on the racks: jwoww looks unreal in maxim

Though I'm thinkin' the Jersey Shore's 15 minutes [or maybe about an hour] of fame are nearing the end, J. Woww is in next months issue of Maxim, lookin' saucy, eating spaghetti, and sporting curves that seem beyond unreal.

Part of me really wants to be like HOT DAMN she looks good! The other parts of me are wondering why the H she's eating spaghetti and if that's sexy, and if her Barbie-esque figure is really that great.

Boys? Care to chime in? Girls? I'm torn.



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elizabethany

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listen: famous for nothing

Billy the Kidd is on the radio in Dallas, and, well, all over the nation. He recorded this song that is absolute perfection.

Teen Moms, Real Housewives, Kardashians, guidos... He slays them all. [And the first couple seconds of this song totally sets it up perfectly.]



Yes, yes, and more yes!

That is all I have to say about that.

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elizabethany

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snooki is lookin good!

I obviously don't catch all of Snooki's tweets, but one picture caught my eye and had me checkin' out her Plixi account.

The girl has obviously lost weight and is looking GOOD!

I think she has a pretty face, and with a rockin' bod coming back to her, she could be owning things by the time they're in Italy.

You go girl!

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elizabethany

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sammi sweetheart is leaving nothing for the imagination

WOAH. Wow. That's a vagina floating around the Internet today. A famous reality star's vajay.

When you hear someone has some "naked pics" leaked, you assume it's the usual mirror shot, some nips, maybe some lower goodies.

This time it's MUCH MORE. Sammi is saddled up and ready to go, turning to face the camera, and smiling for a picture.


WHAT IN THE WORLD?! Is she the biggest idiot EVER?! She has to be. Her name might as well change to "the dumbest bitch you'll ever meet."

It's way too much for me to be posting even on my XXX page, I think. So for the uncensored version, hollaholla over at this site.

love,
elizabethany

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on the racks: snooki does rolling stone

I thought getting the cover of Rolling Stone was a really big deal and basically meant "hey, you're a really talented, big star!" Then that spot was given to Snooki.


Don't get me wrong, I love the Snooks, and as you'll see, the interview is hilarious and very entertaining, and I'm sure it'll sell a ton of copies... but in case y'all forgot- She's just a drunken reality star! What does it take for me to be that cool?!

Anyway, as you can imagine, the interview has a ton of quotes that anyone and everyone should read. For example: Don't worry about her thinking like the Situation in that she'll have a career after Jersey Shore. She's in this for life, and she knows just who her role model is:

"When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spin-offs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be like 'What does Snooki do now?' or 'Snooki's Getting Married!' What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson. She makes millions. I'm trying to build an empire because after this, I can't get a normal job."

..Well, that's for sure. At least she's got her head on straight.

And when it comes to how she sees herself on the show:

"Some of the stuff is like 'Really Nicole?' I look like an alcoholic. I just look like sh*t."

....Truth strikes again.

As for my favorite part of the interview; She says her motto in life is "Party it up, live it up, and don't be sad over stupid shit."
WORD, sista!

The article will have a ton more pictures, obviously, but you can check out a slideshow of the highlights and pictures here. Old school cheerleader-Snooki pics are definitely included. She's like a whole different girl!

Also, check out the rather cute video of the shoot:



So: the question is: Who will sell more Rolling Stone issues- Justin Bieber last month or Snooki?



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elizabethany

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poll: do you like maci's new look?

Tweet At the end of the last season of Teen Mom 1 [woah, that's confusing], I really liked Maci because I felt like she genuinely didn't care about the fame and everything that was happening.

Apparently I was wrong... Or so it seems.

She's taken her money and reportedly gotten a boob job [even though she's been hiding it since] and some platinum blonde extensions. And she's been "hanging out" with the Jersey Shore girls!

I don't like it. At all. Yes, she's still pretty. Gorgeous even. She reminds me of Nastia Liukin a little. But it completely changed her look! She doesn't look cute, fun, natural anymore. She looks like a typical reality-turned-"superstar."

I sort of hope the boob job is just a rumor and that her hanging out with Jersey Shore was just because of the MTV party that happened last week. I'd rather her stick to hanging out with Bentley.

What do YOU think though?



love,
elizabethany

poll: is this j-woww's topless photo?

