super britney fan chris crocker is.... hott now

Hott damn! Who I once thought was maybe one of the most hideous infamous men on the Internet, is now pretty sexual, and I kinda wanna lick.

Take a look at Chris Crocker nowadays:


Seriously... he doesn't look the same AT ALL! Yum. [If only he thought I was yummy too.]

Nowadays he's getting ready to start a porn career [if you wanna see nakey pics of him, they are easily available, and some are here], making Britney-esque music, and premiering documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival.

You can check all the deets on that stuff in this interview with him, but as for how he feels about Britney now:

I'll always have a soft spot for Britney because I've loved her since I was in third grade. I'm not inspired by her the way I was as a kid, but I'll always care about her as a person, which is why I made the "Leave Britney Alone!" video in the first place.

It's a pretty interesting interview, but I'm mostly just shocked in his appearance transformation. I'm a picture book kinda person.

love,
elizabethany

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maxim's hot 100 2011

Ask Men and Maxim both come out with their 100 hottest women every year, and now it's Maxim's turn!

I don't think that I agree with the list, and I definitely don't agree with #1, but take a look at some of the highlights for yourself:

I mean.. WHAT is that top 10?! Mila Kunis is probably the only one I agree with! GoodNESS!

Also: YAY for Britney beating the princess! Take THAT, royalty!

Who would you have in your top 10? Do tell.

love,
elizabethany

PS: here's the full list for ya

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the 25 hottest guys on the real world

Tonight marks the premiere of the 25th season of The Real World, and to celebrate, Complex Magazine put together a list of the top 25 females to ever come from the show.

I don't agree with their list, but their top 3 were Mallory from Paris, Irulan from Vegas, and Jamie from San Diego. According to them, the first Vegas was the most attractive season....

It inspired me to pick the hottest guys to ever come from the show. Straight or gay, with personalities definitely playing a factor, these are the most beautiful "Real" men from 19 years of TV. [Click to make it bigger, of course.]

I put them in order left to right to bottom, so obviously Alton is the hottest. I mean, damn. I drool over the thought of him. As for the hottest cast of guys- Hollywood wins that title with Nick, Will, and Dave.

Looking back at pictures from the older seasons, I remember thinking Jamie, Dan, and Randy were so hott, but the pictures either don't do them justice, or we need to be thankful those fashions have disappeared. [Ahem- Jamie's haircut]

Johnny Bananas was way hotter before all of the Challenge drama he's been involved in, but I still don't hate him. Mike the Miz was also a lot hotter on his season, and now I can barely stand him, but I picked everyone based on their character on the show.

If you disagree, think I forgot someone, or want to hate on the list, let me know your thoughts! I like a good debate.

And with two of those 25 being on tonight's premiere, I think us ladies will enjoy it.

love,
elizabethany

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on the racks: devin thomas does essence

My brother practically begged for my mom to find a Devin Thomas jersey this Christmas, but she claimed she couldn't find one. I know he's good and all, but I never thought about having his jersey.

That is until now.

He was featured as Essence Magazine's "Eye Candy of the Week," and boy is he delicious.

So delicious, I'm going to shut up and let you try and digest it all.

Ya know.. One of my pet peeves is someone using my pillow and getting their scent all over it... But shooottt... You can snuggle my pillow any day, Devin.

Thank goodness he really is an up-and-coming star and I don't think he's leaving the Redskins. Although.... The elizabethany-jersey curse means if I get his jersey, he leaves. Maybe I should hold off.

Excuse me while I clean up my drool.

love,
elizabethany

the hottest disney men

It's totally normal to have a crush on a cartoon character, I swear. I once had a friend that was obsessed with Ariel. Seriously. I think he woulda given anything to marry her.

With that being said, it's absolutely OK for someone to make this list of the hottest Disney characters ever.

10. Captain Hook. Meh. I don't see it.

9. Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty. I'm not sure who created this picture, but damn. He should be up AT LEAST a few spots.

8. Thomas from Pocahontas... Played by Christian Bale

7. Jafar. Again... He's way too creepy and reminds me a little of Michael Jackson for some reason.

6. Prince Naveen from The Princess and the Frog. Holy moly. If there was any way to get me more excited for this movie, he's it.

5. Roger from 101 Dalmations. The nose is a bit much, but he does seem to be a lot of fun, eh?!

4. Aladdin. Again... These pictures! I need to try and contain myself.

3. Bert. Total cutie.

2. Gaston. Uhhh.. I'm scared.

1. Prince Eric. His hair is almost to perfection like Uncle Jesse's, but does he really beat everyone else?!

I seriously can't get over this new Disney prince. Wowzers. Someone make him real! I also feel like a pedophile looking at Aladdin like that. Woopsies.

Now, back to reality.

love,
elizabethany