watch: news team bickers non-stop on live tv

Everyone has someone in the office they can't stand... that's normal.... what people who aren't in the media business might never think about: even if we hate someone we're constantly with, we can't show it!

...Unless, of course, you're this news team in Philly. It seems like they're constantly making it known that they'd rather work with anyone but each other.


I don't know if they're trying to make it awkward because they think it's funny or because it'll keep people watching for a train wreck... or maybe they're doing it so their boss pulls one of them off the show... but it's effing annoying.

There was no way I could finish watching the video without trying to tackle homegirl Nicole through the computer screen. You're pretty and young honey, but you are incredibly unprofessional. Get it together. You look ridiculous.

Awkward television: There's only so much one can take.

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elizabethany

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watch etv: a parody of the nicki minaj/mariah carey american idol fight

It was beyond obvious that someone was going to die at the new American Idol table as soon as they announced who'd be sitting there... I'm just surprised Mariah doesn't have the balls to fight back.

Anyway, we saw what happened in real life, now see our ridiculous recreation:


I mean... Just LOOK at my weave. But you know damn well Nicki has worn that before.

Yes, I get paid to do this kinda stuff.

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elizabethany

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watch: girl beats boyfriend, then cops, on the train

Well damn. I said it before when Nick called my show about getting beat up by his ex-girlfriend, and I'll say it again- Guys should not put up with getting hit by their girlfriends, even if they cheated.

This girl hits him, spits in his face, and stomps on his head... A LOT. She's not phased by the camerawoman who is mad her food is getting cold, nor is she gonna let the cops handcuff her or take her anywhere.



Poor ginger boy. He's sitting there wiping off his blood, getting embarrassed in public, and having to "take it like a man." I'm sure she's gonna be in some serious trouble, though.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: insane barbershop beat down

What happens when the bossman at a barber shop goes out of town, and his employees use the place as their drug hub?

This.
[Be careful- language.]



Holy. Crap. Remind me to never sell drugs while the bosses are out, please. Woah.

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elizabethany

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watch: little kids have fight about marriage thats a little too real

Nothin' like a little pressure from your girlfriend to marry her, right? She wants the ring, you want the freedom... a huge fight happens, yelling, screaming... and the guy normally wants to cry and run.

These little kids have the fight, and it's INTENSE. It's also a little too adult-like in many ways.



She is NOT going to let him give up, and he's literally trapped on that stool, SCREAMING. Plus, she tried to win him over by cleaning up after him in the kitchen, then refuses him to look anywhere else but her eyes...

I guess we do learn all this stuff pretty early. Wowza.

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elizabethany

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watch: guy gets punched after messing with strangers

Luckily I've been smart enough not to mess with old people when going out and using random strangers as my video prey. This guy either didn't know it's a bad idea, or he wanted to go viral.



WAIT A SECOND. If a guy is in a handicapped rider thing, how is he gonna GET UP AND PUNCH A DUDE?!

Awesome. Purely. Awesome.
Hopefully I don't get punched while completing a certain dare tonight.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: prostitutes fight it out on the streets

Everyone enjoys a good girl fight. They're far too hilarious not to. Imagine the possibilities of entertainment if it's a couple of real life hookers on the streets of San Francisco...

Then watch it become a reality.

[PS- It's not that graphic video-wise, but the language is totally NSFW.]



I really don't know that I've ever heard the b-word yelled so many times, nor have I heard someone compliment a girl for being pretty while fighting her, but still the highlight was the guy coming out of NOWHERE and singing.

Ah. What a beautiful night-scene.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: bikini burger king brawl

[First of all- say that title three times fast. Woo, boy.]

Spring Break definitely brings out the crazy in everyone. It's kinda what makes it fun and interesting, though. You go wherever you're going hoping to see the craziest ish and have better stories than your friends.

This video is definitely at the top of crazy Spring Break stories that I've seen/heard!

Check out how intense this fight gets at Burger King! [I have no idea what they're fighting about, but that's not the point, is it?]
[I recommend full-screening this... stupid iPhone vertical recording...]



