on the racks: christina aguilera does maxim

If you told me Xtina was posing in Maxim a year ago, I would have cringed a little and said something along the lines of "we see more than enough of her on "The Voice." But now, she's looking damn good.

Welcome her to the cover of the October issue.

She's showing off what looks good and hiding her "trouble spots," as every woman should learn how to do... even though I think she has very few trouble spots these days.

Seriously, I love this! She's not the skinny little girl she used to be, but her body's gorgeous! She's a woman now, not a teen pop princess. 

Also love: Her quote about being sexy. 

"I'm such a down-to-earth girl, I'm comfortable in just a jersey and boy's underwear. Trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing you can do. Sexiness should be effortless." 

And when they asked her about Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling back in the day:

"They were both very charismatic, but I think I have to shy away from the question. I don't want this to bite me in the butt later. They were tight, you know. They'd walk around together all the time, same as me and Britney [Spears] would. Now look at us. It's funny how that played out."

Are you saying you guys still can't be friends, Xtina?! Come onnn.......

There's plenty more sexy and fun in the article, out in a week or so.

love,
elizabethany

PS If you haven't heard her latest song, you should. I'm kinda in love with it.

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on the racks: ruthie camden is proving she's all grown up again in maxim

Ruthie Camden, AKA Mackenzie Rosman, really likes to prove that she's grown up. That's fine, cuz she's mostly hott, but I wish the girl would do something great with her life beyond trash things that just get people talking. [See: Ghost Shark, coming soon to Syfy.]

Oh well. Let's look at her bod in Maxim.

 And here are some pics she posted: 

I'm underwhelmed. She's cute, but...meh. I was more shocked/impressed when we found these pictures four years ago. BUT, if you want more, holler at the September issue of Maxim.

FYI: 7th Heaven only stopped airing five years ago. Also: Miss Mackenzie is now 23 years old. Woah. 

love,

elizabethany

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on the racks: topanga covers maxim

Just when we thought Topanga was the JTT of 90s past [ya know, super hott way back when but just a memory now], they brought Girl Meets World into our lives and put Topanga on the cover of this month's Maxim.... in UNDAPANTS!

Well HOTT DIGGITY DAMN, TOPANGA! Good thing Cory snatched you up early and didn't let you get away. It'd be a shame for him to show up to the reunion and see you like this.

Her body isn't perfect, but she's one of the most beautiful women ever. Imagine if all housewives brought the groceries home or cleaned the house like that. No one would ever get divorced. 

I can't wait to learn more lessons from her and see her all grown up! If you can't wait either, check out more from her Maxim article!

love,

elizabethany

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on the racks: jwoww looks unreal in maxim

Though I'm thinkin' the Jersey Shore's 15 minutes [or maybe about an hour] of fame are nearing the end, J. Woww is in next months issue of Maxim, lookin' saucy, eating spaghetti, and sporting curves that seem beyond unreal.

Part of me really wants to be like HOT DAMN she looks good! The other parts of me are wondering why the H she's eating spaghetti and if that's sexy, and if her Barbie-esque figure is really that great.

Boys? Care to chime in? Girls? I'm torn.



love,
elizabethany

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maxim's hot 100 2011

Ask Men and Maxim both come out with their 100 hottest women every year, and now it's Maxim's turn!

I don't think that I agree with the list, and I definitely don't agree with #1, but take a look at some of the highlights for yourself:

I mean.. WHAT is that top 10?! Mila Kunis is probably the only one I agree with! GoodNESS!

Also: YAY for Britney beating the princess! Take THAT, royalty!

Who would you have in your top 10? Do tell.

love,
elizabethany

PS: here's the full list for ya

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on the racks: whitney port and katy perry do maxim

Tweet Most of the time when you see someone's feature pictures in Maxim, they don't really surprise you.. But this month, I was surprised.

Two ladies are in the January 2011 issue, and both are looking smokin' hott.

Katy Perry took the cover. She's a married woman and soon to be known as Katy Brand, but it's not stopping her from lookin' all sexual.

