on the racks: katy, aka mrs brand does bazaar

Tweet Katy Perry is now Mrs. Brand, and she’s making that more than obvious in the new issue of Bazaar.

She’s looking more conservative [like most females do after they get a ring put on it], but I mostly blame Bazaar for that. I doubt we’ll be seeing her so clothed on the red carpet or in her videos anytime soon.

Check out the photo-shoot and a couple of blog-worthy quotes from the article:

On who she is-
“I'm a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I'm a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. But I like to get people thinking. That's what the stories in my music do."

On her new, wild hubby-
"I always knew I wanted a great man of God, someone who was going to be an inspiration for people and also be a lovely husband and father," she says. "We're at different places in our lives, but we can still grow together. He's thought-provoking, articulate, a real advocate. I also definitely wanted to have a laugh. I have all that in him."

I like Katy Perry, I really do… But there’s something odd about her or her relationship with him. I feel like no matter how many interviews, videos, songs, etc. that she does, there’s still a lot that we don’t know about her. Which is good for her, I guess.

love,
elizabethany

watch: ellen pole dances

Tweet This whole pole dancing as a sport thing is really taking flight! I need to find a class somewhere in the BCS. Anyone know of any?!

If there's not a class I can take in person, maybe I can get a DVD and a scary at-home pole like this lady on Ellen was promoting.

The awesome part of the promotion [I assume it was a promotion, anyway] is that she got Ellen to dance sexual an on a pole.



I wish I could find a video of the beginning when she was really gyrating her hips all types of crazy. I mean, I've always said Ellen is one of two people in this world who could make me go lesbian but DANG! Even with her incredibly awkward moves she's sexy!

Also on today's show- Russell Brand. Because he is seriously the weirdest guy in Hollywood [that I know anything about] right now, I will recommend watching this:



Again, I wish you could see the beginning where he walks out in super slow-mo like it was normal, but I think you get the idea.

It was a GREAT episode of Ellen today, so I recommend watching it if you can. Jesse Eisenberg and Kyle Massey were also on. Really, really good show.

love,
elizabethany

because you want to know: mtv movie awards

So the MTV Movie Awards were last night [duh] and it's time for me to tell you my thoughts... Because you care... Obviously.

I'll make it quick and simple.

What I hearted:

• Tom Cruise becoming someone we can all like and think is great again. His Les Grossman character that was shown throughout the show was hilarious. It was also cute to see Katie smiling and loving it!
• Speaking of him, his performance with J. Lo was great! I love seeing her back in action and looking hott, and it was funny!
• The Kiss Cam. As lame as it was, I thought about it again and it was totally funny. It's a shame some people didn't play along, but Russell Brand and Jonah Hill made it all worth it in the end.
• Sandra Bullock. Not that I wasn't a fan before, but I LOVE her now. I want to spend an entire weekend watching all of her movies. She's a class act. She addressed what's been said about her and said let's move on. Who cares if she got the award outta pity?! Either way- She deserved it.

What was not so heart-ful:

• Twilight being the main focus again, duh. Annoying. There's no way you can say that's honestly the best movie of the year. And WHO CARES if R. Pattz and K. Stew didn't kiss?! It was LAME! Stop talking about it. [I know.. I just did. I fail.]
• The Sandra/Scarlett kiss. I know, I know. I'm a hater or something. Whatever. I just didn't get it. Maybe there's something I'm missing, but that whole situation just confused the eff out of me.
• The performances. Katy Perry and Snoop Dogg were rather awkward, and Christina Aguilera was no bueno. I think her time is up. There's no coming back. Plus- what was that heart on her cooch?!
  
• Lindsay Lohan. Homegirl needs help. Just because she avoided sitting next to Dr. Drew doesn't mean someone shouldn't step in. It's scary what she looks like now!

Also worth mentioning because everyone loves them: Jersey Shore walked the red carpet. Why does Angelina still get to do everything?! UNFAIR! Also, can we all agree that Sammi is the hottest girl by far? And Vinny wins for the guys!


Alright, that is all! What did you like/dislike?! Was it worth your time!? Sound off below, of course!

love,
elizabethany