WOAHDANG GIRL! Stuff is FUH-LYING through the store! These B's are crazy.

"This is going on YouTube." Ya damn right it is... and blogs all over the world, too!

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elizabethany

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live chatting cut throat: episode 5

Tweet So I skipped out on the chat last week for a few reasons, a major one being technical difficulties the week before... But this weekend we HAVE to chat it up on here during the new episode of Cut Throat.

Have you SEEN the promo?! It looks like we're going to see the real, new Ty this episode. We saw glimpses of it during RWDC, but from what everyone has said to me, he's turned into a real monster.

Check out this Dailies video where a joke with Emily goes way too far with him again.



It seriously makes me sad to see him like that!! He's a real cool guy when he's sober... or at least used to be real cool. From what I hear, he's kinda on his own nowadays.. and he won't return my calls for me to make sure he's not completely MIA.

So let's chat tonight! Be here before the show and we'll do the usual polls, behind the scenes info, etc! And tell your friends so we have lots!



love,
elizabethany

watch: bffs break up on x factor

Tweet It's never fun to fight with your BFF. It gets ugly when there's physical fighting involved. It's even worse when it ultimately results in a break-up of friendship.... But it's the worst when it's on national [or should we even consider this global at this point?!] television.

Watch what happens when two girls want to make it big on X-Factor, but things go wrong:



Girls, girls, girls..... Don't you know you're supposed to pull the hair and throw a couple slaps?! That way it gets really interesting!

Here's to hoping they work things out! And here's a toast to Simon for being on point and hilarious, as always.

love,
elizabethany

watch: tortoise vs dog

I think tortoises are starting to get a little angry that they're known as the slow animal and everyone picks on them for losing to the hare.

Don't believe me? You'd think a full-grown Boxer dog would be able to beat out a tortoise in "who's more scary," but this video says otherwise:



Homeboy is bucking at Whiskey [which is officially my favorite dog name ever, and I'm not even a whiskey fan] and making the dog run away! WHAT?!

I would say pick on someone you're own size, Mr. Turtle, but he clearly can handle much bigger. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

love,
elizabethany

two former superstars in one octogon

Ever heard of Jose Canseco? How bout Herschel Walker? Okay now do you know what MMA is, or cage fighting, or UFC? Well if so, you may have heard this news by now, but it’s new to me.

To find out the brawl about to take place and the Twitter drama, click here!

the real world dc: as we saw it, andrew talks about the balcony incident

Happy Monday, peeps! As you know, we've been doing these special editions of The Real World DC, As We Saw It podcasts on Mondays whenever we can so you can get an even more in depth look into the show!

This week we had to know more about Andrew's fall off the balcony! Just like you, we were left a little worried!

Was he hurt badly? Was it really Ty's fault?! What happened after the fall?!

We called Andrew to find out the scoop. He actually blames others along with Ty! Find out why below. Hopefully there won't be any "to be continueds"....



Alright, alright... Stay tuned for more after the episode! I promise! It may even be a "special" version of the podcast.... More on that later, too!

Thank you subscribers and downloaders and listeners and fans! Looooove ya! ;)

love,
elizabethany

watch: koala bears fighting

Everyone likes to watch a good fight, let's be honest. There's nothin' better than seeing two guys square up for 30 minutes before someone finally lays a punch, or a girl pullin' out another girl's weave.

For some reason, I think it's just as entertaining to watch some animals fight, too. Of course it's more typical for some, but this video of Koala Bears wanting to kill each other has me LOLing.



The one is teasing him and clearly just pissing him off! He's probably the annoying little brother or something. Rude. You can only push someone so far before they explode, little guy! [I guess that's probably what he was going for, though.]

I always thought Koalas were so nice and cute and happy. Apparently they can get feisty too!

love,
elizabethany

watch: taylor lautner defends girlfriend taylor swift

[Alright so apparently it's still not "confirmed" that the two young Taylors are dating, but let's be real... They're practically yelling it from the mountaintops.]

This weekend SNL featured Twilight star Taylor Lautner, who took the time during his monologue to stick up for birthday girl Taylor Swift.