The surprising hottness is not Katy, obviously. It's Whitney Port. Once a Hills girl, then a City girl, now showin' her goodies.. kinda.

“This was a big step for me, but I wanted to step out of my comfort zone a little bit, and I thought it would be a fun experience. I have always loved Maxim, and as much as it’s racy, it’s always tasteful and everybody looks really good...

"I was the ugly duckling as a baby and a toddler. As I got a little older- granted, I did not look so hot with braces- I wasn’t like horribly unfortunate looking."

Uh, "not horribly unfortunate looking?!" She's freakin' gorgeous. And if the boys never thought so before, I'm sure they do now.

love,
elizabethany

exclusive interview: autumn reeser of no ordinary family grew up a nerd

Tweet If you've ever seen two of my favorite shows, The OC and Entourage, you know who Autumn Reeser is. She played Taylor on The OC and the confident Lizzie on Entourage. [You boys probably saw her lookin' smokin' hott in Maxim, too.]

But now she's on a new show on ABC that people are talking about: No Ordinary Family.

She plays Katie, a science lab assistant to the mom of the not so ordinary family who has to keep the secret of this family while trying to figure out what caused the magical change.

All of Autumn's characters have been quirky and different, with a touch of nerd and smarty pants in a variety of ways. Apparently that comes naturally...

"I spent most of my elementary school in the GATe Program, the Gifted and Talented... I was one of the only girls in it so I spent most of my elementary and junior high years with that stigma then kinda ran in the opposite direction."

And when it comes to this latest character, it sounds like she's going to step closer into the spotlight and get her own storyline on No Ordinary Family.

"You're gonna get to see her date and her awkwardness when it comes to men and relationships. She's such a novice when it comes to dating and relationships."

But it looks like there's some DRAMA comin' to the show! Tonight's episode brings answers to what gave the family its powers, but she says after reading through episode 10 last night, it seems like the show may push some limits.

"It gets really dark. It's still funny but it deals with some dark things that happen in real life. [Episode 10] is a really good episode. Everyone's jaws dropped."

Beyond the show, she's starting up a blog with friends that will offer women a little bit of everything.

"I love the web community and there's so much potential there... It's gonna be fun to get involved."

She obviously said a lot more and was super nice, so I recommend checking out the entire podcast interview below, duh!

Do you watch No Ordinary Family? What do you think about it?! Let me know!
It's on tonight before Dancing With the Stars!

love,
elizabethany

on the racks: lindsay lohan does maxim

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on the racks: ke$ha does maxim

It's official. I'm Team Ke$ha. [In case you were wondering, I consider her to be in a battle with Lady Gaga for Princessette of Pop... Since we already have a queen and princess.]

Anyway... If you're not already on her side, I think you should look at her Maxim photoshoot.
Guys- I must warn you. A chub is 99% probable.

I think even I got a ..y'know.. after looking at them!

She's not the hottest thing you've ever seen, but she's got the swag.

Okay... Now I really sound like a boy. Not cute.

All I'm sayin' is... Lady Gaga ain't got nothin' on her. [Even though I totally think Ke$ha should always rock the star on her eye.] Agreed?



love,
elizabethany

on the racks: amanda bynes does maxim

I've always had a little girl crush on Amanda Bynes, since it was OK to have girl crushes... Now she's on the cover of Maxim.

Okay, so maybe the cover shot isn't so intriguing. [Which, Maxim, that's normally where you want one of the best pictures, isn't it?!] But look at some of these inside-pictures.... My friends, Amanda Bynes has grown up.

Some people still see me as a kid, but I'm a 23-year-old woman now. I want to show people who I am. My parents were like, "Does this mean you're gonna do sexy movies now?" I said, "Well, if they're done the right way, then maybe!"

Yeah, umm... She's hott. If you fellas don't agree with me, you're absolutely nutso.

Still, I want to know what you think, just because it's been a while:



You gotta admit.. She's come a long way from playing the boy in movies.

love,
elizabethany