Tweet There has been a LOT of talk of naked photos of J-Woww, and she's been fighting her ex and it's been a huge mess. Now, there are some photos on the internet that may or may not be her.

I'll let you be the judge, but you'll have to be a big kid to see them.

On another note, Jersey Shore is officially the biggest series ever in the history of MTV. Wow.

poll: was j-woww's nye outfit too much?

Tweet As usual, I can't tell you every detail about New Year's Eve. [And if you can tell me every detail of yours, I hope it's for a good reason!] What I do remember is the reaction I and the entire room had when we saw J-Woww's outfit on MTV's bash and Snooki ball drop. She was freakin' hott!

Apparently she wanted to be even MORE uncovered. MTV made her put on the blazer so that it wasn't as revealing.

But I want to hear your opinion: Did the blazer really do much to help the sluttiness? Was it hott, too much, or saved by the blazer?



love,
elizabethany

listen/download: angelina's new single "i'm hot"

Tweet I know it's Tunes on Tuesday, and that's where I normally debut the new music, but I'd rather not mix in terribly bad, hilarious songs.

So, right now, I present to you the Jersey Shore's Angelina with her new single- "I'm Hot."



GoodNESS I hope she doesn't genuinely expect people to play that anywhere. She's joking, right? She's laughing with us! ...No? She's not? She's like Heidi Montag?

Schedule the plastic surgery and bankruptcy meeting, we got ourselves a fame whore.

love,
elizabethany

hollywood minute 111210

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• Someone's injured
• Someone's blaming their parents
• Someone's got a duet with Michael Jackson
• and Angelina from Jersey Shore's new rap song is in the podcast.. Oy.

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elizabethany

best jersey shore quotes of season 2

So I posted this yesterday, but some craziness happened and it somehow got deleted.

Anyway, I'd be lying if I said OMG I LOVE THE JERSEY SHORE I WATCHED EVERY EPISODE. Truth is- Teen Mom captured my heart this season and I don't have time to watch that much TV.

What I did catch of this season- all of the absolutely ridiculous amazing quotes. And with the help of my most reliable website, I shall present to you my top 10 +1, because we all know you never pick just 10.






They actually didn't include T-Shirt Time, which is the best thing to happen to this world since GTL, nor did they include the Obama tanning tax comment, but I guess we can't let Snookie hog all the quotes...

Thank you, people of Jersey Shore... for being so damn smart. Errr... entertaining.

love,
elizabethany

watch: ozzy osbourne on the jersey shore

TweetWhat a combination!

Ozzy Osbourne is working on promoting his new album and is making a bunch of TV and movie spoofs for his live concert intro [according to YouTube]. One of the spoofs: Jersey Shore.

It. Is. Great.



I TOTALLY didn't know it was really him! He looks great! All young and short hair and stuff! DANG OZZY! You fit right in!

Can someone please put him on the show foreal?! It'd be fantastic.

love,
elizabethany

watch: the situation does situational training for vitamin water

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but this ad is funnier than the Old Spice ones.

The Situation has taken the role of endorsing Vitamin Water by putting athletes through his "Situational Training" to become all hott and GTL-worthy.

It's... perfection.



I try to hate on him, and I can't. And neither can you. The guy has gone from zero to hero thanks to having abs of steel. Now his ridiculous language is taking over our country and we're letting him. Soon he'll be president.

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elizabethany

meet the cast of k-town

A couple months ago we saw the casting call: They wanted Asian-Americans who acted like the kids from Jersey Shore.

Now we have the official cast, their pics, and some info about them! ...And they're nothing like the ones I imagined.

They're literally squinty eyed Jersey Shore kids. [Is that wrong of me to say? Oh well.]

The show has its own Twitter, but is not picked up by any network yet!!! What the heck!!? It's produced by Tyrese, but apparently no one is interested. Take a look at some pictures from taping:

And OF COURSE they found their version of The Situation. Meet Peter Le:

I know if I owned a network, I'd jump on this without hesitation. This will absolutely be my favorite show if it hits television. Can you imagine the epicness?!

Everyone follow them on Twitter now. Get the word out that this could be retardedly awesome and hopefully we'll be watching it in no time.

love,
elizabethany

PS: Peter- I'd holler.

jwoww's clothing line isn't as filthy as you'd imagine

I didn't know JWoww was a fashion designer, but given the fact she released her line the other night, I'd say she is.