Stick up for her why? The Kanye situation. Apparently no one is going to let this one go anytime soon.



Seriously, guys, it's been 4 months since he took over the stage, and it's time to give it up. T. Swift spoke her peace on SNL, the Country Music people spoke their minds, and the Internet gave up at least a week of its time.

It's over. Dead. Pounded into the ground. RIP. [Hopefully.]

On the other hand, your back tuck was pretty sweet, and even though you missed the kicks, I remain impressed, Taylor.

love,
elizabethany

watch: the news slams perez hilton

I haven't paid one second of attention to Perez Hilton ever since his little fight and ordeal with will.i.am, but apparently he has a book out nowadays. When he went to promote it at a morning news program and showed up a little late, things went very wrong, and he threw a typical Perez fit.

That's not what's worth noting. KTLA News won 43987234 points in this battle when they called him a "talentless dope."



The fact that this little feud was talked about, and put to sleep on a news program is awesome. This is the kind of news program I want to be on!

Perez, you're havin' one hell of a year, eh?!

love,
elizabethany

watch: women's college soccer is brutal

Mikey P posted a video yesterday about the crazy brawls that happen in a dogpile, and now I have a crazy video of female college soccer players.

I'll be honest... I don't know much about soccer. I don't watch it. This video has be wantin' to check out all the brutality, though!

I didn't know they got so violent, but apparently soccer players love to pull hair and bitch-slap just like the hoes in the high school cafeteria.



Forget the name calling and causing a scene... They're doin' it big, and trying to hide it. That is, until, someone ends up on the ground with their "weave" still in tact.

I don't know who to root for! The underdog girl who's on the ground, or the girl who's a beast of some sort and did that to her!

Way to get people to pay attention to girls' soccer, ladies.

love,
elizabethany

watch: seth green flips the f out

Oh boy. Another "hidden" camera catching a celeb flip the F out on set.

This time the subject is Seth Green.

The little guy sure does have a lot of anger. I can't even understand him to know what he's yelling about, but he sure isn't happy.



Yikes. I'd be pretty freakin' scared to be taping that thing, that's for sure. Whoever did it is lucky it stayed on the camera if Seth really knocked it out of their hands!

Calm down there, Seth. Whatever it is you're yelling about- It's not the end of the world... And it sure is funny.

love,
elizabethany

kanye interrupts everyone

I'm definitely sick of hearing about how Kanye interrupted Taylor's speech. Okay, it was stupid. He's a huge d-bag. Tell me something I don't know. The guy's been on my hate-list since day 1.

What I do find hilarious are A) the people who are talking about it and B) pictures people are making/things they're having him "say."

Did you hear Obama called him a jackass?! Yea, President Obama got caught saying Kanye West is a jackass, and it's just one reason why I love our president.



I wonder if Kanye will come out and say "President Obama does not like Kanye West"... Oh wait. Obama already did that for him.

Kelly Clarkson totally ripped Kanye a new butthole, too.

Dear Kanye,

What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??

I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.

On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!

Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl!

But... the funniest part of everything are the parodies and images people are creating. "Kanye West interrupts..... Everyone."

And finally... Even Hitler hates Kanye. Now that's an accomplishment.

Seriously, dude... I've told you before, I will totally say it again. Go jump off a cliff or something. Go to the top of Mount Everest and roll the entire way down. Run your car off a bridge. Keep the Summer of Death going. Please. For me? I just think you're a waste of life.

love,
elizabethany

watch etv: finding the rwdc cast episode 11

WOOHOO! It's FINALLY time for another episode of elizabethanyTV's Finding the Real World DC Cast!!

I know, I know... It took forever to get another episode out. I'm SORRY!!! I've been uber busy, as you may have been able to tell, and haven't gotten the chance to sit down for a long period of time to do it! BUT! Here it is my friends!

This time we ran into a little bit of trouble with the production crew again. They really don't like us.



Episode 12 HAS been filmed, so it should be up within the next 5 days! Stay tuned, loves!

As usual... Feel free to sound off below! How does it rate amongst the others? Love, hate, don't care?

Thanks for watching! You're the best!

love,
elizabethany