Showing posts with label naked. Show all posts
Showing posts with label naked. Show all posts

Monday, April 25, 2016

elizabethanytv: learning magic from the naked magic show

A couple months ago I found out I was giving away tickets to some Naked Magic Show with Australian men. I did a quick search and decided one thing needed to happen: An interview/video with Chris and Mike.

After a lot of trying and drive to Baltimore, we made it happen. Now I'm in love and moving to Australia once their tour is done.

That last part may or may not be true.

We had a lot of inappropriate jokes and they told me I suck at spanking, AND I guess I was distracted by them because I called them musicians instead of magicians in my video... but it's still a good one.


Now that I've seen the show allow me to confirm that it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't wanna ruin anything, but you will be impressed by the magic AND their humor [and their entire package, if you will]. If they're coming to you this summer, SEE THEM.

I swear I'm not being persuaded by this naked picture OR the fact we got to hang with them for a while afterwards....



Follow Chris and Mike and the whole show! And enjoy. 

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

on the racks: lady gaga is naked head to toe for v magazine [nsfw]

It's obvious we're going to get a whole new Lady Gaga this time around, and... I don't know if I'm intrigued or really just don't care.

Either way, she stripped down everything for a recent shoot with V Magazine. She [seemingly] has little to no make-up on and not many clothes, either.


There will be four different covers for every little monster to collect, but it seems like this could be one of them [unless I suck at research and this is actually old].


There are also more pictures over yonder, between a bunch of words from another language that totally don't matter.

I also can't decide if I think these are beautiful or not. I do think she looks great in the last one, even though she's failing at covering up her nips. Stripping down and showing the real you is always more beautiful than wearing a meat dress, but why the mud? The dark hair isn't working for me either.

...Don't mind me... I'm just over-judging these pictures way too much... and am going to continue to do so.

love,
elizabethany

PS This is her latest date night outfit, so she's not stripping off all of her weird.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

watch etv: everything is better naked

You can't tell me this isn't true: When you're naked, everything is better.

In order to prove this [and help out a local tanning salon I've been using], I stripped my clothes and did things that aren't always hott or exciting.



Yes, someone really walked in on me at the end of the video. He was a weekend coworker that I think I've talked to once, have no idea what his name was, and had to convince that I wasn't shooting some awkward porno in the studio. [I had a cameraman, after all.]

I have one more "naked" video to do, and I feel like it's going to be hard to outdo that one. If you have any ideas/suggestions, I'd love to hear them!

love,
elizabethany

 

Thursday, June 2, 2011

blake lively's got 20+ leaked naked pics!

I LOVE Blake Lively. She's freakin' gorgeous. I'll be honest- of all celebs, I would not expect her to have naked pics leaked, but I would totally expect her to be kinky behind closed doors.

Sucks for her, because even though her reps are denying it, she's got a TON of naked pictures being leaked.


Obviously NSFW or little kids, click here to venture to the XXX page!


Tuesday, May 10, 2011

watch: guy goes absolutely nuts and naked on subway

This guy is freaking INSANE!

I'm hoping he's drunk, but I'm assuming it's a little more than that. He goes crazy on the Subway for whatever reason, rips off his clothes, screams at a cop, and then starts robbing innocent people.

PLEASE BE AWARE: He is naked. You can see everything! But because I'm giving you fair warning, and you're not forced to watch, I'm not putting it on the xxx page!



I love how the guy filming was not afraid to get all up in his business, and the cops don't even say anything. I bet they were excited to watch this on YouTube before bed.

Crazy people, I tell ya, they keep this Internet thing interesting on an otherwise boring day.

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

on the racks: allure goes naked

Each year, Allure does a Naked issue featuring celebs who strip down and talk about their body image and being comfortable with no clothes on.

This year featured Keri Hilson, Kaley Cuoco, Bridget Moynahan, and Ashley Tisdale.


"Everyone has their idea of what you should look like. 'You need to get into the gym.' 'You need to wear less clothes.' 'Wear dresses and skirts.' 'Put a weave in.' 'Cut your hair.' 'Color your hair.' There are so many ways that others tug at you. We do a lot of things to seek validation: I have to get more expensive handbags or fake lashes or fake boobs. This shoot was about dropping all that."


"I have not told my family about this, and I'll tell you why: Until they see the photos, they won't understand. All a mother or father hears is the word 'naked.' When I told my mom about the shoot, I left out the part about taking my clothes off. I was way more excited than I ever thought I would be. Which made me realize, I'm more comfortable in my own skin than I thought."


"I never roam around in bikinis, and I am only naked in the privacy of my own home. In this electronic age, it's not safe to be naked anywhere else, even in locker rooms. I've been in the business a long time, so it didn't really faze me. I was completely comfortable."


"I'm 25, almost 26, but people think of me as much younger because I look young. Being in this shoot was me saying, 'I'm not just the young girl everybody thinks I am. I'm actually a woman.'"

Everyone's talking about Ashley for some reason, but I think Keri got her answer the best.. Just sayin'. That woman is far to underrated with everything she does.

love,
elizabethany