Her line is called "Filthy Couture." I expected it to be uber Jersey Shore and full of skank, but besides the bathing suits and lingerie, I was pleasantly surprised.

Some of them I'd totally buy! Others, not so much. Take a gander for yourself:

What do you think?! Buyable?!



If it's cheap, count me in!

love,
elizabethany

because you want to know: mtv movie awards

So the MTV Movie Awards were last night [duh] and it's time for me to tell you my thoughts... Because you care... Obviously.

I'll make it quick and simple.

What I hearted:

• Tom Cruise becoming someone we can all like and think is great again. His Les Grossman character that was shown throughout the show was hilarious. It was also cute to see Katie smiling and loving it!
• Speaking of him, his performance with J. Lo was great! I love seeing her back in action and looking hott, and it was funny!
• The Kiss Cam. As lame as it was, I thought about it again and it was totally funny. It's a shame some people didn't play along, but Russell Brand and Jonah Hill made it all worth it in the end.
• Sandra Bullock. Not that I wasn't a fan before, but I LOVE her now. I want to spend an entire weekend watching all of her movies. She's a class act. She addressed what's been said about her and said let's move on. Who cares if she got the award outta pity?! Either way- She deserved it.

What was not so heart-ful:

• Twilight being the main focus again, duh. Annoying. There's no way you can say that's honestly the best movie of the year. And WHO CARES if R. Pattz and K. Stew didn't kiss?! It was LAME! Stop talking about it. [I know.. I just did. I fail.]
• The Sandra/Scarlett kiss. I know, I know. I'm a hater or something. Whatever. I just didn't get it. Maybe there's something I'm missing, but that whole situation just confused the eff out of me.
• The performances. Katy Perry and Snoop Dogg were rather awkward, and Christina Aguilera was no bueno. I think her time is up. There's no coming back. Plus- what was that heart on her cooch?!
  
• Lindsay Lohan. Homegirl needs help. Just because she avoided sitting next to Dr. Drew doesn't mean someone shouldn't step in. It's scary what she looks like now!

Also worth mentioning because everyone loves them: Jersey Shore walked the red carpet. Why does Angelina still get to do everything?! UNFAIR! Also, can we all agree that Sammi is the hottest girl by far? And Vinny wins for the guys!


Alright, that is all! What did you like/dislike?! Was it worth your time!? Sound off below, of course!

love,
elizabethany

there are more jersey shore spin-offs

After one season of Jersey Shore, we're all craving more...

...But will we be craving it after a second season with the same people, a third season with new people, Brighton Beach, and Jersey Couture?

Producers of many companies think so. So much so they're creating what seems like an entire network of Jersey Shore-like shows.

The latest: The Asian version.

"Looking for interesting, attractive, colorful Asian-Americans to cast in a reality show similar to 'Jersey Shore,' 'Real World,' 'The Hills,' etc.... We need attractive Asian-Americans with lively, strong and unique personalities between the ages of 18 to 30 with equally interesting life stories and perspectives to share, especially individuals who know about and/or experienced the Koreatown life."
-Craigslist posting

Hold up. ASIAN CENTERED?! This is way more genius than the Jersey Shore, for sure!

We all know how much I love my Asians. They are the most entertaining race on the freakin' planet. Imagine all the videos I've shown you in one show! Plus, give them a few drinks, and we suddenly have a bunch of red humans running around!

I can't wait. I will absolutely watch such a show. Maybe I can even help recruit some of my friends for it. I do work in Annandale, VA after all... Maybe they could even have the show there!

[Sidenote: I bet they'll never have a black version. Not because it's already been done with College Hill, but because people are still afraid to be "racist" towards them. What a shame. I'd totally watch that too.]


Another show has already been filmed and is set to air at the end of the month!!

Name: Sunset Daze. The typecast: Old people.

Not kidding. They got a bunch of crazy old people who apparently partake in "steamy scenes in jacuzzis, a wild night out at a gay rodeo and makeout sessions during happy hour."



As much as I want to watch it and see what really goes down, I'd rather not imagine my grandparents going to a gay rodeo in their free time.

..Then again... Hopefully I can make my imagination fail me for a little bit.


Do you think it will all be too much?! Will you watch all of them?! I really don't see myself wasting so much time on one type of show, but I can't predict the future.

Bring on the drama and shock value!

love,
elizabethany

PS: Here are some pictures of your original faves moving in to their new Miami home: