there's a new one in the house... which is a definite possibility right now.]

Allow me to introduce to you Miss Arielle Patrice Scott.

-24

-lives in San Francisco/Bay area

-went to U-Cal at Berkeley

-entrepreneur who started a social media website that's now closed down

-also a model, of course.

-seemingly really into porn

-also seems like she won't cause a lot of drama cuz she's a "nice girl"

-here's her Twitter

I'm starting to wonder if they purposely picked a lot of people from the area and this is just a new kind of Real World they're looking to do. The current "formula" has been consistently fading out and dropping popularity points, so maybe this is going to be completely different. It'll be interesting to see if it's actually different good, though.

Let me know your thoughts on everything we've figured out! Are you excited or is it lame that they're all models from CA?! [Most, anyway...]

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elizabethany

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real world san francisco: meet jay gotti

Real life: There's a Gotti in the house.

Let's meet Jay.

-26 [!]

-from the Bronx

-Model [surprise, surprise], and MC/host of parties

-His Facebook

-His Twitter

-His Instagram

Based on a couple tweets from him and the chic, I'd say he's in some sort of relationship, even if it's not serious. [Homegirl is in the top right, obviously.] It's also being said that his mom died the other day, and he's either home for that or just getting access to his Twitter... but based on this Instagram, he's not home if it is true/

This Instagram makes me happy... And the house looks neat! [Not in the clean way...]

I also enjoy the front door area!

That's all the updates I have for you today! Surprised there wasn't even more action this weekend, but most of the pictures are pretty lame.

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real world san francisco: meet jamie larson

Don't worry, y'all... We have another model living in the house.

She's a little different than the others, but check out Jamie.

-22

-from Houston, TX

-listed as in a relationship on August 3

-real Facebook

-Facebook fan page

-Twitter

-Instagram

Based on pictures alone, I feel like I'll really like her. She said she doesn't like a lot of her pictures to be edited [even though I think it's obvious they are] so we see the real her... but other than that she looks like a fun chic. 

Some people are speculating she might be dating, but I feel like they might just have a friend in common or something... Unless she jumps relationship to relationship really quickly.

This is looking to be the best looking cast of all time.... Am I right?!

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real world san francisco: meet jenny delich

If her last name is pronounced like "delish," it's very fitting.

Seems as though they've gone pretty far from the real or average looking cast with this house full of models and LA-residents.

So let's check out Jenny.

-23

-from Kansas City, MO but now lives in LA

-singer, model, dancer, actress, bartender, and real estate agent

-is artsy and loves doing "creative and wild concepts." 

-this is her Twitter

-this is her Facebook

-this is her Instagram

Well, she's definitely gorgeous... and it seems like she's beautiful whether modeling or just chillin' out with no make-up on. Lucky bitch. It'll be interesting to see how much of this whole singing/acting thing shows up during the season. It's typically a trainwreck, but I always have hope that it'll work out for someone.

My friend who lives in SF actually completed part of the mission I gave him already. Turns out he hung out with a couple of them the other night and said something about a girl with big boobs... looks like this is the one. He also gave me some other hints but we'll see how far we can go with all of this.

As for more pics of them out and about, this one is pretty clear, but I'm assuming there are some extras in there.

Just passed MTVs Real World filming on Russian hill in San Francisco pic.twitter.com/dASD0WApMh
— Philip I. Thomas (@philipithomas) August 24, 2013

As always, feel free to leave comments or tweet me if you have any info to share, even if it's anonymous!

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real world san francisco: meet west virginia model ashley!

We've been pretty lucky with the eye candy of the fellas so far, but don't worry.... You dudes are gonna like this one.

Meet Ashley Brooke Mitchell.

-24 [older than usual! not mad...]

-from WEST VIRGINIA! Now living all over Cali, mostly in San Fran so she'll be the pro of the city

-model [obviously]

-this is her Facebook fan page

-this is her Twitter

She looks really familiar to me, but I can't figure out where she's from in WV right away... and it looks like we only have two people in common so we'll see what they can tell me.

I will say she's effing hott, obviously. Watch out Ashley from RW San Diego... this chic is legit, and seems fun! And she's wearing WVU colors in one of those pictures, so... BONUS POINTS!

Also... here's a "better" look at the cast ensemble. Looks like we'll have more dudes this season, and one lesbian.

Also, a look inside the bright house: 

I've been RT'ing pictures and tweets I come across regarding sightings, and I'll continue to do so until we have something big enough to make a post about. In the meantime, you can always check out Vevmo and laugh at the people who are pissed that there's another Ashley. Lols.

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what i wore last week: turning old into new

While I didn't spend a lot of time getting dressed last week [I had a lot of morning meetings that had me throwing on t-shirts or bathing suits...], I did manage to throw a couple outfits together with the quickness.

When time is limited, I tend to forget about the details and just try to find some go-to items to throw together.

I tried mixing two patterns, which really requires very little accessories/add-ons in my opinion. Now that I see this outfit, I realize how unflattering it is... but I thought the patterns were fun!

-shirt from Express $12

-DIY polka dot jeans

-clear jellies sandals from F21 $8

-orange earrings that you can't see were under $1

This dress is really old. I probably got it from Rue 21 in college or something. It definitely shows its age sometimes, but it's so comfortable and skinnifying, I don't care. I originally paired it with leopard flats, but I wanted a matching necklace which I didn't have... so I went with the black and white as usual.

-old dress

-necklace from Old Navy $4

-sandals from Charlotte Russe $8

-black stud earrings

For the Backstreet Boys concert, I obviously had to do something a little 90s! I planned on wearing a denim vest over this, but wanted the old MTV logo to be the center of attention.

-shirt from F21 years ago

-skirt from F21 $9

-fanny pack c/o Sorry I Party

-earrings from BlueLans.com

-to be honest, I just wore flops since it was pouring all night.

I got this awesome NYX glitter palette in ipsy one month and have been waiting for the right time to try it... hellooo glitter make-up in the 90s/early 00s! It was perfect! I wish I had known it clumped up so much, but luckily you couldn't tell unless I fell asleep right in front of your face. 

And that's enough of my face for one week. Don't forget to check out Wednesday's outfit on the What Ya Wearin Wednesday post!

love,
elizabethany

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real world san francisco: meet cory!

Seems like this is all going to be very fast for this season, unlike the last two... after less than a week we have another roommate and reports of a brawl!

Today, we meet Cory Wharton.

-22

-lives in LA, but from Grand Rapids, MI

-Played football [obviously] at Ohio Dominican University and Grand Rapids CC

-now a personal trainer

-this is his casting tape which is way more interesting than Thomas'. 

-this is his Facebook

I'm not mad about him one bit. Just sayin'...

We also have our first spy-tastic video of the cast gettin' their drink on.. 

Nothing too exciting yet, but a look at who we could be watching more of in a couple months... hopefully with a lot more than just drunken fights.

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real world 29 is headed to san francisco! see the house and first roommate thomas

Time to kick back into Real World stalking hunting searching mode! Thanks to Vevmo for once again finding the location and letting the world know that MTV is headed back to Cali... San Francisco!

It's doubtful it will be able to live up to the original season in San Fran since it was probably the best ever [and if we're being honest, I don't know if any "back to" season has been better than the first], but you know we'll be keeping tabs and watching alone.

THE HOUSE: 1244 Sutter Street, 32,000 sq. feet of goodness.

There's a PDF for the place with the realty.

It's super old, but looks like it has a lot of potential... and we all know BMP can work some magic on these buildings. I can't wait to see how it looks in the end!

And thanks to his friends [and him, really] for being idiots awesome and tweeting about his departure, we know Ft. Worth native Thomas Buell is on his way.

 -he's 21

-Sigma Chi at University of Texas- Arlington

-this is his Twitter

-this is his Facebook

-and THIS is his casting video

I'm honestly so shocked by how blunt they were on Twitter that I wonder if this is actually a decoy like the ones they sent to DC. It'd be smart of them, but it's not like we wouldn't figure it out eventually.

There's a lot of pressure on this cast to save the series.... so I hope they picked well! I'll be on top of my game trying to find out anything I can during filming. I've got someone who coincidentally works near the house and has friends who live next door to it. They are fully aware I expect some goodies since I can't afford to fly out there.

As always, holler at your girl if you find anything out or see something suspicious! All of my contact info is right over here and I'll totally respect your anonymity if necessary.

Let the fun begin!

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beyond the real world cameras: grit and loathing with nia

Wheewwwww boy! This season has been a little all over the place, eh?! I feel like I've had mixed feelings towards everyone in the house at one point or another [with the exception of Marlon, I think...]. I hated Nia in the beginning, then I liked her, then I decided I just really needed to talk to her.

I'll be honest, like I always am... I'm surprised at how easy it was to talk to her and how genuine she really seemed. Sure, she had a lot of awful things to say about other people [saying one of her former BFF's is weak and has serious issues], and she doesn't regret a damn thing she did in the house... but somehow it almost seems justified... maybe.

She's well aware that Real World makes stereotypes out of people, and instead of trying to "prove the stereotype wrong," she embraced her inner angry black woman and made a show everyone's talking about. Nia knows that to make it in the business you have to be a Kim Kardashian or a violent biotch, so she went to violent route.

Our entire chat was over 30 minutes, but I had to cut some things out and also took out some redundancy.. She really wanted to let these things be known:

• She's not a slut, and it was when Jordan tried to make her look like THE Atlanta prostitute that she started to attack him
• Averey is as fake as fake can be, even buying a bunch of her Twitter followers
• "It's not my fault they think I'm better than them. I didn't tell them I was."

Goodness, I feel like I'm really stirring ish up on here, but you haven't even heard the beginning of it. I've never had to bleep so many F- and S- bombs in a podcast before! So take a listen and get ready to catch your jaw. 

If you're fiending for more Nia, here's that first episode of her web-series.

And let me know your thoughts on this one! She's always been the source of a lot of tweets you have sent me, so I'm interested to hear what you think now. Tweet or comment below!

love,
elizabethany

PS check out all of my Real World podcasts here!

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beyond the real world cameras: not just sex with jessica

Finally, I had Jess on the show! Ever since people went bonkers on my first post about her, I've wanted to get her on so she had a chance to say what she wanted about it all. I've also been intrigued by her simply because of the innocence she has on the show.

I wanted to dig in and see if she really is afraid of sex stores... if she has a kinky side we don't know about...
I also asked her opinion of Nia [who she described as her "Fairy Godmother"], and why she kept saying the fight with Anastasia and her boyfriend was "so scary."

Of course I also asked the all important question of what we haven't seen. Turns out we're missing a whole side of Jess.



Like Marlon said last week, it's kinda shocking when I talk to someone like this because my friends and I are always so open about our sexuality and adventures. When someone's a little more old school about it, I'm literally a little speechless. Maybe they'll save the integrity of America... if that's what we even want.

love,
elizabethany

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beyond the real world portland cameras: meet marlon

Last week, I had Marlon join me on the show/for a podcast! After talking to him online a few times, I've been wanting to get him on, but he was caught up with.... something..... for a little while. *hint hint*

I was excited to ask him about all the issues in the house that he is seemingly always brought into, his sexual past, and the real deal with Nia. It seems like he's not all that into her either, but he told me it's actually just the opposite, we're just not seeing everything.

While that was shocking, it looks like there's a chance he could return back to his "dark side," like a lot of guys are hoping for.

Find out all sorts of things that we're not getting to see on the show, my recent thoughts, and some random questions like how he got out of an arrest and what he thinks is sexy.



As we talked about, here's one of his music videos for you to check out his work!


Up next: I'm going to get Jordan on here! [Still trying to coordinate with Jess' people, too...] Let me know if you have any questions or comments for him!

love,
elizabethany

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beyond the real world portland cameras: answers with averey

FINALLY I got a podcast set up to get a closer look at this new-ish season of Real World!

You all voted for her to be the first one, and I [eventually] made it happen!

Of course I had to ask her about the details of her and Johnny getting together, but I also really wanted to know more about her roommates. Is there any realness to Nia? Is anyone's sexuality questioned throughout the season? What is Jess like in person?

SHOCKING!: She says Jordan isn't as big of a douche as he's portrayed. I find that hard to believe, but I'll try and take her word for it for now.

I always liked Averey, but after talking to her.. she's one of the most real, and dare I say normal roommates I've ever talked to. She doesn't ever seem to be exaggerating something for a camera or an interview, she's just being her. And "her" is cool.



Next week/time I wanna get even deeper into some of these crazy people, so comment or tweet me with questions/comments. I have a feeling we're gonna need to know a lot more than what's being shown pretty soon.

love,
elizabethany

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giveaway! sorry i party gear for animals like me

I'm assuming you have to have at least a little party animal in you if you read my blog/listen to my show/follow me on Twitter, so I'm assuming you'll find these clothes great.

Sorry I Party has been seen on some Real World'ers on the show and as they party it up on Spring Break...

And now I'm hooking you up with my new favorite gear! Everything is perfect for partying in the summertime, so get ready to stock up!

Here's what I've got:

Women's tanks

Unisex tanks [Bottom right is what's on the back of them]

Neon fanny pack

Party Pack!

Here's how it'll work: 

To enter, make sure you follow me @luvelizabethany and @prettypartier on Twitter. Then tweet:

RT to get geared up for summer parties with @luvelizabethany and @prettypartier! More deets: bit.ly/EBPPgiveaway #EBgiveaway

[Of course you can put it in your own fun words, just include all the elements!]

Winners:

• ONE PERSON will get the Party Pack + tank of their choice
• FOUR PEOPLE will get a tank! [I have different sizes, so I'll send the one that's closest to your size!]

Enter as many times as you'd like! I will pick winners Wednesday, April 24 at 12noon EST.

Make sure you also check out everything they have to offer on their site. I'm totally obsessed. 

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polls: how do you feel about real world portland and the premiere?!

It's back! Real World Portland just premiered, and since I haven't been doing chats anymore, I still want to know your immediate thoughts about the show!

Reflect on the episode and let me know what you think! Simple, first impressions of course!







Apparently four of them have shipped out to do the next challenge, and Jess had some drama with Laura from St. Thomas yesterday, but I will be doing podcasts again this season so send me any questions too!

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it's back! watch the real world: portland trailer and meet the cast!

It feels like it's been forever since it's been Real World season! I've felt so out of place... but! It's time to get back in action!

Real World: Portland premieres March 27! [Ugh, still a whole 'nother month!]

Judging from the bios on the site, we have another group of people that have very troubling pasts and family issues that are obviously going to be brought to life in the show. We also have a very tall set of girls, if that intrigues you. If it doesn't, you should know that it's the girls that are clearly going to be causing the trouble this season.

The trailer officially debuts tonight during Catfish, but that's too far away.

There's a solid amount of hitting in there... and a solid amount of serious issues being brought up. That's everything a Real World fan wants in a season, right?! Oh, and a relationship, duh. Only question is: Where's the gay?!

I've chatted with some of the roommates randomly, so I think it's fair to say I'll be getting some podcasts up early in the season. I'm hoping Marlon and I become BFF.

Also, I'm still having a bit of an identity crisis with Jessica. Everything I've read about her on MTV's website, and after talking to her, she seems like a genuinely nice person. Still, people are feeling the need to blast her in every way on my website. If all of this hate is because of a couple mistakes she may have made in her past, I'm going to lose my mind. MOVE ON!

Now I must ask you: What do you think of the first sneak peek?! Excited? I GOTTA KNOW!

Let the countdown begin!

love,
elizabethany

PS: Follow all the roommates on Twitter over here!

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where are they now?: the first seasons of mtv's real world!

Looking back, the casts of Real World have changed quite a bit... and I don't just mean by growing older. BUT... that's what we're here to look at right now. How they've aged and what they're doing with their lives [assuming they didn't ruin it on MTV].

The first New York and New Orleans seasons, San Francisco, Los Angeles.... we're going way back here.

Amaya from Hawaii, who looks completely different, is now a coach for aspiring TV hosts. I need to holler at her.

Dan from Miami got arrested for masturbating in a theater, and now has an online blog. The tux is just a look.

Jon from Los Angeles is now a pastor in Florida.

Eric from New York- Just turned 41! And has been on all sorts of shows. 

David from Seattle has the title "Vice President of Promotional Revenue." Okay, big shot!

Genesis from Boston is running her own graphic design business in Cali.

Danny from New Orleans is still cute, and that's all that matters. Well, and I wish he became straight.

Jacinda from London was in a couple movies like Bridget Jones and Poseidon!

Irene from Seattle actually tweeted me the other day! She's doing a podcast/blog called "No One's Listening" and wants all the ladies to not shave in December, since guys don't in November.

Jason from Boston has his own casting company.

Judd from San Francisco married his costar Pam, has two kids, and now works for DC Comics!

Leah from Paris looks the exact same, but has a kid these days.

Kelly from New Orleans married Scott Wolf! And have two kids! They probably made great babies.

We all know what Mike the Miz is up to... I just wanted to post this ridiculous picture.

Kevin from New York- has published TEN books and ran for Congress three times.

Montana from Boston looks the exact same and is an acupuncturist.

Matt from New Orleans, another online blogger with a wife and kids.

Norman from New York... an independent film producer

Nathan from Seattle, who apparently hasn't been seen/found since 2008.

Rachel from San Francisco and Sean from Boston [below] got married and have SIX freaking kids. Hi full hands.

Puck from San Francisco- he's been arrested and on TMZ a lot.

Randy from San Diego is now a DJ in Massachusetts... and hopefully doesn't always look that douchey.

Teck from Hawaii was apparently in Van Wilder, Lincoln Heights, and NCIS. I woulda never recognized him.

Tami from Los Angeles- You may recognize her from Basketball Wives, too.

Kat from London is a TV producer and actress, but not any major titles. 

Neil from London is still in England, as a researcher. 

Melissa from New Orleans, also an internet blogger and has a baby.

Sharon from London is a film composer and singer/songwriter.

And [creepy] Lars from London is now a DJ in NYC!

So I guess you can do something with your life beyond more reality shows and jail time after being on the Real World! Or... you can run a blog... or have a really normal life with a bunch of kids.

Also, can I just point out that way back in the day, they weren't focused on picking the hottest/most perfect roommates?! Can we get some more of that without a ton of haterate, or is that too much to ask of 2013?

If you wanna find out about more Real Worlders [a lot who have been seen on recent Challenges], head over to toofab or NY Daily News.

love,

elizabethany

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